Who was in the wrong here?

>the power of the reich
>in the palm of my hands

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>"Are you telling me, that I tore my best costume... for 2 italians? WHY?!!!"

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>caption marvel zooms in killing a woman and blinding a man on the train. Everywan is gaped but she stares at the Spiderman. She zooms close to him and pushes him down onto a seat crushing a man beanth him. She stars taking off her cloths which is easy because she is flat as a board and a second later she is nuded. Spider man and all the passenger are in awe except for the one passenger who was blinded she is crying in the background. Caption marvel rips spider boys crotch open, Spiderman web is full, she mounts him and grinds on spider boys web shooter, this goes on for hours, until Spiderman shoots his last web and caption marvel is more cum than caption marvel. Spider boy falls limp and stares into nothing as the dead man they just had sex on twitched it last twitch the end

Sam Raimi for damaging an otherwise great movie by having the villain be a good guy who was mind controlled by his robot arms.

God these first two spiderman movies were so great. I fucking miss Raimi doing capeshit.

3 was pretty good apart from being a bit of a villain clusterfuck, doesn't really hold a candle to 1 and 2 but it was still a pretty decent capeshit movie, easier to follow than anything marvel has put out this presidential term

>Rose tinted Raimi goggles
fuck off Raimis movies have been objectively obliterated by the MCU and anyone who still holds them on a pedestal to the top MCU movies are deluding themselves

The only superhero I give a squeaky shit about is Spidey and he's been utterly fucking ruined because of his involvement with the Thanus cancer, I like Holland as Peter but they introduced "friendly neighborhood spider-man" by sending him to fucking space to fight a purple WoW Orc.

He was a bit of ahead of his time with constant dog whistle calls for race war though.

YEAH BECAUSE SPIDER-MAN HAS NEVER EVER EVER BEEN INTO SPACE IN THE COMICS NOOO NEVER

Never during his literal first appearance in a series you sperg, how did you miss that?

lmao comics are fucking gay, retard

DUUHHH WE NEED DA ORIDBIN DORY OMG LEB GED UNBCLE BEN MUBDED ABAIN ND DEN HE SWIN ROUN NEW YOOOOOOOORK DUHHHHHHHHHH

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if a Yea Forums poster was spiderman and despite that they were still deeply insecure and let people die over minor slights

I never asked for an origin story, I want to see Spider-Man in his prime doing cool Spider-Man related shit and not as part of something where he battles literal god-tier strength villains, loses his innocence and now fighting shit like the Rhino, Goblin, Shocker and shit will all be so underwhelming compared to nutsack face.

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HIS WHOLE STORY IS ABOUT HIM LOSING HIS INNOCENCE YOU FUCK YOU KNOW UNCLE BEN??? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT ANYMORE THE 2000S ARE GONE THE RAIMI MOVIES ARE DONE MOVE ON

He went to space in his third appearance, not his first.

Actually if we're being fair Spider-Man does save an astronaut re-entering the Earth's atmosphere by repairing his capsule in the very first issue of Amazing Spider-Man

imagine having loyalty to either site
or lotta loyalty for an unpaid shitposter

Oh SHIT

I'm an old man now and I'm too elderly to handle the average capeshit movie. Too many characters, too much going on, too loud.
I look back on Spiderman 1 and 2 as a throwback to the good ol' days. The heroes and villains were simpler then. It was all just more wholesome and comfy.

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cosmic combat and saving human beings on and around Earth aren't fairly comparable
>Spider-Man is normally a quippy little fag who uses jokes and shit to cover up his actual negative emotions
>he's literally shown whining like a bitch about Iron-Man for a third of the new trailer
Civil War doesn't really count since it was a cameo more than anything, Homecoming I'll give you though, still ruined what I enjoy about the character VERY fast

>he's literally shown whining like a bitch about Iron-Man for a third of the new trailer
Wow oh man someone is in grief over losing a mentor and a father figure hmmm I wonder what kind of Spider-Man media has portrayed that before?

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>Civil War doesn't really count since it was a cameo more than anything
If you're not counting Civil War you can't count Infinity war considering he had more screen time in CW

>gets 2 and a half movies of being the normal character not tied to intergalactic space war fallout
Even if I don't make the point about him whining and shit, the battle of New York was still a huge plot point in homecoming, he isn't even in regular New York, he's in "Avengers Wuz Here" New York.

>Spidey out

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The Infinity war movies had a huge impact on his character though, nothing really comes of CW seeing as it was established that he knew Iron-Man prior to that movie happening

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What do you mean know? Everyone knows Iron-Man he's a fucking celebrity. Civil War does a lot for his character

I mean in Homecoming you see that he meets Tony Stark and gets the suit and some mentoring before CW happens

Yes retard, Spider-Man was never ever supposed to be a hero by himself he lives in a world with heroes in the comics one of the first big storylines in Spider-man comics is him desperately trying to join the fantastic four

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No you don't? You see him being dropped off after Germany

Maybe I'll have to rewatch it but I distinctly remember Tony giving him the suit that he then goes on to use in CW

there you go. He's given the CW/Homecoming suit in the hotel in germany
youtube.com/watch?v=9lQXs5illS0

In that clip you see that Tony has also met May so I guess I'm kind of right? I'm sure that they knew each other personally before CW.

Yes he met May when he recruited Spider-Man IN civil war

youtube.com/watch?v=oCkUyjaZuNI

user, Civil War is when Tony meets Peter. The beginning of Homecoming is his blog about prepping for the fight with CA

you wanna get to him you gotta go through me, cocksucka
kick that fucking octopuss, Lee

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you are out of your fucking mind

>the absolute state of zoomers

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Aunt May FINE as a motherfucker

>boomers can't let go of the past
how sad