Infinity War

Infinity War
>Thor, with the help of stormbreaker, easily overpowers Thanos WITH the infinity gauntlet AND all of the infinity stones
>Stabs Thanos in the chest
>He uses the snap then runs like a bitch

Endgame
>Thor, Cap, and Iron man face Thanos 3v1 WITHOUT any of the infinity stones
>They lose
>Oh and did I mention Thor has stormbreaker and Cap can use mjolnir now?

What the fucking Christ? Someone explain this bullshit.

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it's fucking capeshit you dumb cunt

thanos in infinity war was an old man. grown too weak. avengers in endgame were old men. grown too weak while thanos was in his prime
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They are movies based on childrens comic books

>5 years go by
horrible answer

He takes Thanos by surprise in IW.
Also can you quit with this power level bullshit? It does not work like that.

It's almost like reality isn't a TCG, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose because there is not a clear power ranking.

thanos was fighting for literally the entire second half of the movie against strange, iron man, spider man, cap, and everyone else by the time thor showed up and one shotted him. he was fucking exhausted by that point. end thanos just showed the fuck up and only just started fighting and only lost because he lost control of the gems.

If thanos wanted to he could've turned stormbreaker into bubbles instead of shooting the rainbow beam at it. He got cocky and thor caught him off guard.

>Trying to make sense of power inconsistencies in a superhero movie.
Bro just turn your brain off and try to enjoy the film. If not, just don't watch capeshit.

>le children meme
Why does Yea Forums do this relentlessly? Sure is a fuckton of death and dismemberment for "children's" stuff.

>had a building fall on them
>thanos in infinity war is t trying to kill them
>he has no armor
>his weapons are his barefists and a gauntlet hes using to distract and counterattack
>his weapon in endgame is stronger than vibranium, so his armor is as or stronger than that

Maybe I'm remembering wrong, but didn't Thor snipe Thanos with stormbreaker in Infinity War?

>easily overpowers Thanos
this is such dishonest wording lmao bucko

do you know why coke fiends often need to take a shit soon after they score, before they even dose ? because when there's massive anticipation for thing X, and then thing X happens, there's a proportionally massive shift in consciousness, anticipation is suddenly swapped out for relief

now imagine the kind of anticipation thanos would have about acquiring all the infinity stones, and finally completing his lifelong mission

and how long is that ? thor is 1500 years old, and since it would be silly to have thanos be thor's junior - thanos is likely older than that

and when thanos slots in the mindstone, he goes through what looks like a full body orgasm, he's all moaning and closing his eyes and shit

so let's set the scene for you - the moment that thanos' entire adult life has been building to is finally at hand - he's just had the equivalent of an orgasm and now he needs to take a massive shit, just gotta snap first - which he probably intended to do after spacestoning away originally

and then suddenly something is coming at him through the air - and his reflexive response is to blast it with a rainbow beam

not knowing that it's a weapon forged specifically to kill him, from the same metal as the gauntlet, so he underestimates / gets caught off-guard it and gets axed

sure it would have been smarter to just pause time or something, but hey - you're not gonna be having a thinky-think about the optimal course of action in that situation

imagine you just has an orgasm and have to take a shit - and suddenly someone throws something towards you and you'll not be able to figure out what the thing even is before it hits you, because it's moving too fast and the source is between you and the sun in the sky, so you're blinded

while the smartest thing to do might be to duck or sidestep, reflexively you're likely to just cover your face with your hands and brace for impact

Endgame Thanos was almost killed by Scarlet Witch though. He had to call the ship's artillery to save his ass.

scarlet witch is OP. that's why.

>powerlevels

I think the problem with responses like this is that they can only be true if the writers really put work in and thought about the movie a lot and deeply.

I don't think they did.

it's a long time man half of peter parkers friends are now adults and maybe have kids

This was all I was thinking about; Half of the world is five years younger than the other half.

this is what got me. did mj dissapear too or is she now an adult women in a relationship with peter?

what about the others? seriously, it would be entirely different.

thor literally spent the past five years drinking godly amounts of beer and playing fortnite bro chill dog hes not in fighting form

>WOWIE ZOWIE, RIGHT IN MY INFINITY SCONES!

>fortnite still popular in 5 years.
>still looks the same too
hmm

Kind of. Stormbreaker took Thanos by surprise (understandably), there wasn't any time to dodge or whatever.

>one drop of blood on his cheek
Guys he was so exhausted!

Scarlett Witch was also almost stopping Thanos in his tracks while only using half of her power in IW. She's stronger than Thor

>thanos in infinity war was an old man. grown too weak.
He literally beat Hulk in a fist fight. Is that supposed to be weak?

Thor got his ass kicked without Stormbreaker and all he did with it is just throw it at him
I'm not sure why Stormbreaker could survive a blast from a full gauntlet but it did and I don't think Thanos knew that
Meanwhile Thanos had his helicopter sword in Endgame to block it

i don't think she is, at least not in the movies

Im pretty like 70% of Epic got erased in infinity war and barely got back 10% or less so i wouldn't be surprised.

Do you really thinking avengers isn't for kids like Harry Potter? Jesus christ you're pathetic

Infinity War
>Thanos wears armor in his first scene, then dumps it and strolls around in a sleeve-less shirt for the rest of the movie

Endgame
>Thanos wears armor at all times, often with a helmet too

A good change.

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>5 years
>Thor is a fat drunk dudebro gamer
>Capt and a bunch of others dealing with PTSD
>Hulk is a millennial now

>be me
>attend school with this loser peter parker
>he always acts all awkward and incognito but everyone knows he is spiderman
>a lot of students and teachers alike are sick of his shit
>Ms. Thompson included
>Ms. Thompson is a hot as teacher ALWAYS making eyes at me
>occasionally she flashes me under the desk
>I know she wants my D
>we both want it to happen but it can never be
>she is a pure grill and thats why I love her
>love divided by age
>suddenly all this shit starts going down
>mass hysteria
>some dude called Thanos
>I look around
>people in the classroom start disintegrating
>Ms. Thompson looks at me
>help_me_user.png
>she turns to ash
>flashforward five years
>turn on the news
>see tony stark lying in the middle of a battlefield
>looks like he just ate a nuke
>camera zooms in
>I see peter parker weeping like a little bitch lmao
>wait wtf peter parker
>I watch him cry a little longer
>quickly I race back to my old classroom
>there she is
>Ms. Fucking Thompson in the flesh
>we embrace in a warm 69
>I'm finally of age and its completely consenual
>now we are married and have a child called peter
>as soon as he is old enough to recognize and remember us we plan to ship him off to a foster service
>thank you based Thanos
>tfw the snap saved my life
>#happysnappy

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This, Thor caught him off guard and smacked him in the chest, he didn't exactly 'overpower' him

Thanos in IW wasn't trying to kill them, he drops his armor and goes around smacking the fuck out of everyone easily with just his bare hands and a glove
Thanos in Endgame is actually trying to kill them and is a lot more brutal knowing what these guys can do to him, he also wears his armor and has a spinning blade, while the Avengers spent five years doing nothing but be depressed, play fortnite and having a family to take care of, they also had an entire building blow up with them inside

>drop of blood indicates exhaustion, not physical fucking exertion by fighting for an hour straight on multiple planets

The more stones you wield the weaker you become physically. It's like +int, +MP, unlock new skills, unlock new ultimates but -str -vit -agi -HP

Infinity war thanos = spellcaster build
Endgame thanos = tank build

>quit with this power level bullshit? It does not work like that.
You're correct, it works in that whatever they need at the moment for the story is prioritized over continuity. Despite this, a clever team of writers could easily have both in harmony, but that takes effort and might be slightly less approachable/marketable/comprehensible-for-laymen.

Things aren't a strict power level like dragonball Z, sure, but something going from "this withstands blasts from infinity stones" to "a glaive beats it" is just silly".

Not how that shit works I don't think. The beam he shot out had absolutely no affect on Stormbreaker, so it's safe to say nothing the gauntlet could do would affect it it any way. But that's all just speculation.

Also not how it works, even a little bit. Like, did you even watch the goddamned films at all? Once he puts on the gauntlet with all of the stones he becomes the most powerful being because of the shit he can do, on top of the fact that the power stone alone gives him even more fucking strength.

People seem to forget that Thanos WITHOUT THE GAUNTLET is still super fucking strong. Like... Could probably hold his own against Hulk strong. WITHOUT the gauntlet. With it? There's no contest.

Literally not an argument.

when ant-man was blown away I actually thought he was dead for good but nope turns out not only was he alive the rest of the team didn't even get a scratch on em either

talk about being lucky

Based

You can see antman shrink during the blast, of course he survived