/got/

BOW, YA SHITS

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I can't even remember what he looked like. I only know he was the one king I ever wanted... someone took him away from me, and 3 episodes couldn't fill the hole he left behind.

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FUCK MEN

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He is a real person? Then how did he split into a million pieces? Did he die for this role?

nice

based

I can't wait for normalfags to seethe when Dany gets killed. It's going to be great. The worst character on the show finally gets her comeuppance.

Spoiler that shit

>Burn them, Dany. Burn them all!

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nth for Stannis

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according to some very recent leaks she won't go mad, and she probably won't die.

wrong webm

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I SAID BOOWW!!!!

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What happens to Drogon?

>> The realm is then governed by a council proto democracy. No King/Queen, The Iron throne is destroyed. Just lords of the great houses on the council.
So technically everyone goes independent?

BURN THE MALL

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Those leaks have been zero confirmed though... meanwhile, the OG leaks have been 100% accurate... who do you believe?

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YAAAAAS

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>Arya is about to assassinate Cersei, but Euron appears. Euron somehow knows she isn’t a servant girl, and pulls off her disguise and kills her.
I don't believe they have the balls to kill Arya.

>The long night is coming, and the dead come with it. No clan can stop them, the free folk can’t stop them, the Night’s Watch can’t stop them and all the southern kings can’t stop them. Only together, all of us, and even then it might not be enough but at least we’ll give the fuckers a fight.

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fuck Dane and Dave

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so why if dany cares about the people did she ditch all of her subjects in essos just because she wanted the iron throne? she cares about that chair more than them?

Last I saw he flies off with Dany's corpse never to be seen again

eh, they both kinda suck desu so i don't really care lol. also, emilia looks really good this season, absolute qt

"Hop on user, we're leaving this shithole and move to Essos, where there aren't wh*te people ruining everything in sight"

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*DING*
*DING*
*DING*

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>Arya is about to assassinate Cersei, but Euron appears. Euron somehow knows she isn’t a servant girl, and pulls off her disguise and kills her.
how I know it's fake

Why is there not more butthurt that we had to wait two years for THIS?

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>spoiler that shit

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PLEASE DON'T REMIND ME... the Long Night should've been a whole season long.

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I don't think so either. And EURON killing her? Not a chance.

DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG REMOVE TARGSHITS

Unironically better than the believable leaks we have

*hops on*

THIS SHOW USED TO BE SO FUCKIN GOOD BROS
WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS CURSED TIMELINE
WHY DID THE NIGHT HAVE TO GET SUCH A SHIT DEATH
WHY DID THE LONG NIGHT HAVE TO LAST ONLY ONE EPISODE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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STANNIS BTFO!
HALFMAN BASED!
youtube.com/watch?v=y2Li_WrxBvc&pbjreload=10

Fake. Arya lives

Reminder all dornish women are WHORES

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>The realm is then governed by a council proto democracy.
That's called oligarchy

I miss House Bolton so fucking much.

Fucking Starks.
This cannot be canon for real.
Ramsay or Roose must have had a bastard somewhere, one that can be legitemized.

D&D can't just erase the most portentous House of the North.
Are they going to create some new House to hold the Dreadfort?
Fuck that shit, I want to get this plot hole filled.

>> Arya is about to assassinate Cersei, but Euron appears. Euron somehow knows she isn’t a servant girl, and pulls off her disguise and kills her
Too good to be true

TARG FUCKING SHIT

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Coming, Your Grace,

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please tell me that text on the right isn't a real quote from dabid
please

>Arya
>dying
confirmed fake
DnD are hacks and won'thave her die

>microscopic brain
Ned Stark/Catelyn Tully
>normal brain
Ned Stark/Wylla
>biggest brain
Ned Stark/Cersei Lannister
>galaxy brain
Ned Stark/Ashara Dayne
>universe brain
Ned Stark/Fisherman’s Daughter

>/got/ going faster than never before
>targshits and SJWs getting BTFO
>Stannis returning
Is this our finest hour:

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Elf Briene is hot

>lol jaime dies presumably trying to save cersei
God this is peak DABID right here

Can anyone explain what Jaime's 8 season character arc is supposed to be?

Just fucking his sister? What a mess

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POST YFW

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>eldritch horror brain
Ned Stark/Howland Reed

/got/

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stannis is dead

No u!

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>Euron somehow knows she isn’t a servant girl, and pulls off her disguise and kills her.
I want this to be true.

I wonder how could they have retreated tho, supposing they were to lose the battle at Winterfell. They weren't on seaside, where they could make a fast escape like in Hardhome.

Dark Souls tier hammer size

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Daario coming in with a massive fleet from Meereen to destroy the royal fleet from behind just when everyone's assuming he's abandoned plot would be kino. Would also justify why Dany taking the time to try and build something in Essos was wise and worthwhile.

According to them "He has an addiction to Cersei he can't let go", which is the complete opposite of what his character is supposed to become.

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>Arya is about to assassinate Cersei, but Euron appears. Euron somehow knows she isn’t a servant girl, and pulls off her disguise and kills her

I fucking wish.

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Daario is cringe. Anyone on Dany's side is literal cucks.

not big enough

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guys i just wrote a better ending than the hacks and i am legitemately angry how i wrote something better in 10 minutes

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I thought about it just now
When Sam comes to the citadel, he brings a wildling with him
Is none of the maser curious as to if she can read First Men's runes? Their correct interpretation has been a matter of debate for some time int he citadel
Also will any of the b book wildlings become useful in that way? they could read bronze Royce's armor

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One of the leaks has the Golden Company having taken Mereen back from the Second Sons and capturing Daario in a black hood as a hostage against Dany.

Better than Yara doing it.

please stop

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Ever.

>a cock-eyed window
wtf does that even mean

Gilly probably doesn't know how to read First Men runes. Remember she was Craster's daughter, not exactly a proper wildling.

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Under the sea you fall up!
I know I know
Oh oh oh

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MOAR!

nice to see my oc getting spread

>People think the bell leak is real

lol

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Go back to le ribbit

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I never got people who just wanna be assholes to animals, or hell humans for that matter just out of the blue nowhere. I don't get it.

I wanna see this happen

>Euron somehow knows she isn’t a servant girl, and pulls off her disguise and kills her.

Pls be true

>

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Reminder that house Dayne is the Chad's choice. Faggots Hightowers, Umbers and other weaklings need to not apply

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theringer.com/game-of-thrones/2019/5/9/18537794/game-of-thrones-ending-too-quickly-pacing

>In an interview published before the final premiere, D&D made it clear that they were the ones insisting on stopping at eight seasons and limiting the last two to a total of 13 episodes. “[HBO] said, ‘We’ll give you the resources to make this what it needs to be,’” Weiss said. Benioff added, “HBO would have been happy for the show to keep going, to have more episodes in the final season.” But the showrunners refused. “We always believed it was about 73 hours, and it will be roughly that,”

Dick and Dickass want that sweet Disney bux, so they are shafting GOT

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Best book character imo

Guess I’m biggest brain tier

Even if its not, its given us tons of great memes.

>Jaime's character arc has been reduced to "I will go to King's Landing and fight Euron because I need to die with Cersei"

Its actually become the war for Cersei's cunt. How fucking embarrassing. Even the shitheap that was S7 didn't treat Jaime like this.

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>The Hound stabs the Mountain through the heart or possibly chops of his head, but he doesn’t die
100% fake but I want it to be true

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"He was so beautiful"

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Sounds fake and stupid so I believe it

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It should have been its own series. The Long Winter. A continuous fight against death pushing south ending with the Battle for Spring or something.

Dabid ruined it.

Shiet, at least he's involved. He's by no means my favourite character but I'm not a fan of tamely ending previously relevant characters before the show ends.

The drowning didn't make him retarded, he was always that way. He led Steffon's group to their deaths as sacrifice to the Drowned God. This was his God's journey to get him to Westeros, he's the ultimate endgame.

> Her Unsullied begin murdering the population and bluntfucking the women with their nubs.

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that's a really big sword wtf

He should've died here.

>Arya’s head is taken to the walls by Euron to taunt Jon Snow
Fake and gay

>Euron kills Arya

I wish, but not going to happen.

did this for that persistent ned/ashara poster, here u go bro
all you're gonna get though, i cant think of shit to do in one day pre-rebellion westeros

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this >Craster
>teaching her daughters anything but the best way to suck his cock

checked

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>File name thread

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Ice is a Greatsword, it's supposed to be huge, it's why Ned never used it in battle, he was too small compared to his ancestors to wield it properly.

Jon isn't Shansha's family anymore now, will she fuck him over?

Cockeyed = literally cross eyed

So basically "an imperfect window". Maybe you can get some insight, but obviously its, fiction so its usefulness for insight is limited.

Ghost had a hard life.

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i love that you used making the 8 image for it post full

Yes, Boltons always betray Starks.

Immediately after this shot they all pet him, called him a good boy, and gave him a treat. Cool down bro.

>APOLOGIZE

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>Dany rides the back of a dragon ever episode
Sure Jan

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Ah, ok
thx

there's no stakes: they could have this scene as written but then Arya can escape because of some bullshit then cut to the next scene. it's no different to ballistas being OP or useless as required.

D&D have created a situation where whatever happens, no matter what it is, is going to feel arbitrary.

>Jon isn't Shansha's family
they're still cousins

Fitting, seeing as how Lost also went down the shitter.

What a fucking death that would have been. That would have been an incredible moment. If they really wanted to do this mad queen shit that's where they should have really started showing the divide between her and her advisers, but instead it was just Tyrion being a stupid retard and side characters who don't matter dying.

>appelsheiz

I made that joke first on the live thread.

>I can’t think of shit to do in one day pre-rebellion Westeros
Obviously go to war with Aerys II when he tries to use the First Night bullshit on Ashara/any of your beautiful daughters you’ve married off

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if twilight could do giant CGI wolves, there's no real excuse as to why GoT couldn't

Yeah that gay dragon ride was so simple.

And littlefinger was her uncle.

so dany forgot about the iron fleet

I Like Smart memes

>Reddit and Reddit

DABID WHAT IF THE PROFESSIONAL MERCENARY ARMY FOUGHT OUTSIDE THE WALLS??

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HBO's mountain men?

Dany dies. She was stabbed in her baby guts by JON, her guts bled all over the floor and she dies sobbing and alone LIKE A PIG while pissing and shitting herself. They show that EVERYTHING is very graphic. Jon stabs her in the guts of her baby. Jon is exiled to the far north, he is reunited with Ghost. Tyrion does not die, he has a council to decide who governs. It's not Bran. Everyone votes for Tyrion, Sansa is their queen. Bran is the hand of the king. THE END.

>Uncle by marriage

won't fit into the budget

this cant be real

>The realm is then governed by a council proto democracy. No King/Queen, The Iron throne is destroyed. Just lords of the great houses on the council.

Based and de Montfort-pilled

although a parliament filled with every lord would make more sense but I guess that is too complex for brainlet americans to understand

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REAL Ending:

>Final confrontation with Cersei
>She's learned how to fly and shoot lightning from her hands
>Arya fights her in the throne room, but Cersei has been knocking her around
>Cersei: You still refuse to accept my godhood? Keep your Old Gods! In fact, this might be a good time to pray to them!
>Cersei: For I beheld the Great Other as he fell from Heaven... LIKE LIGHTNING!
>Cersei flies towards Arya
>Arya does a spinning kick and hits Cersei in the face
>Cersei flies backwards shouting in anguish and hits a box filled with jars of wildfire
>Arya runs and jumps away from the exploding wildfire
>Arya: Cersei... you're off the throne!

based, and dare I say it, sapphirepilled

This show has been fucking trash for like 4 seasons now but I gotta say the only character that they enhanced in the show compared to the books was Cersei.
She fucking blows in the books

Imagine if this dude somehow ressurects the night king and jon has to kill him again...hehehe that would be really funny.

OH NO NO NO

I mean it's fine, but why flip it off just to take a picture for your own attention whoring? I mean, all animals have feelings, he just looks sad. At least they cheer him up afterwards.
Yes, just like how she forgot about Jorah and Barristan telling her Aegon had Dragon Armor and she needs some.

Or lemme say this, no she wouldn't have, D&D just wrote it that way for contrivances sake.

Worked in Troy.

>filthy dumb dornish scum

no thanks.

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>The Current Year
>I am Forgotten

youtube.com/watch?v=a_qF0idoWFk

youtube.com/watch?v=gDE69l74tHc

WHO STILL STANDS WITH THE TRUE KING?

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>Arya’s head is taken to the walls by Euron to taunt Jon Snow – the battle begins.
Fucking Based, I hope this is true just for this.

Are you guys ready for The Mountain Saga? I'm really looking for it, The Night King Saga was a big letdown.

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ShowJaime's redemption is a stupid idea.

D&D's "it's just fantasy lol" thing pisses me off to no end fffffffff

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for fuck's sake

That green screen! This show truly has gone to shit.

talktotransformer.com/

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WE CELEBRATED TOO SOON GOLDEN COMPANYBROS

Daynes are white, dumbass
>Dorne
>roaches
>implying they’re not Moors

Dany overlooking Eurons fleet and Missandei swimming to the wrong shore. Westeros seriously needs to invent glasses before Jaimie tries fuck a mirror instead of Cersei

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Imagine having infinite largesse to conclude things properly and you just rush the conclusion in a truncated single season because you're lazy.

the simple fact is they can't shoot a whole season with realistic snow. shooting in snow is seasonal which means there's literally not enough days in the year with snow to shoot a whole season TV of this complexity level, particularly not in Ireland where most of the sets are.

How will Dabid ruin Star Wars?

Twilight's wolves looked like utter shit though, GOT's look significantly better. Also they had very few scenes during the first couple films, which were relatively low-budget, despite both having more than twice the budget of an episode of GOT.

>they smell dornish...
oof

>and that's how you play the Game of Thrones

Looks like those 90s greenscreen FMV games.

They already subverted my expectations that it could be saved

stannis... littlefinger... night king... just wanna die desu lads

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Actually seething at this

Hi guys. How do I become a game of thrones?

>Ruin Star Wars
Is it not shit already?

oh really this didn't give you a clue
>Her Unsullied begin murdering the population and bluntfucking the women with their nubs.

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Secret weapon of the faceless men

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That would be interesting and unexpected AND logical. No, it wont happen user.

They took an EXTRA YEAR to write this season. A season with six episodes. And this is what we're getting.

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if it was longer it wouldn't be better, it would just mean that there was more hours for them to fill with their bullshit.

the chance of being a proper adaptation of the books was missed in season 5.

gross

>D&D actually think that after the Onions Wars trilogy ends on a wet fart, their trilogy isn't gonna be cancelled.

Essos in the books is full of white people. It's where the white people came from. It's where the pale Valyrians came from. The show blackfaces or muslims everything.

>island
what a dipshit. Valyria was a peninsula. Did D&D even read any of the books?

>A tavern outside Winterfell
>Jon is all alone
>He sits in a booth
>He requests "Don't stop believing by the Journey"
>JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
>Sansa walks in and takes a seat
>"What looks good tonight?"
>"I dunno"
>"Arya's coming seperatley.. she had to see the maester.. switch birth control"
>Jon frowns
>Bran wheels in behind a man in a members only cloak
>IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNN
>"Mmmmm Pie"
>"Best in the seven kingdoms as far as im concerned"
>Arya is outside struggling to parallel park her horse
>"Shit.."
>Two Dothraki walk into the Tavern
>Members only cloak wearer looks over at Jon
>"How was work today Bran?"
>"All I did all day was sit in the Godswood having pointless visions"
>"You may not realise it now but you are formulating false prophesies"
>"It's a secondary character arc.. so buck up"
>"Focus on the good times I guess"
>"Don't be sarcastic"
>SEARCHING IN THE NIGHT
>Members only cloak wearer goes to the outhouse
>"went ahead and ordered a hot pie for the table"
>HOLD ON TO THAT FEEEELAAAAAIIIIN
>DON'T STOP
>Cuts to black

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all they needed was one 3 second clip of Jon petting Ghost

Hmmm, I wonder why they're so eager to be done...

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The entirety of the North is connected by underground tunnels, the same ones lead directly under winterfell crypts, maybe a 100 could have retreated along with principle characters on Drogon.
Then they could have met up in the Stormlands and rallied the Riverlords along with Radmure and possibly what was left of The Reach and Dorne.
Even in the books Dany has visions of the White Walkers past the Neck of Westeroes and in the Riverlands.

Any number of things could have happened instead of what we got.
it's an edit, look at the pixel boxes from copy pasting
>arc

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STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS!

Sorry, Cersei made me do it

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she's a plausible character in the books.
in the show she's initially made too sympathetic given her actions, then later she becomes a 2 dimensional edgy ice queen.

Daynes aren't durkas.

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>>arc

Sorry, we here at HBO have determined that using Saga is more appropriate, as it resonates more with millennials who watched Dragon Ball Z.

Why do mercenary armies even exist? I understand a sellsword accepting a job for killing some defenseless person or escorting a merchant of some sort, but fighting in an army, against another army? That means you're probably expected to die, no amount of gold should be worth it.

Nah she shits all over show Cersei, "I'm bad because it feels good lol." Book Cersei feels like a real, multi-faceted human being. Not a fucking cartoon.

This image is nice.

meanwhile, in the timeline where ned died and lyanna fled
>tfw cucked

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>> Arya is about to assassinate Cersei, but Euron appears. Euron somehow knows she isn’t a servant girl, and pulls off her disguise and kills her.
I want to believe.

The same reason they exist in real life, they get paid for time spent and in actuality its very rare if they fight another army and aren't just sent on specialized missions to take out a building or neighborhood.

Before the night king reaches Bran several of the WW's and the zombie dragon are killed. WW's getting killed causes part of the army of the dead to crumble. NK has to regroup outside the walls.

The battle took too much of a toll on the living. A couple people stay behind while the important characters dragon and ride out of there and retreat to the neck or whatever. Brzn warts into a human that stays in Winterfell and warts out when NK reaches the vessel.

In the battle at location 2 Arya manages to assassinate NK much like how it happened. Army crumbles but the remaining WW's don't burst to pieces. They retreat back north.
A third battle pushes them beyond the wall. Or a 4th, 3rd can be retaking Winterfell.

Because big bucks.

what the fuck?

>Daario is cringe

Objection. Daario MK II is cringe. MK I was pretty based and should have stayed.

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This is going to blow your mind but in real life, in the world we currently dwell in, there are mercenary armies that fight in wars.

Cersei probably could've benefited from a bit of hair-pulling.

>show Cersei better than book Cersei
Nigger what? Cersei just stares at the horizon smugly and tries to act like an imposing villain in the show but fails.

Book Cersei is fucking hilarious in her follies and stupidity.

Book Cersei lusts for power, this is stated several times. She cares for her children, bu so did show Cersei.

What if you don't mind dying and there's money to be made?

This, she was kept in line with Bobby B.

It may be due to how Essos is structured. Lots of wealthy city-states with slavery. I can imagine that leading to being a mercenary being lucrative, to the point that mercenary armies are created. GRRM created too many of them, it's lazy writing. Second Sons, Golden Company, U nsullied and several more.

Star Wars has already been annihilated beyond recovery.

It isn't, check for yourself. But /got/ is naive as fuck and believes literally anything you say.

Cersei cares for her children but mostly as extensions of herself. She treats them like shit.

Has anyone got that image of Brienne and the Hound with the stunt doubles? It git posted the ither day

Its unironically kinda hilarious

This isnt real. Show me the time stamp.

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Her love for her children feels significantly more hollow in the books desu. I always hated how in the show they pushed her love for her kids like it was some kind aspect of hers.

To be fair, aren't the Slaver's Bay city-states durkas?

No, she doesn't.

>watching GoT with my dad
>"Wear it in silence or I'll honor you again."
>He laughs and goes "Oh shit"
God I miss Bobby B.

up to literally the 20th century, not having some form of income meant starving to death on the street. professional mercs could afford fancy cloths, although in practice they would often be paid by pillaging places they were campaigning rather than on-time by their employers.

Yes she certainly does. She constantly terrorizes Tommen and punishes him for daring to disobey her at all, and before Joff died paid little attention to him at all. With Joff all she did was enable his bad habits. She's a total loon.

it's based on Europe between the high middle ages and the end of the 30 years war. there was constantly fighting going on somewhere, to the point that nobles would train soldiers in order to hire them out.

New Fakes!!!

Real leaks here:
> (Episode 5) On Dragonstone, Tyrion betrays Dany to Varys in order to save himself – he threatens to have him executed for failing outside the gates of Kings Landing. Dany is beheaded.

> Gendry Forges Euron some fancy Dragon Armour which allows Euron to burn Dany’s fleet.

> Arya and the Hound arrive at the red keep. Cleganebowl of legend. The Hound stabs the Mountain through the heart or possibly chops of his head, but he doesn’t die. The Hound covers his sword with oil and fails to light it up. The Hound prays to the lord of light and manages to put his sword on fire. The fiery sword kills the Mountain, Sandor survives. Arya lurks somewhere else.

> Arya is about to assassinate Cersei, but Jaime appears and pulls on his disguise. Arya somehow knows he is going to kill Cersei and rejoins the Hound.

> Ser Gregor's head is taken to the walls by the Hound to taunt Cersei - the battle begins

> Harry Strickland kills Greyworm and survives.

> Inside the city, Jaime fights and wounds Euron.

> He makes it to the Red Keep to find Cersei, who is planning to burn the city down. Jaime kills Cersei, but Qyburn stabs him in the back. They die in each others arms.

> Euron goes full madman (nobel-price memes, guys), starts burning the city himself.

> The population begins killing the Unsullied, fucking their nubs.

> (Episode 6) After winning the battle, Euron kills Qyburn for believing Bronn / generally failing him.

> Varys convinces Tyrion that Dany was evil.

> Jon kills Varys, exiles himself to the north / beyond the wall.

> The realm is then reunited, though largely destroyed. Euron is king, the North arranged a marriage with Sansa to keep peace. Yara is killed by Euron, Iron islands, Riverlands, North, Dorne, Vale, Reach, Westerlands, Stormlands and Crownlands are under his direct control. The Iron throne is in his controll. No council.

> Arya and the Hound start their own brotherhoood without banners, Tyrion joins

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We could have had the 'fake out' people have suggested, where white walkers and the the wights attack Winterfell, but the Night King actually goes south to King's Landing. After he takes that over, they start moving north again, perhaps with the people in the north moving south so that the final confrontation is in the Riverlands. It would mean the "Long Night" lasted more than an evening.

I can understand the mercenaries being paid to protect a city and such, acting like guards who'll likely only fight petty poorly armed thieves and slaves trying to run away.

Normal armies only really work because the soldiers more or less are willing to die for their nation/commander/etc. An army of mercenary soldiers would likely run away if they thought they were going to die, they're doing it for the money, not out of loyalty.

>That means you're probably expected to die
A less than 10% casualty rate was standard for a medieval battle. Chances are you'd never actually see the enemy up close, either you or they would retreat. You'd be paid to show up, with looting and spoils being the actual motivation to "fight" the battle, ie. not run away immediately.

Lol at the point of Jaime even going north. There was none

Let's be honest, if anything she made it more merciful. The Mountain that Rapes would've punched her teeth out and broken her jaw, violently raped her, then threw her down to her death. Guy had anger problems.

I can’t even imagine how awkward it must have been after Rhaella is crying tears of happiness for the first time in years while lovingly holding her granddaughter by Rhaegar and Elia and her abusive, autistic, maniac brother husband doesn’t want to hold her because she smells

Does show Cersei even give a shit about prophecy anymore? Remember when that was a major factor in her characterization?

Now its 'gonna smirk with my pirate bf'

That just means she's bad as an educator.

Qyburn might be making a zombie plague or some stupid shit.

Slaver's bay is tricky. Ancient Ghiscar was right next door to Valyria. But something the show fails to sell is just how fucking far away Slaver's bay is from Westeros. The area around the free cities, the rhoyne, Qhoror, the home of the andals. That's basically where the whites came from.

Also I'll never get over how the show utterly failed at the Slaver's bay costuming. They completely failed to do the ridiculous hair stuff. Which was important because it was all part of creating that feeling of total isolation and alienation in the Dany chapters.

You do know she’s just using Euron, right?

>Book logic
Jaime is beginning to see the follies and hatred of Cersei and begins to show his more honorable side that was hidden deep down.
>D&D logic
Jaime's honor only brings him to the North so Cersei doesn't get killed by zombies, he has an addiction to her he'll never let go.

BRAVO
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100/10

I don't think Got/Asoiaf battles have such a low casualty rate, even for the winners, and in times of war, you'll likely be battling a lot.

No, he had to go north and have sex with Brienne. Also to have that wacky scene with Bronn! Meeting with Bran? Fighting back to back with Brienne? Ehhhh who cares lets rush past that.

This is what the show has been reduced to, user. That's how contrived it is. This is the show that decided to cut the reveal of the Jon's parents to his siblings when they had 2 years to film because "what can we do to match the imagination of the audience?"

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Golden Company probably tortures/executes deserters to maintain their reputation

Who in their right mind would even watch anything this group of hacks is going to produce?

If you run away and desert you'll be executed by your commanders. Also the merc companies were notorious for switching sides as a whole. So it's less of a case of individuals and more of a case of the loyalty of an entire company at once.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO

WOAH REALLY? WOW, CERSEI DOESN'T LOVE EURON? WOOOOW WHAT A TWIST THIS SHOW STILL HAS IT!

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wasted

Promote this man to mercenary commander for those quints

why this got me?

Checked
Bloodnumbers of victory.

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just wait for the big reveal the Brienne has Jaime’s bastard

Rhaeger deserved everything that happend to him and he ruined targs forever

don’t patronize me, bran

checked, subpar get though if I'm being honest

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Who would make a better King, Joffrey or Jon?

Wasted your life.

They didn't do any of the weird fashion shit in general, which is a recurring problem with all shows and films set in "antiquity." People have weirdly modern sense of color tastes and dress in conservative, spartan clothing. The wealthy of antiquity showed that shit off.

I guess they were just afraid that if they showed ridiculous fashion - especially ridiculous eastern fashion - people would just find it funny.

>If you run away and desert you'll be executed by your commanders

If you're losing the battle, likely they'll die as well while you won't, or at least their casualties would be so big that they wouldn't be able to afford chasing the deserters or even know who died and who ran away.

Now, the GC probably never really lost a battle, so we may not really know.

Cersei in the books is a realistically depicted paranoid psycho. she's in denial about being a bad person.

Cersei in the show is basically Thanos with a vagina.

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can you fucking general fags stop wasting our precious digits on inane shitposts like this one

Hi Aerys II!

We do not spoiler

Golden Company is based.

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Episode 9 will be the first ever I don't see in theaters (if you don't count Solo)

That's why you form mercenary companies so you can be big and fearsome and hopefully intimidate the enemy into surrendering without needing to fight. Outnumber the opponents.

what is it with bells? Why is everyone talking about Dany and bells? I don't get it

Winter is a bitch

DND and Rian Johnson are actually writing accelerationists.

They want folks to make their own works of fiction free from the constraints of the mouse. They mock fan theories and fanfiction so much because they want those people to make their own works of art.

BUT HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY

Targs were already fucking shit.

>mfw Qyburn releases the T virus

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Sometimes it's necessary.

Though this time I'm really not sure.

This get was claimed in the name of House Blackfyre

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>Sometimes Season 8 has been too dark to see; at other times, it’s felt like looking at a strobe light, as the apparent teleportation that started last season has sent characters careening around the realm via jarring jumps in time and place. “We’re used to having a whole season to get to a point,” Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, the actor who plays Jaime Lannister, recently said. “Now suddenly, a lot of things happen very quickly.” We know our way around this world, so maybe it makes sense for the series to fast-forward through tedious travel or yadda-yadda Dorne in the interest of sustaining excitement as the climax nears. But excising those slow moments still comes at a cost. Although the fates of the core characters are almost certain to be decided, events are unfolding with so little time for reflection that Thrones is in danger of not being about anything. Maybe the message is that it’s easier to talk about breaking the wheel than to do it when the throne is truly attainable. But with another large-scale conflict looming, we’re running out of time to see our aspiring rulers wrestle with their inner needs and desires.

Normalfags are waking up and realizing the show hasn't been going anywhere with overarching themes because its empty soulless entertainment.

Absolute nonsense to save face fucking faggots

I'd say she's a clinical narcissist with psychopathic tendencies and some sort of paranoid delusion disorder.

this would make sense if there were more books, but if it's just more of D&D's fanfic, then cutting it short is for the better.

>he cares about degits

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CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED

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If you didn't get it it wasn't meant to be homo. Respect the numerals even if it lands on shit no wonder you have POOR FORTUNE YOU DUMB NIGGER.

chances are higher to die of starvation, weather or sickness than in acutal combat

Based and Blackfyrepilled

That would explain why they're gathering peasants into the red keep.

Likely nothing interesting will come, tho.

Normies have always deflected the criticism because they want to see what happens next to the characters they like (because of what they did when the show was decent). But now we're at next, and they're seeing that there's nothing happening.

the thing about people like D&D and Rian Johnson is that the very concept of a theory is wasted on them, because the only thing their only goal is to work against "predictability"

A GAME THEORY

Night King Bran is still possible, change my mind.

KEK

Just a heads up to anyone that’s redpilled and likes Qyburn - sorry to break your heart but he is portrayed by a good tribe member.

New thread

Lol'd

YOU NIGGAS IN TROUBLE
YOU NIGGAS IN TROUBLE
YOU NIGGAS IN TROUBLE

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That was just for Cersei's protection.

gods the armor design was good then

>Her Unsullied begin murdering the population and bluntfucking the women with their nubs.
Shame is I think I'd rather see that than anything D&D produce.

He finds out how to make semi-undead by shoving dragonglass into people's hearts. Get ready for Qyburn's Obsidian Knights!

>jannies actually deleted this

Where did Yea Forums ever go wrong that these onions-fed, dickless spongecakes ended up running the site

Don't you just love the cold user?

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DABID

...

>that nigger nose
god he's an ugly bastard

It was a guaranteed source of income for any able bodied man, back when social security wasn't a thing. Medieval war wasn't as deadly as modern warfare either, and the skill/experience component was much higher.

Ghiscar is based on the Assyrian empire, so they'd look Anatolian, Valyria is Greece/Rome.

We get it

STAAAANIISS!!

holy shit based af

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Themes are too 8th grade for dabid.

GoT in a nutshell

well it's fantasy

>spin around
fuck off with your anime shit
thie necromancer doing exactly what he schould do in this scene and give jon the big stinky was kino

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

>imagine being a Stannisfag enough to think that some bells will make Dany go crazy

The time of Baratheons already over. Bend the knee for your new cute queen

i enjoy the edgy religious aesthetics

>Can animate intense dragon flights and fights
>"It's too hard to animate a wolf being pat on the head"

A private army is basically a tribe. Your primate brain will always find a way to justify you dying for your battle brothers.

GoT in a nutshell.

It's in the fucking screen shot

Mercenariies are almost the same as soldiers, just paid better. Mercenaries fight for many reasons, money, adventure is also a big deal for some people, running away from past life, etc.

Just think of it like government organized x private enterprise.

Your greatest warrior spent the entire civil war standing like an autist in the desert only to get btfo'd by an angsty teen warlord and his frogman buddy.
Then his busty sister killed herself 'cause the guy that offed her retard brother wouldn't sleep with her anymore.
Your only representatives in the books are a child named after the guy that killed your champion, and Darkwing Duck.
You are literally a joke.

Fantasy /=/ putting out physics

So Dabid wanted to end the series with an arbitrary number of hours while HBO was completely willing to open the check book for them to do whatever they wanted.

Fucking hacks.

>cute

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Unsullied are not mercenaries, its a bit weird, but its more like a loose religious order. All unsullied worship the lady of battles

He was trying to give you peace of mind. I know the back story to this and this dog was set on fire. He didn't die immediately. I think He lasted almost a week before finally passing.

>implying they’re not Moors
so even less white

He was trying to give you peace of mind. I know the back story to this and this dog was set on fire. He didn't die immediately. I think He lasted almost a week before finally passing.

>cute
A lie, cut it out.

checked and based!

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Stone Dornish >>>>>>>>>>>> Sand Dornish/Salt Dornish

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>if they thought they were going to die, they're doing it for the money, not out of loyalty.

Incorrrect, i recommend you read up on mercenary companies from the real world. The foreign legion is recent a good example of this, and so were the swiss. Many people who join ventures like mercenary armies had ton of problems, like abusive families, tyranical governments and whatnot, everyone dies at some point, so might as well have fun and get paid well to do it.

Fuck that as last post

Based

FUCK THAT AS LAST POST!

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CHECKED N BASED

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>as the apparent teleportation that started last season

It was happening in season 6. Have they forgotten about the Sand Snakes in King's Landing? Theon making it to Iron Islands? Littlefinger and the Vale soldiers?

stannis

cringe

>Any number of things could have happened instead of what we got.
Not with this number of episodes tho. It was pretty much certain that it would end fast.

stannis

I don't think the world is ready for expectation subverting of this level.

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He was wearing a thick garment and leather, in addition to plate-armour.

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he pierced that with a stick

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as if s.oy wars wasn't fucked since the mouse got his hands on it.
Kek wonder how Walt Disney really feels about it