Yea Forums? My goodness, you've grown

Yea Forums? My goodness, you've grown.

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m'lady

And so have you. More beautiful I mean

You are so…beautiful.

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It's only because I'm so in love.

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No. No, it's because I'm so in love with you!

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Then love has blinded you?

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Shakespearian

>and then I got my cosh

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AAGGHH

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Well…that’s not exactly what I meant.

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But it’s probably true.

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god I want to eat her poop

Omg how old was she here

old enough for kisses

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what scene is this

All girls are old enough for kisses

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i mean *kisses*

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she was the one grooming him in ep1

grooming him for what? he was already bonkers for her at the beginning of ep 2

Look at that nappy Jewfro jesus. What a heeb.

I bet this faggot also hated coins

That is up to 50% bacteria.
So you really don't.
Rather drink her pee user, its safer.

Something is growing right now if you know what I mean

Yes, from 2" to 6" ;)

what is this kind of smile called and why do i find it so endearing

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I had this literal exact exchange with a girl I went out with in college

>and then anakin admits that he supports a fascist dictatorship

Disapproving Padme disapproves.

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Where did you bury her?

It's not a smile, it's a sneer of disgust. That's why you find it so familiar.

I should add she is anikin in the exchange. she was obsessed with me.

can't consent

you just know

reminder that padme is best girl

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ah, got it

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edit and cropped image from /aco/

but you're the one who said you loved her first so...

... but Padme is not disgusted at Anakin, she fucks him.

After he mind raped her probably

there's no evidence of that

wasnt luke concived by the force

You’d better believe it

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Anakin was

What did she mean by this?

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she's really boner inducing when she tries to be sexy

>tfw you will never be a director casting her as she just started out

>Don't mind me brah, just doing a killer workout

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"Leaky" Liam "Peeam" "Coon Cosher" "Evian Avenger" "Peeson" Neeson

Probably so they get the engine parts. She didn't really care about him after that.

stfu

She's ridiculously sexy

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Someone post the throne room fight from the sequels.

How does that single production photo have more excitement than anything that Disney has managed to make in four (4) films?

wanna suck her tity

Leia >Padmé > Rey

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WHERE ARE THESE FROM

damn, she was hot

the prequels had more jiggle than I remember

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plus you know she'll do anything for coke

I wonder how many lads from the Star Wars cast gave Carrie Fisher the D.

She looks best in Thor, desu.

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>posting on Yea Forums without having seen terrence malicks entire filmography

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shw always looks the best

She looks best in Léon.

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I've only seen Tree of Life desu

Mars Attacks is the patrician choice

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>Tfw she looks and acts too much like my mom to find her sexy
My pops was a lucky man

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based George "no underwear in space" Lucas

Imagine if he tried that today.

Just 18
But she's 17 in TPM

that's because she did the wypipo face

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>I'm from Tatooine

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Anakin does too

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why is she wearing bedclothes

i had this very same dream once

Is he staring at her perky teen nipples?

>wearing 3 inch heels
>still so smol

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Holy shit, this has given me a foot fetish

Jesus Christ she looks like Jabba. I'm amazed she didn't drop dead halfway through filming TFA.

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Neeson is 6'4"

First is Song to Song. Second is Knight of cups

That was back when she just had stopped drinking. They forced her to lose weight to be in Force Awakens.
>Carrie Fisher says she was pressured to lose over 35 lbs. to reprise her role as Princess Leia in the highly anticipated Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

>The star, 59, spoke candidly about the emphasis on female actresses to slim down in Hollywood, and says that hasn’t changed since she first starred in the films 38 years ago.

>“They don’t want to hire all of me – only about three-quarters!” Fisher told Good Housekeeping U.K. “Nothing changes, it’s an appearance-driven thing. I’m in a business where the only thing that matters is weight and appearance. That is so messed up. They might as well say get younger, because that’s how easy it is.”

>But Fisher did what was requested, and changed her nutrition and workouts to drop the weight.

Based user ty

All we wanted was see Luke,Leia and Han together

Fuck you Disney

>>But Fisher did what was requested, and changed her nutrition and workouts to drop the weight.
I wonder if the significant weight loss -- either due to how it was achieved, or even in and of itself -- contributed to her sudden death.
Come to think of it, I'm not even sure how she died.

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>They might as well say get younger, because that’s how easy it is.”
>changed her nutrition and workouts to drop the weight.
I guess it wasn't that hard then.

lmao remember that time he walked in on her talking to a childhood friend and proceeded to use his jedi powers to fuck him up

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>Come to think of it, I'm not even sure how she died.

Cocaine heart attack

The CHAD block

>contributed to her sudden death.
She was an alcoholic, overweight coke user most of her life.

>find unconscious jewfu
what do?

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I miss them brehs..

allllllllll of the eggs

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Is it true she was played by Keira Knightly in the first film?

based faceblind autist

Kinda
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Their mothers couldn't tell them apart in makeup

sniiiiiiff

Oh aye, she’s talking ‘bout his cock

Your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud

Reminder that Keira Knightley was only 15 when she filmed her topless scene in The Hole.

thora Birch had some massive knockers in that

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WELL HELLO THERE

This desu, they just want to bitch, but they are auditioning for a specific role. I'm sure a little fat wouldn't have mattered, but this thing is hardly Leia. Maybe she should have went for a Hutt role. Not to mention, this is not gender specific.

>Not to mention, this is not gender specific.
oh thank god

>not gender specific

So you think male actors are judged on their weight in the same way women are?

Fucking delusional

Is she dare I say, /our/senator?

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eatthis.com/movie-actors-weight/
Literally just google it retards.

Princess Amidala? My goodness, you've...

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>alec baldwin checking out her rack

Based

porthole

o rly?

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Padmé>Leia>that girl from rogue noone remembers>dany>rey

>leaving out best girl
inconceivable

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weird afro hair

It's wool, none of the hats are her real hair

Post autistic Hershlag webms pls

I'd listen for a heart beat but I'm not sure I could hear through that top. What to do...

he's a big guy

based and hershpilled. so fucking qt in this movie

herhslag never had a rack

E V I A N

Is this the one with Jar Jar fucking her?

He had to make sure

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Disgusting

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Padme is 14 in TPM.

WHY IS SHE LYING IN SAND?!

Keira played Sabé, her handmaiden who dresses up as her in some scenes. Her voice was dubbed over with Natalie's.

You beat me to it XD

i wish this was true

Literally a renaissance painting and it's just a candid behind the scenes photo
Based Ani not shipping the legs day

to be fair she's a woman at a sporting event and she ooks absofuckinglutely fantastic. i mean wow.

Imagine how sandy was her pussy after this, poor Anakin

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the best thing is its Ahmed Best aka Jar Jar

Am I faceblind, or does she look a little like Sasha Grey at that angle?

I had to find the whole clip, she's so fucking cute.
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bordering on faceblind

She looks nothing like a pure Christian lady

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kek

>ywn rail a line of booger sugar off her ass cheek
why live, seriously

THAT BUSINESS ON CATO NEIMOIDIA DOENS'T COUNT

how far gone am I if I know all the possible places where one can find pics like that?

No, because I don't watch children's shows.

Step off the blue block and run to the end of the blue room

This picture is beautiful.

How come everyone has such a kino stance on a randomly taken photo? Especially the guy on the left, perfect placement in the shot
Is this the power of Lucas?

It's an edit. Here's the original.

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Fuck i'm glad I'm alone in the office right now

Ewan and Hayden put some serious work into training for the fights. The total lack of effort in nu-Wars is just mind boggling, even with the limitations of the actors you would think the choreography would be done right. Instead we get a pointless floor stab whilst the stuntmen dance off to the side flailing away at nothing. Even then they had to stealth edit the scene afterwards.

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Shame they trained so hard for such a shitty movie.

yes

>aiming at each other's swords instead of the person

fail and aids

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It's a staged photo taken by that jew lesbo for Vanity Fair.

Explain.

he probably doesn't want anyone to assume he enjoys the prequels

Not as bad as episode 8

god tier nipple

Why did the turn in to helicopters?

They're both terrible.

do you know what blocking is? FAGGOT

It's the force, don't got to explain shit nigga

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Based turtle murderer

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GTFO boomers, this is a prequel friendly thread

You just know Gendy poured his soul in this proyect.

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prequelfags ARE boomers. vroomers prefer the original triology

Gendy is a try hard

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For you.

So mace used a forbidden hand to hand combat style the ancient sith used and controled a droid with the force, wow guess we can call him a dark jedi

that's going in a compilation of some sort

keke

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

liam neeson is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with liam barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

Finally

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>Am I faceblind
I know that feel. One of my biggest worries is getting taken hostage for a day and then have to describe the guy to a police sketch artist

ew what's wrong with her hair
is she part black?

Natalie? My goodness, you've grown.

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And it’s fucking glorious

Someone should be able to xray the shit out of this

absolutely based

why would you do that

>actually watching anything other than the three originals
holy shit

>He doesn't know what an x-ray is
embarrassing desu

*GULPS*

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If you posted the /fit/ comic I’d feel better about giving you this (you) but you can have it regardless

I still never really got over or bought the age gap between Padme and Anakin
Realistically, Anakin was like 8 and Padme was 15-16 when they met, and a gap of about 7 years is not that big a deal when Anakin's in his early 20s and Padme is just past 30, but it's still jarring when you expect them to be about the same age

Kimmy granger reminds me of Hershlag, doesn't fuck niggers, and regularly does creampies. She based

I finally understand Hitler's true plan. Sticc Jew gfs are best.

That slut hit him with horny rays right then and there. Naboo breeds only whores.

He's just 9 and she's 14

My biggest problem with greenscreening is that the rooms are simply too small for the actors to look off into the distance. Even as professionals they seem to be staring at the wall, even if the scene calls for them to be overlooking a great height or the outdoors.

I fucking hate Disney

I rubbed one out so many times to her in that outfit

feelsgoodman

you implying that doesn't look realer than real life?

heh kys

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the greenscreen problem is not limited to objects in the distance

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What the fuck else is there to stare at?

Honestly Anakin's backstory is the least acknowledged thing I can see in the prequels that Lucas undeniably botched in terms of conception rather than just execution.
He was way too young to have any chemistry with Padme in episode 1, and we didn't get any real investment into why his mother dying would turn him to the dark side other than wanting revenge.
They should have written and cast him as similar age to Padme, pubescent vaguely 12-14ish, like Tommen in GoT, and he shouldn't have lived with just his mother, but with the step-family that she acquired between TPM and AOTC. Then either in TPM or the interim, step-dad dies, and things in II go more or less the same as they did canonically.
That way, we care more about what happens to them in AOTC; Luke's uncle and aunt get more character since they actually knew Anakin; and Anakin has a reason to simultaneously beat himself up and resent the Jedi: he should have been there to protect his family. As it stands that's not really reasonable, because he would have been a slave during those years if not for the Jedi, and he was too young to protect his mother alone for at least six of those years.

You're like one of those people who doesn't quite know how to rhyme.

Only more kike-ish, I mean

>That hambeast in the background has got calves the size of her waist, and he's like 20ft behind her.
Fucking americans

I miss him so much bros

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you fuqed up watching that first

damn her hair is frizzy here

>this is the kind of idiot they catered the sequels to

Why does he piss himself?

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>christian

>What did she mean by this?

she made him look at her weiner
means he is a gay

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leftover piss
Its a big dick thing