What an outlandish plot!

Good goy

Woah, really?? A 2000s boner comedy is shit?? And here I thought we were discussing one of the true modern classics, you schooled me, buddy.

American Pie managed to be good

Define "good"

The rape scene was actually the most clever thing I've ever seen out of a rom-com. Having a movie about a man struggling to control his desires and about the meaning of sex in a relationship peak with the dude's ex (aka his past) sneaking up on him and taking it away by force. It also gets points because no one in their right mind would have ever guessed that would happen

>rape scene gets bonus points because it was a surprise rape scene

Your mind is broken

No, not because the rape was a surprise. Because it was in a typical rom-com that didn't stray at all from normal romantic comedy movie tropes outside of the main dude getting raped by his ex because she could make a quick buck. The rape itself completely fit with the narcissist ex gf who doesn't actually give a fuck about the main guy.

>his job is a webpage designer

life in the early days of the internet was weird I take it

im very horny and lonely

im married and im pretty sure its been 40 days since i last had sex

I've passed by the 3 year mark. I feel like the Voyager spacecraft slinging off of Jupiter's gravity now going super fast since it feels like it doesn't matter anymore.
it gets easier

Had some friends who made decent money doing it while still in high school. It's downright quaint.

all rape is a surprise

kek

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Is she the hot princess from A Knight's Tale?

Yes, but you aren't surprised that the girl did it because there were signs she was a complete psycho bitch who would do that. it was surprising because here you are watching a Rom-com and all of a sudden the main character gets raped

I never watched it I'm not that user
just felt like making a shitty joke
haha

>the ending is his buddies listening at his door while he has sex, betting on whether he'll literally shag her to death

That's super fucking gay, right?

This fucking guy is way too invested in his roommates sex life

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I actually wound up seeing this with a male friend because Fast and Furious was sold out. Pretty awkward and gay, even if it had some funny moments.

I guess that explains why you chopped your dick off and started shooting estrogen.

probably too nervous/ too used to your hand. try practicing on a fleshlight

No i had this problem -ish for my first two or three times with my ex gf a few months ago where I would get semi-soft while putting the condom on. It's all about realizing that it doesn't matter if you do bad. Even if you can't get hard or bust too early or whatever you can still finish her off in other ways. Once you realize that it takes the stress away and you can get/stay erect enough to fuck her brains out. Don't beat up your dick to hard though either, and I mean masturbating or your gf trying to fuck it while it isn't totally hard. Mine hurt for a few days after my second time which was like 2 hours after my first because I was half -hard and trying to get it in.

Wasn't it because he was like an orbiter who got laid on Harnett's coattails?

Just take some Viagra bro