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What'll be his reaction when Dany dies?
how do red priests get their cheat codes
/emilia/
SHAT
THEY'VE RUINED A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE, AND NOW THEY'RE GONNA MAKE STAR WARS EVEN WORSE SHIT THAN IT ALREADY IS
who the fuck knows, it doesn't matter anymore since the great threat is defeated remember?
TARGARYEN FUCKING SHIT
good, i hope they ruin star wars into the ground
he's take a cyanide pill
>kills the Varys is a merman theory
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING IN ASSHAI HERR FATMAN
Ignore all Sansafags. Hide their posts. /got/ recognizes one and only one QWEEN and that is Dany. Sansanons feel free to reply and get ignored, stay irrelevant
>EVEN WORSE SHIT THAN IT ALREADY IS
Once something reaches "irredeemable trash" it cannot go worse because it has no value.
How does the bot come with other names of characters by just you mentioning some of them?
>mfw Dany gets BTFO by Jon
I've waited years to see this bitch finally die.
>Hurry my queen! Hop on my back!
imagine devoting your life to analyzing every letter of B-list fantasy schlock.
i cant stop laughing
what is dead may never die, friend
the Robert's rebellion show is going to show Robert as a complete unlikable asshole and Rhaegar as completely good dude, who probably would have been one of the best kings westeros ever had if he ever had the chance
the animated version is even funnier
i will rate episode 1/10 on IMDB
Star wars is a containment franchise for Hollywoods worst now.
Welcome to the future, Skynet says hello
Goddamn I was hoping for a Kraken.
"I'll put a prince in your belly."
"She's coming for you."
I was hoping D&D would make Euron the endgame threat he obviously fucking is. You think Dany going insane is cool? If George doesn't die we're gonna get Krakens vs Dragons vs White Walkers probably with Dany dying shamefully somewhere before the climax.
Fuck D&D for including my guy in the show and somehow making all the cool shit he does just seem lucky and chadpilled.
There are 2 episodes left?
>shit dude, you've only got 3 CON
REMOVE DRAGON remove dragon you are worst targ. you are the targ idiot you are the targ smell. return to pentos. to our targ cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo....ahahahaha ,lannister we will never forgeve you. goldcloak rascal FUck but fuck asshole targ stink lannister sqhipere shqipare..targ genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead targ..ahahahahahLANNISTER WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget red wedding .wildlings we kill the king , wildlings return to your precious north....hahahahaha idiot targ and lannister smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE DRAGON FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught
north+riverlands+stormlands+dorne=kill lannister...you will red wedding/stannis alive in stormlands, stannis making album of stormlands . fast rap stannis stormlands. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of stannis... you are ppoor stink targ... you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
stannis alive numbr one #1 in stormlands ....fuck the lannister,..FUCKk ashol targs no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and house. stannis aliv and real strong wizard kill all the targ farm aminal with rap magic now we the baratheon rule .ape of the zoo king aerys targaryan fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and lannister wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. baratheon greattst house
i used to ship Tyrion and Bronn, but Varys is growing on me
I hate that faggot Bran
Ring ring ding dong ding-a-ling, motherfucker.
The only thing that matters is family. Only family lives on forever. REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU KILL EACH OTHER, ENDING THE FAMILY LINE FOREVER, YOU FUCKS
Euron is going to burn and die on his boat and be forgotten immediately
#
That's not what I'm saying at all you total brainlet. The NK's death was poorly written, it had nothing to do with my opinion of the character. They hyped up a villain for 8 years only for him to die in 2 seconds without putting up a fight. And character deaths is part of what set GoT apart from everything else, it wasn't afraid to fuck with the audience and kill people like Ned or Robb. The show has lost its ruthlessness. You can't just make a show great then take away what made it that way. I didn't knock on the show for killing people I liked as long as it was in a well-written way.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>tfw no Ygritte wife
>tfw will never get to ask her to do the wildling accent in bed
I've been shipping Dany and that manticore from season 1. I'm convinced she uses its corpse as a vibrator.
Remember all that weird lore about clammy space rocks falling from the sky and making men worship Outer Gods? How that worship was so evil that the last time it happened in recorded history (in Yi Ti) it triggered the Long Night?
Every single stone of Asshai is made from that shit. And Asshai is so old that no written record, even in Essos, exists of its founding. It's simply always been there.
Does anyone doubt that it's a coincidence that the Shadow Lands are a hellhole of tainted land, demons, haunted ghost cities, and human sacrifice?
WHY is this allowed?
Sooooo grrm sets up how dragons are binded and loyal to their riders and great battles in the skies were fought between dragon riders so you would think Jon would have rhaegal and drogon would be danys, set up an interesting struggle doesn't it? But noooo in the show we get Jon saying "nah he's gotta heal I'll take my horse" and they just kill rhaegal off with a magic ballista so fucking disappointing then Jon just teleports to dragonstone next episode anyway
THANKS FOR RUINING THE SERIES D&D - BRAVO
BRAAAAAAAAAVO!
THERE WERE SEVERAL DISAPPOINTING SEASONS BUT THIS ONE TAKES THE CROWN AS THE WORST SINCE THERE IS NO CHANCE TO FIX THE PLOT AT THIS POINT
I'M ONLY WATCHING THIS PILE OF SHIT SEASON FOR CLOSURE
BY THE WAY, SANSA WILL GET THE THRONE
SCREENSHOT THIS
based Russians
I need more of these
First for Stannis
Is Naath the Wakanda of Planetos?
How mad will C O P E Danyfags be when the rape bells start ringing?
>tfw the bells will probably just be background noise
These leaks could be authentic. It’s possible. It’s also possible that these posts are part of a plot by HBO to spread disinformation and allow our expectations to be subverted.
too skinny
book Euron has evil wizard king written all over him
>pirate fleet crewed by mutes
>rules kingdom of the most hated people on Westeros
>valyrian steel armor
>drinks LSD juice for visions
>visited Valyria and lived
>planning to become Cthulhu in a massive human sacrifice
>has dragon horn and going to bind a dragon to his will
CLANG
CLANG
CLANG
PULL MY DRAGON TRIGGER
How will the Burlington Bar react to Dany's death?
>who probably would have been one of the best kings westeros ever had if he ever had the chance
But this is unironically true. Rhaegar would have been a 12/10 king.
>wildling accent
bruh, that's how she normally talks
Elaborate
Rhaegar is gonna be a lot like robb stark: Good leader, good dude, good fighter
Makes a retard decision that get him killed and nearly destroys his house
Oh man I have to see that. Fuck Daenerys and fuck Danyfags.
>tfw you end your millennia long dynasty just to make daddy mad
i know D&D are retarded, but bells making Dany go crazy is far beyond shit
this awfulness of the show is making me racist against the jews, hate hollywood, and despise the general population that eat this shit up
the things we do for love
What is /got/'s favourite anime?
DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG
>happily married
>passes out with russian hooker
Expect at least one suicide
She's thickened up since the show senpai.
With even more fake crying
I thought the maesters grand conspiracy underground network hiding secrets and glass candles but according to the show they're just lol grumpy men who shit?
LOGH
>"Nuh," Ned said to Arthur Dayne, "now it ends."
>Bane had not heard that, nor the other five before, when they arrived at the top of the mountain.
>"It'll be a long and winding path to get through the forest," the hobgoblin said. He stopped at the top of the stone stair, and his attention was drawn to the three-foot cliff edge near where Ned stood beside him. "There's a place where the road will end."
>Ned frowned. "I don't think it is the proper place." He nodded to the hobgoblin with the most experience of the group, before making his way back down the stone path.
>The hobgoblin turned back to face the direction he led the group to the summit of, looking out toward a large clearing.
>"What the hell is going on down there, boy?" Robin asked, after they had passed the opening down the path that led to the cliff edge. (Chapter 28)
Not before Burlington Bar screams YAAAAAAAAAS tho
more your speed?
gods this is great. Someone make varys trip to Mereene to Dorne back to Mereene then into the narrow sea in like 2 episodes.
bersrk
I hope the leaker is 100% correct and it really is just the sound of the bells itself that turns Dany into an unstoppable murderrape machine. Hipster bar head explosions will be fucking hilarious.
Gurren Lagann is my personal favorite.
Armored Trooper Votoms
Is her first name Fat and middle name Walda?
what`s everyones deal with this?
Used to be some hoofer, poor thing.
when the cicadas cry (but not season 2, fuck that)
Post yfw jaime gets told about the letter that says rhaegal got btfo so he waits until night then leaves winterfell on horse and he still arrives in king’s landing in time to get killed
YAAAAS KWEEEEN RAAAAAAPE REEEAAP RAAAPE KWEEEN YAAAS
Rose Leslie arrives at her unique personal fashion aesthetic by sneaking into offices at night, getting tangled in the HVAC duct work, and crashing through the drop ceiling.
I get what your're saying but I doubt they're smart enough to pull something like that
What is Jaime going to do in the next 2 episodes?
where is uncensored
What are you guys going to do with your 1,000 gold dragons when Jaime becomes king?
Just turn off your mind bro
>Just turn off your mind bro
Their trilogy will be better than the JJ/Rian trilogy
teleport
bitch, the archer winning Ned's tourney would have made 40k gd. just think of the for a moment
Kills Euron, dies with Cersei
fuck cersei
What, really? I need to put on subtitles to know what Ygritte is saying when she's on screen. How does anyone understand her in real life?
>when Jaime becomes king
Is he still technically part of the Kingsguard at this point?
you need to go back retard...
GITS:SAC
Correct answer
I don’t think so
In that awful Bronn scene does he tell Jaime and Tyrion that Cersei hired him? Why the fuck would Jaime try to save her after that?
>just think of the for a moment
Yeah, we already know LF can't piss money away fast enough to cause more chaos
Honestly, if Jaime doesn't stab Cersei in the back, GoT will probably be the worst show I've ever watched.
Do smallfolk get married?
Ding Dong
LOVE
DANY FOREVER!!!!!
/GoT/ is a dany general now
That's rich. Your queen of feminism is for Reddit, Twitter and Tumblr.
dude i forgot about this holy shit
Muh sister addiction, according to dabid on the aftershow
what is this face meant to convey?
Will Drogon live to see the end of the show?
JoJo
because they want the scene where it's not clear if jaime is on cersei's side but betrays her, even though everyone already knows he's going to betray her
at the same time, they wanted a scene where bronn does something cool like threaten the lannisters with a crossbow, even though logically that should have signed his death warrant right there. he should be dead before he reaches the next door handle after he leaves that room
what did Jaime mean by this?
Realistically, what can be done to save the show by now
get ready kid
jon has had enough of danys quips about his height
Pokemon
Dragons are going to die leaving the world without magic along with the last targs
Fuck Dany, fuck Jannies, and fuck Danyfags.
You don't understand. If chink Jaime becomes king, every peasant in the Kingdom gets 1,000 gold dragons every month.
What would Jaime do if Cersei was actually faithful to Robert?
The only good TARGARYEN is a dead one.
Yes, Ramsey exist because the Roose got to Loose with some thot that got married without his okay.
judging by the pixellation, does Kit have a big black bush down there?
he's lying. she's posh irl
Based. Ours is the fury.
he doesn’t betray her dude, he goes back to her because of tru luv
>When Jaime shows up to try to get Cersei out of the city, she has this speech about just wanting the baby to survive. Jaime tells her that the baby never mattered, that only she mattered, that only they mattered. That's when they die together.
lmao
DRACARYS
Mob Psycho, but this guy has got some good taste.
whore
What is even the story here?
could be or could be shadow fucker +/- his balls
When's Varys going to use that fucking wizard he captured in season 3?
There is no Kingsguard anymore, just as there's no small council, grand maester, master of coin, etc. Kings Landing is just Cersei, Euron, Qyburn, the Mountain and a bunch of CGI troops.
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Yeah, true. D&D genuinely don't give a fuck anymore.
THEY'LL REMAKE LORD OF THE RINGS NEXT AND RUIN THAT AS WELL.
>What's the captured wizard for?
torture. imagine having your mouth sewn-shut but having to cough really, really bad
Isn't she royalty? She and Big Suze can get it in their posh fannies.
joffrey seems like such a distant memory now
based
Either the writers really don't give a shit about character development or Jamie is planning on killing her
i want a game set in westeros now
That nigger finish the Ashara fic yet?
Some russian slut hooked up with kit, they did coke, fucked, he passed out, she took pics. Don’t think he was married yet but he was engaged
lmao he is giving it 200% when it needs to be about 60
Alright, she is pretty cute IRL. I wasn't digging her in the show, but she cleans up well. Other photos of her and Kit, she looks stylish as fuck.
So I just checked the episode, and I'm not sure, but I think the guy on the right (standing behind the bloke with the torch, with ... I wanna say a hat??? how do you call those again? ) might be our dude after all
Seems like those images need upgrading after all (if you agree it's him)
at 3:47 into the episode - at least for the version I downloaded -
Why was she so autistic, bros?
I hope he was lying to Brienne and will kill Cersei, but you can't tell what dumb shit D&D will do for SUBVERSION
nah, dany going crazy will happen in the books it's just comedically rushed in the show
THE EAGLES
FLY INTO MORDOR
AND DROP THE RING IN
2 HOURS AND 30 MINUTES INTO THE THIRD MOVIE
>~~Either~~ the writers really don't give a shit about character development ~~or Jamie is planning on killing her~~
but Sansha is literally tumblr incarnate u faggot
black lagoon
I heard someone was talking shit about targaryens
Whatever's the Targ fucking shits equivalent of childbirth PTSD
Don't you dare talk bad about Tolkien
Imagine perfectly setting up a dynasty only for your kids to ruin literally everything
People also blew the bell part out of proportion, one leaker mentioned something about bells and everyone just ran with it.
you take that back
Anyone got the Jon Snow master ruseman webm?
varys paid the iron price
Post yfw George dies before finishing dunk and egg and we never learn what the fuck happened at Summerhall
They don’t give a shit
Daenerys "YAAAS QUEEN SLAY" Targaryen is still a poster girl of feminism.
*throws boulder at*
sorry i meant an open world rpg set in westeros
>rang with it
ftfy
Do Ironborn nobles ever marry non-ironborn women?
*refuses to break* so this is the power of outlaw shits
That's right. Ours is the fury!
Jaime is actually going back to Cersei because of TWU WUV in all the leaks and in some, Tyrion betrays everyone for Cersei or is still working for her, too. Makes no fucking sense. She tries to kill them, they sacrifice their lives after backstabbing everyone else for Cersei. Why?
dabid’s justification is jaime is an addict and cersei is his heroin
have you seen Shansha's new movie's trailer. That is a total tumblr triggered movie
why did Maester Aemon die before getting to meet Dany?
kill yourself
only the salty way
Like the mount and blade mod?
old nigga
Cersei pussy is top tier
Rent free
Because muh family
>*refuses to break*
wait a sec, that's not how it went >:-(
Yeah, Harlaw The Reader young relative is even a knight
I support Dany because she's beautiful.
they wanted so much to be breaking bad
It's so stupid. Cersei quite literally hired someone to kill Jaime. They're gonna piss away hs 5 year long redemption arc for such a dumb reason.
They'll probably Riot, I want to see the police beating them up
Cersei's cunt juice is like heroin
cersei cunt: stretched like rubber by 3kids, full of pirate jizz
THE WAR FOR CERSEI’S CUNT
one could say that she's got the bad poosey
I want to be enslaved by Lena Headey's cunt
Yeah i think its him, he's also listed on imdb for episode 4
A FINGER IN THE BUM
Tyrion said he never bets against his family back in season 1
it was foreshadowed just like Arya killing the night sting
Speaking of Cerseis cunt, if she was fucking lancel and moonboy on the sly isn't there a chance that her kids aren't even Jamies then?
I just realized something. Rhaegar Targaryen was a fucking moron. And it is quite apparent after episode 3. Him running off with Lyanna was one of the stupidest things anyone could have done. It led to every modern conflict that westeros had to suffer through. Lyanna was an idiot too, for not leaving a note behind, saying something like: Fuck Bobby B, I'm running off with Rhaegar. Instead she makes it look like she was kidnapped, prompting her family to confront the mad king about his son stealing their kin. And Rhaegar was an idiot because he threw his house and Dorne under the bus. Such a careless and cruel thing to do (especially for a so called 'man of the people'). If he did it with only love for Lyanna in mind, then he was more destructive and caused more death and damage to the realms of men, than the white walkers managed to do. But some people will insist that it was the necessary thing to do, since he wanted to fulfill the Azor Ahai prophecy and save the world from the WW. And even that is a shitty excuse, because Well, Jon didn't save a damn thing. Arya saved the world and Jon was just kinda there. So Rhaegar's decision to fuck over the entire 7 kingdoms for two decades, was a fucking stupid and useless move, no matter his motivations.
I know all the blame lies on D&D, but within the shows context, is Rhaegar the worst character ever?
cute and deserves hugs
Cersei looks like a tranny with her jawline and cheekbones.
she's kinda ugly tho
He can't keep getting away with it.
jaime has been pounding cersei since they were kids no wonder robert had no interest in those stretchy roastie flaps
joffrey
HOW? HOW? HOW? EVERY DECISION SHE'S MADE IS AWFUL. EVERY SINGLE FORK IN THE ROAD SHE'S COME TO, SHE'S CHOSEN THE WORST POSSIBLE PATH. AND OTHER PEOPLE HAVE HAD TO PAY WITH BLOOD FOR HER RETARDED MISTAKES. EVERYTHING SHE HAS NOW HAS BEEN GIVEN TO HER, NOT EARNED. NOT A SINGLE FUCKING THING. BECAUSE OF HER FAMILY, BECAUSE OF WHO HER FATHER WAS, NOT ANYTHING SHE'S DONE IN PARTICULAR. THIS IS THE WOMAN YOU IDOLIZE? THIS NINCOMPOOP. THIS JACKASS. THIS WASTE OF SPACE AND OXYGEN, WHO THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITH SEEING DEAD? YOU THINK SHE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF FEMALE EMPOWERMENT? BECAUSE SHE LOOKS PRETTY AND ORDERS MORE CAPABLE PEOPLE TO DO THINGS WHILE SHE WAITS IN THE BACK?
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
Margaery's cunt is more manipulative DESU
it’s a fucking waste
He's the Warrior incarnated so he can, fuck the heathens that say the Seven don't exist
Unironically: tumblr is full-on for Sansa. For the core tumblrites, Sansa is the only character they care about and they hate Dany because "shipping" and wanting Sansa and Jon to get married. They even used to hate Arya, still don't like her much but as long as she's a big Sansa supporter they're okay with her. I like Sansa by the way, but tumblr = Sansa, normies = Arya and Tyrion.
looks like the kind of girl who'd read all 5 books in a weekend among her 7 cats not realizing how fuckable she is because she has some kind of weird toe fungus that keeps her antisocial
>I wanna say a hat??? how do you call those again?
A shako.
he is a targ, they are all tards
Good to now the eternal soldier is still kicking around
I expect him in Jon's host next episode then, hopefully
There's 2 episodes left. Will anyone call Jon Aegon Targaryen out loud?
this is eerily accurate
Boy that looks great
>perfectly set up a dynasty
>deliberately antagonize the only one of your children who is actually competent and could maintain your dynasty
People think tywin shitting to death on the toilet is a tragedy because theyre too dumb to recognize nemesis when they see it. Nemesis always comes after hubris.
>Be woman
>Be in a position of control
That's all it takes
How much longer until this shit finally ends?
What are the biggest differences between A Song of Ice and Fire books and the GOT TV series?
Didn't GRRM supervise S8 and tell D&D the ending?
thanks lad
You have the wrong idea. I agree with you. I said she was a poster girl for feminism as an insult, not a compliment.
Why didn't Jon fuck her pain away bros?
based
the show needs more recurring background characters
10 fucking days
that midge is going to get his punishment soon
nope, its been fanfiction since season Sand snek
>They hyped up a villain for 8 years only for him to die in 2 seconds without putting up a fight.
Actually, the Night king was a show original villain, who they created to give the white walker threat a face. He only showed up mid-season 4 and became a villain from season 5-onwards. He isn't in the books, so everything about him is show original creation and this is why he does nothing and sucks so bad. They didn't know what to do with a canon foreigner villain, since every other villain in the show has their roots in GRRM's text (Joffrey, Ramsay, Tywin, Cersei, Euron and etc.). They may be show original now, but we liked them because of what the show did with them while it was following GRRM's text (except Euron, somehow they ignored the text and made this great guy into the second worst villain.).
The Sansanons vs. Danychads war in /got/ is more thrilling than the actual show rn desu
Did they really have the golden company to position and fight right under the huge fucking walls?
What are some good GoT youtube videos to watch?
>Stannis: Come with me and take this city!
>Daenerys: Hey, Unsullied, Dothraki, dragons, Jorah, do all the work for me!
Hate crime reported to the police and account reported to Twitter. Expect a knock on the door and a blocked account. Cheers.
t. Robert.
Jaime technically paid it. Varys doesn't do that for free.
are you actually just now realizing this?
their relationship was literally the entire reason for the war
GOLD
haha
how long is it supposed to take to get from winterfell to king's landing?
Baccano!
both of those are bad
>George says Game of Thrones is inspired by real history
>is also a massive pleb who doesn't want to read real history books, just the sexy fun parts
>honestly thinks Westeros should create a council after the Targaryens, Baratheons and Lannisters fail to hold the kingdoms together
>will probably think this is sustainable
What irl country or territories did this transition from feudalism to "democratic" feudal lord council ever work for?
Don't think about it.
I did complain about this, right here, when tower of joy flashback was airing. But everyone dismissed me because: ''Hurr durr he did it to fulfill a prophecy and save everyone's ass''.
What was the last targ that wasn't totally retarded?
This
>for not leaving a note behind, saying something like: Fuck Bobby B, I'm running off with Rhaegar.
Am I retarded or did Lyanna not make it abundantly clear she did not want to marry Bobby, to the point of shoving her own mother death in the face of her father as a result?
I assume (they) posted some excerpt of Ned being an autist while talking to Ashara, that or some user was havin a giggle
Robert took one month with his court, so on a limb I'd say one week as a single man
me
"Oh shit I've been fucking my aunt."
I think it might be called a coif as well
Depends really, does the show care that as far as we know the Lannister should still hold the Riverlands?
underrated
>not realizing this is just psychology of prior investment and nothing more.
They just got on the Sansa+Hound train in the books and were hyped through S2, but never could get off because she was still a sympathetic enough character despite the show ruining their shipping fantasies. In for a penny, in for a pound.
God I would pay all the money I have to see them rim each other
>one month from KL to Winterfell with that retarded cart
is GRRM a retard or did the show change that
I'm so tired of this.
>still makes out with his aunt
What did Jon mean by this?
The UK, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Russia, Germany, Spain, Italy, Portugal.
Daenerys is overally the second liked character in the show after Jon, you can see it in reddit /got/ subredit, its accurate... I cant wait when D&D will destroy both characters, the outrage will be pretty entertaining
>being this informed about game of thrones tumblr-tier feminism
Absolute yikes
JK Rowling: Daenerys was always autistic.
I'm gonna miss the memes and bants tho
Rome?
Milan
Everyone needs a hobby
Who the fuck is he, Joe Rogan, with this stupid "a council of elders should run things" bullshit?
Japan
Switzerland, Japan, Poland, Austria and Hungary. I'm not sure if Greece was a monarchy.
This will make a fine addition to my collection
Venice, sort of? eh, maybe not
lol remember that time crossing the twins was so important it ended up killing robb but now they just stroll through enemy territory like nbd
Am I the only one who finds it odd they cast strickland to look like the actor who played rhaegar?
>All that color
>Those costumes
Looking at the show now is like seeing dog food made out of a champion racehorse.
>either Jon passed Arya and the hound on the road to king’s landing or he didn’t and Arya is inside the city when it gets btfo
Immediately after a series of massive wars where a lot of them got fucked up, had always hated each other and the same families had ruled their own territory for all that time?
I was kind of joking with my D2 reference. Here: take your pick from that universe.
>Cap
>War Hat
>Shako
diablo2.diablowiki.net
Whatever happened to him? Did they think Podrick would be enough Paynes for the show?
new:
>this fat in the sansha's jaw
Disgusting
Democracy wouldn't work for Westeros because most of the people are illiterate. They would be even more vunerable to politician's bullshit than modern US voters. All the kings and lords would be replaced with hundreds of elected Littlefingers.
I refuse to debate on something which has no basis in logic. Since Lyanna running off with him is in the books I'll say this: yes it's very likely she left a letter. To whom? To Brandon. We know Brandon to have been a chad, so what did he do? He thought she was stupid and went to the only person with enough power to make Rhaegar return her, that is Aerys Targeryan. After that the war was unavoidable and it would make no difference if Lyanna came back. Her only hope for redemption was for the crown to win and herself be crowned queen. I'm pretty sure she killed herself as she gave birth to Jon.
I think in the books it took longer? I can't say for sure but maybe 2 or 3 months
Nah the wheelhouse is even bigger in the books
Stannis
it's bizarre that the show got cheaper as it made more and more money
i dont believe actor paychecks cost them that much, did HBO jews assume people would watch this shitshow regardless and so skimp on the budget?
oooohhhh, was more into warcraft so I didn't get it
kek
He had full blown cancer for a while. He recovered but if Arya wants him dead she could just wait a while..
Is there even any valid justification for shit writing and direction of the 4th episode? Complete debacle.
That Bronn shit really put the last nail in the coffin of GoT's legacy. That Dany speech 'I think you should be the lord of storms end' too. Also forgetting about the Euron's fleet. Also cutting the scene of Jon telling most important dramatic plot piece in the entire series to his siblings.
This is all on purpose, right? they're hyping us for the last two episodes. i mean, somebody had to review this script, right?
Not an expert on Milanese history but in general the Italian peninsula was filled with noble families of each of the major city-states/areas constantly hiring mercs to btfo external and internal threats, combined with foreign monarchs also moving armies around Italy for their own schemes. So maybe not perfectly analogical but I would still argue that you should look to Milan for a somewhat plausible explanation that such a transformation can happen
This is all theoretical though: I agree with you: westeros can’t into republicanism. But just like the retards in America it won’t even be a republic the show and the normie audience will all go “yaaaas democracy let all men and women vote”
>Am I retarded or did Lyanna not make it abundantly clear she did not want to marry Bobby
She did, but Bobby was blinded by love, so he didn't pick up on that. And even if she didn't like Bobby, she had to have known how he and her family would react to her being kidnapped. Rhaegar should also have known better than to abandon his politically important Dornish wife and having his highly unstable father take the blame for the 'kidnapping'. If they really wanted to go through with it so bad, I think there was a couple of other ways to do it, that wouldn't result in a war,
Maester Aemon.
Oh really? Shit
Good for him for recovering from that tho
I bet, when he called D&D, DABID just went "who did you play again?" before hanging up
women got btfo multiple times. It was a great episode. stop shilling.
this but unironically
high sparrow was pretty based despite being a zealot of the worst kind
It seems Im a connoisseur for watching quality franchises that I loved be slowly destroyed by their creators
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>I do so hate the sight of blood
Back when the show cared about continuity and character traits. Varys(behind Ilyn's ass) looks away
>some cartoon of a dude blowing another dude
ok
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even fancy pants varys abandoned bright and happy colors for shit black
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In the books he's the one who trains Jaime to sword fight with his left hand after his right is cut off, since he has no tongue and won't tell anybody. In the show they replaced him with Bronn, so he hasn't had a reason to show up again, but he still is on Arya's list.
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Caps lock was on by accident
If the crown won, the Martells would have started a rebellion soon after. I mean Rhaegar basically threw Elia and her kids out to fuck another woman (though no annulment or remarriage has been confirmed in the books, and I don't think some random septon could do such a high profile annulment). So even if they won, they would not have gotten away with it.
Also, GRRM is a hardcore atheist, so there is no way the resolution to the story will be a religious prophecy coming true, and a chosen savior saving the earth. Maybe that's his point with Rhaegar? That he is a kind and caring madman, who was blinded by love and empty prophecies, and made a very bad mistake thanks to that. In which case he is still a terrible guy, but at least it is intentional.
Not to mention Payne's actor had cancer
Berserk is still fine tho.
Huh, shame that happened to him, but on the other hand would they have dared to pull Dorne's mission impossible segment if Payne was the one accompanying Jaime instead of Bronn
it's pretty based actually, he left the show after he was told he had less than a year to live
he ended up making a full recovery
god her face is so fuckable
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