/ALITA/

>D&C posters you say?
>we’re on the case

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>so high he fucked up the thread count and the previous thread link

Not exactly dispelling any stoner stereotype myths, are we?

t. stoner who wouldn't have fucked up the OP

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I swear Jerome must have a job or some shit. They always show up a few hours ago and leave around now every night. Something must be getting them off the internet around now every day.

first for have sex

>one typo
>HUR DUMB FUCKING STONERS
Great. Here we go again.

Mommy shuts off the internet past his bedtime

>literally raising tensions to something out of nothing

I have nothing againt stoners and I don't think they're dumb. No dumber than anyone else, anyway. Literally said I'm a stoner, and I'm no dumb stoner, I'm a very smart stoner who would've gotten it right.

Also, I'm just messing around.

Stop it, Jerome. Go home.

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Please god be true

Do you think Jerome is jealous of Chiren mommy?

Had a hearty chuckle at this

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Make any excuse you want for your behaviour. Its still retarded stoner shit. You potheads are welcome at the meetup only because other anons gave you their blessing. Remember that when you are standing down wind from me in your segregated area.

i don't like it when anons argue over something petty

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Hello new bread
Please be healed by hugone

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>your segregated area.

You mean YOUR segregated "no fun" area.

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>tfw I'll probably miss #500 tomorrow
feels bad

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FLOPPED, NO SEQUEL!!! NOT IN 5 YEARS, NOT IN 10 YEARS, NOT IN 20 YEARS, NEVER EVER!!!!!!!!!!

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WHO?
she's perfect!

>tomorrow

It's gonna take at least three days, up to a week.

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Based safety Alita

I fucking love all the warpaint edits ty user

>Mind if I do a jay?

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THREAD MAN UNDERSTANDS
THREAD MAN MADE A SPECIAL IMAGE FOR IT

>NOT IN 5 YEARS, NOT IN 10 YEARS, NOT IN 20 YEARS, NEVER EVER!!!!!!!!!!

>stealing lines from my Jerome LARP post

Can't even be creative enough to think up your own smack without stealing phrases from a parody post that out-Jerome'd you?

my fucking parody post

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>3days to clear 10 threads
we move a bit faster than that friend. I'm 90% sure we'll hit 500 tomorrow.
me too but VA's was the best imo

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Different user, but I have a few crossover war paints

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>You mean YOUR segregated "no fun" area.
No... we mean our segregated "we respect people's wishes to not have to be around assholes doing illegal shit" area

Actually, not "we" cuz i'm not going to this shit anymore

> cyborg girls man... I keep getting older, they stay the same age

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Fuck, do we really move that fast?

I swear, we're gonna surpass /ksg/ in like 2 years.

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It's legal in california tho

If we get sexual announcement soon then hell yes we are

>I'm going to make a big issue over something I'm not even going to be a part of
Dude wtf? No one is gonna disrespect anyone's wishes. Its just weed and its legal anyway. You should smoke a little yourself. It would chill you out.

>Actually, not "we" cuz i'm not going to this shit anymore

Thank Nova.

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Too bad they only ship to Germany. I'd like to have Alita dubbed in Martian too.

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CAPTAIN MARVEL IS MUCH BETTER

Don't forget this.

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I’m a doesn’t care either way user, but not out in public really. That all depends on your setting and situation. Many places no deal at all. Some places it could be an issue. Either way breaking out the 7 foot wizard staff would attract attention and discretionary low key is the way to go.

I just want to say thank you to everyone for making this place what it is and I can't wait to meet some you in person soon.
I don't know what I'd be doing now if this movie hadn't come out or if I hadn't found these threads but I'm so glad I did.
I feel like all of us are outcasts in one way or another but eventually we all found this place so what's important now is not letting anyone get us down or cause conflicts because I don't want anyone to feel unwelcome and I'd hate it if these threads died.
Even when there's fighting or trolling I always look forward to being on here and I hope you'll always feel the same way too.
I love all of you and thanks for everything.

Lastly, FUCK THE HATERS

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>DUDE I'M GONNA SMOKE WEED AND BLOW IT IN EVERYONE'S FACE
>NO ONE IS BEING DISRESPECTED BRO
Jesus Christ do you stoners even think about what you write before hitting the submit button?

Better how user? We'd love to talk about it.

Well said. And FUCK THE STONERS too. They are the issue here.

thread theme
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>not knowing we're trolling because you're so easy to trigger

ayyy, lmao

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Question! A few threads ago, you guys were posting Sarah Conner from the tv show. Is the Sarah Conner Chronicles worth the watch or is should I stick to rewatching T1 and T2?

You Alita fags need to watch this movie more in theaters

Reminder: Alita is for hugs, cuddles, holding hands, walking arm in arm, kisses on the cheek, and all things pure and wholesome.

ALITA IS NOT FOR LEWD!

Shut the fuck up Jerome.

appreciated and based

It's worth it.

I've seen it eighteen times

Love you too, user.

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>Alita
>seen it 69 times

church

You're totally right friend and thank you for your hard work. Everyone together makes this place what it is. I'll always be around no matter how this place looks because I care about you all.

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Pedo! She's a teenage girl, and don't give me the "she's 300 years old" bullshit

was this supposed to be an insult? I'd love to make my count an even 20

>300 year old teenager
How retarded you are.

For someone who says they don't smoke there sure is a lot of it coming out your ears

>Even when there's fighting or trolling I always look forward to being on here and I hope you'll always feel the same way too.
I know I do. Sleepy threads and uncomfy subjects never last for long.

Better acting, better dialogue, better action, not based off a manga

Alright, I remember the time it was airing on fox, but I never got around to actually watching it. Probably check it out in the near future. Thanks user!

Did you even fucking read what he wrote, you troglodyte Jerome? Literally said NOT for lewd.

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>hugs, cuddles, holding hands, walking arm in arm, kisses on the cheek
Those fit the bill

Perhaps the real Zalem was the friends we made along the way... I don't live in the US and don't care about those meet-ups but good on you guys

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i enjoyed the movie for what it is love this community for more then what it is

No problemo.
No they really don't. None of that would qualify as sexual behavior.

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I think being 300 years old she can live by her own rules including enjoying lewd if she wants.

first for you all have autism and janny is a biased faggot who defends this thread yet deleted Chernobyl threads multiple times. Guess who's coming to the meetup and streaming it?

I thought you were gonna come and shoot the place up and call the cops Jerome? You gonna stream it too now?

What part of NOT FOR LEWD did you not understand?

Stream what to whom?

>implying people would allow some Jerome to autistically record them with a camera

Even if you did, what would you have? Video of a bunch of Chads and Stacys having a good time at the beach? OH NO!!!!!!

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QUICK! Zapan is sneaking up on Alita while she's unconscious. You have to save her! But you only have enough time to grab one item within arm's reach right now. What do you use to save /ourgirl/?

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The part where my finger carresses Alita's 300 year old naked butthole I guess.

There's more than one fucking person you autist "OH JEROME JEROME" There's oen guy who would call you all pedos. Then there was a different guy who said you were Chinese shills. Then there's me and also some others who talk about you on Yea Forums discords. You fucking annoying autistic neets.

I am gonna beat his ass with this taco.

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>fresh, piping hot tea less than 12" from my right hand
guess I'm not drinking tea tonight

>in my bed as we speak
>rifle and ammo are in arms reach
Alright Zapan lets go

get down miss alita!

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So you have multiple personalities Jerome? That explains a lot actually.

I have little doubt you each smell like rotten meat and look like fat greasy blobs.

>better acting
Remind me how many Oscar winners are in CM? I know Brie has one (somehow) but I can't think of anyone else. Alita has three winners, two have won twice and I'll also include Ed Norton who has been nominated before.
>better dialogue
Most of us can quote almost all of Alita by now, why don't you tell us some lines from CM that you like?
>better action
Completely wrong for reasons that are impossible to get across without you actually seeing the movie first.
>not based off a manga
What does that have to do with anything? CM was based on a comic book series too, and unlike Alita it had to get rebooted several times due to poor sales.

Do you want to actually discuss this, or just seethe some more?

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That's some low tier bait Jerome. Can we go back to arguing about DUDE WEED instead? At least that was kind of funny in a trolly way.

>Taco
Bad news, after your first hit the taco shattered. /ourgirl/ has been abducted by Zapan.
>Tea
You successfully burn him enough he retreats! Congratulation! You are Winner!
>Multiple shots through the head
Zapan is dead and not bothering anyone else anymore! You are EXTREME CHAMPION, and Alita rewards you with one (1) KISSU Or boop, she looks a little mischevious
The BLUNT FORCE of MUSIC knocks Zapan out cold! You have saved /ourgirl/! Iron City is safe once more, thanks to you!

You are a gay little bitchboi and have autism

Smells like "cope" around here to me.

Have you even seen our meetup pictures?

All I smell is ass sweat, cheetos and weed.

>You are Winner!
:o !!!

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I guess we're going with full scissors because my office is lame

>I'm 90% sure we'll hit 500 tomorrow.
You know it.

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I hate these god dam trolls so fucking much.

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You people are lonely horny incel Cringelords

This is the single best reaction pic maybe ever

low effort smdh

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hi

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Work on your insults some more before you try to tango with me you crusty tube sock

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*dull

post theme
youtube.com/watch?v=TUdiq0ZHsjw

>"Cringelords"
>with a capitol C
yikes

nah, this one is; pure joy. If this doesn't make your heart feel good you're a monster.

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Not him but, can you post them fren? I can't find the one I downloaded a while ago.

This is how we all felt watching the film in cinemas

hi fren

Just your opinion, bitch

I grab ______________her.

I'm gonna need a new keyboard btw...

No don't do it. The trolls will use the pictures to dox Alita anons. If any of them actually show up at the meetup they could use the pics to identify us,

Keep calling people who call you what you autistic and annoying neets as being "trolls" faggot. Keep doing it, makes you seem even more of a defenseless bitch.

And where is VA? I got a request for 2 more gifs like this.

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please no if someone sees me at the beach my life will be over. really though we could probably use the footy if you want to join. just watch the movie though.

>EXTREME CHAMPION
Protecting outgirl is reward enough but i hope for a kissu

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Damn what a fucking comeback. Someone get him a trophy, preferrably shaped as a bullet to put into his partial balding greasy neet skull.

>Keep calling people who call you what you autistic and annoying neets as being "trolls" faggot.
This sentence makes no sense. Can I get a translation?

>DON’T MAKE ME BUST YOU UP ZAPAAAN

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dono. She was here earlier but maybe she's around. I wish I knew how to make webms/gifs. All I can do are simple edits.

>Generic facebook black reaction gif
Honestly where the fuck are you people from? You obviously don't know or even hate Yea Forums culture and humor, being that you report every racial slur you can like some reddit bitches. Where the fuck are you from?

I LOVE HER

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Did I share an opinion in that post? I don't think I did.
- Stating the number of Oscar winners in Alita
- Asking you to quote any line from CM
- Asking why Alita being based on a manga is a bad thing
The only thing remotely opinionated has to do with the action and since you haven't seen Alita that's not a discussion we can actually have.

>excellent Terminator ref
>Zapan---man
like pottery, this made me laugh like a retard in my room thanks user

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Saw alita today at its last local showing at the cheapies. Skipped work for it too. End of an era, first time I saw it was early opening night on February 13. Feel kinda empty now. But I guess it’s a good empty. I love this movie.

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You've hit more threads than the laughing girls poster so you get the shitpost crown now friend. Proud of you

>Yea Forums culture and humor
is this nigga serious fucking L M A O

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I use my M249 saw

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Now we hunker down for the BD. It will come and when it does it will be glorious

>keep calling people who call you what you autistic and annoying neets as being trolls faggot
I honestly have no idea how to parse this

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I know the feeling. We'll be here to fill that void until we get sequels.

>Keeps calling them trolls
Nigger the whole board hates you because you're insufferable gay faggots. You're a moron to think at least a couple people wouldn't track you guys down. You got nothing better to do but post about a cringey CGI little girl with no ass or tits all day. And lots of people got nothing better to do but go after bitches like you.

>you report every racial slur
lol, this the nigga who's butthurt that someone reported him for saying "chink"

He's our original Jerome seeking vengeance ever since his butthurt ass was pounced, lol.

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>Dull scissors
You attempt to stab Zapan in the eye! Sadly, his hunter-warrioring has given him practice in close combat. He defeats you and abducts /ourgirl/. BAD END
>Beating Zapan with sleeping Alita
The force of her metal body easily overpowers him! However, you have woken Alita, and she looks a little annoyed to be woken up. NEUTRAL END
She tells you next time she does a DELIVERY she will bring you one!
>
Sadly, she thought the chance was too much to pass up. You have been BOOPED! But Alita looks happy and giggly, so it's not all bad.
>SAW
ZAPAN is DEAD! You have become Super Winner! Congratulation! You are now a BAD ENOUGH DUDE to RESCUE THE PRESIDENT.
I'm here! Whatcha need?

For sure.

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Fucking tourist faggot.

Haha okay user go see the movie though

go back

>posting a meme originating from television
>against Yea Forums culture and humor

-__-

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>The force of her metal body easily overpowers him! However, you have woken Alita, and she looks a little annoyed to be woken up. NEUTRAL END
What? No fucking way. I TOUCHED HER! It doesn't get any better than this.

You just confirmed their concern you fucking retard.

Fuck you for making me smile at work now I have to pretend to actually do some work I love you user

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I got two more gifs that need martian war paint, please.
Here's 1

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All I get in life is boops. It's not a bad life but its like one big boop ya know?

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Love you too buddy.

I've been reported 4 fucking times. Only on this thread do I get these bans for saying a racial slur. Guess who's coming to the next meetup and GUESS WHAT HE'S BRINGING HAHA. Oh yeah, people will definitely remember the 500th thread.

After all this time we're still living in your head RENT FREE

I'll be sure to remind her about the keyboard on her next run.

And here's 2

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Only 4? Would've thought it be more like 40. You spam shitposts every fucking thread.

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>Laptop on my lap
>Controller and phone next to me
Fuck it. This half-eaten jar of cookies will take care of you, Zapan.

What are bringing Jerome?

Try it user I dare you

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Oh I never said you shouldn't be concerned. You keep calling us trolls. You see, trolls don't do what we're going to do.

you sound underage, paco. lay of the axe body spray and go back to your marvel movies.

Fucking soi boy

Maybe you should stop saying racial slurs? Just a suggestion user

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>making threats to muscle-bound strapped Alitans

Jerome actually wants to die.

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Trashlita: Butthole Angel.

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Monhun just crashed on me, so working on it now!
It's okay user, we've all been there. Some day we will get the kissu
>Smash jar over his head
Zapan is UNPHASED due to his METALLIC HEAD. You do successfully injure him, but not enough to scare him off. However, the noise of the jar shattering wakes Alita! She protects herself. NEUTRAL END.

You're all literally twink dyel tier I could probably take you all out at the next meetup without the stuff I'll bring.

mabye he does. Almost sad for him. almost.

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If you come to the next meet-up you will be in grave danger thay threatens your life.

This is your warning.

Anything that happens beyond this post is your own responsibility. You were warned.

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THIS is our butthole angel.

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I'd love to see you show up just so you can see how wrong you are, how every fucking user could take you, and how you'd have to awkwardly run away back to your mommy as to avoid further humiliation and conflict.

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The only thing you are gonna be doing is sucking my 8=====D daily from a cage in my dungeon after I capture your black ass at the meetup Jerome.

>so working on it now!
Thanks

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Very cute and wholesome, however this is symptomatic of an issue within the fandom which I would I would liken to the "Rei syndrome" (Rei is a major character in Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995)) where some lonely viewers latch onto a nonthreatening, easily manipulated, inexperienced teenage girl they can fantasize doing everything they want to.

It is not surprise both characters are compared to dolls; early Rei is inexpressive, early Alita has a literal doll body. Their respective personalities might be in stark contrast, but they do occupy this space of childish innocence which is exploited in a quite creepy way. NOT FOR LEWD! you repeat, but creepy nonetheless. Make no mistake, this is not the noble relationship dynamic of a father towards his daughter, more that of predator towards his prey.

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Oh now this is an old shitpost you even used the same pics

Can't wait to see you there pal

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NICE TRY POSTING ANOTHER ANONS GUN RETARD

>000
Blessed Bucky Trips

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How hard can it be to get motorball going for real? We would just need to attach a remote motor on our roller blades and put on some knee/elbow pads and wear a helmet and that's it. I'm surprised nobody has tried it yet. It seems no less fun than tall-bike jousting.

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>Some day we will get the kissu
I didn't.

Haha okay user go see the movie though

Well I mean shit, the meetup sounded kinda lame with the prudes and potheads fighting. If some deranged internet troll is gonna shoot shit up though that might be worth coming to see. Could be a good day to become famous.

Its just Roller Derby with more metal, literally.

based
Someone just posted a picture of your twink asses.

>Could be a good day to become famous.

Yeah, famous for being dead.

Don't be racist man you're better than that

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I mean if you had a nice elliptical track with some obstacle-ramps you could get going pretty fast on normal roller blades I would assume. I miss roller blading.

it’d be pretty niche with all the CTE autism surrounding high impact sports. but it could definitely be done, though without the dismemberment and most violence.

Not if I beat your ass first you ugly nigger.

>obvious false flagging

Literally only one result for that image from April 25th in this thread. Good chance he's been waiting. It's his guns alright.

>(You)ing yourself

If you think we're all so twink, then show up! You should have no problem dominating everyone, I'm so sure.

>some internet troll
seriously you have to go back. There's lots of people who hate you guys.

>thinking anyone takes these troll posts seriously
You are such a colossal faggot Jerome.

IT'S NOT
THE IMAGE HAS BEEN POSTED BEFORE
OTHER ANONS WILL AGREE

>using your fists to beat someone who has a gun

good luck

What makes you think I didn't?

i dont understand - how the hell this movie is not feminazi propaganda? literally muh stong wymyn the movie savin the day. oh yeah lets not forget about sand hags that totally rule and kick mysigonist manhood ass and this is why its a good thing. makes me sick

Yeah like the other. user said fat girls already do scrimmage like in the first act of alita but call it roller derby.

>DUDE I'M NOT TROLLING THERE ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE WITH GUNS THAT WANT TO KILL YOU BECAUSE ALITA
Get better bait ffs.

We know it's not his guns because it would be trivial to just write the time on a piece of paper and take a new pic instead of use an old one

I’d love to see this little bitch troll try and take on any of us. He’d get his shit kicked in so fucking hard

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Lol, there's lots of us nigger. Lots of people on some Yea Forums discords that are partial /k/ommandos think you guys would be fun to fuck with and scare off of the board permanently.

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The user who owns those guns would never say that shit. Someone's trolled with his images before.

Nah they're drawfren's from way early on. This is just post-/abag/ so it was a long time ago now but we don't forget. I do hope drawfren is still around though I miss him.

10/10 casting choice. Will he be shown eating flan in the sequel?

Your whole post makes me think you didn't because you didn't give anything to back up your opinion and you completely missed the mark on the father/daughter relationship

Retard.

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Fugvision reporting in

Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.

L I V I N G I N Y O U R H E A D R E N T F R E E

Many of the Alita anons post on /k/, there have been two separate range meetups so far and at least one user has a concealed carry permit

> he used drawfrens guns to make a threat
> seething over a couple of friends meeting up over a movie
Kys

well at this rate we're for sure hitting #500 tomorrow with Jerome's constant shitposting, falseflagging and weak rehashes of last night.

THE SEQUEL IS NOT HAPPENING

Sounds like a great way to bust your ass.

>i dont understand - how the hell this post is not kekistani propaganda? literally muh hurr SJW feminazi the post spammin the day. oh yeah lets not forget about alpha chads that totally rule and kick thot whore womanhood pucci and this is why its a good thing. makes me sick

>/alita/ are anti-gun liberals who think mass shootings can be stopped without guns
shocker

Based
CO doesn't fuck around

lmao California is a gun free state retard. Literally nothing is gonna happen.

>tfw Alita isn't living in my head

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ah shit

I can’t see ed Norton talking as evil as the possessed puppets he used in the movie in person to alita in the sequel. It would look silly.

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That was a mass shooting stopped by people without guns you retard.

I tried something similar to motorball at a skatepark. Me and some zoomers basically played basketball on skateboards as scooters. Tackling was allowed. It was pretty brutal

Conceal carry permit.... at Huntington Beach...... Next meetup sure will be fun

>discords

HAHAHAHAAH

>partial /k/ommandos

>partial

half of /ALITA/ are FULL /k/ommandos, ignoramus

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Kek like 99% of /Alita/ frens have guns

no you're not. You're fucking anime watching twinks that are more likely liberal with the way you type and post so faggot-like.

Every post brings us closer to 999

Lol, actually /ALITA/ are pro-gun liberals (and conservatives) who think uncomfy can be stopped with /heals/.

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idk if they'd bring it or what the legality even is but my point is you'd be much better off staying home

Where the fuck are the jannies tonight. Threatening to kill people must break at least a few rules.

I think he'll be a lot more wacky in person and closer to the manga Nova in that regard

You're twinks. You're in no-gun California. You're not /k/ommandos you're autistic neets.

They'll show up in good time and clean up have faith user. For now post heals and good things.

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Being liberal or not has nothing to do with owning guns or the ability to kick wholesale ass

You such a liar. You won't do shit. Your imaginary friends won't either. Get a grip ffs.

>no you're not the thing you are and there is photographic evidence to prove you are

Hahaha, okay, Jerome, but go see the movie.

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Trolling is more fun when the people doing it actually know what they're talking about. This is just sad

Alita using the plasma charged Damascus blade in motorball is obvious cheating right? She’s worse than kinuba.

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I'm not a narc and haven't been reporting anything but I'm sure feeling like I might do it because this jerome posting is getting tedious.

Not really
We just tone it down with the shitposting because it’s comfy here
What you can do though is find something better to do with your time or suck my cock you fucking annoying faggot

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might color these two... i feel up to it

>you didn't give anything to back up your opinion
My opinion on what? I was responding to copypasta about what Alita is 'for', and the meme itself has a nice dehumanizing touch to it. Here is Cyborg#99; she responds quite nicely to affection.

> and you completely missed the mark on the father/daughter relationship
What kind of father would kiss on the cheek and hug and cuddle their teenage daughter or go on a date with her? Is that something Ido would do?

It's not cheating the only rule for weapons is that you can't use projectiles

/alita/ is the only place us leftyfrens and the rest of Yea Forums co-exist.

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>all these trolls getting (You)s
>i can't even get a response

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Another thread ruined it looks like. At least we are at 240+ replies already. New bread can't get here soon enough.

>first say you don't need guns to stop a guy with a gun
>then say they're pro gun liberals and conservatives
>In California
You lie just like Reiko did when he was getting his ass found out and reported to FBI. Same way. You'd keep this up for hours and hours if I kept talking wouldn't you. The same semantics. All talk huh. Well, we'll be there. Should be fun to see you shaking with no where to run.

me in the middle

Ido didn't go on a date with his daughter wtf are you even talking about

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she already swaps out her Berzerker body from what we see to be more fair. The blade is fair game though. Even her arc-plasma is fair game I'd imagine.

>Is that weapon even legal?
The commentator called out kinuba after he rips kutty into pieces.

Learn to read. I feel like this is the bare minimum if you're going to dismiss someone with another stupid "haha go watch the movie though" canned reply.

I'm going to ignore the trolls now, they're wasting space and making it uncomfy

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hi

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> VA got shot and lived

No seriously, go watch the movie.

Hi.

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Pretty different than the people in the meetup photo lmao

What the fuck is this atrocious edit? Why are all your files named this way?

>girl pointing gun at guy on her left
>guy with shotgun pointing toward girl

I'm not even /k/ and I feel weird about this.

Okay, maybe after the 20th time I'll gain a newfound appreciation for creeps who fantasize about a teenage girl half their age.

Hey fren

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>first say you don't need guns to stop a guy with a gun
>then say they're pro gun liberals and conservatives
>In California

Yeah, all these conditions can hold true. I'm not saying you can't stop a shooting with a gun, but I am saying you can also do it without it. Also, you're fucking retarded and have never actually been to California if you think they don't have guns and ranges and conceal carry permits. They have all these things and more. Gun control might be a little tighter and you might have to wait a little longer and jump through slightly more hoops to get something, but you can basically buy and operate any gun and accessories you could get anywhere else in the country. Also, I don't know why I'm wasting my time explaining this to you, but there is a BIG community of conservative Republicans, scattered all across the state of California, mostly in the rural and sticks kinda areas, and their love for guns and tractors could out do a Texan or West Virginian.

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>What kind of father would kiss/hug/cuddle their teenage daughter or go on a date with her?
How short is your memory, really?

sure af aren't Californians

My instinct to knife-hand and scream is intense.

>300 year old teenager
Jesus you are a retard.

That's a different meetup obviously but I think two of them were at the other meets.

Flamethrowers are legal so I don't see why a flame blade wouldn't be.

None of those guns are pointed at anyone. All of them point away. Its the angles and the picture that makes it look otherwise.

Cus iPad files get named weird. I’m not on my desktop I’m on my toilet and I haven’t moved my desktop in here yet.

NOTE: I HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE AND I'M NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THAT JEROME GUY

Anyways, this was by far, the worst movie I have seen in the Theater, ever. I didn't walk out because it was so horrifyingly bad for what it could have been, that I found myself laughing hysterically. I was alone in the theater, nobody else being around to listen to me actually slap my own forhead on multiple occasions with almost involuntary shouts of, 'what the fuck were they thinking?' or, 'oh my god that was terrible.'

Alita Battle Angel was actually written and structured in such a way that all of the amazing emotional potential that it had, was sabotaged and stolen. The giant reveals towards the beginning, such as Alita's given body by the doctor being the doc's daughter's originally, should have been the set ups. They should have done the doc's story chronologically, as a longer flashback perhaps, so that I could have seen the Doc's joy at seeing a replacement daughter using the body he worked so hard and so lovingly to create. But that didn't happen. I saw Alita look at a pretty body. And then later in a sloppy ten second flashback, I get, 'oop, it belonged to my dead daughter. You should feel sad now...?'

The boyfriend shouldn't have even been in the movie. He was a cardboard cutout that made senseless decisions that didn't need for any reason to be senseless. Not even for dramatic effect, because his choices weren't dramatic. His character stole precious time that could have been used to focus on the father-daughter dynamic that was only introduced and then never explored. Alita acts like a spoiled teenage girl, and that's the entirety of the drama between her and her adoptive father.

Really a shame, you guys convinced me that I was about to watch something good, but it wasn't that at all.

omg two people... maybe comfy will come back!

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>Californians
>not Californians

What's next, Jerome? The sun isn't bright? Water isn't wet? Bachelors aren't single men?

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0eOpn5dLvjf
Still a little sickvoice, but
I'm in both, all three of us are in at least two meet pics dummy
Homeboy was flagging me a little but my gun was aimed behind the other guy
I'm cali buddy
that's from a LA meet

>conceal carry permits are easy to get
No one fucking has those anywhere here. NO. ONE. Fucking twink.

Nice arms

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Did I say this happened in the movie? It's not normal relationship between a father and his daughter, it's not something Ido would ever consider, which definitely strips away the "wholesome" angle of that pasta and turns it into a creepy predator playing with its prey dynamic. Do I have to spell everything out?

Nah these people are way more healthy looking than the others. Those types don't go to the meetups cimpared to the meetup photos you've shown.

Okay, but go see the movie, Jerome.

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Nice try Jerome but a few of us have gone to multiple meetups
Just accept it, /ALITA/ frens are based and sexy

It's only creepy because you've been brainwashed by recent events to hate men caring for girls.

That was a jet turbine looking thing that probably charged some really hot air into an explosive to avoid being a gun.

I have one, lol

>slightly raspy VA quoting my favorite game
BE STILL MY HEART

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>The people from the meetup photo according to you look like the type of people in the gun people photo
Nah, you guys are defenseless and scared.

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It is better than anything after T2. It isnt cheesy crap like genesys. It plays it serious and they cared about the plots.
Definitely worth it, thats why people posted it

Wow, dumb and fucking blind. Literally the same people.

>projecting

You haven't seen my movie, yet, have you, user?

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Berserker alita grew those tasth perky tits for lewd user.

>A female on Yea Forums
You guys really suck at lying. Like giant camel cock is what you suck.

I DID! MAYBE YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY READ MY RANT

Here's the CO meetup in case you're curious

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What is even your point? entertaining for a second you're not just shitposting. Mentally Alita goes from what I would guess is something close to 14-15 and early 20s when she gets her Berserker body. Spending 300 years in a dump in a comatose state doesn't make you a 300+ year old wise lady, not to mention if this is your argument for justifying a relationship with a teenage GIRL this just got a whole lot creepier.

Pic confirms alita was eating a fucking taco. Fucking taco Rodriguez shoulda made it more multicultural like it was supposed to be and less fucking Panama.

I literally had a gun dream last night.

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I'm sure that's why you took down the meetup photo so quick in fear bit keep the gun bullshit photo up right? It's not like you could blur the faces of the meetup one right? Fucking idiots.

>so shocked by seeing a female on Yea Forums because no female would be caught dead in any other Yea Forums thread

Don't hate us 'cause you ain't us.

But go see the movie, though.

Seriously, prove it. Describe the fight Alita had with Vector at the Kansas bar.

Wrong. She wasn't a baby in a coma for 300 years. She had a full life prior to the coma or whatever. She is an adult. Clearly that is the case as laid out in the movie.

How very appropriate

Damn you niggas are still here? Looks like you built yourself a community. Good on you.

We need moar of that round here.

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Well, I guess you'll just have to go to the meet-up and see for yourself, Jerome.

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I posted that and then took it down because I wasn't in it and I don't any of them getting doxxed even if I know it's highly unlikely

You two bros look based and give out a cool vibe
See you the 25th

>Giving me a gif where his gun covers part of his face
aaaaa this takes so much work

It's such a good game
I really gotta go back and play it more, just finished modding it up
Buddy I'm in the other meetup pics too

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So you're good with putting up some random photo of kids with guns but not the meetup photo?

Fan art saved.

Thanks, friend.

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excellent work fren

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Actually it's a burrito and you wouldn't be saying that if you had actually seen it

here's another meetup pic

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calling bread

NEED NEW BREAD TO WASH THIS TROLLING FILTH AWAY AND BE DONE WITH IT

Oh I'm sure you're so afraid of being doxxed from one photo but not the OTHER FUCKING ONE right? It's not like you could just blur the faces of this one too like you did with that random gun one right? Snakes like you only get people to hate you and track you more.

Ah so we agree, and you just decided to insult me for no reason. Infantilizing a character for your own creepy fetishes is precisely what I was denouncing with the parallel to Rei. Learn to read though.

If they want to post their own photo then that's up to them, that's all

HOT FRESH NEW BREAD
HOT FRESH NEW BREAD
HOT FRESH NEW BREAD

>posts nothing but projection and implying
Every fucking time. Change it up a little Jerome. Its getting stale.

fuck frogs btw

do you know how the invasive species arrived on the chans?

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>aaaaa this takes so much work
implying I didn't do it on purpose to make you sweat
thanks tho

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Don't talk shit about Pepelita faggot. They have been here since the early days of ABAG. They have more right to be here then you anime comic book posting faggots.

How Cruel................
Glad you like it.

rifk you really don't know do you

>falling for bait
Pull your head out of your ass Jerome.

Who brought pepe here.

rifk all day you do know that the one person who imported pepe it regrets it right?

Say his name newfag.