Amy Schumer's baby is named after Dave Attell. I hope she got Dave Attell's permission before doing this

>paying 12M bucks for an apartment, when you could live in the country in a much nicer place for 2 million
why do people love living in cities? i grew up in portland, or and the moment i turned 18 i moved to the mountains in washington where my nearest neighbor is 2 miles away

she would be in the apartment most of the time you are though

I still wouldn't be able to do it.

How do you make money?

i have a truck and i drive to work. im a lineman and driving the extra 45 minutes is worth it imo

This has to be deliberate

HOLYFUCK

>lineman
I make three times your salary, before benefits.

you make almost 215k a year? nice man, what do you do for a living? im comfortable with what i make and have, and im happy working out doors

I'm in fintech

English isn't my first language so can anyone explain

cope, get back to work fixing my shit, wagie.

probably something to do with trannies dialating

WHO WOULD HAVE SEX WITH THAT RANCID SOW IN THE FIRST PLACE??

>the baby's initials backwards

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cannot unsee now

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IM LITERALLY FUCKING DYING

fuck me i'm dead

>Gene
did they try to pick a very jewy name or is that a coincidence

Kek

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Holy fucking underrated

I AM A LINEMAN FOR THE COUNTYYYYY