I need to talk with your manager now Yea Forums

Not funny

Why? Did he hurt your little feelings?

Is it 2010?

I get the kick him in the head, but where does starve him come from?

Lmao can’t believe he got pissed about the boot pasta, wasn’t there one about locking him in a room and turning him into a sex slave? Or was that Verne ?

imagine kidnapping him and his daughter. you bring them to a secluded location, and strap davis to a chair. "LET US GO!" he says.

His daughter is visibly scared. you approach and grab her. she resists, but it's no use against your average male strength. you take her clothes off till she's just wearing her little panties and a bra. warwick is begging you not to. he starts to tear up, knowing well what's about to happen to his daughter. you rip off her last two pieces of garment until she's standing there completely naked, infront of you and her father.

You can tell she has never been with a man before. You pick her up, and enter her. She's fucking tight. You barely get the tip fully in before she begins to bleed. She screams in pain as you go deeper and deeper. in and out, blood smears further down your shaft as you progress.

As you stretch her virgin pussy out more and more, it gradually becomes easier to penetrate her deeper and faster.
your average sized cock begins poking out of her stomach with every thrust. she still screams out of pain and fear, but now her little midge pussy tells a different story.

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Yes, one moment sir! I would be glad to speak with you but I am currently on the phone with one of our advertisers discussion how we can better reach out to the little people community! What an exciting time it is for our message board!

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What a small-minded individual, unable to take even the slightest jab.

she's dripping love nectar from her cunt and it's gushing down her thighs. warwick is screaming and crying. "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! THE POLICE WILL FIND YOU YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO JAIL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU MONSTER"! he says, with tears running down his checks. you return your focus to his daughter, who at this point has completely forgotten her father was in the room.

Her screams and crying has turned into sounds of pleasure and lust. she's never felt so good before in her life. her formerly tight dwarven pussy is now permanently lose. Her pussy, now looking blown out like an arby's roast beef sandwich quivers with each thrust. she's going to cum, and so are you.

as she screams in pleasure, her whole body starts shaking from her orgasm, and as you return your gaze into warwick's red teary eyes, you too orgasm. you flood her now blown out pussy with cum, and drop her onto the floor like the flesh light she is. she's on the ground naked, shaking from the most intense orgasm of her life, cum pooling out of her pussy and now with a bastard in her belly. you leave them in their torture chamber, head home, and begin to prepare for the next day.

Dude his kids, yes kids plural just died, show some fucking respect.

Ablest scum

TWO MONTHS LATER.

You return to the torture chamber that houses warwick davis and his daughter. as you enter the chamber, warwick is still asleep, and his daughter runs up to you with pure exctasy, looking forward to another day of intese sex with you. She doesn't run as fast, now that she has a bulging belly with your unborn chid inside. Two months of daily sexual conquest on her little freakish dwarven body had taken a toll on her, physically and mentally.

Her pussy and ass is now permanently gaped wide, and on her mind was just one thing: your average sized cock. "oh user im so happy to see you! i've been thinking about you all night. I can feel our baby kicking!" she says to you, as you ignore everything that comes out of her mouth and begin to unzip your pants. your rock hard cock is immediately greeted with an eager sucking. Her eyes and throat, bulging with every breath full of your cock she inhales. you scream to warwick. "HEY, YOU LITTLE FREAKLY MIDGE, WAKE THE FUCK UP!" He is now awake, but merely pretending to be asleep. It's obvious that at this point, Davis wants nothing more than death. He know the life he once had can never return to him, and he knows that anyone that was once looking for him and his daughter had ended their search by now.

You look back down at your cock and see two big brown midget eyes staring back at you. you grab her head and force her off your cock. "Go and slap your father" you say to her. She knows what she must do in order to get the sex she so badly desires. she must follow your command, or go a day without the intense pleasure she craves. Warwick is still pretending to be asleep, the coward.

WAAACCCKKKKKK!

His daughter did not even hesitate. She slapped him so hard he finally woke up and was left with a big red hand print across his face. At this point he was used to this. The physical, verbal, and emotional torture his daughter puts him through in order to receive sex from her rapist.
She looks back at you, awaiting your look of approval. You give no apparent signs of approval, so she immediately turns around and slaps davis two more times, both harder than the previous. She really wants your cock today. You shake your head in disapproval. "hmm, this just isn't going to cut it anymore". A devilish idea crosses your mind.....

You approach Davis and take his piss drenched pants off. His tiny little cock, buried in pubic hair is given its first taste of fresh air in months. you look to his daughter. "suck it" you tell her. She looks at it with disgust. The look on her face tells you she's almost considering refusal. "Do it". She knows what is going to be denied to her should she refuse your commands. Reluctantly, she puts the tiny itty bitty willy in her mouth. You're surprised by how easy it was to make her suck off her own disgusting little father. Though now a days she doesn't even consider warwick her father, but a mere obstacle constantly in the way of her and her lover. the look on warwick's face as he got erect from his daughter sucking him was priceless. you wish you had a camera on you so you could save this memory forever.

God his cock is tiny. Even fully erect, it looks to be about the size of a AA battery. You tell the girl to stop sucking her gross father off. she's relieved to be able to finally take that piss tasting prick out of her mouth. "How was it?" you asked her. "Awful." she said. "Take your panties off, and throw it back for him". "You can't be serious!" she says. warwick looks visibly angry, disgusted, and humiliated. "Dead serious". The look in your eyes shows her how serious you are. As she takes off her panties, her visibly large roast flaps dangle freely in the air. every step she takes they slap against her thighs. She bends over and inserts him into her. Warwick is squirming like crazy, screaming and crying. this is the worst thing a father could ever live through, and you're glad it got to be davis that experienced this.

As she inserts his tiny cock in her, you take great note on her facial expression. You can tell she can't feel him at all. How could she? She was stretched out by your 5 inch cock, and her pussy is now permanently gaped to twice the diameter of warwick's dick. She doesn't seem to mind the fact she's fucking her own father. it just seems like a chore for her to get out of the way so she can be railed by you, her rapist/lover. "How does it feel?" you ask her, while she rides her father. It's clear that despite her former father's best wishes, she has no desire to ever be with another dwarf. Their tiny pricks could never satisfy her holes now that you've ravaged them. From this point on it's only full sized men for her and her roast flaps.

"How do you like his cock"? "Does it make you feel good"? you ask her. "No". "How come?" "He's so small". Those words warwick has heard all his life. They always stung. Every girl he ever loved, every girl ever wanted always told him that sooner or later, only this was the first time it was about his cock, and to hear it come from his own daughter broke something inside of him. He looked dead.

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A short life, I presume?

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why's his fuse so short?

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ip's logged. hate crime reported. expect a knock on the door. cheers

except a knock on your door for your daughter.
i'm going to fuck her brains out

Why doesn't he just message swaglord?

expect a kid in the bin

FUCK THE JANNIES AND FUCK THIS MIDGET

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midge

midge

Please punt my head off

midge

Why doesn't swaglord put up a sticky that you must be at least six feet tall to post?

midge

...

hiro lives in paris

no one takes a garden gnome seriously

It's from this pasta

Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.

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Midge

Why does Yea Forums keep posting about this guy?

>midget torture story turned into some shit-tier mindbreak hentai
thanks for actively ruining the meme

>people at one time actually thought this was funny

jesus

This little FREAK is a fucking abomination. It's a testament to how far we have declined as a society that he wasn't dashed against rocks as an infant. What a horrible, disgusting affront to the goodness of God's creation. If I were anywhere near Los Angeles, our modern Gomorrah, I would choke the life out of this little mongrel's disgusting and hateful demonic face. My day is ruined for having gazed upon such filth those are my genuine thoughts every time I am forced by Jewish tv execs to look at this sinful conglomeration of disease. The sheer unholy AUDACITY to try and pass this mutt, this mongrel, this ANIMAL as a human being fills me with such rage that I quake in anger. Had this halfling resided in my village I would come to him at night with fire and cleanse the world of his stain. It is a failing of modern society that now I would somehow be accused of a crime for ridding God's kingdom of such affronts to his glory.

twitter.com/WarwickADavis/status/1126250525899538432

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Well, people think the Warwick copy pasta is funny so...It's dumb as Hell, the only funny thing about it is that Warwick got triggered...weeks after that unfunny forced meme was pushed here.

I'd just kick him desu

This is by far my favorite one, especially since it was spread out between 2 posts

The fucker hasn't tweeted yet. He's in for a suprise when he finally checks out his account and finds 1000 mentions of hate replies

Whats Warwick A Davis' tax policy?

I sometimes wish I knew how to use twitter and other social media sites, feel like an old man thats been left behind.

AAAAAAAAAA woke Twitter help me!

progressive tax based on height

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Pic related is why he's upset

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he's probably recording everything and building a case. this is surely the end of Yea Forums

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holy shit isn't a genetic recombination going on there?

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i'm just honestly not convinced they should be allowed to reproduce
how evil do you have to be to condemn your children to a lifetime of certain misery?

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nudes when

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>how evil do you have to be to condemn your children to a lifetime of certain misery?
isn't that the case for all parents

Who has the one about feeding him his son? I haven't seen that one yet

>how evil do you have to be to condemn your children to a lifetime of certain misery?
Anyone having children in 2019 and beyond is doing just that

Consequences will never be the same

Paul Blart remake when

They shouldn't be. He had two kids die because he and his equally depraved dwarf wife gave them two different kinds of dwarfism, and that was too much of nature's pushback for even muh NHS/hollywood money to overcome.

Sure,
"SOMEONE GET THE BOOSTER SEAT"

...And then I will give Warwick Davis a rusty, yet sharp, blade and promise him that should he stick it up his anus I shall provide him with a quick death. He looks at me with pure hatred. The ordeal has clearly left him unhinged, yet he longs for death's sweet, tender embrace. I toss him the knife and he obliges. He screams. It is a queer mix of utter rage, hatred, sorrow, and pain. Music to my ears. Pools of blood begin forming at his feet as more and more blood spurts from his anus the further the knife goes in. When all the way in, he furiously demands what I promised: a quick death. I let out a truly evil laugh. A laugh so demonic it makes my previous sadistic cackles sound like a mother's tender humming to calm down a crying infant. I tell him he will die of the infection from the wounds of sodomising himself with a rusty blade, and that it will be agony. He screams at me that. Screams that I PROMISED a quick death. I again let out a devilish cackle and tell him the death will be quick... relative to the one I gave his son. He screams and bawls his vile piggy eyes out. His rants are barely coherent. With that, I turn, walk out of the dungeon, lock the door, and destroy the key. I smile to myself. I am content... for now. The thirst for dwarf misery will soon take hold of me again, and when it does... Peter Dinklage will have a very unfortunate day indeed.

This is fucked up but I can't stop laughing

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You have 60 seconds to explain to me why it was wrong to practice eugenics

leave him alone

>slightest jab
shitting on someone's life for no reason isn't funny

really user
trust me
you don't
its just like here except whenever someone posts something deranged they mean it sincerely and everyone agrees with them.

test tube gubgub snail man

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fucking mutants holy shit this pic

2edgy vs 2short

What a timeline.

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midge

those comments

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keked..
Am I think we should have little midge remakes of all movies, shit would be hilarious... idk what they could get to have the wookies in Nu wars to keep to scale, maybe just little teddies..

He's already done an episode on this.
youtube.com/watch?v=QFKJx8NQ9dI

I bet 10 quid you could hurdle jump over his head and get away with it it

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personally i feel this is too far

literally me on the left

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youtube.com/watch?v=gPyXq7jy-kc
god she is so tidy

Look upon my works and despair

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>The thirst for dwarf misery will soon take hold of me again
kino

Literally nobody cares.

theres always one.. but I'm sure hes behind 17 proxies, so the thought police in blongland cant touch shit.

>fuck you Warwick
best reply

They died like over 20 years ago

Why wouldn't he just cut his own throat or slit his wrists though?

0/10 immersion broken

The white knights offering serious replies to him is the best part.

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wew

bobbed haircuts make my dick harder than anything else desu

this is you Yea Forums, metaphorically you are spineless.

because I'd kick him in the head if he tried it

Based

based

Kek

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JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>try asking the previous owner of a website
phew

desu I'd destroy the daughter

>thought police
>literal death threat
you would do well to find somewhere that this isn't illegal.

which is why him taking this seriously is funny

>midge

Please stop I can only get so erect

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midge

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damn, his wife is huge

she has the chad dwarf version

>he lives somewhere in New York City

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Yep. It wasn't even for Davis. I forget who the actor was. Some Jewish, sickly looking rodent.

>ARRRGHH MOOOOT SAVE ME

Verne Troyer?

you know he got that amazoness fetish

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I almost had a drink with Tyrion at a wrap party a couple of years ago, he was just a few feet away. Thought about going over to talk to him, but I didn't want to bother him.
Seemed a pretty chill guy though.

>He lives somewhere in New York City
Well, when you narrow it down like that this'll be easy!

>moot
Jesus christ

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I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and choking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

>there isn't moar
Crinj

Based dinklidge

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she was so close to just being a very tiny but proportionate human. would have been the dream.

I know it has nothing to do with the topic of the thread, but someone knows where I can see the Japanese version of nhk in live? I mean the Japanese version, not the international version. Thanks.

I'm 6'2 and sound more like warwick davis than peter dinklage. jealous as fuck of dinklage's voice.

how old are you?

I hope moot's eating enough :(

he's irish, doesn't count

32. it's not getting any deeper.

grim

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delete this I'm old and 6'1 with the same problem

Maybe moot will come back and save this site from gook

smoke ten cigars a day and drink half a bottle of vodka a day and you'll have a gravelly voice
and throat cancer.

would've been kino if scooby was a dachshund with a dyed spot

Please post more you just got me hooked on this story

irish?

Thanks Gnome is Friday

>eugenics is ba-

cute desu

ah hell, if god hadn't amputated a foot of her torso, she'd be the ultimate spinner

the severely bastardized version in mutt land

>"Yes mam we've set up a checkpoint to catch any 4channelers who may be involved in the harrassment of a one Mr. Warwick Davis. Have you happened to have seen any of them around?

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Why would someone pass their shit midge genetics to their children?
If you love your kids, you would never let them be alive to begin with just to be cursed to live like a smurf your entire life and not the chad dwarf life, the fucking midge one.

Why is his daughter so stacked? FUUUUCK

i don't know why irish men have high pitched squeaky voices like jockeys, but it is common. don't worry about it.
just be more drunk, red faced and jovialy aggressive, people will realise you are irish and the voice will fit and make sense.

that's why it's funny now. Warick pasta threads were always dead, nobody gave a shit about them until he got triggered by it

he wants to make a masterrace of midgets.
he runs a casting company for midgets, sits on a board of a midget awareness organisation, and made his own clan of midgets.
imagine if he builds up enough wealth and influence to create a midget country.

>daughter so stacked
those probably aren't tits.
they're her kidneys and intestines forced up into her chest cavity

MOAR please please

wonder what they feel like

Are midges the new jews?

Stop being so small minded. Have a tiny bit of compassion. These threads are really low. You're hearts must be 3 sizes too small. It only takes a little understanding to see what you're doing is wrong. Be the bigger man and walk away.

bags of sand

even better, he wants to replicate middle earth. in ten years he'll start a split-off between the halflings and the dwarves.

>the normal sized lad laughing behind him

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>create a midget country
Tall order

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based and heightpilled

OK, I give up, we'll done
You got me downloading midget porn again

You don't have the slightest idea how little thought is required, it just takes the tiniest amount of dedication and a small income.

>These threads are really low
Kek

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>Be the bigger man and walk away
the bigger man has to do the walking cause the midge can only shuffle-hop

>he lives somewhere in New York City
lmao. moot is living all of our collective dreams and moved to Tokyo to be a professional weeaboo

7 YEARS LATER.

You make your long awaited return to that old torture chamber that once held David Warwick and his once beautiful daughter. These were the very first torture subjects you kidnapped, a life time ago when you were just a novice torturer. You expect to be greeted once again by that feisty little gnome woman that you fucked countless times all those years ago, only you're faced with dead silence and a darkly lit room. You see the fully decayed corpse of David Warwick, still strapped to that chair. you take a good long look at his skull, and it brings you the utmost satisfaction. That little fucking midge finally got what was coming to him. you turn on the lights only to be faced with a pile of dead babies. each horribly deformed. These were once your offspring, even for the brief moments they were alive.
There must be 9 or 10 of them. you didn't really give enough of a shit to count. Staring at you from the other side of the room was her, your little fleshlight. The years have not been kind to her physically and mentally. All the pregnancies, miscarriages, and being forced to star at her dead babies and the bones of her former father toke a serious toll on her.

fucking ghoulish

unironically find warwick quite handsome

>tfw old enough to remember when people posted FTW and epic unironically

Literally a simpler time and then you fucking zoomers came along.

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>Warwick dying
fake and gay he needs another punt

top zozz m8

i remember when people posted 'lol' and thought it was rather novel.
fuck you

Her belly was long and bloated from the 7 years of pregnancy, her pussy didn't look like a pussy. it looked like a mangled corpse. god knows how loose she was now, after popping out 10 babies. her eye lids were droopy, and her skin was saggy and dry. the few remaining hairs on her head were snow white, and nails were yellow, black, and way too long. She starts screaming like a banshee. She starts to sprint towards you, For a moment you fear for your safety, but she runs right past you and slams face first into the wall. All these years of living in total darkness has blinded her.

Where's that pic from? I wanna keep up on moot news

Why don't you stop talking hot shit over the internet and 1v1 me irl you little faggot?

Hello.

I notice you internet friends like to talk shit about me and my daily online. I’m taking pics of my laptop screen as I scroll down this thread to collect evidence.

I will report you all for bullying, attempting to kill my persona and conspiracy on how to abduct and rape my daughter and I.

Expect to be sued later this month.
-Warwick.

lil fella can't even reach me doorknob

how do i get a smol gf?

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He moved to Tokyo at the start of 2018 and some user saw him on the train

JANNY HELP I'M BEING CYBERBULLIED

youtube.com/watch?v=5VsIe6EH1oU

Big if true

They go outside more than you, must not be that ashamed.

Do you know which line? I wanna go mootspotting

yes and that time is right now.

>They go outside more than you
Of course the gremlins go outside, can't have them shitting in the house

It's going to be good when we find out it's been Karl Pilkington behind these threads all along

DARK

It's making fun of the ineptness, blandness, and the starkly contrasting entitlement complex of your average American roastie, something right up /tv's alley.

midge

why do i remember this twitter handle?

Would you Yea Forums?

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mythological in appearance

She'd make a good onahole.

This is the kind of shit I’d expect from /x/

a/s/l?

>mythological in appearance
some things are better left in the labyrinth

sauce 2

No sorry. Try or

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yes

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that kid's already working on a beer belly

Yes.

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You begin to question why you returned here in the first place. 7 years of neglecting the subjects, why return now? Maybe you hoped for some closure, or did you want sex with that beautiful little midget you once knew? As you begin to turn around and leave the chamber, you feel something on your leg, then CHOMP. THE LITTLE WHORE BIT YOUR FUCKING ANKLE. You try to shake her off but she has an iron grip. you waddle over to the wall and raise your leg up, slamming the little freak into the wall to try and get her off. BAM. BAM. BAAAAMMM. thee times you slam her against the wall and she finally lets go. she's on the floor gasping for air. the last slam knocked the wind out of her tiny little lungs. you raise your leg and stomp on her chest as hard as you can. CRUNCH! She's panicking and gasping for air. you caved in her chest with almost no effort. You decide to have a little fun before you remove these subjects and clean this torture chamber to make room for your next victim.

in a family of midgets he somehow manages to be the midgest. he and alcohol are destined to be lifetime friends

the extended dance routine was the second worst addition to the rereleases.

Is she living in one of those?

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7 years with hardly any food or water has turned her crazy and brittle. you wonder how she's even still alive. you have to assume she's been eating rats and bugs for the last 7 years straight. how she was getting water, you have no clue. as she lies there on the ground, inches away from death, you stop on her hands until they look like rubber. Her screams only entice you to hurt her more. "STUPID FUCKING MIDGE BITCH" you say, as you grab her by the legs, lift her over your head, and slam her down onto the ground. Black and yellow teeth roll around and bounce off the concrete floor.

based

damn that account is already b&nd

>midge ure: the dwarf who fucked the world

>twitter.com/WarwickADavis/status/1126250525899538432
What an entitled retard. I guess he's just used to other people doing things for him. You'd think with all the bullying he's probably endured he'd have thicker skin, or at least know that crying to the effective teacher is never the move to make. Is it so hard to ignore the taunts of a Burmese limb lengthening forum?

that tweet is from like 2 years ago
this aint new

based kike

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>twitter.com/WarwickADavis/status/1126250525899538432
wtf the tweet is real? i i thought you guys was trolling

she underwent a leg straightening operation. naturally she'd be bow legged and more like warwick's height.

t. mongrel

Twist, it’s Warwick all along.

All these threads do is make me want to look up midget porn.

dew it

Small if true

I could walk over him and poop on his head

theres really a lack of quality cripple porn in general. the best is that video of the deaf girl.
its a damn shame and just goes to show how prejudice our society is that there isnt a market for people jerking off to retards.

if i think about the mistakes in my life, i want to never have existed.

MOOT NO DON'T GET MOOT

Too bad it is all shit. Lucky for you there is a lot of midget prostitutes.

literally why would you ever write this

you may not like it but this is what peak brap posters look like

please dont tell moot on me

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Am I weird for getting a little hard from this part?

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>not siding with normies over Yea Forums posters outside of the site
cringe

Definitely usable in a selective wifelet breeding program. She's almost there.