/got/ gen

what did the targs mean by this?

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stop it. These are stupid.

>no smug yara getting fingered by theon

So why are the spain *leaks* bad?
They seem a bit better

's eyebrows

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The King in the North!

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Maario Naharis

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humor is subjective

nice

>putting night wojak instead of pic related

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I'll just be spamming pic related all day, fuck those Danyfags who thought she was safe from D&D

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youtube.com/watch?v=Erbr99-dVFs

Azor Jaime

GODS, I WAS STRONG THEN

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MY NAME IS UHTRED
OF HOUSE UHTRED

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Like saying that normal shit is better than a constipated shit. It's still shit.

just imagine if they shot this scene with all the details haha

youtube.com/watch?v=ahoHDU0T44I

>Danny forgot about the iron fleet
>Danny forgot about the iron fleet
>Danny forgot about the iron fleet

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BELL LEAKS ARE TRUE

DESTINY

If Dany had attacked KL straight away the whole thing would be wrapped up.
Clausewitz-

>I. Warfare has three main objects:

>(a) To conquer and destroy the armed power of the enemy;

>(b) To take possession of his material and other sources of strength, and

>(c) To gain public opinion.

>2. To accomplish the first purpose, we should always direct our principal operation against the main body of the enemy army or at least against an important portion of his forces. For only after defeating these can we pursue the other two objects successfully.

>3. In order to seize the enemy's material forces we should direct our operations against the places where most of these resources are concentrated: principal cities, storehouses, and large fortresses. On the way to these objectives we shall encounter the enemy's main force or at least a considerable part of it.

>4. Public opinion is won through great victories and the occupation of the enemy's capital.

>5. The first and most important rule to observe in order to accomplish these purposes, is to use our entire forces with the utmost energy. Any moderation shown would leave us short of our aim. Even with everything in our favor, we should be unwise not to make the greatest effort in order to make the result perfectly certain. For such effort can never produce negative results. Suppose the country suffers greatly from this, no lasting disadvantage will arise; for the greater the effort, the sooner the suffering will cease.

how to fix the season:
>kill half the cast in episode 3
>have final fight in kingslanding
>have other half of the cast die
>everyone dies except dany
>the final scene is the night king raping dany for 10 minutes straight
DING DONG

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Its up, Quickly before it gets removed.
reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/bmp5dt/spoilers_very_excited_for_this_new_episode_check/

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As time went on her shits only grew in strength. In scope. In size. Soon she was shitting out more than entire villages of people, with a thirst to match. The cycle would only grow as it continued.

Time went on and eventually only oceans could satisfy her thirst and subsequent ass-gravy ejections. The world was thrown into disarray as water became scarcer and scarcer, and only the ever-growing mounds of dooky-butter could be found amongst the wasterland.

In time, Earth had become exhausted of all resources. But it was not to cease to mad shitter. She became spaceborn, travelling through the cosmos searching for water to sustain the eternal shittery she had become embroiled in. Countless planets fell to her thirst as a trail of turd-juice was left in her wake.

And so she was became shit, dumper of worlds.

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Book characters who should have been in the show but weren't
>Garlan Tyrell
>Victarion Greyjoy
>Vargo Hoat
>Aurane Waters
>Patchface
>Genna Lannister

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>mfw idiots keep bothering me while i'm trying to see the rape

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>not Young Griff

Funny since Varys talked about it before they left Winterfell

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they are boring and nothing happens.
D&D what do we say about boring stories?
Not today

lol so i guess i dont browse their shit website enough to post on it, give me more karma or just have another user step up

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kek

>Book logic
If you burn KL you destroy all hope of setting up a stable rule afterwards due to the fact that your dragonfire just incinerated every single public official, diplomat, record, and cultural landmark that would be needed to transition regimes after Cersei is dead
>show logic
literally none of the things that I mentioned matter

>>Victarion Greyjoy
>dnd butchering yet another Greyjoy
No!

>She doesn't even bother getting up, because she doesn't have the energy in her, just the hunger. She shat again
First one in a while that made me chuckle.

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How did this happen?

Ribbit is such a fucking shithole goddamn

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fuck you
final final one. fixed minor things and made the watermarks™ better hidden.

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>reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/bmp5dt/spoilers_very_excited_for_this_new_episode_check/
>your karmascore is too low to post here
OH NO NO NO NO
>reddit actually has places you can't post in if you dont have enough circlejerk upboats

a long time must have passed between then

Well her father did burn Ned's father and strangle Ned's older brother, so of course there'd be some animosity between Stark and Targ.

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LET THE HOUND FUCK

First for seething trannies.

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bless you user, this image is glorious

old.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/bmowtf/i_love_our_memes/

>that watermark
kek, someone should post on there so those retards can claim it as theirs

>Not adding this

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I don't get it

>absolutely_thrones.png

Danaerys will NOT go mad. Cercei is going to make it look like Danaerys destroyed kingslanding as Qyburn said, "she has other plans for the Targeryan girl."

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>Nice n word dude
i didn’t think they were actually like this, i assumed you guys were exaggerating

>ORANGE MAN BAD
>KIDDY DIDDLER GOOD
>BUY MY FIRE AN BLOOD BOOK GOYIM

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Why would trannies be upset about gurm endorsing kiddy diddler?

Who would Sandor even bang? Nobody gives a shit about him.

>We will never get a true age appropriate Dany that looks and acts the part
bros..

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do you see any more space to add that shit there, user?

>old.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/bmowtf/i_love_our_memes/
yeah thats me, but their main game of thrones subreddit doesn't let me post

Sandor 'Meryn Fookin Trant!' Clegane, is missing

>Danaerys will NOT go mad.
unless...

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>finds out he's part jewish

>Cercei is going to make it look like Danaerys destroyed kingslanding as Qyburn said
How? Are all the MCs going to go
>DANY HOW COULD YOU DESTROY KING'S LANDING, WE SAW GREEN FIRE BLOW IT TO PIECES

>beat Trump
When will they learn?

could cover up the water mark and put it elsewhere

fucking hell

>If you burn KL you destroy all hope of setting up a stable rule afterwards
You don't need to nuke the place, at the start of S7 Cersei has basically no army near the city, the Iron Fleet is on the wrong side of Westeros, and four of the seven kingdoms are in open revolt. She's basically just the Mayor of King's Landing, and most of the city hate her because she just blew up the pope and the most popular noblemen/women. You wouldn't even need to do much to take the city, another Blackwater with the Unsullied and using dragons as CAS would have the city garrison surrendering faster than she could say dracarys

This. Plus Dany never wastes an opportunity to show how little she cares for the north and only helped kill the undead because of Kit Harington's penis.
>"Fuck your soldier's health, let's go rush King's Landing!"

and r/freefolk is the more tame of them
r/politics gave me a brain tumor

>but I have pages to write
W H E R E
H
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I S
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I T
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reddit is full of maggots

Cope

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>Still does the Emilia "LOOK AT ME I'M ACTING!" eyebrows
I hate when you guys just post Instathots and go "WHY CANT WE HAVE GOOD CASTING"

this one is my favorite

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C O P E
O
P
E

>sunset will never find her squatting in the grass

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The books have no logic because your morbidly obese messiah wrote himself into a corner in book one, refuses to finish them, and used the show as a final cashgrab before forgetting it until the day he dies

>and most of the city hate her because she just blew up the pope and the most popular noblemen/women
Pretty sure that nobody cares

>no Strong Belwas
>no Kettleblack brothers
>no Quentyn Martell
What a shitty list

>Targeryan
who? what?

>and you can tell she's angry because of all the ACTING emilia clarke is doing
-preston jacobs, a feminist

It was her turn!

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stay mad, dabid

Tell me about them
t. Show only pleb

Sansa obviously wants his dick

the people who defend dany aren't even fans of the show let alone the books
you can't expect them to spell names of their current social media posting outlet

There's a bit of space behind Rhaegal

He's right though

taena
the karstark girl who arrives at CB

Only in the show

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>finds some whore who's even uglier than emilia clarke
congratulations user, you really outdid yourself this time

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>Wanting Jew And Jewer to ruin more characters

THE BELL- *COUGH* MY QUEE- *VOMIT*
DONT LIS- LISTEN...TO T-THE B *VOMITS* BELLS

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youtu.be/FAwB-FkyWZU

unless if the barrels are full of oil instead of wildfire

>looks the part
>blue eyes
>acts the part
>can't act

I can't imagine someone dumber than you

>Snap out of it, Eugene. There are no boats, no dragons. Jesus, you hurt yourself again. I told you to take your meds, why won't you listen.

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YOU'RE SURROUNDED STANNIS
GIVE UP YOUR CROWN AND YOU MAY LIVE

niggers
Also I moved the watermark to Jon's face, its better hidden there since your eyes won't go to the edges that quickly.

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Literally, because of just this:

The he-shes have been screaming for weeks.

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she looks like that mouthy kid from Misfits

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>Pretty sure that nobody cares
they might not be up in arms about it, but do they care for Cersei enough that they'll back her hold over the city against three dragons, half the country, 10,000 Unsullied and tens of thousands of Dothraki? Most of the city guard would probably fall over themselves to open the gates

Who is that

episode for this feel?

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washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/03/01/after-criticism-lgbt-community-joe-biden-walked-back-his-praise-mike-pence/

>can't act
wish I could post some of her earlier works, she's very expressive when she tries to be. Here she was copying clarke, therefore unable to act.

Blue eyes? Copying clarke's dany retard, get fucking real get right.

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post your best fanfic

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lmao

she's got the squirming caterpillar eyebrow thing down.

i can't even see the watermark if i glue my eyes to my screen desu

What are some good tv shows that don't treat their audience like idiots?

>Danny kind of........forgot about the Iron Fleet

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the time Dany fucked darrio and jorah showed up

>Necrophiliac? What n-word are we talking about here?
the mod doesn't see it

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Oh fug a janny is onto us

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that's the point of a hidden watermark though. Plus it's good enough to the point of triggering the redditards.

Rome

>If Dany had attacked KL straight away the whole thing would be wrapped up.
Cercei could just run things from Casterly Rock, where even the dragons couldn't touch her without first digging through the mountain.
Oh wait, I forgot that show Casterly Rock is just some random castle.

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>reddit moderator is staring at the photo and can't see it
OH NO NONO

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I got caught up in shitposting like a real asshole but here it is, fuck the 3MB limit.
If I get free time I'll make 3 seperate webms of the fight.
incredible, you're prince that was promised
we already did that bald goblina is the last real unused real estate

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There was also a casting call for a 'raped girl' with over the waist nudity

source: watchersonthewall.com/exclusive-game-of-thrones-casting-news-8-new-season-8-characters/

>"the girl will be attacked by a man in a physically intense scene for which the actress, aged 18-25, will have to go naked above-the-waist."

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She is the only reason im still watching this shitshow.

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Why is Sans in literally all of these

Or he doesn't care

bless your soul user

They're obviously fake. Their Spanish is iffy for a Spaniard, and the details are easily taken from the promo and some GoT mother's day card with the rest just being fanfic and not the D&D kind

are we done here for real this time?
good, now I can shitpost in peace with it
you get a pass this time renly fag

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>why would you say that about missandei

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Forget Jon. Arya killing Daenerys would generate the biggest possible normalfag shitstorm.

>stop it. These are stupid.

The problem is that people post them whether they are good or not. Only the perfect ones should be posted.

BAHAHAHAHA A REDDIT MOD POSTS AMONG US

dude if your actually here sticky the fucking post

fucking kino

she's my only reason as well can't wait to see her getting butchered like a pig
DING DONG

I feel like her eyebrows are an alien species trying to communicate and make first contact.

>janny deleted the post

best one i've read so far, wouldn't be surprised if GRRM used this to finish that part of the chapter

I keep finding shit to fix like The Hound blocking Stannis's smile, but other than that I think I'm done. Don't want to over saturate an already oversaturated pic you know

FUCKING TARGARYEN FUCKING SHITS

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>the guy complaining about nigger has a black name
YO ISIAH, WATCHU DOIN HOMIE!?

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For bookchads, is show Euron meant to be a merger with Aurane Waters, and Aurane will have some of show Euron's plot in the books? Except instead of joining Cersei, it looks like he's about to (re)join Stannis.

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cringe you are.

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bow down to your rightful Queen, anons

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Assuming this is for when King's Landing goes fucking nuts after Dany starts roasting faggots

I don't know why but the movement of her eyebrows makes my dick harder than a broken down cement truck. I never would have thought such a thing would turn me on, but I'm pretty sure this is my new fetish now.

I just imagine fucking the ever loving dogshit out of her and how bringing her to orgasm would be expressed by those eyebrows.

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hes a combo of victarion and euron

maybe it's one of us

she's above your post

I don't get this ding ding meme

whore

Fuck Dany and all the Danyfags that exist. Jon giving her the death she deserves cannot come sooner. I genuinely hope - and I mean this with the utmost sincerity - that Dany suffers the most painful, drawn out death possible. Not a quick slice-her-head-off death. I'm talking, flay her skin off while she's alive and conscious. Like that video of the cartel peeling off that Mexican kid's skin. That's the kind of death she deserves. Honestly, I'll go further than that. If I ever encounter Emilia Clarke in person, I'll knock her ass out. You can laugh all you want to.

Why? It's simple. Dany embodies everything bad about the human female. She opens her legs to generic chads like Drogo but can't be seen with a guy like Jorah or Jon (not seriously anyways, we all know she'd just use Jon or further emasculate him with height comments). Jon is 5'8, which is average. Not short. Average. Furthermore, Emilia Clark is only 5'2. "Someone taller," she says, while being a womanlet. Fucking women.

Fortunately BASED Jon sees through her shit. Refused to hold in his secret of being part Targaryen. Jon is so far out of her league it isn't funny. Everyone loves Jon. Even the hardened northmen and the wildlings. He's funny and relatable and everything Dany isn't. And he's LITERALLY going to become King of the Seven Kingdoms. What's that? A 5'8 man is ruler of the entire continent? Not tall enough for you bitch? Rather be with literal neanderthal Khal Drogo who was too stupid to nurse his wound and died? Rather be with Daario "Literal background character" Naharis? Yeah, go ahead. Meanwhile based Jon will be getting all the pussy he wants. And no one will say a THING about his height because he objectively isn't short. Enjoy your last days of existence you loose cunted whore.

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show euron is victarion and book euron stripped of all their interesting aspects and then merged together, with a little finger in the bum mixed in there

nah

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>Isaiah spilled the beans

>Except instead of joining Cersei, it looks like he's about to (re)join Stannis.
Didn't he set himself up as "King of the Waters" on the Stepstones?

What the fuck is happening in this thread?

Imagine getting an eyebrowjob grom her.

>she can act for real! she was just not acting on purpose!
that webm showed nothing that emelia is known for with her acting other than trying to move her eyebrows a lot (still not the same)
>blue eyes get real get right xDDD
the fuck does this even mean
you said someone who looks the part
she doesn't

god damn you're a dumb ape aren't you?

I loved Starks in first seasons, but right now i literally fucking hate them all. And the worst thing is that all the Starks will get happy ending, and rest bitter or dying, what the fuck?

>janny's song
based

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>bottom right on he forehead
oh come the fuck on, reddit has to be some kind of elaborate troll website, people actually act like this?
Also God bless whoever u/Kekebl is

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i mean the missandei one

>all the Starks will get happy ending
Rickon, Robb and Ned would like a word with you

>literal neanderthal Khal Drogo who was too stupid to nurse his wound and died

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>wrote himself into a corner in book one
I have read so much about that corner, what exactly is it supposed to be?

go back

No Clarke thread on /hr/

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/got/ pretending they don't browse reddit

Euron isn't any character from the books, he's just a generic raunchy bad guy pirate

lol, Emilia actually is fantastic in SEASON 8, but she has better material to work on, she was fuking great in EP4, she was so authentic that many people who disliked her character are cheering for her right now.

those people have standards

lmao

I missed a few days of shitposting, what's up with the ding dong posting?

>>"Fuck your soldier's health, let's go rush King's Landing!"
No one called Robb mad for not wanting to go back North to fight the Ironborn thinking his Lords would go back to their keeps, stay for winter and not march again. And these were guys who fought multiple battles. Most of these Northerners haven't fought in seasons if at all, so the Long Night was their first battle, and Vale fought only the once

Who's this?

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Jon and Sansa on the Throne of Winter is the best possible ending.

He intended to have a five year time skip to age up characters and resolve some minor storylines before realising that a lot of the plotlines he'd written in wouldn't wait for five years, and that he'd have to write those five years in long and excruiciating detail..with children.

youtu.be/TVL5EaYc6cw

how do I reddit lads? do I need an account?

FINISH THE BOOK FATMAN

i wouldnt' say fantastic but she was better than the rest of the cast, and the character itself is surrounded by absolute cunts

And another thing, FUCK reddit niggers
I hate you almost as much as I hate Dany

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The final episode better be the new ruler going through their tax policy

If you want upboat and comment, yes

>Only three more episodes with the greatest lead-in modern television history
>Season 8

What did John Oliver mean by this?

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can someone explain the bell meme to me?
this place moves too fast for me to keep up

make sure you buy reddit premium to support the servers!

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Get a clue and have sex before you shoot up some school.

>Garlan Tyrell
The older brother of Loras, he's very kind, honorable and a powerful warrior. Thus will probably die in some horrible way soon.

>Victarion Greyjoy.
Brother to Earon, he's basically what stannis would be if he was a viking

>Vargo Hoat
An eccentric mercenary captain who doesn't give a fuck about money.He talks with a lisp, is fucking crazy and is the one who cut off jaime's hand. He gets btfo by Tywin though later on.

>Aurane Waters
A bastard captain who looks a lot like Rheagar. He fights for stannis until he gets captured and then swears allegience to Jeoffrey. He works himself up the ranks for a while and ends up stealing a bunch of their ships later on in the books.

>Patchface
A court jester on dragonstone who has been around for as long as people know. He often makes prophetic jokes and songs and is completely mad. Melisande fears him and thinks he has some kind of terrifying power.

>Genna Lannister
Sister to Tywin and Kevan. She's married to a frey and is probably the only person in the seven kingdoms who isn't afraid telling Tywin off. She acted as a mother figure to Tywins children and recognises Tyrions brilliance.

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According to some laws Dany goes mad after hearing bells
Apparently she wins as as Lannister soldiers begin to submit Grey Worm gets and and begins killing them, chaos ensues, combo with bells ringing for surrender make Dany "snap" and unsullied begin killing soldiers, Dothraki pillage and rape the peasants, and she burns the city with her dragon
the only thing that could make sense is if somehow she's reminded of this, bells are ringing most of the time here
youtu.be/2StNUiYdilk

Yeah, it's easy to make.
I use one where I'm exclusively subscribed to porn subreddits

>This made me remember back to when it was 2016 and i was an autist who watched Idubbz
I feel weirdly nostalgic

>reddit

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this dude claims he was able to watch episode 5

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How big is the chance that Aurene Waters is some random Targaryen bastard?

Supposed leaks say that the lannisters surrender and then ring a bell that drives dany insane and she goes full BURN THEM ALL

*some leaks*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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yes, I also suck BBC for money and take it up the ass like that guy

That's how the books will end stupid

FUCKING KEK

>loud noises makes her sperg out
Dany has autism?

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Trips confirm

they are plebs

There's a theory going around that he's still loyal to Stannis, like Justin Massey, looking to gain lands out of a Stannis victory. So him taking Cersei's fleet was all part of Stannis' plan to construct himself a new armada using crown resources.

according to the leaks, bells will ring as dany's army proceeds to pretty much destroy king's landing and its inhabitants, while dothraki rape some women in kl

some have surmised that the ringing of bells may actually be what triggers dany to do this, the leaker definitely wrote his post in a way that supports this.

this leak is given by a leaker that's been 100% correct so far, and it lines up with emilia clarke interviews and with casting calls for the remaining episodes which you can read here:

Grendy's retard hammer gets me every time

A Dream of Spring will just be a detailed tax policy

I wonder how many Buddhists would find it offensive that karma is denigrated to le imaginary internet points

Why are you spamming this? Is this supposed to be funny? We get it, you've made a funny picture in photoshop. No need to spam it 100 times in every thread. It's time to stop.

I still don't get why this joke is so popular

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yes, that's Aurane Waters

No, they're really quite different.
Aurane Waters is Cersei's master of ships, he's a pretty boy and she builds a large fleet. Aurane puts his own men in charge as captains and literally steals her entire fleet, and then goes to become the pirate king of the stepstones.

ShowEuron is nothing like Aurane
BonbiBonkers on TikTok

>ugly weebo
>try hard insta influencer
>using some software

Yeah, perfect...right

It's BS my man

it's me

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his cough is funny
that's the joke

Burn em Dany. Burn them all

*COUGH*

W-WAT-

*CHOKES*

WATCH IT A-

*WHEEZES*

user

*VOMITS*

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

It's not, a tiny amount of anons are forcing it.

Your grace, I present you...the mass driver.

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Is this 9d chess or....?

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yo izanami that kinda backfired on you lel

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by chance can you link me the dany interviews. Im not doubting you ,im just curious

The bell shit has to have more to it. Like maybe the bells are going off at the same time something actually relevant happens, and leakfag is just retarded.

Right? Sure Dan and Dabid are stupid, but this just defies all reason.

fuck off reditors

>on Yea Forums
ummm this is 4channel... we don't say the n-word here

How was patchfaces origin explained when adressed? Was he already chilling on Dragonstone when stannis took it or was he part of Stannis's court?

i wonder why people like this come here, he writes like the most obnoxious Yea Forums faggot around but his post history is entirely being an obnoxious reddit gimp

How can anyone with more than 2 brain cells look at Dany and seriously think she is a good fit to rule anything other than a strip club? This spoiled ass barbie doll with 3 giant man-eating lizards does nothing but get pampered by her advisors and either seethe or autistically screech when things don't go her way. She is nothing more than a hotter version of Joffrey with slightly less murderous inclinations. I would rather have an immortal Cersei ruling for all eternity until the sun goes cold.

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N-no YOUR the redditor

Why are normies so pissed about the starbucks cup? They're acting like it's the worst thing to happen in the show

Eh, he did a more than passable job with the children. The least of his problems.

MY BIRDS

*COUGH*

ARE

*WEEZES*

EVERYWHERE

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The sons of the harpy were redpilled as fuck

>So him taking Cersei's fleet was all part of Stannis' plan to construct himself a new armada using crown resources.
But that doesn't explain why he set himself up as a pirate king in the opposite area of where Stannis is.

NOT THE BELLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>tfw contributed to this
:)

But honestly is there any true redditfag here with a high karma count willing to post on the main sub?

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youtube.com/watch?v=VyanTVqlJ2o

reminder that d&d did literally the opposite of what GRRM wanted to do

popcultnews.com/heres-everything-game-of-thrones-stars-have-revealed-about-season-8/1531/
and
cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/a26782868/game-of-thrones-finale-season-8-emilia-clarke-daenerys-targaryen-reaction/

you can just see the key parts in my image though

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Make sure you use burner email addies for reddit in case you get banned from some sub and need a new account, that is annoying.I never manage more than three posts on /r/worldnews before I get banned for racism

Shut the fuck up faggot go back there and stay

CAPTAIN DAENERYS FROM HOUSE TARGARYEN

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>youtube.com/watch?v=VyanTVqlJ2o

what accent does this interviewer have?

The bells don't make her go mad. She just ignores them. Greyworm dying is what really sets her off.

like i wrote, what probably happens is that bells ring WHILE dany is in the process of attacking KL, and the leakfag probably misunderstood the scene or worded himself really poorly

>final 2 seasons show what happens when White Female takes power
>denaryes loses again and again
>she goes mad
>she imports and then calls upon her AFRICAN and ARAB army to kill/rape civilians

dabid&weiss are secretly /ourguys/
they are using their world-famous fantasy TV show show to paint an allegory of what we would've gotten if hillary had become president.

note: this is relevant to the discussion of /got/. entertainment has an impact on society, the one we all live in.

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>old.reddit.com/user/izanami94/comments/?sort=new&after=t1_el524r2&count=150

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this guy is so fucking weird lmao

That he wrote himself into a corner at book 1 is an exeggeration but he has said that the last 2 books are taking so long because hes basically condencing the storylines of 14 books into one and it's getting harder and harder to remember all the details and to have them make sense.

>man who writes about 12 year olds getting fucked half to death supports Biden
Shocking.

Spectacular thread lads. Truely.
Been a while since there's been a thread of this caliber.
Fuck reddit.

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>everyone elects Bran King
>he refuses
>says there is another
>council rides to a quaint house in the Vale
>find a old farmer plowing his field
>"is it true" Sam asks "is it really you?"
>"Maegor Targaryen?"

OH CAPTAIN OH CAPTAIN YOU HAVE ME AT FULL MAST WHERE SHALL I DOCK

Why do normies only now seem to realize the show is garbage? It's been crap since season 5 and I would argue season 8 has been better than season 7 so far

i never noticed gendry's hammer last time i saw this.
kek

>no lady stoneheart

As mentioned before, Aurane Waters. He's basically Show Euron, but a secret Stannis agent.

Why the fuck are these actors such whiny pieces of shit?
>My character did not win therefore not only am I going to spoil the ending but I'm gonna cry and whine about it like a huge baby
Like holy shit these people cannot be any more fucking unlikeable. My god, it's a fucking role, your entire job revolves around you playing a character. You are NOT the character.
Everything about this show fucking stinks.

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There's no "book logic" about this, she is nowhere near needing to make any decision over burning KL or not doing so.

I love our memes xD

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Thank God. Truly, the dumbest shit ever.

kek

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>This is who ratted us out
He was responding to a post saying "This is what happens when you put women in charge of armies"

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Well acting like an entitled cunt is very in character for Dany, maybe Emilia is not really acting but that's just how she really is.

I love Emilia but I hate Daenerys

Haha epic bro , mind if i post this on 9gag? Xd

Worst idea Martin ever had. Almost ruined the Red Wedding

>everyone elects Bran King
>he refuses
>says there is another
>council rides to a quaint house in the North
>find a old arsonist burning idols
>"is it true" Sam asks "is it really you?"
>"Stannis Baratheon?"
Fix'd

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SJWs would attack you for saying anything bad about the show, because it had "stronk wimen". But now that they killed they token black stronk woman you can say whatever you want.

judging by his name the cunt's 25 years old too, fucking wew lad

>MFW there is an actual mod on r/freefolk who is trying to help us succeed
Pleas just sticky it who ever you are

Targniggers will never fail to make me fucking laugh.

what is happening, the redditpost is still up but they delete comments, is the janny too dumb to see the watermark?

>sjws love game of thrones because mug storng women
>sjws hate game of thrones because muh sexual assault

Which is it /got/?

Their favorite characters didn't struggle so they didn't care, you saw cheers when Arya killed Nigh King

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C'mon janny, do one for us

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Does reddit get this triggered over the word nigger all the time?

might be a good thread to help shut down the spain leaks bs if we compile everything

move

janny if you are among us give us a sign

There's no islands worth taking in the North. Stannis needs a redoubt should he fuck up, and he needs a naval base. Dragonstone's too close to King's Landing.

Xev Bellringer

pretty much, they're an ubersensitive echo chamber and the people in the comments are regularly worse people than Yea Forums autists

t. unironic redditor

What season was GoT on when Gurm shared his ending with D&D?

I remember there was a pic of the comment section on r/greentext completely sperging out because the n word was in the screencap somewhere.

they hated it when the women were raped, they started to love it when the women started to kill men, now they hate it again because women are dying.

shes cant even act, doesnt even deliver lines and looks exactly like emilia so whats the point

>he thinks its dumb you have a dramatic character death that hits the feels then randomly has the character being like a zombie and showing up in like 2 scenes in 3 books and never mentioning her again

oh...god dammit george

>Brother to Earon, he's basically what stannis would be if he was a viking

Stannis and Victarion are completely different. Victarion is the epitome of a barbarian marauder, his only law is strength.

oh no no no!

I feel like the fact that we are so close to the end is helping, on previous seasons it was easier to overlook the retarded shit and think "well surely at least they will get the end right"

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>How was patchfaces origin explained when adressed? Was he already chilling on Dragonstone when stannis took it or was he part of Stannis's court?

Stannis' dad and mom went to Essos and came back with the best jester on the continent. Their ship sunk in the bay as the ship came in, and Stannis saw it all from the shore. His parents drowned and Stannis became an atheist. However, the jester, Patchface, washed up on shore days later all crazy.

STANNIS goes in all fields.

He shared it before HBO even decided to give D&D the go-ahead for the show. It was a stipulation IIRC.

it's as said, but there's theory the gods have avatars walking around, and patchface is the Drowned God's avatar.

Who the fuck tries to rape people mid battle?

sandniggers

Book Casterly Rock is like Iron Forge? Thats pretty cool if the case

Please let that happen