/got/

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imagine being obsessed with an ugly fat girl named Bessie

Bow to your brap queen

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I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

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>tfw bells

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>ruining her body with tattoos
Why do people like them, anyway?

Is there even any valid justification for shit writing and direction of the 4th episode? Complete debacle.
That Bronn shit really put the last nail in the coffin of GoT's legacy. That Dany speech 'I think you should be the lord of storms end' too. Also forgetting about the Euron's fleet. Also cutting the scene of Jon telling most important dramatic plot piece in the entire series to his siblings.

This is all on purpose, right? they're hyping us for the last two episodes. i mean, somebody had to review this script, right??

based

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youtube.com/watch?v=Xzj6PCBZofs
>we lost this and got bell-triggered PTSD and ninjarya in return

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Dont worry Jonerys will win in the end :D

Sigh... *unzips pants*

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Salsa body

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based

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OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES

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What is bell triggered PTSD?

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Bronn entering and leaving the scene that way remembered me standup characters

>I... have elephantiasis
>in my vagoo

well we've gone to far

Who here just shit posting to kill time until next episode?

Reminder that GRRM finished Winds of Winter in 2015 and he's been stuck revising and re-writing it since then

Why will be his new wife?

God this is so fucking based

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HOW MUCH FOR YOUR LITTLE CLAM?

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I stopped watching this a long time ago, did Brienne and he really fug, I thought he only wanted Cersei pussy

you posted this same shit in the last thread word-for-word. You're a shill trying to shit on Episode 4 because it shit on numerous female characters. get fucked.

Good if true. It'll be good when it comes out.

Just wondering - how many /got/ posters are actually employed?

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>Luann’s left a letter to benjen but he fucked up and somehow didn’t show it to his family in time (or at all) to stop Brandon from going south
>benjen takes the black over guilt because in his mind he killed his family

based

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HBO just paid him a shit ton of money so that he won't release it until after the show ends.
They're afraid of losing thosands of viewers who keep reading the books and realize how weak the show is in comparison.

they hit it, shacked up for like two weeks, then he went back to cersei

I've been playing the Crusader Kings 2 Game of Thrones mod to kill time.
Pure kino.

where's her ass?

Salaryfag here

on my face

Been a NEET for six months now, typing this post from my mom’s couch
>24 years old

I honestly can't believe how many fans supported the lords and ladies of Westeros over the high sparrow. Fucking bourgeois scum. When will they learn?

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Why else would be here?
Just to suffer?

Myrcella :')

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have sex

Are you ok?

azor NEET

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>I do so hate the sight of blood

Back when the show cared about continuity and character traits. Varys(behind Ilyn's ass) looks away.

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Danyfags' tears are delicious.

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All of the leaks say that Jon will kill Dany, though.
He's not a priest of R'hllor, he can't do the revival breath and all of the real priests who could are dead.

I lose interest in any campaign after a few generations but thankfully it’s easy to start a new game

>breaker of chains
>doesn't break the chains that bind the worker
wtf i hate dany now??

>cersei cunt- nasty stretched flaps
>brienne cunt- fresh pink and untouched
why jaime?

Wagecuck reportan in.
>tfw come home from work every day and spend five hours straight catching up on /got/ threads, autistically going through every single one I missed while I was at work until I get caught up
I don't know what I'm gonna do when the show is finally over and the general dies for good. I love /got/ so much lads. You fuckos are a good time.

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>that lower tummy curve
HNNNNMNNGGGGG

>actually caring about male vs female characters and who is btfo'd and what not
back to kindergarten

AOC?

Atari Freemason looks extra fine with those frecks

no amount of sex could compete with how great it is watching women get their yassy asses btfo and then harvesting all that glorious salt. True Love Waits, fuck face.

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Viserys!

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Reminder that Cersei suffered no consequences whatsoever for killing the High Septon

Reminder that a council of Lords, half of whom don't worship the seven will elect an OldGodfag to the throne

Reminder that the people of Westeros, the majority of whom follow the seven, will be forced to bow to a foreign god from a people most of the South think are savages

Reminder that D&D don't care that the people of Westeros should care about any of this

You should come over to /ptg/ on /pol/

Yea Forums = Daenerys
Reddit = Jon
Twitter = Arya
Tumblr = Sansa
Facebook = Cersei

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Based and matepilled

Thanks :)
>Cersei cunt: perfumed and made pretty
>brienne cunt: sweaty and unkempt

MEEsinday

No one at work liked the EP. Even the usually chill normie dude whose favorite character is Arya thought this episode was "they're running out of ideas".

I'm usually known as the overly critical dude who hates on everything but everyone's on board with me this time. It's really nice to have people agree with you for once. I guess I should thank this season at least for that.

24 yo uni student, so employed according to the gubmint

she cute

Same. When that happens to me in a game where I like the direction the world has gone in, I usually play someone on the other side of the world.

Although I also like to make a Targaryen king who marries 8 of his sisters and becomes immortal through the alchemist guild. No idea why, but shit's cash.

The more unhinged she gets the cuter and hotter she becomes

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/pol/ is only interesting during happenings

wut

>Bobby: "NED LET'S JOIN OUR HOUSES"
>Bobby gives Myrcella to Robb because Joff is in reserve to secure an alliance with the Reach
>Myrcella gets left behind in Winterfell while Ned takes the girls south to Winterfell with him
what changes?

my king

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what about 4channel

>you read my posts
Thanks :)
Gave up on that general before the year started and all of /pol/ really. You can’t have any real discussion anymore it’s all just retarded anime posting, reposts of the same memes, and Baker drama

>that pic
LMAO

>Yea Forums=Daenerys

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I hope to enter grad school soon
>tfw no Citadel to join

sneed

Rape Bell Queen

Eddard eats Rickon

>Cersei cunt: perfumed and made pretty
Not after euron’s pissed in it. He’s into that.

t. glowing discord tranny shareblue shill

Can I get a quick rundown on the bells meme

post yfw bells start ringing and its time to burn la***ster fucking shits

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The Seven are false idols. The Old Gods are real. They can just deal with it.

facebook is also dany, then it's perfect

>dur i dont no stuff
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_Love_Waits

it's also a breddy gud song by Radiohead

/got/ = Stannis

remember when the black outfits people were looked like they actually spent money designing and crafting them

I make 115K a year but i doesn't matter because i repeatedly blow it it on food and alcohol

Cersie would have grown a fucking pair and stopped her inbred retard of a son from killing ned instead of having him take the black to get her daughter back.

Yea Forums=euron
4channel=asha/yara
Reddit= Sam
Twitter = shae
Tumblr = osha
Facebook = hotpie

dur i dont no stuff

pfffft

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4chsn = craster

Also I suck ass at the game and can’t ever get my dynasty anywhere important so I usually just wage wars

faggot reddit niggers

I was about to post the same thing
trumpgen went to shit with the constant avatarfagging and baker attentionwhoring

I was going to say
>ytmnd = Stannis
>Newgrounds = Euron

>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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How will GoT be remembered 10 years down the road?
>political intrigue and war drama in a medieval setting
or
>DRANGONS AND ZOMBIES AND CERSEE BLOWED EM UP AND TITS AND MAGIC

>old gods are nothing but magical men who uploaded their minds into weirwood net
Makes them real but they're not gods.

holy based

>"w-Why are Stannis and my father in law saying so many meaning things about my parentage, Robb??"

How do you respond to your darling Mrycella, /got/?

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Yea Forums is Varys

absolutely based

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gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Differences_between_books_and_TV_series_-_Season_1

Remember when this sort of stuff was all we had to complain about?

>even charlie is now shitting on the show
youtube.com/watch?v=hZhJoq121hw

top fucking kek. he's literally seething

>YouTube = Tyrion
>Discord = Pycelle
>myanimelist = Jaime
>Instagram = Oberyn
this is fun

Realer than your gods, southron scum

Why is she yelling? Shes not doing anything

dany might take the throne but if drogon dies getting it she might not be able to keep it

Yea Forums is Qyburn

>Yea Forums is Varys

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>...

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Post your favorite GOT related videos.

youtu.be/y-AXuKpSGZc

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Dany wins instantly but then bells ring. The sound of bells drives Dany insane. She orders her army to rape the women and children with their spears. Jon kills Dany. Pretty legit source, most likely true.

fuck off incel

The person scheming to get his gf killed for weeks now so she could get her hands on him

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he reads all the leaks here, spoonfeeds them to normalfags and then after the episode airs they think hes a genius who figured it all out because he was right kek

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can't wait to see cersei die

do the seven ever actually do anything? it seems like the most boring faith

Those Southern scum ANDALED or BTFO every First Man in the South. Fucking bronze wielding savages. And even the savages were able to beat the shit out of the Children and their Greenseers, those "gods" are ass

Anyone remember that set worker in Croatia who claimed he brought Emilia Clarke a Diet Coke and she had a childlike tantrum because it wasn't regular coke.

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If you could tongue one asshole, whose would it be? For me, it’s lyanna

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Dragons are easily killed. Just build many ballistas and they can't do shit.

>implying that Cersei would ever allow Robert to live long enough to discover the truth about her and Jaime
Also nobody in all the 7 kingdoms gives a shit about what Stannis thinks

Hmmm... not sure if s5 is 'medium quality'. The writing really drops off a fucking cliff as soon as s4 ends. The scale of the decline was pretty astounding

cute

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Probably she heard some bells ringing.

HA!

Daenerys, right before I take her every way a man can have a women

>6 months

you are like little babby

t. NEET for over 9 years

So turn out Danyfags are the most hated on /got/ right now
strawpoll.me/17964702/r
strawpoll.me/17964702/r
strawpoll.me/17964702/r

gotta have captalism before you go to dictatorship of the proletariat, other wise you get pol pot.

She looks a lot like Daenerys.

>Ned survives AGOT and returns to the North
What changes?

I bet you deny talos is a god too you fucking thalmor low iq retard

>Based Joff hit it and quit it before the show went to shit

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>Just build many railguns
ftfy

*woman

nth for Stannis

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s1-4: Mass Effect 1-2
s5: Mass Effect 3
s5-8: Mass Effect Andromeda

>the look that saved dany

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>mfw GoT ends with a peasant rebellion

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eww they're like first cousins. My salsa wouldnt do that.... :/

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Don’t tell them that or you’re a kike shill who should go back to R*dditt instead of posting in an epic thread

What was the reason for D&D™ to make the NK battle before the Game of Thrones showdown?
Yet another group of people fighting each other is way less important than destroying the biggest threat that Westeros (or maybe even the whole Planetos) has ever seen.

Did he die a virgin

the soviet union would object to that

>ONE REALM
>ONE GOD
>ONE KING
>TRAITORS AND USURPERS WILL BEND THE KNEE OR BE DESTROYED
How does Yea Forums react?

>tfw he quit acting for good because NPCs were randomly pissed at him on the street and sent him death threats IRL
A shame, really, he had talent (at least in playing dickheads characters)

Is there a source in that gif? Surely it’s from a movie or something

>non Sansanon option
Hm rly makes me think

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s1-4: deus ex
s5: deus ex: human revolution
s6: deus ex: mankind divided
s7-8: deus ex: invisible war

That 2nd one, but add Yaass Queen

Sansa DESERVE to be raped by Ramsay a thousand times per night

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can you imagine how different things could have been if she just came back to the north with Jon as an ally, and not demanding his allegiance before agreeing to help?
and then pleaded her case to the north afterwards?
she could have had friends; she wouldn't have been totally alone
now she's going to die because she didn't understand that she wasn't worth bupkis before actually taking the throne

Exactly. /got/ should be rooting for the Iron Bank, Qyburn, Varys, the Alchemist's Guild and Littlefinger - they are Westeros' proto-bourgeoisie that will eventually transition it into a capitalist mode of production.

By the way, Hot Pie is petite-bourgeois

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A sanshafag reseted his router 50 times to vote in based Danyposters

>By the way, Hot Pie is petite-bourgeois
based

yelling is cathartic

>t. Daario

it's from Community

youtube.com/watch?v=3HJlWFvmHzs

Took an idea from the game's sub. Playing a custom corsair, Pirate King Sterling of House Archer. It's been fun. I named my valyrian steel sword Woodhouse.

uhhh.... the USSR was a state capitalist degenerated workers' state, sweetie.

>tfw the final burlington bar reaction video is just a bunch of fatties crying over plates of onion rings

Is it possible to learn this power?

You’re not gonna like it user it’s lame

Tywin married his cousin and his smile died with her, what’s your point?

>and not demanding his allegiance before agreeing to help?
She didn't though. She agreed to help Jon on the boat back then Jon decided to say she was his Queen. She even asked what about his people and he said that they'd see her for what she is. Then he went and told Cersei and everyone else that he bent the knee to Dany then went North and fucking lied that he had to bend the knee to get her allegiance which makes her seem bad. D&D are assassinating her character user, how do you not remember what happened last season

What do you want one of the prequels to cover?
What would be a good sequel?

He would have taken the black as agreed while making sure that the North and Riverlands knew the truth that Stannis was the rightful king

Not from a wagecuck

>tfw you could legit beat the shit out of everyone in /got/

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>it's a trot episode
absolutely not based
mao's gonna come for you in your sleep

>sansafags
>jonsafags
Begone

because I only watched it once and then completely blanked it from my mind

no wonder they had the imp.

Yea Forums(nel) = cia
/got/ = Stannis
/pol/ = Euron
/leftypol/ = Varys
Twitter = Dany
Tumblr = Sansa
Facebook = Arya
9gag = hotpie

How did the bar react to Missandei

s1-4: Silent Hill 1-3
s5: Silent Hill The Room
s6: Silent Hill Homecoming
s7-8: Silent Hill Downpour

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you can just vote "other" then

>redditors posting their gimpy commie memes
fuck off niggers

How could Stannis be the rightful king when Robert had two male heirs? Don't be retarded.

Is it bad that I went from hating Danny to cheering for her due to this horrible writing?

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Like you would expect.

they cheered when she told the Dany to burn down a whole city full of innocent people

NEP

we need more cuntposting

t. revisionist gravedigger of the revolution

The High Sparrow is the Mao of Westeros - trying to leapfrog from feudalism to socialism, and thus failing miserably. Cersei blowing up the sept is an allegory for state capitalism.

1st cousin? marrying your third cousin is actually scientifically BASED. 1st cousins is for semites, though. It's mong-tier and it's why the Jews are crazy.

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tyrion was fucked up because she tried to abort him and the abortifacient fucked her up

He was literally the best actor by far among the kids.

>Tywin married his cousin and his smile died with her, what’s your point?
Is it possible to repair Tywin Lannister's smile and optimism?

I actually feel bad for Dany, and I've never been a fan of hers whatsoever. She's really getting owned hard right now

No, it means you've taken the stannispill and reject D&D's bullshit

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Amazing angle, it makes her head looks normal sized

cringe

>can you imagine how different things could have been if she just came back to the north with Jon as a husband

There I fixed it for you. I mean its not like she left Essos single EXPLICITLY FOR A MARRIAGE ALLIANCE OR ANYTHING

t. joffery

I thought that it was Cersei and Jaime that were the Mad King's rape babies

she does seem kinda childlike
she's in her thirties but almost seems like a quirky teen girl

>Yea Forums=bobby b
>Yea Forums(pol)=joffrey

What is Bobby B's best quote?

hr is good fuck you

>implying they aren't projecting themselves as part fo the feudal high lord class instead of the peasant/serf class their families belonged to for most of human history

your mean posts are upsetting her

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the state was still under the control of the workers in some capacity, even if the NEP opted for some economic liberalization
>state capitalism
i want the anarchists to leave now

I miss them /got/

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I hope you're right, cause GrrM isn't getting any thinner

typical NPC uggo behaviour.
>Bad when to enslave and rape women
>Good if most of your yass queen army are literal savages who enslave and rape
No wonder GoT become so shit imagine trying to appeal and write fan service for that kinda people

you're leaving out WHY his smile and optimism became gone once he was married. He adored his wife, but the Targshit King invoked the right of Prima Nocta. He cucked Tywin to his face on their wedding night. That's where the theory that Jamie and Cersei were secret targs came from.

I don't disagree. I was tearing out my hair during season 6 at how dumb it is but rewatching it, it does have some incredible scenes and many of the best moments from the entire series. Some fucking incredible scene transitions.

youtu.be/cuCWdtK2TtU
youtu.be/HAnjLJZ8hFw

I do wonder why Dany seems to have forgotten about that

>If I'm going to rule in Westeros, I'll need to make alliances. The best way to make alliances is with marriage.

Oh yeah

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it's called grayjoy

>Kill of Littlefinger to make way for White Walker plot
>White Walkers turn out to be fairly inconsequential anyway

It's all so tiresome

which GoT girl has the best feet?

>implying
It would've been best to release books while the hype was still alive and people were hungry for anything GoT. After this shit finale, no one's gonna bother reading those books, especially not the normies who only started reading the books because of the show

That’s fucking kino dude. I want to rewatch archer but the first and only time I’ve seen it was when my ex got me to binge it with her. I don’t think I can watch it now without the sadness overtaking me :(

i can't believe they killed the nk like that
i CANNOT believe they killed the nk like that

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She deserves it.

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Why were the coolest characters thrown into the trash can the hardest?
>Stannis
>Selmy
>Littlefinger

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frog

This series really missed out on not having s smalfolk character. I mean a true smallfolk character. Davos and Gendry don't con't. Davos is a royal bastard and Gendry is a lord now. I'm talking about a peasant character that has never been anything but a peasant

I rafed.

This has never been a real theory. It’s just fringe theorists wanting more epic secret baby reveals. Tyrion is tywin’s Son; that’s the central irony to their relationship

Show me 1 (one) example of your pathetic 7 niggers being real

the freys are peasants

All that you listed and Varys

Hot Pie

Like Ros and half the nightswatch?

>slaver
>good and honorable
What did user mean by this

>Davos is a royal bastard and Gendry is a lord now.

I uh meant the reverse of that

Hah got me

aaggghhh...

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“Get the fuck out of my face, where’s your youngest brother?”

>jorah

>Davos is a royal bastard
Pardon

>This series really missed out on not having s smalfolk character
The Night's Watch was full of smallfolk. Even some big characters were smallfolk, like Hot Pie.

Davos is not a royal bastard what are you smoking?

There was the peasant the Hound stole from.

>tfw Tyrion wasn't a Targ and we never got a le epic scene of him riding a dragon
Be thankful for these small mercies, /got/

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You must first stop caring what others think of you. Most wage cucks are in their position out of peer pressure, you must learn to let that go. If all wage cucks refuse to work we can go back to simpler, comfier times. Of course first society will fall into chaos, but after that we can return to the hunter gatherer type of lifestyle, aka the natural way of living.

Then you must learn the path of the autism bux. Find your neurotic super power and focus on it, become one with it, and then go to a therapist who will guide you to freedom. Never mention the autism bux even once. That will come naturally.

Once you've achieved pure NEETdom, try to find a productive hobby that keeps you occupied. Sooner or later you will realize hedonism only makes you depressed, so you'll have to walk the line between pleasure and discipline. Nofap will keep you full of vigor and is a good start towards enlightenment. Meditation is also a must.

Good luck and God speed.

>should we make stannis have to do anything at all to beat his enemies???
>nah lets just have him throw some leeches in a fire
so glad that fucking mary sue died

They don't need to be real, but that's not gonna stop all the peasants and lords in westeros from worshiping them and decrying "King" Bran

based

So what happens if the bell leak is real, developing fucking ptsd towards bells in the second to last episode is the kind of thing even normies will meme to death

After sunday? Jaime

True, nice point

We will never get the Jaime/Azor Ahai we truly deserved.

youtube.com/watch?v=R1fsTYP-N0s

>Jorah
>slaver
>also committed treason against Dany
>good and honorable
What did user mean by this

karl tanner the legend from gin alley

Are you talking about Dany? Yeah, pretty fucked up how she says she's the breaker of chains but profits from slavery. What a world.

What is the Ireland of Westeros?

>autism bux
What?

slavery is honorable
dany was a stupid fag until this season

Did you forget the entire Battle of Blackwater? If not for The Reach Stannis even with half his army slain by Wildfire and the Lannisters, likely still would have pushed KL, esp if neither had shown up. Stannis would have been King right then and there if not for for what happened with Robb/Tywin and all those shenanigans.

probably, but maybe they aren't
I can't even finish typing that because everything points to them definitely being complete retards

Bell ending is best ending

The Riverlands - wet, flat country that is (rightly) frequently invaded and oppressed.

FOOKIN LEGEND NEVER DIES

There is no hope for you, return to the wagies

I've said this before but I don't think the bells act as some insanity trigger. It's just Dany getting angry as fuck that the Lannisters dare to think they can surrender and she'll just stop after she's lost all this shit and her dragons and best friend getting here. That's insolent and she's not taking that shit, she'll stop when she's done, not when they surrender

Lurk moar my young padawan

>mfw part of Riverlands Republican Army

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If leaks are true, what the fuck was even the point of Jon and D&D meta saying that Jon's semen would beat the curse and knock her up

Good taste, I didn't include Varys because he's still alive but he's the only character I like left.
Also Qyburn has grown on me and I was a Jorahfag.

So tracing all the shows events back to that event, stannis only lost because Tywin showed up and Tywin showed up because he didn’t successfully cross into the river lands so he was able to hear he was needed ASAP.

In other words, season 8 is all fucking soimure’s fault

if you're looking for a Titus Pullo or Lucius Vorenus, the best you got was Ros

>leads a charge against a hostile city
>doesn't die when reinforcements show up
yawn, wow, he just miraculously survives for no reason

>profited from slavery
>because she was the wife of a Khal where she doesn't really hold power
What did user mean by this

>forcing men, women and their children into perpetual forced servitude is honorable
What did user mean by this

>(rightly)

OUT YE BLACK AND TANS COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN

I thought that was a Benelux stand in

The only reason Jorah ever sold slaves was out of love, it was something he didn't want to do, but was ultimately pressured into it by his bitch of a wife. Also lets be fair with Jorah on the treason, he joined with Drogo and met Viserys in the first place to get information on him and Dany, sure he kept some tabs after that, but he quickly turned around, everything after that was pure good and honor.

Jorah is a terrible person, a weak fighter, and a shit human in most cases, but love drives him, especially when its an actual pure love, maybe not romantic, but pure, that he and Dany ultimately ended up having. Remember for some love is the death of duty, and for others, love is the spark of duty. Lynesse was his death, just as Missandei's is Grey Worm's, Dany was his spark. Regardless of what you think of Jorah prior to meeting Dany, he definitely deserves to be called Ser afterwards.

Aaron roger cameo. Google it.

I’m trying to learn now why can’t you just tell me :( you mean like making money off a hobby you have? Like making your own music and selling albums or learning to code and doing freelance work?
>commanders have to die in battle
Retard

Subverting expectations. Same with Jorah saying Jon could pass on Longclaw to his kids

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man you really are stupid

there's literally ntohing wrong with capturing poachers on your land and selling them into slavery

>so close to those 7's
should have struck true, Dabid

In the books Salador (I think that's how you spell it) was waiting with his ships, Stannis' own men forcibly retreated him back to them when the Tyrells/Lannisters showed up. I mean its a common tactic to get the Leader/King out of there immediately if the tables turn.

Disability benefits. When society deems your autism terminal and accepts you are incapable of supporting yourself they give you money.

I miss him more every day

Reminder that even to his death Jorah remained a cuck, his legal wife is still some Lys dude's concubine

retarded commanders die in battle and personally leading a charge against a city is something only a retarded commander would do. Face it, he's a mary sue.

lurk for at least two years before posting

>weak fighter
>conquers the fighting pits of meereen
>captures yunkai with a eunuch and a faggot

new thread:

BRITONS STRIKE HOME

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It's more like medieval northern france, except Gurm made it a shithole full of weak shits instead of a chivalric power-house

Well there is, there are laws in the Seven Kingdoms. I love Jorah but the only reason they were sold was for Lynesse' bitch ass. Otherwise they'd be sent to the wall and Jorah wouldn't get anything out of it other than honor.

Jorah wasn't wrong in what he did, but he was doing it illegally. Kinda like Jorah smoked some weed I guess.

>profited from slavery

When she allowed people to sell themselves and taxed them for it.
When she was gifted "servants" (slaves) by Illyrio.
When she was okay with slaves her husband acquired, on his path to get her closer to the throne.

>pirate captain lends him an entire fleet for no reason
he did it twice even. Like, christ, did stannis ever have to do anything?

He was hired second time

I’ve been in this site for years what are autism bucks reeeeee

>iron bank gives him an enormous loan for no reason
mary sue

/pol/ is Cersei, Tywin
/g/ is Qyburn
Yea Forums is Podrick (have sex)
Tumblr is Danny
Reddit is Jon Snow
Liveleak is Varys
Pornhub (and comments) is Tyrion
Faceberg is Little Finger

And that's what is good about Jorah in the later seasons, the only character to benefit. He lets go. He knows Dany wont love him that way, he's let go of Lynesse, he just wants Dany to be happy and alive and queen. It's a pure love, props to him, he went down protecting his Lady till the end. Jorah cuck or not, was a man.
I said Jorah without love. His greatest accomplishment that had nothing to do with love was storming the Pyke with Thoros. With Lynesse it was beating some famous men in a jousting tournament and stalemating Jaime 9 times. With Dany he might as well have been an unstoppable killing machine nearly.

Poor Jorah thought his sword would go to Dany's kid. Too bad it's going to kill her and they'll make the future Sansa Stark's children happy with their wolfy sword.

Cersei defaulted on her loan, the iron bank has a history of funding rebellions against people who refuse to cough up

Autism bux = welfare for those who are incapable of having a job. To be fair I am pretty incapable of doing so because of my crippling existential angst, paranoia and schizoid personality. I just don't like being around people.

>Like making your own music and selling albums or learning to code and doing freelance work?

I am trying to earn money making music, but so far I haven't done so because I have like zero reputation. Mostly because I don't have any social media, or maybe because I just suck or whatever.

He was paid both times, the second time far more. The first he took a paycut since he was Davos' friend.
The Iron Bank gave him a loan because the current state of Westeros is a disaster and he really does realistically have the best claim as of that point, he could get the army, get the allies, etc. In the books who knows where his story is going, probably dead, but it's gonna be way different.

Invisible War is low key fun though.

trips don't lie

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>welfare for schizoid
I just got told to suck it up and get a STEM degree

>cersei just happens to default on her loan
could things get any easier for stannis?

>When she was gifted "servants" (slaves) by Illyrio.
>When she was okay with slaves her husband acquired, on his path to get her closer to the throne.
You mean things she can't really reject especially as the wife of Drogo where she has no real power

>When she allowed people to sell themselves and taxed them for it.
You mean under a contract to be renewed every year and where she hears each case and can judge the benefit and treatment

Pretty sure these trips banished you user

If it had continued Robert would have done the same likely, so would Joffrey. Tywin/Tommen/Stannis were about the only ones who wouldn't at that point, and Tywin is dead and Tommen ruled by his mother.

>Cersei defaulted on her loan
huh? She paid it back in full ahead of time with all the gold that they pillaged from Highgarden. Randyll made a point of mentioning that it made it into King's Landing before Danny struck. Cersei also had a scene with the banker Jew where he was basically thirsty to give them another loan for whatever (as soon as the gold arrives)

He's talking about when Stannis was alive and he went to the Iron Bank, she had defaulted before that.

Keep up darling, we are talking about seasons ago before the tyrells stepped in and started paying interest for her.

Not counting Stannis/Davos because I know most of us would say that.

Who alive currently in the books would be the best fit for King/Queen?

Yeah but I also have those other things and stuff.
I've been paranoid about the end of the world for nearly 10 years. Every time I forget about it I get a dream about the apocalypse to remind me of my mortality and the fragility of society. I want it to happen now just to get it over with. Hopefully that asteroid that's supposed to hit us (according to /pol/ and /x/) on the 25th of May is 4realz

sorry, i was actually in the thread that isn't dying

Proofs?

user, the end of the world isn't happening any time soon, those are just dreams, they're meant to tell you stuff from your subconscious, not be predictors of the future, even though I feel a lot of people have those at times, usually very basic events. Either way, the world is gonna be here for a long time, as are humans, at least after we're both long gone from this world.

You're mortal yes, society is fragile yes, but there is also a lot of strength in society and beauty in mortality, its just a matter of finding those needles in a haystack, its about finding your Dany Jorah.

Olenna probably. Dany would be good only if Jorah/Barristan live, they can reign her in pretty easily and control her temper for the most part.

what the fuck is a cockle anyway?

>implying I'm not stupid enough to think my dreams can predict the future

Also if it's not the literal apocalypse it will be the economy. If not the economy World War 3, but probably both. Society keeps getting weirder and weirder and I think we've got a new Hitler coming because I feel like people are getting sick of this gay earth.

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The things that live in the most iconic symmetrical half-seashells

Things will continue the exact same, we'll have some better tech, more trannies and gays, and more drugs, but otherwise it's gonna be about the same. Just more high trannies/traps. Pretty much the only difference, maybe they'll have a augmented arm too, I don't know.
Its a type of mollusk.

>and more drugs
Except antibiotics :D

>what the fuck is a cockle anyway?
a Yea Forums poster that gets married.

> but otherwise it's gonna be about the same

NOOO IT'S GOT TO CHANGE I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
I WOULD GLADLY DIE IN A LAKE OF FIRE SO LONG AS THE SINNERS WILL SUFFER WITH ME

that's life man, history repeats itself, we're in the greek/roman days now. the height of an empire high off its own ego

>ned heads to castle black
>reunites with jon
>ned tells him he's aegon
>doesn't fucking matter since his watch has begun
>he gets chummy with maester aemon
>jon becomes the new maester of castle black to carry on his grandpappy's legacy

>history repeats itself
I really wish this wasn't the case.
Perhaps it's got to be like this because earth is a school for young souls or something.

No way source???

Its like this because we're dipshits who don't about changing. Same shit, different tech, because maybe technology will save us, rather than us growing the fuck up.

oh i just had a look online, i always knew them as "bait molluscs". do people actually eat them?

Technology has only enslaved us so far, I don't see how it can liberate us.

Plenty of people do, they're basically just oysters/clams. All the same type of animal/food.

Also you shouldn't have to ask if people eat them, people will eat rat testicles if you say it tastes good, or tapeworms, hell some people eat toothpaste and shag carpet. People will eat anything if their brain says it tastes good.

it happened to Persia, it happened to Rome, it'll happpen to us.

It liberates us from having to do shit, just sit on your ass in a virtual world or become a cyborg who is an immortal machine, at either point who cares, life is meaningless, but its also whatever you want it to be, just live it away inside VR/AR.

It's already happening to the US and EU. China will likely become the next true Empire of the World. The Pooh Dynasty.

>you're leaving out WHY his smile and optimism became gone once he was married
His smile was gone once she died, not once he got married. During his married life he was observed to have smiled on at least three(3) separate occasions.

India supahpowah when?

when they invent indoor plumbing

There's nothing sadder than a human who believes life is meaningless imo. Don't you believe in life after death? I could see why you would think life is meaningless if you think materialism is truth.

>3 separate occassions
>Cersei and Jaime's Birth
>Tyrion's Birth (before he saw the monstrosity)
Her death

It's been fun. I often struggle to roleplay my characters, so having an existing character in mind has helped me a lot with that.

>he doesn't know
R+L actually = Davos

>forms designated shitting countries

cringe

The marriage system in the mod makes things tricky, for sure.

When they catch up with the rest of the world.
I do, but I'm going to hell regardless at this point, so I might as well take solace in the only life I have at this point and live it to be happy, if that means you have to say fuck the real world, so be it. Either that or I'm coming back as like a beetle or fly or some stupid shit.

and once when arya was his water bitch

For those that have read more of the side stories, does it give an explanation to why the Gods are at odds or take specific people as followers? I know they're Lovecraftian, but does it actually explain more about them other than that fact, or no?

> but I'm going to hell regardless at this point

Why?

Because of TARG FUCKIN SHITS

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