/trek/

Yeah, I collect 'physical media'. So what you digital dorks.

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how is he so based

No, you don't. Your post wasn't even hateful or petty.

>he watches Star Trek on Regretflix

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>laser disc
i havent even seen a laser disc player since like 2002

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star trek

Regress with the times, buck-o. I bet you don't even own any 'vinyl'.

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google images, dude. he's playing u

The only bad post is the one that get's no replies.

forward too future

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i'm just commenting on the last time i saw a laserdisc player
watched die hard on it

Best Cardassian coming through

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ok, look, this isn't your blog, dude.

Wasn't he half human?

Hey /trek/,
My name is Khan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was genetically engineered, and fought in the Eugenics Wars. What treks do you go on, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have banging hot girlfriends (they just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitches

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>frame grab
gayspeak

you died alone on a desert planet

Helm, plot a course for Virgin VI.
Let's see what's down there.

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He died in the Mutara nebula. typical stationfag

Whatever. the movies aren't canon

Let's try to see anything over the glare of that uniform, Christ

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die hard 1
9/10
needs more feet without glass in them, preferably female

feetfags out
the west has fallen

Looks weird

no, he is a proper pure blood Cardassian.

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I realized he was a spy like 30 seconds in.

Dont you want DS9 HD remaster? TNG got it, DS9 deserves one too

No one cares, you suck. Bye.

My name is Gul Dukat and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass posts. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on subspace.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Prefect of Bajor and leader of the Cardassian people. What rank do you have, other than "crewman that mops the holodeck after Barclay is through" or “mspaint fag”? I also have photographic memory, repel Vulcan mind melds and have a big titty green slave (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitches

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Voyager first

he wants you to think he's a spook so you won't think he's really a spook
learn to mindfuck newb

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>I realized he was a spy like 30 seconds in.
Maybe because everyone on the crew suspected he was a spy from the get go?

At least Ducat was a regular poonpounder

>No one cares
Nonsense. everybody needs to see Dukat's glorious neck in full HD

No, just no. Look, we'll see you buddy.

this makes both canon in eachother's universes right
right

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What did Berman mean by this dialogue?

PARIS: You're making a big mistake. Can't you see what's going to happen? We're the only humans out here, Harry. People are going to start pairing off, and if we don't double team the Delany sluts in Stellar Cartography soon, someone else will.
KIM: I've got a bitch back home.
PARIS: So what? I've got bitches everywhere, even Australia.
KIM: I plan on seeing my bitch again.
PARIS: Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry. You really think she's going to wait for you?
KIM: I hope so.
PARIS: Let her go. Let her have a husband and kids and a good life, while you and I double team the Delany sisters.

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Game of Thrones is just one of Quark's holosuite programs

Dont you like Cardassian necks?
Ok how about HD spoon foreheads.

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"A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. To force them to acknowledge your enormous grey cock."
-Gul Dukat

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Haha epic reference bro! I love pop culture and I’m going to mention this sick reference on my blog.

you can stop blogblogposting now you've done it twice

I take it you're struggling irl.

>blogblogposting
Have you nothing better to offer me?

blogblogblogposting if u rly want it bb

Ah a veritable heterosexual, a male of refined taste, a stallion sexually calibrated for only the most fertile alien babes. A glistening gemonite statue honoring his cock should be built in the center of Cardassia city!

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What are some of your other favorite science fiction and fantasy shows? We should do an epic rap battle video between Picard and Gandalf but pepper it with clever X-Men references!

Leave now and never come back

I'm all outta cognac, guys.

I like Yugioh.

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Maybe it's the beer talking, /trek/. But you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big chewy pretzels here (undecipherable slurring) five dollars?! Get outta here!

Nobody cares jump into a moving car

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are you gay?

would you like some wild turkey
>beer
>big chewy pretzels
i would like some of those
mustard or cheese sauce with the pretzels

Remove yourself from the thread.

pls

I'll pour you some of my finest vintage.

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Isn't it obvious

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Thanks for the reply, user. I don’t know much about Yugioh, but I respect your enthusiasm for it! Have a great day!

sup /trek/ just cruising by to say nice job bros two threads in one day still nowhere near /got/'s numbers but you're getting there keep it up anyway see you nerds on the water
RADMURE TULLY OUT

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T H I C C
wonder what they fuck they used for that on the set
the spirits are yours in spirit user
help yourself

DAMN YOU, RADMUUUUUURE

Colored corn syrup and later sugar free maple syrup because the actor who played Damar was getting sick from all the carbs.

I miss them, lads.

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me too, let's cuddle

B R A V E

>Colored corn syrup and later sugar free maple syrup
christ that sounds horrible
>Damar god sick of it
now that i think of it he's the only recurring cardassian that drank kanar regularly

The dumbest part about VOY is that the showrunners felt they had to set it in a new quadrant, as though the Alpha Quadrant's been spent and there's nothing more to see there. In reality, One quadrant alone would contain far more worlds and species than one single show could ever hope to portray.

I don't really watch stargate

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The ultimate conclusion to this post is we should all just be watching SeaQuest

they should have taken all the weird aliens from the gamma quadrant in DS9 and put them in VOY, then just kept DS9 as an internal affairs sort of thing with federation intrigue against cardassia
you mean bab5

No, because why even leave Earth when so much of our own oceans have yet to be explored

I've thrown away my toys, even my drum and train,
I want to make some noise with real live space-planes,
Someday I'm going to fly, I'll be a captain, too,
And when I do, how would you like to be my crew?

On The Good Ship Voyager,
It's a long trip, disaster might occur,
Where Ocampa play,
In the sunny underground of artificial day

Replicators breaking everywhere,
Maquis treachery fills the air,
And there you are,
Happy falling into a collapsing star

See the Kazon steal the transporter module,
With the big bad Borg breaking time-space,
If you relax too much, ooh-ooh,
You'll awake with a Hirogen gun in your face

On The Good Ship Voyager,
It's a long series we have shitty cliffhangers,
And dream away
On The Good Ship Voyager...

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Garak = Dukat > Damar > Tain > Kira’s Cardassian stepdad

I don't like homosexuals so that's a pass from me.

he's just gay frenly

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>DISCO
more like
'I'm SICKO'

are there aliens on the seafloor

digits confirm

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Why didn't anyone say anything when Mirror Picard appeared on the Enterprise in that one episode?

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because mirror picard successfuly infiltrated and completed his mission without being discovered

fuck it

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Ira said they should have made Garak gay and I feel vindicated.

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why

she's just making shit up

>she's

Wait...GAYS in /trek/? No, NO, this will not stand!

I'm not. Watch the DS9 doc.

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link it then ffs

homophobe

When talking best Cardassians how can we forget Marritza.

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I thought we were anti gay here?

Why? A quarter century late after endless questions from fans about his relationship with Bashir. At a time when its easy good boy points, that's fucking worthless.

No, just stop.

/trek/ got that wagon

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They were gay on the show, dude.

If you accept "queer coding" that's all you'll end up getting you stupid faggot.

You need to see literal fencing before getting that someone's gay, you dumbo chomo fatass fucktard?

pls no hatewords pls

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>shipping

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I just looked online and there's still no cure for loneliness.

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O’Brien was the only gay DS9 character

well my cure is autism but that's really more a distraction

>shipping

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literally me

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Want me to link a cinema near you in 4 days, if you're in NA? A blu ray without a set release date?

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Do it without the attitude or leave it be.

Well helloooooo

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implied

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Has the "menacing energy" of yesterday on the discord subsided? I wouldn't mind taking a look at the new one.
Watching in the pale moonlight right now, what are your favorite episodes that add a spin on a character?

someone link the discord for mr. noob here, lol'
pathetic

Show us what you can do with a dead thread and we'll consider posting a link.

ds9documentary.com/
Didn't mean to be too snappy

I've been going to 1701 for years and every single time I open the tab there's always THAT guy making cringe comments over and over. It's like he's an alien entity that has power over the mods and they're afraid of him or something. Last time I was there he was literally making shitting sounds and adding bizarre commentary from the episode being shown. Don't get me started on the in-jokes these people have, calling keiko cakehole and changing the cast's names and whatever. I honestly couldn't give a shit about any of it up until I had to endure what was the end of every couple of episodes where they shoehorn some heavily edited video their local tranny "musician" made with absolutely TERRIBLE music, it's like breakbeat but made by someone with no skill or training, 4minutes+ of this shit the fucking cringe man, and they have multiple videos of this shit going on. At least in the past you could just go through the list they had on display and watch whatever ep you wanted while the group watched VOYAGER but they even hid that the absolute fucks. Don't even bother to want to watch some trek on the weekend there because it's movie weekend, or MOOBIES like these dweebs like to call it. Last time I saw them actually stream a trek movie was the first time these fucks shoehorned this shit as an excuse to watch movies aka fucking forever ago. And you can't even try to connect with these people because you're basically held hostage to sit and listen to them drone on about unfunny stupid shit 90% of the time, their daily boring routine lives or their shitty jobs for hours and hours. Absolutely horrible congregation of cringe.

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Don't get me wrong, I'm interested because I don't have anyone to discuss /trek/ with irl and I liked chatting a bit on the old one, but why should I perform a feat, no single poster here could accomplish, when there weren't any requirements the last time? Has everyone on the channel saved a dead thread?
There shouldn't have been any lately.

>why should I perform a feat, no single poster here could accomplish
I like Star Trek

>discord
KYS

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the discord died because of bullying

No one is replying to my great posts. Fuck you faggots.

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which post is yours

The Breen are a section 31 false flag.

Imagine if Gene were alive today.

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So do I, and only together with others that share this feeling, we can accomplish having good threads.
Again?
Try again and someone will.

Care to elaborate on your daring synthesis?

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The Breen are a section 31 false flag to create a common enemy in the alpha quadrant. Their planet is "quite comfortable" according to Weyoun and they "have no blood" despite being humanoid. They are politically neutral and only take sides during times of war. They wear environmental helmets and spread disinformation about their alleged biological uniqueness to avoid blood sampling while relaying false biological signals to medical and other intrusive surveying instruments. Underneath they are just human and serve the interests of the Federation.

This faggot has the craziest eyes. There is no way he isn't a pedo.

Does the 7 of 9 breast expansion """""parody""""" video edit exist in higher than 360p? Even 480 would be leagues better.

this is trek

you are gay

Pls no namecalling

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Why would the Dominion play along? Don't you think the founders would thoroughly investigate their allies?
Are you suggesting all breen are section 31 agents?

What’s more likely is the Breen the Female Changeling was uncharacteristically pleasant towards was a Changeling infiltrator.

Who's the Boba Fett of Star Trek?

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Garak or Vash, maybe Rom

...

Please respond.

Bounty Hunters in Star Trek would be interesting

STR0NK

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Based Baltic poster.

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>fuck it
I laughed at this one.

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Season 1-2 of DS9 was pleb filter.
It was actually better than seasons 5-6.

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It's time for contrarian opinions

Whispers and Duet are in the top 10 all time for me.

>actually posting in the discord

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>Overrated character who never does anything and dies an ignominious end

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People say Measure of a Man is a good episode because it has one good Picard speech and they want to fuck their laptops

This nigga looks high af.

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>implying you need anything more than one good Picard speech for the episode to be good

>not liking JAG: Star Fleet edition

>trips beats dubs
Damn

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Probably the best Trek related gif I've ever come across

t. watches Star Trek for mindless action

The best episodes are the ones who take place entirely on the ship or two ships.
You can't deny this.

>You feel uncomfortable about aspects of your duplicate, Data. We feel uncomfortable too, and for no logical reason. If it feels awkward to be reminded that Data is a machine, just remember that we are merely a different variety of machine. In our case, electrochemical in nature. Let's begin to handle this as we would do anything else.
I'm definitely not watching it for continuity

what's that line got to do with the lack of continuity though?

Good point wtf I love Measure of a Meme now

acting retarded doesn't help explain what you meant. If it's any comfort to you I think it is an overrated episode also. We could have taken down the sycophants, but I guess the Data dick measure-ers win

celebheights.com/s/Marc-Alaimo-2450.html

>seething DS9fags

Ok I'll bite. Encounter at Farpoint and Datalore both specifically address Data's legal status as a person and not Starfleet property. MoaM throws that out the window based solely on Maddox's whims so we can have a courtroom episode.

>so we can have a courtroom episode
AKA we don't have a huge budget for this one so we'll spend 30 out of 46 minutes in the same room.

Why are you trying to divide the fandom?

>schizo user's boogeymen

Eh. Star Trek is notorious for lack of continuity and constant retcons. I can enjoy episodes regardless. Just headcanon them out of the canon. It would have been a loss to the show if all the stories disputing Data's personhood were never made. If anything Encounter at Farpoint and Datalore are the odd ones out here. And the crew generally do regard Data as a person anyway, it is Starfleet and random scientists that have a problem with that. The only episode I think is truly unforgivable and lore breaking is the one where Data fucks Tasha and is effected by the emotion fucking-up thing

That's such a Voyagerm thing to say

Who has the best legs in trek?

unironically me

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The episode itself lacks any internal logic. Maddox was a member of a Starfleet acceptance board that certified Data's personhood but he's allowed to unilaterally override that ruling.

i want T'pol to step on my face

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Ok I see what you're saying. I just personally accept it by realising what a fundamentally corrupt and dickish association the Federation and especially Starfleet are. If you hate the episode that much, I'd advise you just forget that it exists- and for the record I think it's pretty sub-par

Is this supposed to be a ranking/ tier list?

For me, it is mirror universe Rand.
Have a song, compliments of MKULTRA.
youtu.be/4x0fPZrPV3M

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Good post VF

>a fucking Yea Forums pass

Seattle is the hotbed of Yea Forums cucks. Don't waste your breathe on him.

I watch Star Trek for the deep hard hitting philosophy.

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That's a bookstore

>paying to have the FBI spy on you

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Yeah and you can go there and read everything and drink coffee and you don't have to buy anything.

The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after a based Mirror Universe Trek series is made.

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Ahh, yes, but will there still be a /got/ in 52 years? I don't think so, pal. You guys aren't even allowed to post your thread off-season.

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>reading books that have been used by others
yuck

I am not Valley Forge.
youtu.be/_h9X9IqZvi0

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>a gif
Oh no, my friend. That's a YTMND
databong.ytmnd.com/
True story: YTMND used to be a rival of Yea Forums in the early days. There were great shitposting and troll wars that went on for months, back and forth between the two sites.
>t. extremely oldfaggot

Maybe, but I'm going to call you Valley Forge anyway VF. Keep up the quality content!

What a waste of time to read such drivel.

based VF

>I am not Valley Forge.
Which is exactly what Valley Forge would say if he didn't want you to know he was Valley Forge

Based

Classic Jimmy 2x / VF

hi VF. You're my favorite.

youtu.be/g9583fj1AHg

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who the fuck is valley forge

Great VF is pissed. Angry phone calls to Pittsburgh area Starbucks just went up 25%.

>expressing yourself with youtube links

Number of god tier characters in each Trek.

TOS
>Kirk
>Spock
>Bones

TAS
>Kirk
>Spock
>Bones

TNG
>Data
>Worf

DS9
>Kira
>Odo
>Quark
>Rom
>Garak
>Gul Dukat
>Bashir
>Worf

VOY
>Janeway
>The Doctor

ENT
>Tucker
>T'Pol

DSC
>Ash Tyler
>Lorca
>Pike

You know who won.

Yeah, TOS. The power of those three characters outweighs the sheer numbers of DS9 or any other series. There will never be a better trio.

I an not VF though.
youtu.be/U8G-qb0hQrk

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based VF doubling down on the plausible however unlikely deniability

why do DS9 fans always try to start these childish arguments

Calm down VF.

It's been 9 years, let it go.

Careful, his jannie hours are coming up soon

As far as Star Treks go, what matters a lot to me are believable, meaningful and interesting character relationships. No, I don't mean characters just making eyes at each other. Enemies, friends, lovers, rivalries and even just powerful coworker relationships.

TOS has Kirk, Spock and Bones which you could honestly write a book about how great these three are. They are the trinity of Star Trek. They're funny, insightful, compelling, they feel genuine and they actually learn from each other. However, there are no other relationships on the show aside from maybe Sulu and Chekov (not a good relationship whatsoever) and I guess Scotty and the Enterprise itself.

TNG is nearly void of any meaningful relationships. Data and Geordi aren't interesting. Data and Riker aren't interesting. Worf and Troi made me sick. Troi and Riker is tainted by the fact that Troi is a part of it. Worf and Data weren't developed enough. Picard and Riker was boring.

DSC has amazing relationships all around. Garak and Bashir. Bashir and O'Brien. Odo and Quark. Odo and Kira. Kira and Sisko. Sisko and Jake. Rom and Quark. Rom and Nog. Nog and Jake. Gul Dukat and Kira. Gul Dukat and Garak. I guess Sisko and Dax too sometimes.

Voyager, as much as I love it, has pretty poor relationships. The strongest of them are Tuvok and Kes, Janeway and Chakotay and the Doctor and Kes. Kim and Paris weren't developed as much as they should had been.

Enterprise is an even worse offender. Archer, Tucker and T'Pol are obviously trying to replicate the Holy Trinity without completely ripping them off. So, Spock became and asshole, Bones became an idiot engineer and Kirk became a goofball. They're good but not as powerful or meaningful. Let alone that poor fucking Phlox, one of the most compelling Enterprise characters, has NO meaningful relationship with anyone except for his blood worms.

DSC is the absolute fucking worst example. I enjoy the show but every relationship is X and Burnham except Ash and L'rell.

>DSC has amazing relationships all around.

*DS9. Fuck.

I get the two needlessly grimdark shows with pickaninny leads confused too

Don't worry I already hated VF and BF. All tripfags must go.

based VF going hard undercover

You are Valley Forge and nothing you say can convince me otherwise.

nary a pixel

You can't delete this post Valley Forge!

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>shouting at ghosts
based schizo

Good one VF

Who wants more pasta?

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>what matters a lot to me are believable, meaningful and interesting character relationships.

You sound like a woman.

that pasta triggers me

Replicators on intrepid class ships can't produce anything above prison quality food.

That TNG episode that tactlessly pits Native Americans colonists against Cardies with the Feds mediating. Dialog is clunky with a lot of heavy handed political undertones and the Indian chief white guilts Picard for some reason despite him being French. At the end Wesley gets abducted by time pedo.

When I take my sugar to tea
All the trekkies are jealous of me
'Cause I never take her where the gang posts
When I take my sugar to tea
I'm a rowdy dowdy, that's me
She's a highclass baby, that's she
So I never take here where the gang posts
When I take my sugar to tea

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>It is often said, the toastier the roast, the bigger the beef. Something mysterious happens amidst a given roastie’s goring and boring, the punishing penetrations and serial prolapses. That once delicate, sliver of an innie blossoms like an angry meaty tulip, one that holds only gaping darkness as its pollen. Diving deeper into her labyrinthine labia, we peer into an incredible world beneath the beef and bologna, one ruled by a kind of ‘Rule of the Jungle,” only this empowered ecology spreads itself open to a new batch of invasive species almost every evening. Those Papilloma particles are pummeled and pulverized into her flesh, the same as the sticky spores of Gonorrhea, the motley lots of adenoviruses, amoebas and anaerobic fauna, many from vastly far away places. Driven through her epithelial layers and deep into her beef, they burrow and seek out nutrition, infection, and begin to terraform the vaginal tissues into a land suitable for the apocalyptic droves deposited throughout each cycle of the sun. Her immune system has long since grown into an abiding symbiosis with the invasive menagerie of bacteria, fungie and flagelating mystery monsters, even incorporating genes delivered by the various retroviruses and postules of microRNA sent throughout her blood stream at the behest of her vagina’s new tenants. Designed by nature to be a fertile pasture for reproduction, now her semen-soddened womb whistles hollow like a ghostly edifice remaining from a war. But she has become enhanced in other ways by her network of viral supporters. HPV has hacked her dopamine and serotonin circuitry, making her bolder and more brazen, more risk-seeking and even more sexually insatiable.

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What song is he tooting?

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Some off the wall song choice with inappropriate lyrics

I was actually thinking of Bolero by Maurice Ravel. Harry on drums.
youtube.com/watch?v=MzLqlMlqVZE

No man, some rap song because I'm not racist

youtube.com/watch?v=9bFioQgjmck

Some tonedeaf heavy metal with cringey "singing"

So why exactly wasn't the Enterprise helping out in the dominion war?

What evidence do you have that they didn't?

Doesn't Insurrection happen mid S7 of DS9?

Even if it did that doesn't preclude their participation.

Why doesn't Star Trek have the leagues of degenerate fetish pornography that so many other pop culture series have?

Star Trek invented slash fan fiction. The slash literally means Kirk/Spock.

I mean the types of degenerate stuff people stay on their own sites for. Like, where's the furry obsession? Everyone just latches onto the catgirl from TAS and that's about it. Little to few hits on the usual fetish sites. Even something as mundane as futa has barely anything related.

I don't know what to tell you man. Bad photoshop fakes and erotic fan fics are total staples of the series. Trekkies were the first people masturbating on the internet.

Imagine being THIS new

Because the bulk of those fetishes exist on the old internet, in mostly text form on old ass forums

I'm years late, I'm sorry. I lived a sheltered life.

Oh, that's disappointing. I wonder if Google's old usenet archives go back far enough to find these strange kinks and what people thought of them back when even seeing titties on TV was a big thing.

who else seeing this on monday

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I thought it was cancelled or am I thinking of the HD blurays

>an entire session of DS9 circlejerk
No thanks, I get enough of that from these generals

>having to fellate this jew this hard
is it a doc about Ira Behr or about Dark Mall Nine?

>I did it all myself!
Pillar must be rolling in his torpedo

Why is he samefagging again? Does he really not have a life?

I am! I'm excited!

Welcome to night /trek/

I love the nightshift! It's kinda scary

ne.w thred?

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You're not looking hard enough.
I'd recommend the Seska dickgirl one.

Is this the new Sonic movie? That actor really looks like Dr. Robotnik.

I'm seeing it in Seattle. I'm going to hiss loudly when I see BF's face.

>I'm going to a theater to watch a 2hr+ DS9 documentary in HD and at some point Bashirfaggot !!AdYiXbpDRvZ is going to be in the movie
My body is so fucking ready. I'm going to go see BF's movie!

cringe

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Reminder that two female authors in the 70s desperately tried to make KirkXSpock a thing.
fanlore.org/wiki/Sondra_Marshak
fanlore.org/wiki/Myrna_Culbreath

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ST also spawned the term "Mary Sue"

stop

>229 shitting diarrhea all over thread again

Gordi is the biggest asshole in TNG. He makes the most snide remarks of anybody.

>be the smartest man on the ship
>forced to constantly stay in the back
He had a right to be pissed

During an attack or battle, what is the safest area of the Enterprise-D to be in? I'd say the deepest part of the saucer.

the battle bridge

>I am still waiting for some really hot slash to materialize with ST:TNG characters. Particularly Data. I bought 'The Body Electric' and a couple of other Data-based zines that purported to be 'adult,' but found them sadly disappointing--the fiction is lost amid reams of giggly poop about how cute Brent Spiner is, and if you can get through that to the stories, they are poorly written, adolescent, show a poor grasp of the characters, and contain no real sex scenes. I mean, there are throbbing lips and moans of ecstasy, but nothing explicit or hot or original. I may write my own eventually, but for now I am just waiting and hoping that something as sophisticated as some K/S is will turn up for TNG.

can andorian smell other body odors from there antenna?

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fanlore.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_Deep_Space_Nine
This has BF written all over it.

I noticed this as an adult, he seems like a bitter nerd

No, no one cares. Bye, user.

cringe

ikr

Seriously what's wrong with people, especially DS9 fans