ITT: Commercials that got a lot of attention for the wrong reasons

How do I force my mommygf's breasts to get bigger without implants

Every now and then I get a little bit tired

what is this expression trying to convey?

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youtube.com/watch?v=L2XHDtOB_uM

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Impreg, then abort, then suc on them everyday to trick them into thinking it a baby.

>when I finally got off the toilet it was this big

beyond based

I don't think she's wearing a bra

LOOKIT DEM HONKAS

this

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Baste

nig btfo

wew

Post youtube link

Wow she's got a huge personality c:

>Hiring a large breasted woman to explain that turnaround means planned facility downtime for maintenance.

>2 top tier mommy's
>Wrong reasons

these bastards knew what they were doing

Wow I thought this meme was very funny, now i think is creepy as fuck.

post MOAR MILKIES

lel

>there are women that exist RIGHT NOW with tits that big and juicy and they aren't banging on your door soliciting you to tit fuck them and cum on their tits

what's the point of this mortal coil?

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>for the wrong reasons
they knew exactly what they were doing

goddamn, this is some quality cringe

Massage em everyday. Increase her diet with milk and grean leaf. Regular beer but not too much.
I managed get my flat gf get budding breast. I feel like brosnan and they get me diamonds

The man who recorded this has a mom.

chestlets eternally btfo

>You want my tits to be... this big?

is this real or some kind of experiment

All the AT&T commercials with that bitch feminist chick with really good tits and thighs

youtube.com/watch?v=83l_Z7YWg1A

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Look at those gazongas

Thank you for showing me this. I have to go now.

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I would like 3 liters of kvass now please.

youtu.be/nSlewTboA4o

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youtube.com/watch?v=7kbjRkFFzO4

The Japanese version is disappointing

So glad I have a thicc, but not fat gf with big titties. Chestlets just don't do it for me.

Ara ara time

>someone trying to be an actress, who will literally never make it, got paid to suck on a popsicle for the whole world to see
Makes me kek every single fucking time.

based, chestlets are just guys larping as women

good lord that was educational as fuck

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Honestly kinda pathetic that the mere sight of breasts can distract a person.

THOSE GRAPPONES

nice JUGS!

will the japs give us the tech to denig everybody
bonus points if it also turns them into cute girls

MWUUAAAHH *POP*
MWUUAAAHH *POP*

how likley is it that she's a jew

She committed seppuku to aporogize for her crime to the Japanese ranguage.

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What confuses me here is that when she's in the grey top, her tits are fucking giant, like utterly massive...then when you see her doing the car part in the pink shirt they just look totally normal and not even worth a second glance

Bras are basically witchcraft user

youtu.be/f5YCTwhw7Ds
youtu.be/9zPMEkZgtcI

Apparently this is @juliana_morgan_. I'm looking into the Hispanic one now

t-mobile-fu

Based

But how? Is like 90% of the grey shirt bra just padding or something? Those tits aren't even remotely the same size...looks like she implants or something.

the power of padded bras
I knew a girl in high school who grew decently sized tits and decided to just always wear massive pushup bras making her look like a huge titted whore every single day. still think about her

The top third is boob, the rest is padding

Jamal didn't read the end of the script before he got hired, did he?

I wouldn't turn her around if you catch my drift

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>(((Hershberger)))
based khazar milkers, I can't get enough of them

Not a commercial but thanks

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Flat chested chick in the sports bra BTFO. Maybe she could learn to code.

>vimeo link to a shortfilm
>A budding romance between two women is interrupted when street singer Bobby loses her home. An exploration of erotic connection, allyship, and resilience.
oh fugg

youtube.com/watch?v=9IgpzA4pYAM

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It's not technically an advert, but they did stop mid-show to include this scene

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She isn't Jewish.

All three of these girls are going to age terribly. You can tell the California sun has not been kind to them.

instagram.com/juliana_morgan_
>She became a feminist
FUCKING WHY
At least she still has her big tits

>California
user these are the Jersiest girls that have ever slathered on fake tanner

she should if she wants a better career

i want to have sex with these women

You'll have to forgive me. I'm not American. I see tan, dyed hair, whore aesthetic, and film industry association and I think California.

youtube.com/watch?v=p8dnjuh8Biw&t=346s

>She turnaround!

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Because she's a logical person user

Holy based nips holy shit

Well they already look like "white" trash.

it's a chinese commercial

>is feminist
>wears a collar/choker to signify they want to be choked during sex

every single time

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Impressive

Before feminism

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>wears a collar/choker to signify they want to be choked during sex
lmfao

Based nip
The jew fear the samourai

After feminism

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God she must have been getting different dick everyday

milkies

I knew a girl that was modest about her tits and kinda hid them.
I even got the chance to fuck with her but didn't do it
I still think about her everyday
But now she probably want me dead
Heh, whatever, my chance had already passed

that girls face is more cancer than skin by this point

>Heh

They still look good tho

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It's the sigh of somebody who want to die breh

another victim of (((them))). RIP.

> Didnt make it in hollywod thanks to her milkers
> Become a feminist
Every time

>trick

post trivago girl before i piss meself

The one with the red demon eyes?

>previously on Dexter

You mean ナタリーえ
ｴモンズ?トリバゴの女性?

she looks like she fucks japanese guys

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>See this my son ?
>This man has been blessed by God the allmighty

I meant to say that even though she hid them you could still sense they were huge

I like jerking off to big tits. The bigger the better. 2d, 3d, 4d, it doesn’t matter. I like when they bounce, I like when she bends forward and you can see em hang. I like when she sucks on her own, or gets them sucked on by another chick. Bonus points if they are full of milk. The best part though, is the slow tease and reveal of big titties coming out to play. Nothing better than a nice view of cleavage that gets bigger and bigger as she slowly pulls down on her shirt. Sometimes I dream about being a mountain climber, but instead of climbing a mountain, I’m scaling a huge pair of tits and I make camp at the nipple, because of course I can’t climb the whole thing in one day. Sometimes I dream about being Atlas and holding up the biggest breasts in the universe.

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its chinese. china gives NO FUCKS about political correctness and blacks.

So sad OP girl became a feminist

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based man of culture, you and I

i was pretty confused at this as well.
that one scene and other pictures of her show that her tits are nowhere as big as they seem with her grey shirt on.

they are big but man, not that big.

you should have gotten more replies fren

push up bra

Bras can do ridiculous things these days, but I'm guessing she burned all of hers

let the good times roll

Holy shit I knew her

>instagram.com/juliana_morgan_
>only photos are selfies

run the fuck away.

No one's got a name?

let me guess, you knew her from school and she was a total bitch/slut/whore that fucked everyone.

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I just want to squeeze and suck on some big milkers so bad, you guys. What am I to do?

Work. Used to live in chicago but moved. I remember the good bye party we had. And she was a nice person to me.

Is this some kind of experiment to study how distracting big boobs and friendly looking woman are to people trying to learn something.

Ok, this is based.

time to give pics of her then. now.

Never got Satellite TV but want to fuck puppets now.
youtu.be/HB0pq5n0C24

Sauce, faggot

It’s the high waste black skirt she hasn’t on

Makes her body appear shorter and the tits larger in relation

I could go on Facebook and save her pics on my computer and post them here but that shits creepy and I'm no creep. Just shocked to see someone I knew on here and couldn't help saying so.

I sense something strange about this woman... i think i love her.

It's a breast reduction video. The rest is up to you :^)

no fun allowed

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>It's a breast reduction video
truly the most terrible kind of videos

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link it, fag

you know, theres no point in lying on the internet.
youre not gonna get cool points or anything like that.

Ridiculous padding, just look at her tit size during that car scene. What a load of bullshit.

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I think he's pretty darn cool.

Disgusting lack of bobs posting desu

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sauce

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now this man is based
how do I follow and support his cause to undermine women around them

we need more brave men like him

Thanks pal

>I'm no creep

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Because you asked so nicely
youtu.be/Hzm2EXcGs6o

my god...

THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE

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why are fleshy bags of fat so hot?

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Think she regrets cutting them off now?

ok so maybe I lied a little. no one's perfect

>I could be fucking based as fuck but I'll just be a faggot nigger instead

I didnt hear a single word she said

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Too bad what happened to her.

was this a psyop? why would both versions of this nonsensical shit have big cow breasts

Sauce???

What happened to her?

>me in the back

If she learned to do any other fucking dance move maybe I'd feel bad

to keep your attention, duh

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quick rundown?

right is Saki Yanase

Last I saw from some user, I think breast reduction surgery, she got messed up ugly (possibly drugs) and looks like hell. Like a prostitute (well she is anyway. but) that was great in her heyday and just wore the hell out too soon. She looks a mess.

looks like shes doing that gay animated dance that the enemies from pac man are doing.

>YOU DONT KNOW WHAT MY PAIN FEELS LIKE

high fuckin' five

>Sweaty diddies with hairy armpit

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>All the AT&T commercials with that bitch feminist chick with really good tits and thighs
Sauce?

MOMMY

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There should be one of these in every house

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>Watch video
>Girl does:
>Braless
>Swing them around
>press them together
>lay back
>grope them
>lifting them
Damn, was she so naive?

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That's the lirr you fuck

just gonna ask for sauce. christina who?

*smiles and sways at you*

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If you put Christina Model into the gentleman's special interest video streaming site of your choice, it'll bring back shitloads of vids of her

White people dancing.

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why yes, i would drop my graphical chart values on those units - absolutely

I LIKE BOOBIES

Who let you off the plantation, nigger?

well, is it?

Movies with this feel?

god bless you

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WAIT WHAT'S THE ANSWER

>gravure idol
FUCK

wtf, I love turnarounds now

>she has a very brief nipple slip in that shit film she was in
It was like being a kid again and watching scrambled porn

BOOBY BOOB
Oh God imagine how big those got filled with milk mummy boobs

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what a stupid bitch

GOOD LORD

GOD.
I WISH I WAS HER BABY

I agree. Not boob kino.

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if it was only that easy.

Sauce?

She just has freckles. People like you are why women are caking their face in an inch of make-up.

I'm gonna wake up my mum and snuggle later fellow booby
It's oc but not mine sadly it's off 4ch I forget where some anons gf

youtube.com/watch?v=WVL_kMAu9j4

Days? Non-stop? Are you okay?

>green leaf
What kind of green leaf? Also, just regular ol milk or what?

>1.5 million views due to a god given gift
>cuts them off

tragic

>tfw no big tiddy gf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kinos with this kind of plot progression?

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Looks like Karen Danczuk

this is the female equivalent of being a chad... the alpha female

Imagine chopping off a god given gift

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youtu.be/r96UQFiKyuE

what was her handle, i cant remember it anymore

Imagine not having the title option.

MOMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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real talk: how do I switch to this timeline?

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>Imagine chopping off a god given gift

It's legitimately on par with suicide.
It is a permanent physical change to solve a temporary mental/emotional challenge.
It's pathetic and they deserve all suffering that comes their way.

c'mon man, don't be an asshole

I imagine getting a gf with huge jugs like that is the highest achievement man can hope to achieve in this life.

It might be because I am a virgin and have never felt a breast or it might be from being desensitized by porn but looking at breasts on a screen does nothing for me.

Yet if I saw that rack in person I would be drooling.

Shame, seems like some of him shrunk in the wash

NOW THIS IS A GODDAM TELEVISION AND FILM THREAD YOU DUMB HICKS

what is this from

now post the blonde with glasses

I'm literally gonna fucking cry right now.

That first year when they grow them is always the best. They're always so happy

I fucking love this girl.

Based

Dreinova

it's there if you know where to look
lurk more

sauce?

Nice

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have sex

an alpha female must be /fit/

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i've been lurking since 07, don't do this

>Thigh tattoo
Why do women do this?

do my massive tits have your attention? good! buy my product!

if you haven't figured out how to look at media info on a video clip by now you're hopeless

top kek, what is she embarrassed about? you can already see EVERYTHING. you can see it all.

>cant dickbully without going to jail and getting put on the sex offender list
whats the point of having a big dick if you can't flaunt it

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does she do porn though

Her parents are the ones filming her, too.

kek

that's the most unexpected BIG JUGS I have ever saw

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Don't know which one you're referring to but have this instead
youtu.be/abTK2A7NisU

up until this point, not knowing didn't matter
good looks though

I'm in for sugery, I don't want back pain. It's my heath.

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Those are -almost- Merilyn tier.

*sigh*

general waste indeed

She should just strengthen her back muscles

I heard that was just an excuse and the real reason is people not taking you seriously, that good bras make it a non issue. Which makes sense to me, fuck I carry way more than that on my back with a well supporting backpack.

Who is that? Personally I find them hideous and I'm shy. In any dress I draw attention and I dislike it.

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youtu.be/5tNRq7_bmaw
youtube.com/watch?v=PrXXYu7bpxo

well as you can see she is a chubby lazy bitch

ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

Damn... She's pretty hot. This is just sad to watch. It's like watching someone set fire to an antique, or throw a huge diamond into the sea

Why are women so malleable?

yeah when i have back pains i immediately think hmmm... invasive surgery, people die from even minor and routine surgery, is now a healthy option! dumb women need to read a fucking dictionary or something.

Except your backpack is support by your arms, shoulders the lot. I have to carry it all on my back 24/7. Sex is painful, running is, everything.

she wants to reduce THAT?
those tits are fucking perfect man

fucking women are weak useless whores jesus christ

that's like me wanting to get a penis reduction because my dick makes a bulge in my pants

If your penis was constantly hurting and stopping you doing daily activities and it had no benefit you would also fix the issue.

GOD I WANT TO SUCK ON A MASSIVE TITTY SO FUCKING BADLY BROS
WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR

Men get surgery to make their dicks bigger, not smaller

workout your back, do pushups, drink protein powder
some women are sooo fucking lazy.

>comments are disabled
God damn it.

Post more

imagine being a so-called ""boob guy" and not instantly knowing exactly who I was referring to

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>tfw no big boobed gf

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>this is what retards actually believe

she also reduced btw.

My girlfriend has big titties and she doesn't complain.

you should be stoned

I'm the lady in the picture, I was discussing why I'm having mine reduced.

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Then post more tits or get the fuck out, no one cares what you have to say

lol of course I do not believe you.

Lol no you aren't

Well I hope you have a really nice personality, long hair, a pretty face and aren't a skank.

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I've posted my two sugery images. I'm not posting anymore. I was posting them to illustrate my point.

My husband will still enjoy my small breasts and possibly even more as I will actually be able to move without hurting.

do deadlifts you weakling

>Sex is painful, running is, everything
>in the future every woman will be genetically modified to have comically huge breasts, making physical activity painful, giving all women obese BMIs, but also gene modded to only store fat in the most curvaceous way possible
Post yfw

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here's a thought: many people have backpain even though they have no tits whatsoever, so who convinced you that your tits were the problem? isn't it weird that there's an expensive surgery that will magically make your back problems go away while everyone else with back problems is pretty much just stuck with doing physio exercises and taking pain killers a few times a year?

It's orignal content that only I have, it's me. Whatever, I'm not wasting anymore time on this conversation. We as women control our body and my breasts hurt, so I got rid of them.

My wife was like that when we first started going out. She always wore big sweaters, sweatshirts, and hoodies and such. When I managed to get her to take her shirt off she also had to take off THREE jog bras and then they were unleashed.

Life is good.

I too am heterosexual my brother

Those who enjoy this may also want to search for Selly Madelline

Haha yeah okay

>you must be THIS BIG for me to ride

MOMMY
MAMITA
MAMMA

she also went by Busty Bunny Scarlett in the past

If they could make their back pain go away WITHOUT taking pain killers or doing hard physio, I bet they would.

My breasts were the issue, now they are not :).
Countless other woman have done it and I won't be the last.

I'm sure I'd turn around if those tits walked past me

you're gonna regret it hard once the back problems return and you chopped off a whole number from your rating out of ten for nothing.

It's true many men has back problems it's not always boobs. It's us humans standing up right fucks the back no matter what.

>screaminggoose.jpg

A rating out of 10? I'm married, I don't need to be impressing young men online. Quit trolling.

>not even Japanese
>Milkers are average size

Lame

>tit job
>invasive surgery
don't be retarded son

Here's the thing about getting old.
It's going to happen, huge tits or not, and your joints are going to get sore and weak and you're going to hunch and your back is going to kill you and it's going to get hard to get up in the morning.
I get that's it's your choice, and I can understand wanting a few more years where you're not as sore as you're going to be. But you're fighting a losing battle here.

Long Island rail road

OH god, she's perfect

post yfw your husband cheats on you because you got ugly

ask him what he thinks about porn, porn addiction in particular. if he says it's a real thing, you're not doing it for him anymore.

>I don't need to be impressing young men online.
then why are you posting on a male mental masturbation safe space?

>I don't need to impress young men online.
>Also here's pictures of me before I got my tits shrunk tee hee.

she cute

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If a pair of breasts is enough to get you off then I feel sorry for your partner. It's a painful lump of fat on my chest, sorry that's "enough" for you.

Goodnight.

It's a guy larping as a former titcow, pay him no attention

I don't even know you and I want you dead.

>My husband will still enjoy my small breasts and possibly even more
You're a woman alright.

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Sauce, guys?

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>Implying what you wrote had any sort of relevance to what I wrote.

Holy shit you are a woman.

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>My husband will still enjoy my small breasts

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>My husband will still enjoy my small breasts and possibly even more

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Sauce?

begone zoomer

>he thinks he can read

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A 'hole's' arguments.

90's/00's Disney Show "So Weird"

he did but he has no self respect

>All those people in the comments prettending like they speak even a lick of japanese

Barney Google (with the goo-goo-googely eyes)

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my mum is my big titty gfno pusy thonot that I mind desu

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PICS

she looks like she eats poop for money

she's like 70s so no she's my mummy I don't share sorry

That's my fetish.

Where’s the new thread?

>gets stabbed in the back, literally and metaphorically

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mine too she's very shy but I'm helping her confidence

better quality

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>this delusion
I hope this helps you coping

This isn't a general, there's no need to make a new thread

Just enjoy the thread for what it is rather than beating the concept into the ground with more threads