How does she do it?
Same age as Brie Larson
By being a literal Goddess. /pol/ is always right
Absolute perfection
Little boy semen facials.
reminder that she lusted after Jake Jewenhalls BIG JEWISH COCK and got butthurt when he didn't come to her birthday party
Imagine being Taylor’s ex boyfriend from high school. Grew up thinking you would spend your whole life together. She leaves you and becomes one of the most famous people on the planet while you are a fuckin loser who still lives in your hometown. I think I would kill myself
Brace for lesbian reveal. It's coming.
based big ball gyllenhall
Do give some sort of source, but Jakey is based
>while you are a fuckin loser who still lives in your hometown.
Pretty unlikely she'd ever date a loser like that to begin with.
Huh, ya know when you put it like that I don't feel so bad about my failed relationships.
>that tummy
Hnnggg
She used to be in love and actually made a song about some dude who later would be arrested for being a pedo I think
Would anyone else like to see her compare her breasts with Gigi, Lorde, Emma Roberts, Lily James and Genie Bouchard? How do their chests compare?
Who should she trib?
you should post image collages with all the women you suggest
What does TayTay's butthole smell like?
I’d love to but I’m not on my pc.
You like any of the ones I suggested. Feel free to add to the list
why did you start sucking up to the democrats tay?
>)
photoshop
>Brie Larson
French genes
>Taylor
Anglo genes
She doesn't have a butthole, once she absorbs nutrients the remains magically disappear through magic trix done by her faery flora
Tay Tay unironically has the bigger rack amongst all of them
This …these are heavily gooped.
Nice. She would make them line up in chest size order from biggest to smallest, mocking their racks for not being as big as hers. How would they rank?
well, she can't act, she's not a good singer, her lyrics are shit -- people only find her attractive because of her looks, which she was given at birth, so...
>he thinks the goddess need photoshop
Lmao
Now post face without layers of makeup
How many times have you jerked off to this dress?
have sex
You think freaking Brie's would be better?
Her voice is "attractive" and the music is B-grade pop music. Not bad, especially if you're a red-blooded American boy.
Lorde has the nicest ass out of all of them
Damn i didnt expect that from lordy
They look big. What bra size are they?
Still gorgeous.
Agreed. What about breasts? How do they rank from biggest to smallest?
>He thinks Tay is actually here.
Cute user.
Taylor Swift as Dazzler
Phase 4
make it happen, Feige
cute!
Small.
Hadid's are the largest. Next comes Swift, Bouchard. The rest are about the same. Could be wrong
>How do their chests compare?
Swift would be disqualified because she bought her tits.
Fuck off marvelcuck, if anything Taylor will be the new catwoman or poison ivy.
Would anyone else like to see her in some loser cums first pussy to pussy sexfights? Who should she face?
>the nephew whos obsessed with taylor swift's breast size is here
bruh
This. Think of how alpha Canada could have been, but those fucking baguettes stuck their stupid fucking frog faces in and water it down from 100% alpha to 50% alpha, 50% Trudeau.
It's not even like I can say "let's glass France" because no one French even lives there anymore, it's 97-98% African, so I wouldn't even be punishing their ancestors because Jews did that to them to nullify any future nationalist threat by virtue of Africanising the entire country.
Very, very petite filous.
Yes! Would the others mock her? What would they say? How would the rest of the contest go?
imagine spraying your fish paste in between those sex pillows.
>Anglo genes
LOL
>catwoman or poison ivy.
Tay would never associate herself with failure that DC is. You have shit taste and are a horrible Tay fan.
Dude this is an edit lol
Yea, I agree. Hadid has a healthy chest. Got to be C cups
happy?
I swear she's getting better looking with age. I always thought she looked good but not as good as people make her out to be but the more I see her the better she looks. I think the added weight helps. Use to be a rail.
>Dazzler got niggered by AU Negro Cyclops
>Jean got niggered by Bishop
Why are they niggering my X-Babes?!
Does she still have hairy arms?
Which porn was this traced from
Thoughts on her taste?
Unironically twice the cunt Brie is.
Shut up, Jeen a cute!
>Lana del rey
Yikes. Rest is decent
Huh. Expected she would be worth far more.
It's kinda odd when you think about it that some random fat guy programmer who used to hang out on Yea Forums, who made one video game and is now spending his time shitposting on twitter is worth more than Taylor Swift.
Ya. I’d like to see her trib with Karlie Kloss, Gigi, Lorde and AnnaSophia Robb
>implying Tay would associate with foot fungalgal
Implying Tay would play any other capeshit character other than catwoman, you really don’t know her do you user.
Yes with pregnant Kate Upton
Me on the left
Oh fuck. What would happen when they remove each other’s bras? Would they press their chests together?
Taylor would be so embarrassed . Plus she's a closet lesbian with a fetish for huge natural tits
>rich
>a literal goddess
>AND redpilled
the trinity of perfection
Love it. Which other titty monsters would Taylor invite (or Kate bring along)? Alexandra Daddario, Natalie Alyn Lind, Christina Hendricks, Hunter King, Marina Diamandis, Katy Perry, Eva Green, Betty Gilpin, Ryan Newman? You like any of those?
but can she act?
Hi Ollie
>fag flag
This dumb bitch is a nigger loving whore
She was an uggo in HS.
Marvel has said any MCU movies involving X-Men characters are still about 5 years away
At which point Taylor will probably be considered too old
What is with this "ME" Music video and Taylor swift appearance? Is she trying to bring the 80s/90s back cause that the vibe I'm feeling when I see her video.
Shes trying to make pop (2010s pop) music mainstream again instead of trap and rap
Well it failed,
She couldn't top Old Town.
Also it feels not 80s/90s pop to me
I think she is just trying to have fun and bring colour back to a dire and depressed pop market, especially after how dark she went for rep.
>Also it feels 80s/90s pop to me.
Fixed
BAD GOY BLOOD
based
she got a implant or something? don't remember they were big before.
Nigger thats a fucking massive makeup cake
You realize that its just the first week of the song right? Also it has broken lots of records. Far from being a fail
yikes losing maxillary fullness. in 5 years she will be done. Brie will retain her attractiveness
I really want to stick it in Taylor's asshole
Yeah cause the other actresses and celebrities go out with a clean face
I'm not fan of that song user,
As RDR2 player myself,
But if didn't top that song release then it still in second place. Which is still good in my opinion.
>How does she do it?
several nutritionists personal trainers photoshop and significant surgery (real obvious to know when since she fucking vanishes from the public eye when it happens)
trust me. all assholes taste the same, except for mexican
Taylor has maintained her virginity, never drinks alcohol, never smokes, never goes out during peak sunlight, and goes to bed by 9PM.
Yeah its pretty good. Reaching #1 its not easy at all, its all about luck most of the time
I oughta slap you for lying....
She's a 6/10 with infinite money for stylists personal trainers makeup artists and probably surgeries
There's a reason she "suddenly" got significantly hotter like 3 years ago
So the same as every other celebrity on earth? You really made a point here user
Yeah same as other celebrities who are significantly hotter than her lol
Taylor Swift has been the most beautiful american celebrity since like 2009. Theres a reason shes the america's sweetheart you dumb nigger. Get the fuck out of this thread yo're probably a mexican
Stop hating
all the rainbows and lavender mean she doesn't like boys.
You're just mad your waifu is irrelevant, im sorry user
Only other celebrity who comes close to Taylor Swift is Amber Heard.
cotton candy
nigger name 1 (one)
I like Jake, but i'm not convinced the two of them dating was real at all. They probably barely saw each other in the 5 or so months they "dated", but she wrote nearly an entire album about him. Give me a break.