Which MCU character should she play?
Me personally? I think she'd be a great squirrel girl
Which MCU character should she play?
Me personally? I think she'd be a great squirrel girl
Prolapsed Anus Girl
fpbp
gay captain Marvel
inbred hillbilly girl
Marrow
Death, since she looks like one
Perfect as love interest for deadpool
Born a man
oh idk, is there a superhero that is a literal goddess?
Spider Man, she looks like a man and has eyebrows like the legs of a tarantula.
Did >she decide if >she's a boy or a girl yet? I must know its important for my fantasy
Captain Cock Sleeve
Why does she look like her butthole smells crusty?
Captain Sit-On-My-Face Whore.
She is box office poison.
I want to burry my face so far up that ass crack you have no idea
any full nudes? She's cute when she doesn't have the butch haircut. Isn't she a lesbian though?
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I went back to here wikipedia page to remind myself and it's actually comical - she probably couldn't be more connected to people who could get her into show business. Her father is very wealthy (and connected), yes, but it goes well beyond that. From wikipedia:
>Her godfather is Condé Nast executive Nicholas Coleridge[16][17][18] and her godmother is actress Joan Collins.[19] Delevingne's maternal grandfather was publishing executive and English Heritage chairman Sir Jocelyn Stevens,[14][17] the nephew of magazine publisher Sir Edward George Warris Hulton and the grandson of newspaper proprietor Sir Edward Hulton, 1st Baronet.[20][21] Her paternal great-grandfather was the Canadian-born British politician Hamar Greenwood, 1st Viscount Greenwood,[8][14] and her maternal grandmother Janie Sheffield was lady-in-waiting to Princess Margaret.[14][22] Through one of her maternal great-great-grandfathers, Sir Lionel Lawson Faudel-Phillips, 3rd Baronet, Delevingne descends from the Anglo-Jewish Faudel-Phillips baronets; two of her ancestors on that line served as Lord Mayor of London.[23][24][25]
So just a quick run through:
'Joan Collins' is actually Dame Joan Collins, one of the most celebrated actresses in Britain, if not Hollywood.
Mystique so we can see her naked in body paint
Sir Jocelyn and Sir Edward George were successful publishers, but you can see that they had some help from their father Sir Edward Hulton (who in turn was born to a self-made publisher). Sir Edward Hulton started a couple of publications which basically went on to merge with the Daily Mail (Daily Dispatch and the Daily Sketch). Why is this significant? Because in 2011 the Daily Mail started a full on offensive to promote the 3 sisters (note the comments asking who the hell they are):
But the real kicker is her godfather. Calling him a 'Conde Nast executive' is technically correct in the same way that calling a head of state a 'politician' is. In reality he basically runs and influences the magazines any aspiring model would care to be in:
>From 1989-2017, he was successively Editorial Director of Condé Nast Britain, Managing Director, Condé Nast Britain (1991-2017), Vice President, Condé Nast International (2000-2012) and President, Condé Nast International, the division of Condé Nast which publishes 139 magazines in 27 international markets, and over 100 websites. British Condé Nast publishes numerous titles including Vogue, Vanity Fair, House & Garden, Tatler, The World of Interiors, Condé Nast Traveller, Glamour, GQ, Brides, Wired, Love and GQ Style, as well as owning the Johansens hotel guides and the Condé Nast College of Fashion and Design.
These publications literally make the careers of models and influence fashion globally. I read something the other week about an ex Vogue fashionista (I forget her name, the one who just left after years at the fashion house) explaining just how much influence they had in creating trends in the fashion world.
imagine that if you put some effort into it (I literally just google searched the names in the first quoted paragraph) you could track her manufactured career and how the general public were influenced step by step, but it looks like there was just a huge push to make her big from 2011-2012 and it snowballed. She went from 'who is she' to 'I can't remember who she is I just know she's famous'. By 2013 they were making out she was just a 'normal' middle class girl.
how is she able to turn all these women into lesbians?
she just recently turned ashley benson into her fuck toy
I'd unironically cast her as Marvel's Enchantress
eats pussy like a champ
far too old and far too ugly to be Squirrel Girl
fuck off
>Delevingne descends from the Anglo-Jewish
Into the oven
can any more possible fit?
she was already DC's enchantress in Suicide Squad lol