Entire generation of zoomers will grow up thinking this is how Mary Jane is supposed to look

>entire generations will have a foot goddess as their Mary Jane
What's the problem?

And that's a good thing

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ENTIRE GENERATION OF ZOOMERS WILL GROW UP WITH BLACKED AS THEIR PRIMARY SOURCE OF PORNOGRAPHY, EVENTUALLY TURNING THEM INTO KEKOLDS

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God, I wish I was a zoomer

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>foot goddess

Proof?

>septum piercing
WHY?
WHY?
WHY DO GIRLS RUIN THEMSELVES LIKE THIS?

So, based on y'alls main childhood era here, are you Gen X, Millennial, or Zoomer?

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>Flat, ugly, bitchy mutt
I will never understand

But isn't her name Michelle or something like that?

She cute

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>ugly
have you told your parents you are gay yet user?

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She has an extremely masculine face, I know being a virgin can warp your mind but you need to go outside and look at some 5/10 chicks

>foot goddess
More like a foot whore

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I don't know if she's attractive... or a good actress. But I like her as Mary Jane. Not because it is accurate, but because she is playing it as a straight adaption of Jane Lane from Daria.

>masculine face
it's ok user people are more accepting than ever now I don't think your parents would be mad

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I think she's cute NOW but I've seen both her parents and I just don't think her looks are something you stake a long term investment in.

but she's Michelle Jones, not Mary Jane

I thought it was clear enough for everyone, OP

>woman without double chin
>masculine
user that's how people that aren't obese are supposed to look like

She's adopted

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It is. She's not Mary Jane.

She just has the same nickname, being "MJ".

Anyone who agrees with your general sentiment is legitimately retarded by my standards.
>a fictional character is supposed to look like x
How fucking delusional can you be

She is obviously meant to replace Mary Jane. Why not use Gwen Stacy for now? Why can't Mary Jane be a super model like in the comics?

You would think...or hope.

Not zoomers. Gen Alpha. Most zoomers will know the one from the Raimi films because those are their first impressions of the characters.

Groce. Poor Spider-man. Thank G-d I wasn't born 200-500 years from now. The dating pool looks bleak.

Me neither user

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>Zendaya as Gwen Stacy
Pure kino

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Fuck zoomers. Who cares

She is this generation's Rihanna

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>Poor Spider-man.
IMAGINE being Tom Holland in this scene

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core millennial childhood was prime

Why were BOTH love interests black? Is this a reference to the comics or something?

she's pretty much flawless for a negro

Uncle Ben taught him well

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they're trying to distance themselves from Raimi as much as they can, I mean remember how racist that movie was?

they're finally embracing white men colonizing hot black girls

She literally isn't Mary Jane

Jews will not replace us

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Isn't she getting her tits out in a show soon?

>MJ is not Mary Jane
Alright

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I hope not.

Go scrub my toilet paddy!

She gets them out for me every night

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and if you believe it's alright You're a fucking retard. MJ it's a redhead actress/model. Not a smelly nigger making stupid feminist arguments as if they were a bit funny

an entire generation of millincels will cry about it for even longer

Fat face

This whole thing needs to be shifted a little bit to the right. But I'm a zoomer, had a pretty based upbringing. Feels weird to know I'm going to b e part of the last generation to have known some measure of normalcy before animalism took over completely.

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>and if you believe it's alright You're a fucking retard. MJ it's a redhead actress/model. Not a smelly nigger making stupid feminist arguments as if they were a bit funny

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At this point, cute mixed girls are all I have to look forward to

>not living through core millennial childhood
if only you knew how much you missed out on

This is the prime example for why this stupidity works; this entire generation has been completely dominated by their id. This poster hears a good example of a completely destroyed character that is nothing like its comic counterpart, and instead of understanding the point and hearing it, the first thing he does is think with his dick and start mentioning the actress's ass. He smugly reacts this way, too, as if it's a funny joke and you should be laughing and fondling yourself, too, instead of thinking about why this is happening.

This is not some uncommon event, either. People like him, who should be resisting this kind of change, are instead becoming the norm. People are having less and less sex; less children are being born. We are becoming increasingly controlled by our need to masturbate above all else, and as long as a form of entertainment proves to be good masturbation material in some form, nothing else matters. People who control what we watch, and what we spend money on, know this. Long story short, we are victims of ourselves, and the Mary Jane change is just the tip of the iceberg.

Based Jews

lmao

el goblino

why would epic onions cuck be angry about MJ being a nigger and appealing to onions cuck agenda

u have tiny brain u insults suck

Have sex incels :)

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have sex with...?
have standards neckbeard :)

Because they’re unique, creative people.

Gross

If their entire knowledge of Spiderman is from MCU then they deserve it

Do any of you guys like spaghetti sandwiches?

she has a grouch face and has to fucking groom the living shit out of her dog face to look remotely attractive,for a nigger shes alright but thats not saying much. these horny dorks will take any petite mixed goblin
horny retards with dogshit taste that'll settle for 3/10s

her character is michelle jones

kek

BASED

she looks like a dyke with a pound of makeup in this pic user

An entire generation of millennials grew up thinking this is how Mary Jane was supposed to look

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anything's better than a goddamned nigger. Racial preferences statistics of men of all races should tell you that.

pretty sure that's shooped, not even my fucked up teeth are that bad

She obviously wants to be Beyonce so bad.
Dunst really captured the comic persona of Mary Jane as well as her physical traits, the casting for Raimi's trilogy was nearly perfect.

>Do any of you guys like spaghetti sandwiches?
Its called calzone

tall girls are a national treasure

i unironically pity any man who died never having sex with a girl over 5'9"

>a completely destroyed character that is nothing like its comic counterpart
Oh? I don't remember Michelle Jones from the comics.

uhh why arent talking about the one on the right? she looks hotter

M I C H E L L E J O N E S

TL;DR

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lmao. thread btfo

dunst was so average

No, it isn't.

People are being turned into MUH DIK niggers and we will all inevitably pay the price for this when we end up like Brazil

Zendaya wasn't cast because of her acting skill, looks, or knowledge of the character but because she is a mutt for various reasons.

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>How to fix Zendaya MJ in one (1) easy step

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There are zoomers old enough to have remembered the raimi films you boomer fuck

I really like her hair here to be honest. Gives me hope that her pusy hair has a similar texture

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no one likes your nappy hair nigger

Why are people on Yea Forums totally incapable of imagining that someone might have an opinion counter to their own without being some kind of subversive false-flag or liar or baiting? Is it autism?

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>someone tells me no one likes nappy nigger hair
>it must be a conshpirashy or AUTISM and not a popular opinion
Every black womyn from Beyonce to Cardi B dyes their hair, straightens it, or wears wigs.

I mean it's quite clearly untrue to say nobody likes it because I just said I did. I'm not black either.

>this wishful thinking thread
>again
Maybe even you will believe this shite LMAO

>I really like her hair here to be honest. Gives me hope that her pusy hair has a similar texture

Then you must love alpacas.

>She is this generation's Rihanna

I read this as She is the genleman's Rihanna.

I think that's even more accurate.

well fine. Personally I dislike it. soft Asian hair is the nicest imo

Dunst is more than enough for me to fap on.
Zendaya looks dirty always, like she walks the streets of south los angeles

literally a forced meme actress

fuck off back to r/blackpeopletwitter, you mutt

so?
go outside bitch

Is this real ?

to be fair, the idea of a redheaded paddymurican being a supermodel is just comic book fantasy, and impossible to find in real life.

her mother looks like she fucks black men and she looks like she fucks white boys

>Impossible
Don't lie. If Disney can find Julia Roberts in a thong, They can definitely find a supermodel redhead actress.

The problem isn't her skin color, it's how ugly she is. I would have no problem with a MJ that looks like your pic.

>implying brown virgin mj isn't better than redhead whore who fucked the whole school mj
>implying you'd rather be betabucks peter mcquire than alpha peter holland
fuck off schlomo

mixed nigger ugly bitchface goblin with racial/feminist quips is nowhere near close to flirtatious redhead.

my god you're taste is beyond shit

Kek holland is a skinny little faggot far from alpha. Also white mj > nigger mj

I wouldnt mind if she didnt look like shit in the movie, like she puts no effort into her appearance

That's how an F1 hybrid between two stabilized IBL parents is supposed to look. Two inbred lines (savage fat jungle nigger, fat retard white trash) cross to form the eugenic box office success, and the Invisible Hand of the Jew directs her to her place in Hollywood even as it's jerking off our dicks with her.

Had the same first thought!

based

Not if based animation has anything to say about it.

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Zoomers will eventually be called the forgotten generation. After society collapses And they forget to breed.

>capeshit
Who cares

> black
> no ass
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