What's the first thing you'd do if you were turned into a Pikachu?

What's the first thing you'd do if you were turned into a Pikachu?

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zap my.... oh yeah, oh yeah...

Walk into women's dressing rooms

murder people who pissed me off

Make the Auschwitz electrocution chambers real.

peek-achu

Explore randomly generated dungeons

shock-fuck

Find a big strong Pokémon to do lewd things to my tiny body.

Probably convince some girl to fuck me.

Electrocute as many Jews and Niggers as I possibly could

Have sex.

gay frottage with another pikachu

Comic book convention where I try at get as cuddly as possible with chubby qt big titty cosplay bitches by acting like a dumb cuddly animal.
Then find a hot one that's an absolute bastshit deviant sex-fiend to actually have pika-sex with.

Lick my PIKA balls

Good choices.

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You won't find a hot one, probably more likely to find an obese sweaty furry.

crawl into some big tiddies

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Shock you

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downsize, I don't need as big of house If I'm like a foot tall.

Also I'm an electrical engineer, so I'd probably figure out a way to go off grid with the electricity from my own body.

Kek, I wished they'd bring those games back.

Have sex with every hot pokemon I can find

rape Jinx