When was the last time you went out on a movie date?

>When was the last time you went out on a movie date?

Last Saturday.

>How did it go?

Me and my wife had fun.

>What did you watch?

Avengers: Endgame.

alita
she broke up with me after because the pretty boy fagit reminded her of her ex-bf

Age?

Last weekend, we netflixed and then fucked.
You should try it. Netflix is awesome.

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kek

3 years ago, the room, she was a bore and didn't play with the props, she was the one who suggested we see it and has seen it before while I hadn't.

like a year ago, we saw that movie where Jim goes shhhhhh. She gripped my hand so tight. And then later gripped my dick so tight

Any kind of physical intimacy, anywhere from casual to sexual, intimidates and sickens me. The worst part is I know that I am crazy and fucked up, and yet for some reason society chooses to pander to people like me more and more. 75% of workplaces said they would like to ban handshakes, pats on the back, etc.

I'm sorry I ruined the world

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Last month. Took my girlfriend to see...Five Feet Apart, I think it was called? She started crying near the end, so I up and left her. Haven't talked since. The movie fucking sucked, too.

27 now

Netflix is gay, and you're gay for liking it.

drive-in theater

pretty typical, everyone there is just coming so they can kill two birds with one stone by checking off fucking in a car and fucking a theater off in one night

do people even go out on movie dates anymore instead of netflixing and chilling

>How it feels to hold hands with a girl?
Her hand is warm, really warm, and so soft. You feel very nervous like tingles all over your body, its quiet, very quiet and you are unsure what to do, should I squeeze, play with her fingers, massage her palm. You hold it in silence and your brain runs at 100 mph thinking what to do.

Like that

>Do you think Avengers Endgame has a chance of winning best picture next year?

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Watched No Country for Old Men. She eventually sucked my dick after the movie was over so p. gud

>>Do you think Avengers Endgame has a chance of winning best picture next year?
No because its not about a lesbian transgender self-discovery road trip to mykonos

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you're alright mate. self aware. you have no control of and are not responsible for whatever the hell governments are doing right now.

Endgame

fuck you, I had almost forgotten...

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Not a date, but last week my housemate asked if I wanted to watch a movie in her bedroom with her. I agreed and put on Das Boot, she wasn't really into it, and we changed to Mulan after half an hour, must be an Asian girl thing I guess

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>Housemate
>Invites you into her room to watch a movie
user...

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>Not a date, but last week my housemate asked if I wanted to watch a movie in her bedroom with her.

>Not a date.

Time for remedial dating 101.

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based retard

>When was the last time you went out on a movie date?
2012 with my last gf
How did it go?
she sucked my cock during the movie, can't remember much
What did you watch?
Snow White & The Huntsman, shitty movie but that's the kind of things girls like

I prefer watching movies alone desu

WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED

When was the last time you went out on a movie date?

9 months ago with my ex-girlfriend.

How did it go? What did you watch?

Christopher Robin. The movie was fine, but I realized shortly after that most women are children and that it is impossible to have an adult relationship with them. Don't let these blood sucking whores ruin your life, if they didn't have pussies we'd treat them just like niggers and mexicans.

Date?

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coinsalt

I have never went on a movie date with my wife. We just pirate movies and watch them at home.

I went to Robin Hood (2010) with one of my ex-girlfriends, though.

Well she knows that i'm really into films, so it makes sense that she would ask for my opinion. Although I do occasionally feel bad for her, sometimes when she has nobody to talk to she comes into my room and sets on my bed instead and we have a nice conversation about life and stuff. She says that her parents (esp. her father) back in China can be pretty demanding, hopefully she'll be alright.

Okay, this was just a bait post. Thanks for clearing that up.

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>few weeks/months ago I guess
>I fell asleep through the movie
>What Men Want

have sex
with her

I've been thinking about taking a qt to see the pokemon movie. Good idea or no?

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I don't know who I would want to bait, I like to post honestly before going to bed.
Haha, that seems a little risky. We still have to live with each other you know! Imagine if things didn't work out, that would be uncomfortable. Still, I'm surprised by her honesty. The first time we had an open conversation about relationships, I told her that I had never been one (expecting some kind of backlash like I see in memes here) but she was actually very kind and said that it's nothing to be worried about, gives me confidence for the future.

Dude, next time try casually getting next to her or touching her and see how she reacts. If she freaks out, pretend you didn't realize you were touching her. If she likes it, stick your dick in her.

>When was the last time you went out on a movie date?
A couple years ago with my then-gf.
>How did it go?
It went fine. A roommate of mine came along too. Having an intermission was nice.
>What did you watch?
2001: A Space Odyssey. A theatre downtown was doing a one-night screening. I had never seen it before and I have to say, I think I was lucky to see it in-theatre my first go.

The only movie I ever fell asleep during was "50 Shades Freed". It was that boring.

>bringing a roommate on your date

Then it wasn't a date

Yes, but only if you shout out the name of each pokemon when it appears on screen before the movie identifies them.

She'll be impressed.

That seems a little out of place in everyday situations, maybe it would be different after a few drinks. It's funny, we have ended up in the same drunk situation before, lying on each other's lap (different times) and stroking each other hair. I was surprised at how soft a woman's hair can be, funny.

2010, Valentine's day...
She was 200 LBS and that movie made her talk about waiting.

No sex.

She's chinese, they view sex very differently over there. Fucking is no big deal to them. There's no mystery as to why she keeps showing up in your bedroom.

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id prefer licking her asshole desu

Girls hands are relatively small and very soft desu

Well, if it doesn't tarnish our existing relationship, I might think about it. And yeah, i'm thankful that I don't have a foot fetish or anything, because she always shows up and sits on my bed without any socks on - but i guess that's a normal thing these days

Went to see TLJ

We both agreed it sucked

Women never tell the truth, so don't listen to them.

I once dated a girl who told me no sex before marriage. We ended up fucking on the 2nd date, it would have been the 1st but I didn't have a condom on me at the time.

avengers
last week, saturday evening
at 8:15 she said the movie was too loud
we snuck out
drove seven minutes to the remote side of the lake and made out for an hour
then we went to Wendy's

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By the way, movie dates generally suck if you're not already in a relationship with the person.

Fair enough, in that case... Deadpool. Same gf, she was the type to be entertained by capeshit. Honestly, for a capeshit, it wasn't that bad, just a monumental waste of time.

this

When did that Hugh Jackman robot boxing movie come out? I got a blow job during that.

thank god

>be Lindsay ellis
>be super into feminism
>still gets tits done from betabux

A good sex movie is one that makes a woman cry. Watched "Cider House Rules" with a date, she bawled her eyes out, then had me feel her up and suck on her titties.

literally 2 times bladerunner with 2 different gals

never and i am 32

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Salty milk and bags of coins

went and saw endgame 2 weeks ago, up front and got a handy.

"Us" on opening night. It was a first date and the theater started showing the trailers a good 10 minutes late so we had a lot of time to talk. Was a cool flick too.

Last year I was going to see Jurrasic World with a girl I met on a dating app. We got to the theater and she told me that she was going to blow me while we were in theater. I turned down the offer because I didn't want to put my bare ass on a theater seat. We had a week long fling after that. The movie sucked though.

Soft. Unbelievably soft. Its like touching the skin of a newborn. Silky smooth and soft.

Kek

We saw the last Twilight movie for some gay ass reason. She friendzoned me.

>I didn't want to put my bare ass on a theater seat
How small is your dick that you have to pull your pants and underwear all the way down?
Normal men could just whip it out with their pants still on.

Massage her feet, see what happens. You could at least get a handy or a blowie.

It's not the feeling of holding hands that gets you. It's the emptiness you feel in your hand when you're not holding hers.

CELLS

Was she hot at least?

Incredibly small.

>t. has never held a girl's hand

every one knows you squeeze her hand hard to show dominance to get her vagina soaking wet.

Feels like nothing else matters in the world. You want her to never let go. It's so delicate and lovely you can't get enough of it. You want to rub your thumb on the back of her hand and raise it to your lips and kiss it. Trace circles on her forearm with your free hand.

Gay

>75% of workplaces said they would like to ban handshakes, pats on the back, etc.
based and toilet pilled

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>2017
>spiderman

It was cool we cuddled and kissed a bit and she paid for my pizza and uber ride later im just shocked that its almost been 2 full years since ive went with a bitch to the movies

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kek
>guy in high school: the post
Faggots who glorify shit like holding hands have never held someone's hand.

>stick your dick in her
Make sure you ask first.

god i wish that were me

Detective Pikachu tonight with the wife. Pretty solid movie.

cut some of your pubes and leave them under her pillow when you get the chance. You'll thank me later.

goddamn that's an ugly ear

>When was the last time you went out on a movie date?
2012

>How did it go?
She didn't show, so I called her on the phone and she had originally skipped to go eat with friends / family. I guess I guilted her into coming because I ended up having to wait for her for another 15 minutes so that her folks could rush her out. I bought a large popcorn for us to share (and spoons, because I remember her friend mentioned that she uses spoons to not get her fingers buttery), but she had already scarfed down her Applebees meal or whatever the fuck, so I ate the large tub all alone in silence. When the movie was done, she found a group of her friends in the concession line about to see another movie, so she pretty much ditched me to hang with them. I brought her flowers which I had gotten permission from my best friend's mother to pick straight from her garden, since they were the most beautiful I could find, but my date put them under her friends' car backwheel and ran them over on the way out of the parking lot that night.

>What did you watch?
The Woman in Black, if I remember correctly.

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When I was 20, so 7 years ago.
It was a shitty date. We watched a Twilight movie, think it was the third one.

Based, what powers have you harnessed?

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>will never have a Yea Forums bf
>will never go out on a date to watch comfy kinos with

:_:

> about 4 years ago
> stoner friend texts me "user I got you laid"
> some fat chick on tinder he doesn't want to fuck
> gives me her contact info
> we start texting
> my friend says she's basically DTF and wants to be friends with benefits
> she's kinda fat but a wicked cute face so I accept
> start texting her, she says things have changed and she wants a boyfriend
> she's sick of "meatheads" trying to use her for sex
> whatever, my friend tells me it's just her thing, she's still pretty much DTF
> I tell her I wouldn't treat her like that
> she sends me a smiley then asks if we are doing a movie or dinner
> we end up going to a drive-in theater
> she drives an hour to come pick me up
> i lie to my parents and tell them I'm going to a movie with my jewish stoner friend, because IDK how to explain a date to them
> she picks me up
> kinda fat but okay
> she drives a jeep
> make awkward small talk about jeep
> she gets lost
> conversation becomes awkward
> one word / one sentence answers
> wtf.jpg
> get to movie, i pay 25 bucks to get in
> she drove so I figured why not
> inside she orders food
> date is going badly so I lock myself in the bathroom and call my friend
> he says to keep at it
> apparently this girl texted my friend in the middle of the date to tell him it was the worst date she'd ever been on
> we watch most of inside out (good movie btw, for a kids movie)
> near the end i decide fuck it and try to put my arm around her
> she shrugs it off
> we drive home in basically silence

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my girlfriend didn't want to see avengers endgame so I took her friend instead and the entire time she kept rubbing my crotch. Its like thank you for that but lets wait till the parking lot. by the time we got out of the theatre she was hammered so I drove her back to our house, ran out to get something to eat and when I got back she was in bed with my girlfriend making out. im more confused than mad

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> on the way home i mumble about a bike in the shoulder and she gets pissed cause she thought I said "turn here"
> have her drop me off halfway down the road
> walk home angry, take a piss in front of my house at 10 o clock at night
> storm inside, learn that apparently she thought my deoderant smelled weird and apparently I wore shorts on a date (it was the middle of summer)
> she is mad she wasted a "quarter tank of gas" (nowhere near the 35 bucks I lost) so I get hella steamed and want to kill her
> I'd still love to rape that faggot bitch with a crowbar, fucking entitled spoiled princess cunt
> she messages my friend for the next 3 weeks trying to get him to come fuck her
> he deletes her and life resumes as normal
Back in November I went over to a fat girl's apartment I met on MeetMe, we watched the first 30 minutes of Avatar then she said she was bored and turned it off. I ended up saying I had to work the next day and I was tired so I left. Drove 45 minutes home and thought about killing myself. I'm still a kissless virgin at the age of 24 and now I don't even have a job.

Jesus fucking Christ anons. My stomach sunk just reading these, are you alright?

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Fuck no.

unironically, Avatar.
went well.

Man, i'd never drive that far to meet some rando. Gotta try to roll the dice on someone closer so you dont' waste so much time/gas.

I saw Endgame with my girlfriend, it was pretty good. She is most hyped for John Wick 3.

have sex

>putting spaces after the >
what the fuck is wrong with Yea Forums

You let that fat cunt get away with that?
Holy shit, your honor will never be restored.

>I'm still a kissless virgin at the age of 24 and now I don't even have a job.
I'm almost 30, never been on a date, and will likely lose my job soon. It can get worse.

just stop being gay bro lol

I went to see scary movie with my high school crush, there was a group of black guys behind throwing popcorn and saying she was cute. When I left to go to the toilet I tripped up and they all burst out laughing. On returning she was sitting next to them. I had to sit on my own and watch the rest of the film because her dad was giving us a ride home

have sex

>It can get worse.
It can always get worse, that much is true.
Like those folks who took a defective drug and their genitals fell off.

okay Jamal

i havent spoken to a girl in ten years

Can't be bothered.
At the point now where I'd rather jerk off and go to sleep.

Here's your reset

It was on wannabe hipster cinema in Rio de Janeiro, where i live

We watched a south korean movie. She was 17, had a bad smell and didn’t know how to kiss.

Tits or gtfo

Come on user, there aren't any girls on the internet, it was just a joke. How ridiculous.

>me and the girly go to see some movie she wanted to see
>titmouse or one of them whatever
>also blake lively so at least there's something to look out for
>opening credits start
>directed by Paul Feig
>I'm thinking oh man where do I know that name from, did he do like The Fugitive or Clear and Present Danger or something?
>Suddenly remember right around the time the opening credits are over
>I lean into her and say "I am going to hate the next two hours or so of my life"
>She calls me a faggot and says to suck it up and she'll suck me up afterwards
>A Simple Favor
>Not good but not as bad as the Ghostbusters remake

We have all disappointed all of our ancestors that wanted us to carry on their unbroken line of 1 million years of descendants. We are losers.

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you're based

reee

saw endgame with my gf, snuck a crate of budweisers in and laughed at the film as i got increasingly drunk

This isn’t your cuckhold fantasy forum

normies out
ree
ree
;_;

>get courage to ask oneitis for her #
>have one ok conversation but didnt want to push anything
>message her a few days later planning on asking her out
>doesnt reply, havent heard from her in 1 month
oh well fellas maybe Ill try again in another 4 years

I'm going to a movie with my GF after work on friday, then we're gonna fuck about 4 times.
Remember boys, live the dream. Don't watch it from afar.

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I just want to be acknowledged, it's been so long since I've been noticed
I was desired by girls at one point, at one of my jobs in high school, every girl my age had a crush on me and thought I was cute and I did stuff with 4 of them

No I feel empty inside, my bones feel cold, I can barely keep eye contact. I hate it all

What job?

have sex

Same
Went bald around 22 and it's been downhill ever since

jesus christ i am so fucking lonely.

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Was she a flavela monkey?

God damn

It was just a job at a grocery store for a year when I was 18
I don't even think I've gotten unattractive, I actually think I've gotten more attractive since then, but my opportunities to meet people fell off a few years ago and it put me into the place I am now

>She didn't show, so I called her on the phone
> I guess I guilted her into coming
Don't remind me of these feels, user. Why can't girls just say they don't want to do anything with us?

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Can't believe it's been two years already but it was 2017 and we saw Get Out. This bitch claimed to like me but I only realized in hindsight she was using me as her emotional teddy bear after she broke up with her ex and nothing ever really came out of it.

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Meeting people when you're out of school sucks. Not sure how to do it myself.

some shitty gerald butler action movie set in london, absoultely awful, she left after because she was sick. I doubt it would have mattered anyway it was more like a pity 2nd date than anything.

If you don't like her you will get annoyed when she grabs your hand.
>t had one gf and it was a practice gf

Went to Iron Man 3 with a girl. It went alright, nothing happened though. The movie was just ok, definitely not the best Marvel flick.

I've never went to college nor do I use any form of online dating but I've still been able to meet plenty of chicks by doing it the "old fashion" way and just going to bars frequently

Do you go to bars alone?

Yes 99% of the time.

What do you do? Buy a drink and look for any girls by themselves? I'm genuinely curious since I have no experience.

>Yea Forums: Women are incubators to be used only to progenate and multiply the white race.
>also Yea Forums: Why am I so alone? ;_;

This greentext looks like a car seat headrest lyric

>Oh my GAWD, he LITERALLY asked me out!!!
>HE WHAT
>He LITERALLY tried to ask me out. I almost BURST OUT LAUGHING in his face.
>Oh my GAWD, that's so AWK-WERD!!
>And he tried to be really assertive like one of those Pick Up Artist Incel guys. He didn't even ask me, he just said *mock deep awkward overly serious guy voice* "Hey Jessica. You're coming with me to the movies this Saturday!"
>*all 3 in unison* TEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEE *inhale* HEEHEEHEE

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Unironically saw that Tom hanks movie where he's a pilot a couple years ago and dated that girl for a year

If girls like this indeed exist in real life they dont deserve to be asked out tbqh

My gf and I saw that Natalie Portman alien zombear movie.

I liked the zombear but don't really like Natalie Portman.

I honestly go to bars to drink more so than picking up women. It just happens that I like to dance and I'm apparently pretty good at it when I drink and that's what usually gets them. It also helps that I dress well, have tattoos, and I'm still kind of /fit/ from my years in the military I guess.

medium.com/the-chronicles-of-the-coding-curmudgeon/the-chronicles-of-the-coding-curmudgeon-foot-guy-966a5ace5b34
>He literally was looking at my feet!
>And then he sat beside me!

Fuck man. Just download bumble and/or tinder and put yourself out there to regain some confidence

I've been so blind

>should I squeeze, play with her fingers, massage her palm
I never know if they want this kind of shit so I end up doing one of those anyway

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>Year of our lord 2019
>People still go on movie dates
>Not just finding a thot on Tinder/Bumble and smashing her out on your couch while "watching" Netflix
Da fuck are you niggas doin?

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>seeing a woman for a few weeks
>she keeps talking about how great the drive-in theater is in town and how much she loves to go
>brings it up several times when I'm talking to her about movies, eventually I get the hint
>ask her if she wants to go this weekend
>declines and then ghosts me

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That's what I'm saying man. Not too difficult. Just use online dating and lower your standards if need be

It was a tinder match, we watched that movie with Kylo Ren but he is a bus driver poet from some boring ass place and it was ok, kind of comfy, we held hand, snugged and even kissed by the end of the movie, then I brought her to my place, got undressed and all but she suddenly stopped when we were about to fuck, wanted me to "clarity" to her our relationship so I told her it was ok if she didn't want to, asked a cab for her and proceeded to ghost her after several attempts from her side to see each other again. She even had a fucking letters tattoo above her pussy so meh, I think I dodged a bullet.

Fuckin brutal

Yeah no. If you're ugly and poor, you have basically no opportunities. You're blessed with good looks, so you're already halfway there to being happy. Don't lose your chance to make yourself happy, trust me, things could get much, much worse

Oscar that Lindsay Ellis?

>movie date
I think it was 2011
we saw Source Code
it was alright

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C-cells

They factually do, there are two girls in a separate department at my job that laugh within earshot if I even so much as share direct eye contact with them when they walk past my space.

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I saw captain marvel and got dinner with a girl last month. It got awkward, I dropped her off and we haven't spoken since

She was kind of boring but spergy in a cute way.

I'm gonna see the Muppets movie tomorrow night with a girl I've been into for a while, but only if I can finish writing my final in time

Thanks for reading

Sounds like you dumped a potential soul-mate

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What're you fucking stupid?

user you replied to, that's true, though i'll probably put a bullet in my head before then. good luck user.

thanks

based incel

I fingered the chick during the movie. Knuckle deep.

Turned out she was on her period, and when the lights came on at the end I saw that I had smeared blood all over her white shorts.

Was awkward. Still fucked a week later.

Was going to today but she pulled out. Hold me bros.

>she pulled out

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nah not really, she was average looking at best and hitting the chubby/fat side, the tattoo was definitely a turn off and the fact the was willing to go that far the first time we met was kind of a red flag too, I regret a lot of fuckups I had with girls in my life, but she is not one of those.

Never, since I can't find any women even worth dating. Just look at this thread, tons of dumb sluts that fuck random people on the first date. Thanks to the baby boomers for the sexual revolution and ruining centuries' worth of tradition in only 2-3 decades. If I could go back in time and prevent your entire worthless generation from existing, I would. Thankfully you'll all be rotting in your own filth in godforsaken nursing homes soon, that keeps me warm at night.

>Tfw no gf to call me a homo and then suck me off.
That is my fetish

i only ever go with my friend

who dis?

why can't women like this be legally obligated to do hardcore porn. Come on Trump, do one thing right before the next election.

have sex

>When was the last time you went out on a movie date?
When the force awakens came out
>How did it go?
Terrible, we went to see the force awakens
>What did you watch?
The force awakens.

get laid

Sweaty

You watched the force awakens on a date?

I think he watched the force awakens on a date.

When was the last time you went out on a movie date?
Six months ago, boyfriend left for bootcamp

How did it go? What did you watch?
We made out most of the time and we watched overlord

He's getting out this month after breaking a leg and I'll take him to see avengers and detective pikachu at his 25 cent movie theater on base

Wet bag of coins

it was her idea

a year ago, we watched black panther
he insisted cause it was about his people

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>Not a date, but last week my housemate asked if I wanted to watch a movie in her bedroom with her. I agreed and put on Das Boot
This is absolutely hilarious. Sexually frustrated Asian girl invites you to her room because she wants to fuck but you're more interested in watching a slow-paced German U-Boat film from 1981.

>When was the last time you went out on a movie date?
Never
>When was the last time you went out on a date?
Never

A-are you supposed to not ask them out or something? Or just do it over text?

Jürgen Prochnow really gets the panties droppin, fella

Not just that but when walking youre guiding her. You have to walk at a speed she can keep up but not fast. She's a woman she needs care. You hold her hand and cross your fingers with hers. It becomes a grasp of 2 hands and the saddest part is theres only the feel because youre guiding in front the whole time so you rarely see her only when you look back to see shes ok and she smiles at you.

Please be real

Unironically based

Salty coins

Phantom thread. She started talking about Nicholas sparks.

it's like touching a dumb bitch because all women are stupid whores

Thjs r3ddit catch phrase is starting to sound stale socqueers try to change it up likeFuck off, whores.

have sex

You're a mutt dyke who fucks niggers lololololol

You have to understand that women care deeply about social status. It's in their biology to be attracted to men of high social status. The truth is, the method you use to approach a woman isn't all that relevant. Two guys of completely different social status can approach a woman in exactly the same way and experience two completely different reactions.

>WATCHING DAS BOOT OF ALL THINGS WITH A WOMAN
You should have known better

have sex

Went with gf to see Free Solo. We both enjoyed it but I disliked his gf from the start, she couldnt understand why.

The last non movie theater kino we watched together was Chernobyl, earlier on tonight.

Say it again, tranny. It doesnt change the fact that you're a hideous mixed race babboon

have sex

>t. Discord Tranny

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have sex

OOGA BOOGA

Never I got left at the cinema twice
Thole other times I was just with friends and or my mum
I'm a virgin

>have sex

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Never been on a date, never kissed a girl, never had sex. I'm 31 ama

I drove 3 hours to meet a stranger and then got cold feet and turned back while less than an hour away

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Does it get worse? How does it feel compared to 10 years ago

I'm married and haven't been on a movie "date" in years.

why would i lie;?

>so BTFO she cant even reply properly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how often do you look back on that with regret?

>she

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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>When was the last time you went out on a movie date?
Last week
>What did you watch?
Endgame
>How did it go?
Laughed at how bad of a character Captain Marvel was, cringed at the cheesy death of you-know-who. It was pretty fun overall.

>movie dates are honestly the worst types of dates
Beats watching a movie alone, that's for sure. Also better than no dates

>i-im not a girl
You just sound like a pussy sorry soyy boy

200?
some stupid slasher film like Bloody Valentine or some shit

don't do movie dates

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Fuck off dyke, you've been humiliated

Ah, the romantic type.

based

This. I only do real dates

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Wait but do you have a penis?

There are no real girls here

about a year ago. We saw Jumanji at a drive-in, made out in my backseat, and I spent the night at her place.

>went on a double date with a girl friend and her bf and this girl was trying to go out with.
>Somehow one of my other friends comes out because i was a pussy bitch i guess
>I dont even remember what we did just wandered about a mall and got food.
>I was nervous af and got sweaty
>She said she wanted to see warcraft prior to this so we ditched them for the cinema
>The entire movie i was fucking trying to think of something to do, put my hand round her, hold her hand, if I dont do it at the start it will seem weird if it do later etc.
>I put my arm around her like half way through and she doesnt move away, moves into it
>Im still sweaty so im terrified i stink
>movie finishes and I walk her to the car park for her to get picked up
>Along the way I ask her if she wants to be my gf (We had been talking for a while before this date)
>she says oh um im not really looking for that right now
>Oof, i dont actually know how to get home from here so I ask for a lift
>Longest fucking car ride of my life, the quickest way home has roadworks, and I didnt realise they lived like 15 mins away from me so added like 30 mins to their journey
>At some point I saw her glancing at me through the mirror and ill never forget that look
>Idk what it even was dissapointment?
I still talked to her and she came over a few times and watched alvin and the chipmunks, and cannibal holocaust. Held her hand, arm around her again, even told me she felt the same way over text
But rejected me twice
If she wasnt so damn perfect Id call her a bitch

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Never. I'm 21 and a half and while I know many people here will say that's super young I was saying the same thing 3 years ago on this same website and nothing has changed since then. I despair when I see these threads and see that others are still khvs at 35+ and see it as myself. I can only see my situation worsening as I get less and less opportunities to spend time with the opposite sex bar making random eye contact with strangers walking past.

If I did though probably some Disney movie like Beauty & the Beast (original one)

Her tits are literally on her stomach

Similar situation, not as bad though
I don't think they like just declaring it outright. You're meant to do heaps of shit together casually until you just happen to be dating. This lets them see as many guys as they want until that happens of course, so they can pick the best one

You'll probably find her in a relationship in a few months

Was your wife's boyfriend there as well? Did you get to watch them fuck after? Must have been so exciting!

and they are glorious my trips friend

>as I get less and less opportunities
You nailed it, this is the exact fucking problem
Where the fuck do you meet people? Even if you get your social skills up to standard, it doesn't matter if you can never use them.

Gotta be a joke

This happened like 3 years ago, I ended up with one of her friends who im still with and like 2 weeks later shes dating some other dude so I think it she didnt want to choose.

The funny thing is they broke up after less than a year and I doubled in points because I started looking after myself and stopped being autistic.
Shes complained on several occasions about all the guys shes into are in relationships

So what are you supposed to do with a girl in a movie theater, arm on her shoulders?

>tfw last theatre I brought a girl to was this indie theater, with small ass rooms
>she wanted to see this little indie movie (independent, not about India) that only hipster people and old folks were lining up for
>room was flat (as opposed to how theater rooms usually have rooms) and was small as fuck
>if I started making moves, and was rejected, literally everyone seated behind us would see
>just sit there twiddling my thumb's during the entire movie
>bring her home
>"Hey user you're really nice and I've had a good time with you, but I don't think we should do this again" by text on the same night

Endgame and before that it was Alita. I knew she was the one after she enjoyed Alita.

Holy fuck you are a bitch if this is true.

Robin hood, not the old one but the faggy new one. We both hated it, we had sex.

If they dont respond well to any physical shit be that arm hold or just a hand on her shoulder, its not gonna work

Avatar
had an orgy afterwards
plan on doing it again

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>literally who: the movie

>had an orgy
HOW AND WHERE

like grabbing on a dude's junk

>this thread
Please, PLEASE have sex.

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is it a bad idea to suggest watching mulan with an asian girl?

It was my first formal American date ever.
Probably am a "pussy ass bitch" to use their slang though. I just wanted sex honestly, I'm more distressed that she told that she'd alright walking herself home for the final block.
She was a pretty insane feminist but even so, I'd be pretty weirded out if that was because I was gave off rapey vibes.

>like 2 weeks later shes dating some other dude
I called it. They do this shit as though guys can't put 2 and 2 together

No one deserves to end up alone, but it's nice that she sees what it's like a bit

Dont get excited faggot

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Im the same age and the same situation. I have a decent enough job but Im gonna go to university just to try and meet someone because where I am now its likely never going to happen.

Well I didn't try anything, and she didn't try anything back. I guess she was into the movie.

>believing anything on 4channel

You have to type @ to reply to a post, newfag fucking retard holy shit

>go to university, they said
>you'll meet someone, they said

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>last year
>had an Asian female roommate, turbo hikki/fujoshi
>walked in on her watching gay porn and other fucked up shit, tells me how fuckable my ass is and how she wants to peg me.
>want to nope the fuck out but I only have to deal with her for one semester so I do
>one time we're walking back from the store and she just awkwardly says, "hey let's hold hands and pretend we're a couple"
so now I'm just a virgin instead of being a handholdless virgin. First kiss was a long ass time ago.

This. All I watched was romcoms and chick flicks.

never. Ive been on many dates but although Ive made plans to go to the movies we always ended up doing something else. plus its easier to watch something on tv or netflix at her place then have sex. that being said, american horror story is pretty much guaranteed to get you laid if you watch with some chick

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went far out to see it with my girl and a few buds
movie was hot and it made many in the theatre feel hot
>"hey, I know a place we could blaze afterwards"
>etc etc
>sex sex sex

I mean I might as well. Im bored as shit and lonely and it will be better than hanging out with colleagues 10 years my senior.

feels like nothing. have you never even kissed some girl? thats something at least

>I guess she was into the movie.
Girls almost never make the first move unless theyre mega sluts or into being dom

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I'm sorry. I understand your frustration.

I laughed but I also felt.

HAVE
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

>We talk about life and stuff
You're getting cucked. Sound exactly like my ex-friend SJW spic I knew. Hector, is that you?

>watch netflix at a girl's house
>nature documentaries
>lying on her bed, just bored and kind of tired
>remember a story my chad friend told me about when he went over to a girl's place
>he said he would interrupt them when talking and kiss them and like 80% of the time they were really into it
>look at her
>decide to not be a pussy
>i go in for the kill
>realize i don't actually know how to kiss
>smack my face against hers like a turbo autist
>don't know what to do with my tongue
>stop after 0.25 seconds
>she says 'ow' and laughs
>keep watching the documentary, wishing i had died
>she falls asleep and I go home
This shit is so hard bros...

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Dragon Ball Broly, as it would happen.

>tfw a hot girl said she would be into gangbangs but not with me because it would be too intimate
whys life so fucking unfair

Based, I wish I was queer too

Incredibles 2 in Brazilian PT. I felt that I missed nothing while only grasping 1/4th of the dialogue - still an enjoyable and emotional film without it. A testament to animation.

Prior to that we went to see Hereditary - amazing film and she couldn't sleep a wink afterwards.

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I did this
I just ended up giving her loads of hickeys because all you have to do is suck and I couldnt fuck that up

>can't tongue properly while touching her tits and pussy to make her feel aroused
SAD!

your bait is very impressive, you must be very proud

I grabbed her tits a little but she just laid there looking at me. She never did anything or even moved and I just felt like some giant fucking ape

I don't think that I've actually spoken to a human female outside my family in about 6 years. At the very least, certainly not more than simple pleasantries.

It's really not that bad.

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Holy fuck. Suicide fuel

Like the guys said, just kiss them on their neck, they love it.

But what did Chad say? You're supposed to interrupt them when they pipe up?

>mfw so good at kissing, a girl I was with told her friend to make out with me

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Did you record her boyfriend brain fucking her after?

they look like they fuck white boys

Endgame and it went well enough.

You gotta know where's her g spot and touch her tits, nipples, ass and run your finger on her panties to make her wet. Then she'll automatically pull your pants down and touch your dick.

Don't be autistic, nigger.

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honestly it will probably be nominated for best picture at least. I mean, avatar got the nom solely from box office results so why not Endgame which is a much better movie

He said, girls would invite him over to their places just to hang out, but they weren't really dating or anything. To make his intentions clear and to avoid any confusion, at some point he would just pull them to the side and start kissing them, then he'd see how they react. He said they were actually pretty into it more often than not

And the other times he was jailed for rape?

>10 years ago, highschool
>go to see Scott Pilgrim
>first time travelling alone on the bus long distance, and first time seeing movie with girl
>movie goes well
>get on bus to go home
>get assaulted by middle aged dude twice my size, didn't give up change though

I saw her once again, it luckily never turned into a relationship

you got shit tested senpai, she wanted to see how easily she could influence you

>gaijin living in Japan
>last weeks Jojo episode was just a fucking recap episode
>cute japanese girl with some nice fucking legs, hips and a nice ass I’ve been sweet on asked me to come watch netflix with her last monday.
>last time nothing happened so i didnt think much of it
>went over and she made takoyaki And brought me chu-hais and whiskey
>something was different and i put my hand on her leg, ive always wanted to feel her meaty thighs and she allowed it, i touched her more and more as much as she allowed, i started feeling her up more and more
>we watched Birdbox and a quiet place (which i had to search somewhere else)
>felt her up and stayed over, fucked her that night once and twice in the morning.

>movie date
Sure, because nothing tells someone you're interested like sitting silently in a dark room for two hours

>He said they were actually pretty into it more often than not
I mean the girl laughed it off so she must feel comfortable enough with you. I'd say Chad's advice worked but you didn't know how to interpret it so you felt shitty. Honesty can go a long way. If only I had known just saying shit like "Hey I'm user, what's your name?" to cute girls I don't know wouldn't make me come off as autistic.

Imagine.

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its not a good first date thing. but if you both like the same type of movie its cool

last week, I took gf to Endgame. It was ok, action movies with lots of special effects are the only kind I watch in cinema anyway.
>paying 10euro to watch people talking on big screen for 2h
ISHYGDDT

The last time I went on a movie date was to see Deadpool and I spent most of the movie fingering the girl I went to see it with.

based as fuck, truly an inspiration to us all.

Once you know each other well enough to be comfy in each others company, then sure
Blessed poast

I have never been on a date.

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This is too good to be real. Can't believe someone who achieved this would still be shitposting on here.

THAT ASIAN WHORE DESERVES TO GET HER MOUTH BUTTFUCKED

Jesus Christ how much more of a hint do you need? You're fucking lucky that jap chick was so wet for you m8. Fuck

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We had some movie nights where we'd watch shit together and it'd basically turn into feeling each other up. She'd always try to finger my butt, fucking freak. She'd always talk about wanting to be the man in the relationship so I'd end up having to wrestle with her. It would always end the same way- with me pinning her and then having free reign on her tits for like a minute. Would always piss her the fuck off, she'd say "stop," I release her and then she immediately starts shit again and I get another titty groping session.

Was pretty fun watching The Handmaiden with her.

What, is that supposed to be impressive? How much fucking anime did that absolute autist need to go through before he finally put his balls on the table and fuck this woman who was obviously trying to sleep with him from the moment he arrived?

Fuck, some of you are just hopeless.

>tfw sweaty palms
Wonder if I'd have been more outgoing about getting a girlfriend as s younger teenager if it hadn't been for the fear of that poor girl being disgusted.
And I was still cute back then too.

they call alcohol "liquid courage" for a reason, lol.

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That's cute, user. Did you ever end up fucking her and asserting dominance?

This.
The few times i've gotten laid is because I was piss drunk and didn't give a fuck about making an ass out of myself.

Last time nothing happened and she didnt give me any indicators, i just built her an ikea shelf and helped her set up her TV and furniture, when she took me home she gave me a gift for white day, had she given my that gift at her place i would have picked up on it. I didnt want to offend her this second chance i had so i tested the waters by touching her leg, the food and alcohol were pretty damn big hints too. But i didnt want to get accused of raping anyone so i went slow and cautious

And then your dick doesn't work. Or I guess they let you try again in the morning.
Alcohol makes me brooding and confused.

Im not sure ive ever had sex without at least having a few beers

She’s a shy girl lad, she wouldnt take off her clothes until all the lights were off that night and besides a few sly smiles before the white day gift she never seemed like she had any real interest in me, i honestly thought she kept me around just to learn english for the longest time

The only problem ive had with my dick and alcohol is It takes me much much longer
which isnt necessarily a bad thing

I don't know, I've only ever held hands with my mate

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question: Is it better or worse for a girl to ask you to finish then if she says "youre finished already"?

girls hands are always fucking cold.

>went over and she made takoyaki And brought me chu-hais and whiskey
As a man, that should be one of the strongest indicators that she wants your dick, ESPECIALLY if she's single. Fucks sake , women in relationships will get jealous of other women if they cook their man food regularly.

Well, you're a white guy going expat to look for women so in going to guess no one really taught you much about women to begin with then. Just know this - she desperately wants you. K?

Probably would have happened if she had stayed another semester but surprisingly no. We were sleeping in the same bed for the last 3 weeks of the semester but it never escalated beyond us feeling each other up. I went home for Thanksgiving Break and when I got back "she missed me so much" that she got in my bed (I got in at like 11) and we basically slept together until the day we both left (her for Australia, me for home)

I don't see what's wrong in not trying to rush into it. Better to take your time than to potentially blow things up.

Last week to see that avergers movie? tomorrow im going out to see detective pikacho.
I'm not into cinemas, I have a very expenseive tv I worked like 6 month to pay and I enjoy more watching from my own living room, making my own pop or getting the snack I want at reasonable prices. But gf likes to go to movies, so at least I go to make her happy I guess.
Like to see the petshop or the music store next to the cinema while we wait for the movie. So that and her happy face is worth it.

You dont get sex by being too afraid to put your arm around her lest some irrelevant boomer see you change your mind. She was so turned off by how much of a coward you were that she wanted nothing to do with you. Live and learn.

Different culture out here and i refused the friendzone more than once as a teen. Had some girls who i thought had some interest in me, threw out the “i see you as a brother/best friend” line, started hanging out less and less with them and then they got mad with me for loosing interest in being friends after feeling led on. Still have some left over feels that might have been what was happening here initially

So what would you recommend to someone who's at a uni with a bunch of japanese students studying abroad?

She's already treating him like a quasi husband after they had known each other awhile. There is nothing about rushing into things in this scenario

>Different culture out here
Kek, you'd be suprised. What's more surprising about the differences between races and cultures is what they have in common desu. She's a woman who has her needs, not only did she cook for you she even sat through hours of watching anime just to let you fuck her. Think about that for a second as a white expat in a foreign land. You're not the first of your kind by a long shot.

She clearly sees you as a reliable and sexy male figure. Thats what East Asians typically want most of all in my experience, though like I said this goes beyond that

Most japanese are friendly but shy. They mostly keep to themselves because they dont wanna bother anyone, even in public they keep to themselves on their phones. If you like one just say hello and see what happens they will either say hello back or flat out ignore you.

If the hello lands just a typical, where are you from (prefecture, you already know they are japanese) any girl no matter what culture likes to be called pretty, cute or beautiful, if they are over 26 they are rushing to get married, anyone over 30 here is considered christmas cake, no one wants it after new years (so what that means is get married before nobody wants you) pretty fucked up i think. Something this girl told me is she likes me because i look manly compared to japanese men but i do workout 4 times a week and i look hella good for being 30.

Anyways if telling her she is cute lands, ask her for coffee or a snack or lunch or something, after that date if it goes well, take her to a theme park, they fucking love tokyo disney like a religion here.

>daily /r9k/ thread
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There's only few times I go to movies.

With dad usually to see a movie I like but I know he'll like. So a popular movie like avatar. Inception. Avengers.

By myself. See kino. Br2049 in 8k IMAX was amazing alone. I was in theater with like 4 other people. Everyone was quiet

With gf. usually watch whatever trash horror she thinks will be the good new hit. It's okay though as she will sit through kino while only complaining it's boring 20% of the time. She can be sat down and watch annihilation in silence but will bitch during The Thing even though it's one of the most kino horror movies ever made.

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>go to movie date with gf
>winter soldier
>asks me bunch of questions in whispers
>literally unwatchable
>tell gf im going to gym
>watch second time
it's not that great

If mods weren't dick-splicing niggers they'd permaban every blogposting pornzombie faggot in this thread and send them back to r/relationships

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