Pay an escort

eat your own cum
trust me

Being unable to cum the first time is the terror that nobody warns you about. Took until my third try before I could actually ejaculate.

There are plenty of situations where you would want a prostitute. What if its 3 in the morning and none of my rotation chicks are awake? Im not gonna jack off like an incel, id rather call a hooker

Jerk off less, it's that simple. A couple days of no fapping should do it.

I guess those cum eating roulette anons on Yea Forums were on to something...

have se-
wait a minute

was the opposite for me, came like in a minute, too tight

fapping with deathgrip
stop fapping for a few weeks and your dick will function normal again. and eat your oats and vegetables, you will come rivers.

>having sex
Go to church

I envy you, taking so long that she wants to stop because she's raw and tired. That hurt like hell

oats?

This. My wife was impressed that I lasted so long but internally I was trying to get myself there and, in the process, not lose my erection from the nervousness. It took about four months for the danger of lost erections to go away completely.

Psychopathy it is.

you should get in touch with Liara

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It could be lack of arrousal. Not just dick getting hard but true arrousal, like try to make a plan to kill the hooker after and make the preparations, then try again. Dont tollow through tho.

I remember one time I had to fake an orgasm when I was fucking an obese woman and she demanded to see the condom because she didn't believe I actually came and I said "look over there!" and when she was looking the other direction I threw the condom out of the window and told her I lost it inside of her

I cum in like 20 seconds

I see you "40 Days and 40 Nights" poster

lots of zinc and iron. necessary for sperm production and raise your testosterone levels.

lol ok virgin

based

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Prostituts have been around forever. It’s the natural alternative to porn.

>20 year old shut in neet virgin
>have the means monetarily to hire an escort
>Too much of a pussy to go through with it
Convince me to go through with it

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>paying 80k a night for some s()ygirl because she likes pikachu
yikes
What kind of people hire her? Trust fund spergs?

By the way, can weirdos online tell the difference between worn panties? I’m thinking of just buying a few panties wiping my post workout sweat with them, and selling them to weirdos online as if they’re women’s panties.

Lol imagine beating off to so much porn that you have this issue

>when the incel tries too hard to convince you he's had sex
Kek

Have you tried thinking of your mother, OP?

>What should I do?? Eat something specific?
are you retarded? just quit porn and stop fapping

But an asshole or pussy would feel a lot better than a hand don't you think? After awhile a hand can only do so much lol.

oh my god that's my cousin, I'm not even memeing that's literally my cousin. You're telling me she's an escort?

MOOOOODS

We were watching tv, next thing I knew I was lying about having condoms because I (wrongly) assumed that not having them would mean no sex.

It was fucking weird

Unless you ferment/soak them for longer periods the anti-nutrients in oats prevent mineral absorbtion.

why would you pay an escort when you can buy alice a hot meal and watch her eat it?

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have fun bro

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You should get in touch with Liara, if you catch my drift.

I don't believe you.

Typically you have to either post pics of your body to prove you're a girl, or already be established on places like Reddit, where beta orbiters who are "Totally not incels!" usually follow a girl and pay for her shit.

that's not her fucking name, her name is laura. What are you talking about? is she an escort?

>*sex not guaranteed

Lmao what’s her name? She’s a notoriously expensive escort who’s schtick is that she’s uncool.
liararoux.com/engagements/

can i be the hot meal?

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>Is she an escort?
If she is, lucky you.

but how do u even eat it?

You triggered incels need to unironically have sex. You can get a decent hooker for 30 mins for like $120. And if youre willing to spend $400 you can fuck a very hot college chick. Theres nothing wrong with fucking hookers and i think everyone should experience it at least once.

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>baiting this hard to get sauce
You're so fucking desperate

I passed on the opportunity to do it legally when I was in Amsterdam, was that a mistake?

>this
>my wife
>lost virginity to wife
Hola Reddito

fuck you convince yourself you sound like a faggot get a guy

They can't tell the difference. If I don't wash my dick for a month it smells exactly like a vagina.

she doesn't eat animals

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Yes. But its not too late

Oh my god I'm going to throw up, she told the whole family she was working for a law firm. Lauren if you're here in this thread wtf???? you were a talented girl, you went to college for christs sake and this is what you made for yourself? I can't fucking possible tell anyone about this, Christ if your parents knew, if our grandmother knew I can't even right now with this.

This is bullshit, someone made this as a joke or to troll me there's no way this is legit

hated these, always had really bad luck

Should I fuck Chloe Arden? He's getting it chopped off soon and is willing to sit on mine

oats+milk+banana into the blender
that's my daily breakfast
you can use strawberries or whatever instead of bananas if you want.