Vagina Morghulis Edition
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A teleporter, your grace?
>WOWIE ZOWIE, RIGHT IN THE DRAGONSTONES
Is Dany now officially /ourgirl/?
Fuck DRAGONS AND FUCK TARGARYENS
*smirks your path*
It's so dany has enough troops to fight the final battle I'm guessing
Yes
>fails to understand why her not birthing a child is a good thing
>crucifies all noblemen in citystate because someone told her they cruficied a girl, which kills 3 good men for every bad man
>sweeps aside the problem of her dragons eating&burning innocent people and animals
>tries to abolish slavery overnight and introduces no replacement system, which results in former slaves BEGGING her to revert things so they can have food and shelter
>claims to be a champion of the people but beheads one of them when the opportunity presents itself
>conquers essos just to leave it in the hands of a mercenary that doesn't give a shit
>prefers roasting people instead of ending it quickly
>roasted dothraki leadership alive even though they did nothing wrong, and sent a horde of rapists and pillagers to settle a continent incompatible with their way of life
>unironically believes in 'destiny to rule' which is textbook villain monologues
i could go on
there's nothing 'grey' her. she's extremely good at conquering and using her genetically gifted abilities, dragons and heritage to force people into giving her what she wants, but that's also her problem. she never learned how to govern. she talked about breaking the wheel, but she just ended up being the one on top of it. she doesn't have the right temperament for it, she is impatient and prefers dragonfire over negotiations and diplomacy. she can't even legitimize gendry without frightening everyone. you talk about her emotions and motivations all you want, but it doesn't matter what she feels, it matters what she does. people loved glossing over her brutal ways earlier because lol who cares about essos anyway, but now that she's doing the same thing is westeros, you can't really be surprised that people don't want her on the throne, can you? you're just pissed because she's getting exposed as someone who isn't fit to rule westeros despite her genetics and dragons and conquests
Will the last scene be Jon holding a dying insane Dany in his arms, sobbing, "Why did it have to end like this?"
And then D&D walk into the scene and tell the audience to watch Star Wars?
nth for Stannis
>Highly ornamental armor encrusted with rubies, which collapses in a single hit that he didn't dodge
Did he want to die?
GODS
What are the leaks for the next episode?
this show died when the Sept blew and you know it
Lancel Lannister... Gods what a stupid name....
nth for Hot Salsa
only if she melts a lot of people
Lol! I love the the totally random memes we post here!!!! Haha
Anyone have a copy of that meme with Varys being all like “chooooke” and “cooouuuggh”? I’m going to use that for my profile image on reddit.
So the second Dany become an autistic loser /got/ loves her
Jon looks into the camera and a QR code comes up that launches an ARG to find the laziest, stupidest faggot on the Internet. Thanks for exposing yourself early.
At least he didn’t name any characters after Sesame Street.
And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast. All the world in sudden jerk as his balls quivered in his hand, then stiffen in his crotch, then sink back to the floor, then jerk against the cold leather of the couch. He reached for his shirt over his head, then took it in his hands to pull down the top. He pushed down on him. He slid the cock between his thighs on the couch. He had been standing on pins and needles all the morning. Had to pull it out, then. He had to fuck his dad for her, no matter what. He needed it out so badly. So he sucked him off in slow strokes, and then he pulled him by the hair back and pulled me between his legs. He could feel himself getting slick again--his pussy had been dripping for months now--but this was different. I couldn't help looking his way, because the rest of the world was turned off again, now he was fucking a man.
The show sucks so hard now even normies are turning on it! Post your favorite scenes!
st for the Roose
/got/ doesn't love her, it's just one or two danyfags that absolutely HAVE to constantly peacock their devotion to their waifu, just like when we have strawpolls and 300 votes go to dany even though there are less than 100 posters
First for frogfu bush
BLACK PEOPLE!
*COUGH*
OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO-
*HACK*
CALL THEM
Dany is an HBO psyop to show women what inceldom looks like but using a female character so they open their minds to understand the psychology instead of just REEEing and making woke blogs about how evil she is
why does house tully get shat on constantly in the show?
what going on here is she in heat?
These leaks could be authentic. It’s possible. It’s also possible that these posts are part of a ploy by HBO to spread disinformation and allow our expectations to be subverted.
Someone please explain to me why they think a council of Lords from each kingdom could possibly rule the kingdoms well after all this shit without devolving into war and civil war.
And why the fuck would George come up with such a boneheaded idea. You can't go from feudalism to some retarded "democratic" council.
Dany's conquest of the 3 slaver cities is implied to have been the result of her being carried along by events: she started a rebellion by stealing the Unsullied, then the freed slaves effectively put her at their head and conquering cities in her path as she marched north (towards Westeros) was a matter of military expediency.
you need to remember that GRRM is a history buff: his view of responsibility is not just "Dany did something that had bad consequences therefore they are her fault". the whole thing that makes her compelling as a character is the way she is an individual whose decisions have continent-wide knock-on effects. the comparison you have to make is with someone like Alexander the Great or Sargon of Akkad, not someone who can be usefully pinned down as "good" or "bad".
>"I am happy to announce I am again running for President of the United States of America.... DRACARYS!"
>Crowd erupts into rapacious cheers and applause
wut
EPIC!!! Plus using the n-word totally offends normies. Based 2 the max.
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Based Rob "I won't sleep till their all bleeding" Baratheon
Look at all these things that weren't a factor at all in the show
nooOOOOOOOOOOOO
If the leaks are true the liberal tears gonna be glorious, making GoT a great series.
>"essos love her!"
>“Her khal killed her brother to make herqueen. Then she killed her khal to make herself khaleesi. She practices blood sacrifice, liesas easily as she breathes, turns against her own on a whim. She’s broken truces, torturedenvoys ... her father was mad too. It runs in the blood."
>Frog would be glad to put Astapor behind him. The Red City was the closest thing tohell he ever hoped to know. The Yunkai’i had sealed the broken gates to keep the dead anddying inside the city, but the sights that he had seen riding down those red brick streetswould haunt Quentyn Martell forever. A river choked with corpses. The priestess in hertorn robes, impaled upon a stake and attended by a cloud of glistening green flies. Dyingmen staggering through the streets, bloody and befouled. Children fighting over half-cooked puppies.
>The last free king of Astapor, screaming naked in the pit as he was set onby a score of starving dogs. And fires, fires everywhere. He could close his eyes and seethem still: flames whirling from brick pyramids larger than any castle he had ever seen,plumes of greasy smoke coiling upward like great black snakes.
>When the wind blew from the south, the air smelled of smoke even here, three milesfrom the city. Behind its crumbling red brick walls, Astapor was still asmolder, though bynow most of the great fires had burned out. Ashes floated lazy on the breeze like fat greysnowflakes. It would be good to go.
reminder that picture relevant ruined the series for ever
nobody will buy the bluerays
my favorite propose /got/ final scene is where Arya stabs Arya and pulls her face off to reveal Arya.
She looks like a Bieber fan.
not to mention that having a "democratic" council that is literally just the existing feudal lords of the existing nine administrative territories doesn't mean fucking anything. it just makes them all live in king's landing instead of being vulnerable in their own castles.
youtube.com
name a better scene in the series
MARTIN
*COUGH*
THE JEWS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING! YOU HAVE TO-
*CHOKE, SPUTTER*
MARTIN! THE BOOKS!
Ok redpill me on this bell shit, i didn't come here the past 2-3 days
MAKE HIS FIGHT ON THE HILL IN THE EARLY DAY
CONSTANT CHILL DEEP INSIDE
SHOUTING GUN, ON THEY RUN THROUGH THE ENDLESS GREY
ON THEY FIGHT, FOR THE RIGHT, YES, BUT WHO'S TO SAY?
FOR A HILL, MEN WOULD KILL, WHY? THEY DO NOT KNOW
STIFFENED WOUNDS TEST THEIR PRIDE
MEN ON FIRE, STILL ALIVE THROUGH THE RAGING GLOW
GONE INSANE FROM THE PAIN THAT THEY SURELY KNOW
Choppp cersie leg..
that is ALL in the show user, just because you didn't notice them doesn't make them false
>ywn shove your fat pink mast down that throat while that tongue caresses your balls
Why even live
>eternal reminder that we lost Rome so that Hack and Hack could make Game of Thrones
whoa Queen Margeoirie looks like THAT
>He had to fuck his dad for her, no matter what.
I'm sure we can all relate to this
>literally forever alone at the big party
>all her friends are dead
>lover doesn't wanna fuck her
>SEETHING
>gonna shoot up the school
it's very subtle
>show original
Apologize to D&D
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
The leaks make perfect sense with the information everyone has available, including set info, people who called each episode's contents months ago, and the way the writing has been this season. There is no way there are tons of discrete pieces of leaks and info that all point to the same conclusion because of some conspiracy by HBO.
Bell is real, Tyrion's fate is real, retarded moves by Jaime is real. It's all real, might as well make peace with it now.
DRAGONSLAYER! EURON KING!!
you know they're gonna make it up to them with Sansa on the throne, though.
stop being a lazy faggot. it's literally a stickied thread in the one place on the internet that centralizes these leaks. jesus fucking christ
this kills the targ
Objective fact.
>sansa is a strong leader beca-
POWW!
>Arya deserved to kill the nigh-
BANG!!!
>Cersei is a great vil-
BOOM!!
>stannis suc-
BANG!!!
>loved that epic moment when all the Dothraki fires went o-
POW!!!
>yaaaas dany slaa-
BANG!!!
>I can’t believe they killed missandei burn the-
BOOM!!!
>dany going mad makes sen-
POW!!!
>Arya trained to b-
BANG!!
>Jaime can’t ever let go of ce-
>POWW!!!!
>Beric was revived to prote-
BOOOOM!!
>Jon’s purpose was to unit-
BAANG!
>brienne isn’t ugl-
BOOM!
>dany is the rightful hei-
POW!!!
No cucks faggots soibois sjw’s niggers or kikes allowed in my thread
always was
i hope we get a roberts rebellion spin off so i can see this cunt getting demolished like the maggot he was
FUCK TARGSHITS
why would anyone assume George was involved?
based
The most annoying thing to me about Dany is that she somehow HATES slavery, and crucifies them . . . but is totally okay with forcing herself as a leader on a country. Where she's going to get free money from the public, free food, servants, etc. . . . is that not just a form of slavery for the entire nation that she's okay with?
Also she has a literal army of castrated slaves she orders to die and shit, that she doesn't pay and they have no choice in the matter. And chicks like the half-nig one to do her hair and shit and bring her things, and I'm pretty sure she's not paying them a dime either.
All in all, Dany is totally in favor of slavery. But only when she's the slavemaster.
D&D even stole half the actors from the show
If best girl and her angelic pubic hair isn’t on your chart then it’s a shit chart
Based PUNISHED Jon returns when he has to gut his Auntie Cummies through with Long Claw
>Olenna not SSS tier
Shit taste, bet you don't even want to fuck a GMILF.
i think King Bran is genuinely HBO planted leak. i actually wouldn't be surprised if they've filmed versions of basically every living stark being made to sit on the iron throne and they're just waiting to feel out twitter temperature before they choose which one to edit into the finale
stop being a lazy faggot and say it already
>n-word
Just say nigger, you are not on r/ledrumpf now
Quick rundown on the leaks plz
is there a disapproved drake meme of that varys cough?
RIP Jaime’s character arc
based
shat
Imho Arya poses as Jon bystealing his fake
>imagine being obsesed with libruls reaction to tv show
>imagine posting about those reactions on a chinese cartoon image board
Danny burning Sansa for trying to steal her man when
are you me? i can't see a single character i have an opinion about who isn't on here where i would put them. though i might bump missandei and ygritte up to SS and move down wildling girl
Gendry has the truest claim to Iron Throne. Jon and Daenerys' claims are through Aerys, but he was deposed and Robert legally was not. Cersei rules as a continuation of Robert's line but since Gendry was legitimized by Daenerys, he is now the trueborn heir of Robert.
Of course, the writers won't put Gendry on the Iron Throne, and I'm not saying I'm rooting for him either, but I just want to put it out there.
Haha epic and brave my friend
Not to mention several of these feudal lords don't have any backing. Who rules the Reach, no one's gonna support Bronn. Who rules the Stormlands, without Dany who the fuck will enforce Gendry as a Baratheon much less a leader and ruler. Who in the Westerlands will follow Tyrion the kinslaying retard. Who'll follow Edmure now that he sold out his uncle and his people. And why would Dorne that's always stayed pretty independent even after the marriages to bring them into the kingdom bother being part of a council instead of going back to independence.
Try having sex
> we came, we saw, DRACARYS KILL, he died.
Varysposting is love
Varysposting is life
GET HIM SOME WATER
This is a thread that is run by hbo social media team. Don’t believe me? Try talking about politics and watch the corporate shills freak out.
it's even more infuriating that jaime lets go of cersei in such a kino way in the books, why is he such a cunt slave in the show, WHY?
they've confirmed they're ending with his ending and i can see him pulling that bullshit because reddit-tier military history nerds think they're very smart for knowing a handful of conflicts in one part of the world
Gendry wasn’t legitimized by anyone with valid authority.
They're going for the same ending, them even bothering to make Gendry a Baratheon when he's not the least bit qualified, and remembering that the Stormlands and Dorne exist, says a ruling council will be a thing in the books too
>boo hoo why doesn't the royal 16yo former slave understand economics, democracy and the need to maintain a subjugated working class
there's literally a scene where she proposes contracts to replace slavery in both the book and the show. she's basically ALREADY too modern given her background but it's not enough for you.
From where did Sansa get all her realpolitik training? In the books she learns from Littlefinger, but in the show she gets pawned off to Ramsay who doesn't teach her a thing. And yet everyone on the show is treating her as a lvl 999 politician. Did they just skip to the end of her arc without actually including all the parts in the middle?
heres your fanfic bro
SSS tier is the only one that's right
Are Jewish people incapable of telling a good story?
Up boat for you kind sir
Never forget.
She was holding back her true power for when it was necessary.
>no Quaithe
not to mention that if her authority is valid, then the logic is circular. if you're literally occupying the fucking throne and you have the validation to legitimize bastards, it doesn't retroactively override your claim to the throne
>a kino way in the books
I don't get this. He's only mad because Cersei fucked other guys. He's just a dude finding out the love of his life is a slut, even though you know, she was married and he was cuckolding her husband in the first place. He'll come running right back when he finds out what the Faith did to her
the whole idea of Bronn and Gendry being Great Lords is fucking laughable. you could make a sitcom out of it.
Her vagina, you incel
Magna Carta ending
Dabid. The answer always is Dabid. Nikolaj begged them to get rid of twincest like three seasons ago and they were like nope.
>Ellaria Sand is S and not SSS with here little daughter
Guess im the only one who has a thing for kike noises
Only Stannis Baratheon has legitimate authority.
where's stannis
When there was that one site that had to suspend betting on "King Bran" months back, that was a hint that some small group of people were given access to a leak and took advantage. When a real leak happens on any show, the betting usually reflects that. It's over. Bran wins.
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What is dabid thinking right now?
>Ghost went being almost gilly's height
>to the size of a regular dog
Those lazy fucks, what was even the point? The foreshadowing that Jon will go back beyond the Wall and stay there?
SSSS tier
Here, my Queen. The knee is bent.
Supposedly bells ringing drives Daenerys crazy and she rapes everyone to death. Then Jon kills her and then himself.
the in-universe explanation is that her years of complete mental anguish and needing a fucking prostitute servant girl to change her sheets for her made her a super genius at politics because of... being around cersei and tywin at parties?
Anyone whose a regent, King or Queen can legitimatize a bastard, especially those who are offspring of one of the great houses. Gendry has as much legitimate claim as Stannis.
Father to son > Brother to brother.
DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG
if he even comes back since zombie catelyn was gonna hang him
Unless your Aryas direwolf who now has her own pack
IS THAT A DILDO
bran becoming king could be cool but bran has been given no focus for like 2 seasons now
fuck he wasnt even in an entire season
She already wrote him when the faith had her locked up on trial. He burned the note after reading it.
I wonder if she threats Sansa again while Jon perforate her bowels.
what the fuck does that quote mean? like what a fucking turbotard.
Episode 2 was actually good tho
> >Ghost went being almost gilly's height
> >to the size of a regular dog
gilly has nearly septupled in size
Excluding D&D's retarded military errors and shenanigans, last episode was kino:
>beautiful funeral, good music
>well depicted Danny isolation and ungrateful behavior from the Norf
>"you know the real North" - kino
>good breeding of treason between Tyrion and Varys
>dragon fucked, Dany descending into anger
>execution of Missandei
If next one is like that, we might compensate a little the shitstorm that was ep3
If Arya at the end of the show, on a boat out of Westeros to see the world, takes off her face to reveal she's been Waif this whole time... Would it improve or lessen your opinion on her feats since her return?
Based and Felipe Pilled
>tomatometer ratings
lol imdb reviews is where the real shitstorm is going down
what happened
that score will get lower if they kill Dany
the normies revolted after Missandrei's dead and now their based empowered female is next
Uhhhhhh does that mean get you up to speed?
New leaks came out ("leaks?") that said Dany BTFOs KL and when they start the bells of surrender that's what drives her insane and then she orders everyone put to death. Apparently that's when Jon kills hers. It's a pretty bad ending but if you hate Dany and anyone who supports her, it's honestly probably one of the better endings.
what is the lowest rated one?
and dabid is thinking that he can't wait to be the second coming of Damon Lindelof, going from show to show setting up premises for a massive payday before phoning in a bullshit ending
>so late
Good one.
Westeros isn't advanced or united enough for that. Most of these kingdoms hate each other going back centuries, almost all of them are laughably weak and Dorne for example has historically loved being independent, why even join any kind of council?
Imagine how many mates she has
>tfw no Italian gf
no it fucking wasn't it was horrible you dumb nigger
showSansa is in the same boat as showTyrion: she can't be smart because she doesn't have a smart story to be smart in.
To go forward with the plot you must go backwards in the writing. To find true reviews of season 8 you must go where only a fool would believe anything posted here. And to enjoy this show you must turn off your brain.
>season 8 episode 6
>Jon has just killed Daenerys
>suddenly, a loud crash is heard outside
>screams and cries of agony
>the entire city is engulfed in wildfire
>a lone figure walks out of the flame
>it's Stannis
>Davos and Jon look on with terror
>"He-he's making the women and children pay the iron price!" says Jon
>"Lord Onion... your true king calls upon your loyalty" says the dark lord of dragonstone
>"Yes master" says Davos, drawing his sword
>Jon, turns but it is too late
>the Onion knight runs him through the heart
>Stannis smiles
>"Master" says the Onion Knight "I desire a reward... the Bolton whore... I wish to see her... layers"
>Stannis grins, hurling a terrified Sansa into Davos' lecherous clutches
>Arya teleports behind Davos at the last moment, dagger in hand
>Stannis lunges forward grabbing Arya by the throat
>she drops the knife into her other hand and stabs
>valyrian steel has no effect on the avatar of fire itself
>Stannis throws her into the flames
>"R'hllor hungers!"
>he sits down on the Iron Throne as wildfire consumes the Red Keep
>"Truly, it was a game of thrones"
>written by David Benioff, D.B. Weiss and Steve Dillane
>"and who... are you..."
I am just going to enjoy the shitshow, reacts vids and the whole shebang.
Good Boy, Ghost
The lowest rated is episode where Sansa is raped. That episode triggered basedboys and feminists.
>good music
it literally carried episode 3 aswell. the next to better have good scores or its just gonna be pointless killing
looks like a mentally ill man wearing makeup
>burning people on pyres when you have two fucking dragons
>at the start of winter when you need firewood
It was disgusting.
Good Boy, Ghost
These ratings just reflect when normies reeee
That was just when the faith locked her up, but he doesn't know they shaved her and made her take a slut walk
Fucking based
reminder that Meerachads won the Game of Thrones, as she will reappear in episode 6 to become Bran's wife and Queen
it would be a wash, they're both retarded
When reading the books for the first time, I really thought that masked woman was going to play a bigger part in the entire story across all of the books. Kinda wish she did.
firmly SS to SSS, i agree.
can you give more info on this? what, HBO sent them a clear plot leak to avoid some gambling fraud from people who shouldn't have been leaking info in the first place? it makes no sense why bookies would be given privileged information about the ending of GoT and then also allowed to suspend betting on one option. this sounds like something made up by someone who doesn't know how gambling works
the music in ep 3 was shit, the sadder version of the ep 3 song in episode 4 was 100 times better
>To go north, you must journey south, to reach the west you must go east. To go forward you must go back and to touch the light you must pass beneath the shadow.
Bros in the books Dany isn't going to sail to Westeros, she's going to stop by Asshai and then keep heading east until she drops by Jon Snow from beyond the Wall
>good breeding of treason between Tyrion and Varys
nothing about how Varys behaved in that scene made sense. why is he asking Tyrion's permission if he's already convinced? why is he exposing himself by confiding in Tyrion if Tyrion isn't persuadable?
Exquisite taste but why no frogfu?
>teleporting
>cersei forgetting she ordered the murder of tyrion and having a nice conversation with him
>euron not wondering how the fuck tyrion knows about his baby with cersei
>cersei not just outright murdering everyone in that weird desert scene in a new area of kings landing never seen or described anywhere because she just now suddenly has honour
>everyone turning on dany within the space of one episode for LITERALLY NO REASON WHATSOEVER other than it serves the shitty plot of dumb and dumber even though she sacrificed her armies and dragons for the north instead of just taking the throne by force which she could've easily done
>the NK and WWs not mentioned whatsoever, seems like that's the end of them
I unironically could go on and on and on, this episode was fucking garbage and this entire season is the biggest letdown since lost ended
L-lads
post more rare kendricks please
>the leaks make perfect sense
>Jon takes the black when the nights watch has no reason to still exist
>Lady: dead
>Grey Wind: dead
>Shaggydog: dead
>Summer: dead
>Nymeria: with her own pack ravaging the forests of the South
>Ghost: abandoned by Jon
why does this picture give me such a weird type of feel? like a good type of weird
unironically would be kino
gurm said that globe theory is wrong
I wonder if she's old as fuck too
Doesn't Daenerys have power over The North since Jon bent the knee? Same position Roose Bolton had, and he legitimized Ramsay.
>Preston STILL defends Dany
>Somehow compares people giving shit on Dany for executing the Tarlys to people not giving shit on Ned for executing the Night's Watch deserter as if it's the same thing
Oh man, can't wait for his reaction to her death
Didn't GRRM confirm there's no connection like that
how will they ever recover lol
Thommen legitimized Roose.
gurm also keeps writing and rewriting and rewriting TWOW because he's autistic so who knows what has and has not been changed over time since that interview
Roose is the best.
kindly requesting some leaks please
Of course. Ep 4 was the best of the season so far.
I've never cared for her on the show, but she's /mygirl/ now. Burn it all down, Dany.
>We watched [Lost] every week trying to figure it out, and as it got deeper and deeper I kept saying, ‘They better have something good in mind for the end. This better pay off here.’ And then I felt so cheated when we got to the conclusion.
>I want to give them something terrific. What if I fuck it up at the end? What if I do a Lost? Then they’ll come after me with pitchforks and torches.
need littlefinger back in business. he'd sort this mess out.
He's /our autist/ for calling out the show so hard but man he's pretty aggressively bluepilled.
Ramsay was legitimized because Roose asked for it.
she's a real character from Qarth, presumably communicating with Dany via some kind of "sending" magic. it's entirely possible we'll find out her motives, as Pyat Pree, a warlock from Qarth, shows up in Euron's boat with his legs cut off.
>Here's to the young wolf! *Awoo*
that's Walder Frey's best line
Dany dead Jon kill Tyrion dead Greyworm kill Cersei Jamie dead ?? Kill Euron dead Jamie and/or Dany kill
Arya Bran Shansha alive Bran king for some reason
>basedgoy of cuckad
cringe and bluepilled
It’s the feel of not ever having this kind of existence. I know that feel
Y is Jon so smol?
SANSAHA
Is that really him? Look at that nice house that he bought with the money you spent on his first 5 books, just so he can retire and play with bubbles while you wait for him to write 6 and 7.
I'm surprised he made fun of fat gilly, even using a screencap i think he might have gotten from here
Who could of thought a comic movie could have subverted expectations in an actual good way (infinity wars) and GoT couldn't
why did the sept blowing up have no repercussions?
>oh no professional cum slurpers are upset a black woman got killed on the show
It was but that's not saying much. Episode 1 and 2 were filler and 3 was a massive disappointment.
The part about light and shadow doesn't make much sense even if the globe thing was correct, which isn't.
fuck off braindead capeshitter
Why would Roose legitimize his bastard son? He was on his way to making a trueborn heir, and making Ramsay legitimate would just incentive Ramsay into killing him for his title and lands. Roose knew what a sick fuck Ramsay was.
Man, fuck the show
Why did she get fat? Did she get pregnant?
Qarth is east of Meereen, so she'll probably just go back there "to go west"
Of course. I think 2 was the worst so far
D&D
I miss him
Ramsay was legitimized as a Bolton and uplifted from his social status as a bastard through Tywin and Tommen, Dany did the same thing for Gendry.
The list didn't have her, unfortunately.
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I guess Ygritte is a lot older then Jon in the books.
The infamous "bells" one has Cersei surrendering right away and ringing surrender bells. Hearing bells makes Dany go crazy, she orders the Unsullied to rape with spears and the Dothraki to normal rape women and children, there's a big rape party. So Jon kills her. This is from the most reliable leaker for this season so it's assumed it's true.
Other leaks are over the place but have things like Jaime either dying trying to kill Cersei, or Tyrion killing Jaime, or Tyrion also joining Cersei and the Starks executing him. Or Sansa betraying and killing Tyrion. Either Bran becomes King or Westeros becomes a democracy. Arya kills four or five more major characters in some of them. Jon either is executed, exiled to the north to die, or starts up the Night's Watch again and with no WW left people have no idea why.
yes she is super cute and i need to hug her
It happens in the book too, in the same way. He legitimizes Ramsay because he's the only one to carry on the family name at the moment. In the books, he has Ramsay's friends on his payroll so if Ramsay tries anything he can yank the chain.
How would the series change if Robb actually took Roose's advice?
AND HARRENHALL???
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO IS LORD OF WINTERFELL
but why? what is the purpose, how does that benefit roose in any way? that would only cause problems. why would he do that? to himself?
Dios mio......
What the fuck is up with Asshai and being so aggressively evil in all respects? Why do people tolerate it? It's like a ticking time bomb until someone from there summons the Devil and destroys the world.
Roose legitimized him in the book knowing full well he killed his adult legal son and heir.
I can't wait for the triggering that will happen if danny dies
Having Thanos win in infinity wars is subverting expectations that capeshit fans didn't expect, but it was good. Having Arya kill the NK and Dany forget about the iron fleet is subverting expectations, but also fucking retarded
You can tell how jew and jew were bullshitting their way through up to this point, now they really have to follow fat mans plot and cant just cater to left wing retards so people are shitting themselves because women are suddenly not all powerful and the best at everything. Its great and i cant wait to see the femishit butthurt when a white male kills dany and a white man ends up on the throne
Bobby episodes were maximum quality and meme though
Cersei is a Villain Sue and good for ratings so D&D kept her around as the final villain. She couldn't suffer consequences until then so she became impervious to consequences, supremely competent, everyone else became retarded giving her chances to be decent, and her enemies turned retarded
It doesn't happen in the books. He hangs that reward in front of Ramsay to keep him in line, but Ramsay is never made a trueborn heir and Roose would never do that. He has a child on the way, why would he incentivize Ramsay into killing that child even more?
>Roose legitimized him in the book knowing full well he killed his adult legal son and heir.
In the book he is characterized by an odd kind of apathy. He is emotionally detached even while he is going through the motions of noble house building.
They probably filmed multiple endings to confuse leakers. A surprisingly smart move for a pair of mongoloids like Weiss and Benioff.
he died like a bitch
reminds me of Light Yagami, too arrogant when nobody knows its him
Want it or not, its Bran
It's the equivalent of Jerusalem
So they both realized their love interests suck and are gonna fuck each other from now on? Power move desu.
GRRM hates any theory that could actually make his book interesting beyond War of the Roses with dragons.
Dany: killed by Jon after going nuts and burning KL
Tyrion: executed for treason
Cersei: killed when a building falls on her
Jaime: probably killed with Cersei
Bran sits on the throne or leads some council
wait, were you tricked by the letter "Ramsay Bolton" sent to Jon? Mance Rayder wrote that letter
I don't remember sorcerers and necromancers setting up shop in Jerusalem
Sorry: meant to say Jaime dying trying to PROTECT Cersei. I think every single leak has Jaime genuinely joining Cersei and trying to help and protect her. Zero where he's against her. Another reason people are mad.
I assume its because in the case he dies he needs someone, anyone, to carry the name. If he gets a son from walda he probably plans to make Ramsay disappear
If you wouldn't fuck him, you're gay.
>protected by the sword of the family you previously executed
Longclaw?
you are an idiot
KEK
can't wait for rape bells
it's a land written to not be visited by any POV character.
the city's description is a direct reference to one of GRRM's best short stories, the Stone City. he probably came up with it as somewhere mysterious for Mel to be from without ever planning to give much information about it.
The entirety of Israel is a devil hellhole filled with sorcerers
>he died like a bitch
They dumbed him down to make that happen. During the trial I thought of multiple defenses for every accusation.
r8
It is stuck in the corner of the world where nobody goes because it is a harsh and worthless land, so nobody believes the stories. Reminds me of a cold place in westeros.
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looks like a mentally ill man wearing makeup, so no.
>fast travel cheat
>interesting
I'm going with 3 personally. Not enough important character deaths and the Night King died too easily. Not what I had been hyped up for 8 years for.
I'm really curious about the shit in the Far East, like the Five Forts, Asshai, Mossovy, Stygai, etc. Too bad we'll never learn shit about it because the fat man is a lazy hack.
>Reminds me of a cold place in westeros.
A what
How long till Yi-Ti develops anime?
BASED
i don't know man, having a hand in Ned Stark's murder is something you don't come back from
>photoboots with height things
i mean come on
>Tywin C
He's the best daddie of the show
he and olenna were the only two who got me through season 7. i'm so lost without them that i've become a fucking show-euron fag
Book of Sirach (46:19–20).
Literal necromancy called for by king Saul to help him fuck up the Philistines.
he was clearly thinking of Harad and Rhun from LOTR when drawing the maps. we're supposed to speculate about them.
Why would the fat man waste a shitload of text writing about some bullshit that has absolutely nothing to do with the quest of the main characters? Shit like that is for big Silmarillion-type works which you write AFTER your books are done, not during.
how did they make her look cute again? did she diet?
Me too. I would've loved to have seen Asshai and the Shadow Lands in particular.
Yi Ti is China
Japan is probably Leng
The fact that we have names for these places is why WoW isn’t out yet fucking know it all lore fags who gives a shit about bullshit irrelevant world building it doesn’t enhance the actual series at all it’s just to satisfy your nerdy desires STOP DEMANDING USELESS INFO AND WASTING GRRMS TIME
Every story needs mystery to be interesting
>she will never pout at you like that when the coke runs out
>a what
What the fuck is up with The Lands of Always Winter and being so aggressively evil in all respects? Why do people tolerate it? It's like a ticking time bomb until someone from there summons the Devil and destroys the world.
im also curious about slantyland
>height things
>Implying all the events of GoT isn't just an Yi-Ti anime
>Shit like that is for big Silmarillion-type works which you write AFTER your books are done, not during
tell the fat fuck that, he just put out a book devoted entirely to literal who Targshit
>character deaths make episodes better
>except the ones I liked
>We used to have these amazing performances by menacing men who actually looked like evil medieval lords.
>Now we have literal children delivering quips and dwarves making dick jokes
fuck it
Waif was pretty fucking stupid so I don't see the real benefit of doing that. If Littlefinger is actually dead then this show deserves to be forgotten as soon as it ends.
Not him, but "perfect sense" in that: would not be surprised if D&D came up with it.
CGI. It cost a dragon, a direwolf and a number of elephants to maintain that face.
Well maybe if lorefags would stop begging him for books on targshit history and other irrelevant shit this wouldn't be happening
I know what you're trying to say but its different. Actual people live in Ashai and as far as we know the stories are probably orientalized exagerations.
new:
Ramsay wishes he was 6'2"
Arya is actually Jaqen H'ghar who always wished to have sex with Gendry
>Bobby
>C tier
>Not SSS tier
GODS WHAT A STUPID LIST
>Well maybe if lorefags would stop begging him for books on targshit history
literally no one is doing that
Besides, he ought to be able to both finish the main series, and add autistic extra infomation. Tolkien did that, and he was dozen times more in depth than Martin. Hell, even some video games have better worldbuilding.
Actual people live north of the wall who are actively helping with white walker magic. Nobody else gives a shit
Robb would have lost even harder because Roose was working for the Lannisters the whole time and all his advice was geared towards Robb wasting men
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watch the long night with the night king track. its just people running in the dark.
You might want to look up what happened in the area in 1948.
That's not what I'm saying at all you total brainlet. The NK's death was poorly written, it had nothing to do with my opinion of the character. They hyped up a villain for 8 years only for him to die in 2 seconds without putting up a fight. And character deaths is part of what set GoT apart from everything else, it wasn't afraid to fuck with the audience and kill people like Ned or Robb. The show has lost its ruthlessness. You can't just make a show great then take away what made it that way. I didn't knock on the show for killing people I liked as long as it was in a well-written way.
kino
My biggest surprise this season is that they're actually going through with making her out to be a terrible leader for everyone, always half expected then to pull a "she learned from her mistakes in essos, now shes perfect" shit.
I know certain anons don't like her but goddamn those lips.
nice delusion. Deal with it fag, Dany is best girl.
I agree, Tyrion and Varys are fucking retards, wtf D&D done to them.
But he is right, Daenerys is LITERALLY the last sane character in the show. And its very similar actually, double standards.
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
Heartsbane, I'm a moron.
Who is the SSS next to the snake goddess? IS that the winterfell whore that moved to kings landing?
>Forgetting Ros
Brah.
>seen paying a faceless woman before leaving town
>sounds very feminine before being killed
He might not be back in the show but he isn't dead.
Not very remarkable, my man. Dont see the appeal.
>Boltons hate the Starks
>Boltons are the most powerful great house in the North after the Starks
>Roose is named Warden of the North, at the time Roose had no son and heir and therefore legitimizing Ramsay from a Snow to a Bolton gave him a heir
Why do you think?