/got/ - One of the Blacks is Dead Edition

Previously

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Why are men so useless?

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DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG REMOVE TARGSHITS

ANSWER ME THIS. ANSWER ME THIS EVERY PERSON IN THIS THREAD.

Let us say, a arena appeared in the GOT universe. ONE V ONE, till the death. ALL characters, are placed in there best armor/and MAGIC to there PEAK age at PEAK strength said characters PEAK fighting abilities. Who would come out at top? Jon? Peak Jamie? The Hound? You can even make old characters peak young if you wish. Who is, cannon, the best sword in Westeros at PEAK form?

PART 2 EDITION. SELMY. DAYNE. JAIME MOVE FORWARD. NOW DO THE EXACT SAME, BUT THOSE THREE CANNOT BE USED. WHO IS THE BEST SWORD IN WESTEROS WHEN PLACED INTO THE ARENA?

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I know you all hate her but she really is great for reaction pics

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>Bran becomes king
surely non of you believe these '''leaks'''
that would be the most retarded way to end the show

Because it's progressive.

BURN THEM A-

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I don't understand the bell it makes no fucking sense to me. Is it just supposed to be symbolic or something and it's mistranslated as it driving her crazy?

the hound or his brother and bobby B

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nth for thot-slayer Euron

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do you guys actually discuss the show or just shitpost?

>There are people ITT RIGHT NOW who think the bell leaks are real

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Both

We felt that Bran wasn't doing much in the show so we uh decided that he would sit on the throne in the end and piece the kingdom back together. It's an unexpected twist and uhh etc etc.

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DONG DONG

Bow before the king and queen of westeros

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Useless Jewish writers
Useless Jewish females

Opinion discarded

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Arthur Dayne with his sword is better than everyone. If you remove him, Selmy, and Jaime then peak age Based Bobby B wins.

Euron flies in on his giant scorpion, BAZINGA, up the bum, hehe, he screams, firing automatic bolt fire into drogon

Drogon falls, deaneries lands from a 300ft drop, she's looking terrified, she picks herself up. She's lost her babies. "euron I am the mad queen now, SLAAAAAAAYYY" she says, as she self immolates, for she has now became the final part of the prophecy, she is the dragon.

Euron flys his scorpion away, firing bolts but they just get disintegrated, he's visibility frightened. Cersei looks on out the window, looking non plussed. A stagehand moves the cardboard cutout they've used for her this season to glance towards dany.

Suddenly a portal opens on the flying scorpion, by god of the seven kingdoms, who is thats its arya stork!

She pulls out grim blade, her bastard sword and chops off eurons head. He falls from the sky, his last words where "ill get my finger up your bum yet, dragon queen"

Jon then appears behind danyeries, who is entirely on fire

"Danny. I love you"
"I love you also, Mike"
"but Danny, you've changed man, I can't take it, man, you've changed"
"dave why do you hurt me, why won't you sleep with me, is it because I'm you're aunt??"
"no, it's not because you aren't... It's because you is!"

Kevin pulls out his favourite sword, needle and stabs danyeries in her face, her weak spot. She dies, exploding fire everywhere, of which burns Paul, because he is targarage, weak to flame. He dies

The scene changes to bran, who's walking up and down the room, he talks to his aunt salsa and says

"looks like we've"

Pulls up his dragon glasses

"won the iron chair"

They high five, the kingdom is safe.for now

Cut to a scene of the night Kings arm coming out of the ground, and bran spinning on his wheelchair staring upwards

"for now"

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What's there to discuss aside from the bad writing?

All aboard the /SS/ Dany

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She looks like an oompa loompa

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>just ignore the buildup of dany going mad and all the leaks that have been 100% correct so far bro

nobody hate her desu, her and jaimie are the only interesting characters in the show, jaimie partially destroyed in EP4 it depends what direcetion he will take in EP5. Dany will be destroyed, if she will go full mad queen, so far she is not, but just lonely, confused and heartbroken.

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based old timey Varys and Tyrion
BELLS jokes>>>BALLS jokes
youtu.be/FAwB-FkyWZU

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Needs more bells

>”The gods have made their will known.”

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Whats the point if the best swordsmen can't compete.

isnt that a testament to how bad D&D are as writers when so many so easily believe it to he true?

Leaks always come from speedwatching third-worlders, so I think the leaker just misinterpreted it. She'd probably already gone mad at that point, and the King's Landing bells sounding while she ordered the slaughter of innocents was probably just meant to be cinematographically punctual.

Sometimes i discuss but it's futile. All intelligent people agree with me and it's useless to waste time on dumb posters hoping they will understand anything. So discussion is pretty redundant.

DANY DANY DANY

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Name a better character still alive

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why would you board a ship about to sink?

ARYA ARYA ARYA!

shansha, your pushy ish a ladder

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Reminder: This is a SansaChad general

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In the last thread someone posted a tweet that had 25k likes. It was some person stating that having more people of color and women on the writing thing or on the team would help - but how do these people exist? She may as well have said nothing but it got retweets. Capable writers and producers are just that, their race and shit doesn't matter. These same people would be calling show critics assholes if DnD were black and it all crashed like this.

Honestly though this is one of the first times that I got offended by the PoCs just getting exterminated because their whole arc was actually interesting. It would have been interesting to have Missandei and the Doth'raki integrating into westeros and having things change there. (The unsullied are inherently not interesting because they are just NPCs, gray worms entire arc shouldn't have really been in the show. Missandei should have had a better and potentially romantic relationship with Dany through the seasons. The writers straight up fucking wasted her AND left out all the fucking blood riders from Drogo's army.)

The same with Ghost, they just didn't do anything with him. There was so much fucking potential and they just wrote it all away for no reason whatsoever.

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true spoilers are probs here: old.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/blxugc/unos_cuantos_spoilers/

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ohnononoono
*inhales*

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based

>nobody hate her desu, her and jaimie are the only interesting characters in the show
this is what danyfags actually believe? i'm pretty sure most book readers can't wait for jon to decapitate her

Bronn enters the room, his dicks still hanging out

Well then LADS my cock isn't going to SUCK itself

Euron enters the stage, the audience laugh, he opens his arms out

You called?

More audience laughter

I thought BUMS where more your speciality, euron

The audience laughs

Bronn old pal, ill do antrhing for you

The audience laughs

Tyrion looks shaken, confused. Who are these two, why are they here. The last thing he knew he was making a hammer for a god of thunder

The audience laughs

A one handed man says

"I've got one hand"

The audience laughs

"now I'm going to have sex. So I need alchol"

The audience is hysterics, euron is rolling on the floor, bronn is firing crossbows and reloading them with great speed at the audience, the whooping and hollering is increasing

IN THE BUM euron chants

The live studio audience repeats back IN THE BUM IN THE BUM

Tyrion is visibly terrified now, he has no idea which fresh hell he is in, the audience has now started to kill each other with laughter, heads are rolling, bronn is circling his cock, euron has his finger up his own bum, the laughter is incessant

Jamie is crying in the corner

The audience laughs

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gtfo to tumblr u degenerate

Make some discussion and we'll discuss it

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Sorry I don't speak Italian.

Who would unironically support this degenerate harlot.

how the fuck can anyone like sansa? she's such a cunt now, she's like dany at her worst times ten.

go back to redddddditt please

>true spoilers
it's just wishful thinking that is already debunked by emilia's interviews and the interviews with other actors

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it fits

Bobert
Hound
Mountain
Gaygar
Oberyn

Stannis

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Litetrally u are wrong, most people after last episode thinks that Daenerys is the last sane person in the show, everyone around her are dumbfucks and insane, especially Tyrion and Varys.

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multiple leakers with confirmed track records

or

tumblrshit fanfic in spanish from some randomer

hmmm

monday-wednesday is for discussion
Thursday-Sunday is for shitposting

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this was already answered

arthur dayne wielding dawn > barristan selmy = arthur dayne without dawn > twohanded jaime >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyone else

GRRM said this but i'm sure you faggots will ignore it and keep making it up based on how much you like each character

Pod at peak erection

>Asshai by the Shadow
The buildings, streets, and walls of Asshai are made out of a slimy, black stone that seems to drink the light making the city appear to be a dark and gloomy place.

All foodstuff and freshwater is brought in by ship, as animals brought into the city soon die, and the waters of the Ash glisten black beneath the noonday sun and glimmer with green phosphorescence by night. The only fish that dwell in its water are blind and deformed.

There are no children in Asshai.

The origins of Asshai are lost in history. Even the Asshai'i do not claim to know who built it, stating only a city stood there since the world began and will stand there until it ends.[7] Maesters find it difficult to discern the truth about legendary Asshai.[17]

Texts from Asshai speak of the Dawn Age.[18] Annals from the city tell of Azor Ahai during the Long Night,[19] and ancient books claim he will come again.[15] Texts also claim that dragons first appeared in the Shadow.[17]
>the Shadow Lands
Ancient tales from Asshai claim that dragons originated in the Shadow and were first tamed by a people so ancient they had no name.[7]

The maroon emperors of Yi Ti kept their court in Jinqi to better guard the borders of the Golden Empire from reavers from the Shadow Lands.[8]

The Vale of Shadows[1] is a river valley in the Shadow Lands northeast of Asshai.[2] The valley is a narrow cleft in the mountains through which the river Ash passes on its way from the Mountains of the Morn to the Jade Sea.[3] The mountain cliffs are so high and steep that it is said no light falls within the valley except at noon.[1] Demons and dragons and worse things are said to live in caves in the cliffs.[3] At the heart of the valley is the ruined, haunted corpse city of Stygai, where not even Shadowbinders dare tread.[3]

Euron Greyjoy sailed here, learning "wonders and terrors beyond imagining."

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Men of quality

Smartest woman in Westeros

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>Sansa, I have come to seek your assistance
>After Dany's death... I can't hold the kingdoms together on my own... A king needs a queen

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this

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trick question

nah Ned could beat all of them you retard. he was a badass

How has she aged 20 years since 2011?

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in the distance, bells

at this point i'm pretty sure you're emilia clarke, no one is this delusional

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If the Hound doesn’t raw her next episode this show will have been pointless

why does this pic look so fucking fake? it literally looks like a video game screenshot.

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Bran

brandon stark was the real swordsman of the family, ned was competent but not even close to the top 3

>You think you're on you're own?
yfw he was referring to being the last good character

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spic here, should i translate this?

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this is the only one of the ai thing i like

>It would have been interesting to have Missandei and the Doth'raki integrating into westeros and having things change there.
>it would have been interesting if the invading hordes were allowed to stay and shit up Westerosi culture with their savagry

Saving the thumbnail...

>her mother's penis was the smallest one
>14 inches

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Why the fuck do they March OUT OF THE FUCKING Walls!?
Goddamnit this dumb show upsets me.

back to r/freefuck if you actually think dany did nothing wrong, you are legitimately normalfag tier

You now understand why episode 3 was so dark. To mask the mediocre CGI.

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When filming in as studio its hard to make the lighting look natural.

Sounds like a proper shithole desu

What's the point of Lannister flags? At best they are useless.

its entirely practical though

Will enjoy the delicious salty tears when Dany gets BTFO by Jon?

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What the fuck even is this?

it's not filmed in a studio, watch the behind the scenes.

how about this one?

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by far her best outfit

In Troy it worked.

oh that one is actually good too. post more decent ones

the top comment does a pretty good job of it

I'LL KILL EVERY REDDITOR I GET MY HANDS ON

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you put in a piece of text, the bold part, and the neural network will write a continuation of that text.

ITT: characters too good for this show

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It's a piecemeal of a few different greenscreen shots, just like the greenscreen Missandei with the Cersei stand-in. They filmed the bare wall on an outdoor set, then added the CGI Lannister banners in post, then added the greenscreen Golden Company in post. They're THAT paranoid about leaks of their garbage plot, that they think fans spying on filming and seeing the Golden Company lined up outside the King's Landing walls would spoil everything.

Insiders say this shit was so bad that shit was filmed out of sequence and actors were kept in the dark about what was actually happening, which made it difficult to get into character.

Not liking Daenerys, is great example of being pleb and have shit taste All Starks are overpowered marysues, Bran, Arya, Sansa everyone. Arya 300 lvl rogue, Sansha 300 IQ pseud, Bran literally GOD. Tyrion, Varys; two fucking useless retards, same with Jon. Cersei paper character with 0 consequences for her actions. Daenerys is the only three dimensional character in the show with depth and some internal struggle, everyone around her are fucking useless retards.

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Yep. Westeros isn't real so it can't really be an option for your ethnostate right? What's more interesting -
>nothing happens
or
>characters are faced with challenges that they need to overcome in an intelligent way
?

>literal fanifction based on stuff that was known beforehand
>true spoilers

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it means it's all interesting stuff that will never be expanded upon

NK was too kino at the very least

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>depth and internal struggle
she gets everything handed to her on a plate in seasons 1-7 because of her brithright and genetics. you having alzheimers does not change that.

How the fuck does it work? How does it even know what you're talking about with one tiny sentence?

Why didn't Robert just ask Tywin to be hand of the King? I realize he trust Ned best, but Tywin probably wouldn't have allowed Robert to have been killed, he would've ruled through him. The realm would be better off

good post

>smirks at you

*ahem*
Patricians enjoy the character of a pretty lady from a based family, that is feminine, as well as politically versatile and looks forward to the prospect of a strong, independent North and thus a satisfied realm.

Plebs will keep ironically Dany-posting "YASS SLAY", "#diversity" and "no sweetie ;)" until their mothers tell them to get up, so they can clean their asscracks, never realizing that they've become what they despised.

FUCK DANY
FUCK JANNIES

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stannis

>those pants
HAMMERTIME

Jorah was useful and gave decent hints at the beginning. After they took Mireen everything was pretty boring. But I mostly agree with you.

Can a bookfag please explain to me how a fire god religion could originate from a land of shadow worship and black sorcery such as this?

BASED

100 got generals and wine wasn't offered even once

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>the episode is fine, it's the streaming services fault

Could you imagine?

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>I want I want I want!
>My right my right my right!
Stunning and brave!

baste

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The funny thing about the whole show is that everyone would have been better off just doing nothing

>implying
TWOW will be released soon

So in the last episode they talk about attacking King's Landing with the Dothraki...

Weren't they all dead?

Pushback against the black sorcery. Something something hard times breed strong men

and you think dany isn't? she has been in the least personal danger of any character in the show

Why did they move King's Landing?

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What are the biggest differences between A Song of Ice and Fire books and the GOT TV series?

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S U B V E R T E D

>The NK
>A character
Pick one. You fags never cease to amaze me. The mysterious, overpowered villain is not good writing.

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Westeros isn't an ethnostate, you dumb fuck. Did you not pay attention to the show? There are 7 distinct areas of Westeros with totally separate cultures and people. Stop projecting your insecurities onto others. Doth'raki were a savage primitive horde that would never have integrated into Westeros. I'm glad they all died out.

A Song of Ice and Fire is good.

So they could reuse the Qarth set

TWO YEARS
>TWO YEARS
TWO YEARS
>TWO YEARS
TWO YEARS
>TWO YEARS
BRAVO DABID

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GRRM tries to keep things within the laws of the fictional world he has created. A characters action has consequences and people generally give a shit.

why do people hate this scene?

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>not good writing
exactly, too good for this show

>"My birthright is the reason I have the strongest claim and deserve to be queen and everyone should give me everything and bow to me!"
>"No, Jon, please, don't tell anyone that you have a stronger claim than me, please don't, it'd be wrong, throne is MINE MINE"

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>we're gonna get to see dany in armor next ep
i'm kinda hyped desu

NK froze part of the sea, so now KL is no longer on the shore

I didn't have any issues with it, you must just have poor eyesight in general if you struggle to see in darkness
Put on your glasses boy

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I think the state of the show if perfect for you. I hope you continue to enjoy it.

stannis

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More faith, Your Grace?

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well, A Song of Ice and Fire has verisimilitude and actual realism, even with the setting.

Jawohl mein KΓΆnigin.

>Bells drive dany insane
>Bell leaks drive danyfags insane
now this... is pottery...

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Well it's a neural network programmed to write text which means its database is filled with an incredible volume of books, articles and other texts.
It can deduce from context what makes sense and then tries to emulate the writing style of the text that matches to what you've inserted. The more text you add the more accurate it will be.

>Euron Greyjoy sailed here
Did he?

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>t. Child of the forest

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*COUGH*

CHECKED

*WHEEZE*

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nazi

i want to KISS nathalie emmanuel!

>legitimizes Gendry
>now he has a stronger claim than either of them
He's gonna end up being king isn't he

Was Viserys the most underrated character in the show? He's more tragic than Dany, doesn't get any symptathy, dies afraid and alone with his own sister relishing in his gruesome death, his actor is also superb and one of the only ones who read the books beforehand

>overpowered villain

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I could be wrong but I don't think that religion originated in Asshai (that was Volantis I think), Asshai is just a place where dark sorcery happens, and they have no rules as to what religious stuff you can and can't do there

mutt

>Dabid backtracked and decided to keep some Dothraki alive after episode 3 because they needed someone that can pillage, destroy, and rape the women of King's Landing
based

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post your best cough image

Apparently there are at least 2 endings filmed and neither Jon nor Dany's actors know for sure which will be sued

sansa is the biggest yas queen cunt in the show now you dumb fuck

>Moments ago: THE CHAD STOP-AND-TURN

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>yfw next episode will have the ultimate seal of approval at the end of the intro
>Directed by Miguel Sapochnik

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>Bow before the king and queen of westeros
Sansa and Jon can marry now since they aren't siblings.

Used to hate Viserys but /got/ changed my mind. Rest in power snek prince

why isn't this show violent anymore? all the violence in ep 3 was so generic and vanilla

i miss when the hound cleaved people in two lads

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>DABID are about to mansplain why emotional women are unfit to rule
Are they based or did they jew everyone so much that they went full circle?

HOW I WIIIISH

HOW I WISH YOU WERE HERE

WE'RE JUST TWO LOST SOULS SWIMMING IN A FISHBOWL

YEAR AFTER YEAR

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wrong
see:

Dany and Sansa are just two sides of the Mean Girls coin

the entire episode his left eye was slightly more closed than his right and it bugged the hell out of me, it's like he's constantly squinting with one eye, like he's extremely curious and aloof at the same time

They're just shitlords, normies are the next to be shat on.

based

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Maester Patrick's solution to the worm problem was put into practice.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ahoHDU0T44I

DABID

DABID

In their addiction to subvert, they accidentally subverted their propaganda.

That's entirely hype talk. Nobody on a show of this magnitude would hint that heavily and not be intending to mislead.

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Checked

okay but don't blame me when you're surprised at seeing dany's corpse in ep 6

he was so cool
FUCKS SAKE

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Reading these threads while taking a shit is the highlight of my day. Thanks lads!

I can't even remember what he looked like. I only know he was the one thing I ever wanted... someone took him away from me, and 3 episodes couldn't fill the hole he left behind.

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>oy vey i subverted a golem

Legitimately - not memeing - too many to count at this point. Dany's time in Meereen has been even MORE aggravating, if you can believe that.

Also, Daenerys is the only character in the show who still has consequences for her actions
>Losing two dragons
>Losing army fighting for ungrateful retards from North
>Losing Jorah
>Losing Missandei
>Two her advisors backstabbing them behind her back
>Jon dumbfucks can't keep a secret

Deal with it, Dany and Jaimie are the last interesting characters in the show, rest are just boring one dimensional shit characters not worth to waste time, raped by D&D.

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i never usually say this but

C O P E
O
P
E

GODS I WAS PORK BACK THEN

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why is harry strickland hot

why is the golden company even here are they gonna support dany because she's secretly a blackfyre

>rewatching GoT
>season 1 is maximum comfy, you can see the effort in every scene despite the lower budget
>Stannis is alive and untainted by D&D's hackery
>the women in the show still have young bong genes thus still pretty QT, even Dany is super qt
>Bran looks like he's going to be drowning in pussy (and man ass if he wants) for the rest of his life, and his climbing scenes are comfy as fuck
>WW still an actual ever looming threat
Series reboot true to the books when lads

Honestly, why would Jon stab that way at that angle? Its fucking weird

there are no interesting characters

game of thrones: brotherhood when

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Dany has been interesting for a whole of 1(one) episode the last 7 seasons and it's only because she's finally gonna go mad and die

I'm amazed that the show managed to do such a massive last-minute heel-turn. Honestly, I don't think I've seen such an immediate decline in quality on TV. We went from one of the longest and most incredible battles of all time that was frankly a masterpiece in tension and direction from start to fish with a fucking killer ending that damn near gave me PTSD to... this shit. Seriously, what the fuck was episode 4? What were they thinking? They had all the setup done for a satisfying conclusion and they just went, "nope, we're actually not gonna do that, we're gonna go in this direction we haven't foreshadowed or built towards at all because fuck Dany". 8 seasons of building her up from square one as a hero, and you crush her at the last minute like this? She was raped, brutalized, and went through countless trials only to come out selfless on the other side and dedicate her life to freeing people, and then you go and write her as the villain? What? If the rumors are true that the other major male character on the show kills her, this is going to be ridiculous - think about the message that sends for just a moment. I'm just baffled. Oh and killing Missandei was so dumb, not just the circumstances, like how she should be assumed to have drowned but for some reason Grey Worm and Dany know they kidnapped her, but just how stupid it is that she got kidnapped at all, and the fact Cersei chooses to execute her. The fact she dies as a whole is stupid, why would you build this character up just to use her as a device to make Dany feel sad last minute? Is this meant to be apt justification for her downfall? Because frankly just watching these piece of shit writers kill of their only black female character in the dumbest way possible is on the verge of driving me mad. Contrast her death with others in the show, ones that tie into their storyline, and serve as a conclusion to it, or illustrate a message - nope, Missandei is just to serve Dany's downfall. Fuck D&D.

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*COUGH*

CHAO

*COUGH COUGH*
*WHEEZE*

CHAOS IS A

*COUGH* *VOMITS*

CHAOS IS A LADDAH

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To look cool/be shocking.

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She is also the cutest.

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Wow I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

>read spoilers that Jon dies giving Dany the kiss of life

PLEASE NO, ITS NOT FAIR, SHE'S SUPPOSED TO DIED SO NORMIES GET BTFO AND BURLINGTON BAR COMMIT SUICIDE

remember when cher thought twitter was google? for her first 20 posts

>Series reboot true to the books when lads
Never ever. You'll be dead of age before that happens.

>Also, Daenerys is the only character in the show who still has consequences for her actions

It was about fucking time, I would say.

Please help, dying

I'm gonna miss her bros
instagram.com/p/BxKMeBbl7ZU/

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because NOBODY, literally NOBODY thought it was gonna kill the night king, yet they spend like a minute on it. Meanwhile, NK is completely unscathed, and not even that, he's smiling. So why the hell didn't he shoot an ice lance at the dragon then and there? It would have been impossible to miss.

Wrong.
Redirect your butthurt.

That's literally her plan now. They make Winterfell the new capital.

You're not baelish, Imposter!

absolutely cute

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just because dany is the newest character to come to d&d's chopping block does not mean she's a good character. she never was. fuck off.

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I probably hate Lannisters more than anyone else here, I would not hesitate to straight up KILL every Lannister here, man or woman, adults and children, if I saw them on the streets. I would curbstomp them until their faces are nothing but MUSH and steal their wallets so nobody could identify their mangled, broken bodies, leaving their families in extreme emotional pain. Then I would visit their funeral, shit in their casket in font of their own beloved ones and then kill every single one of the funeral guests because I would assume they are Lannisters as well. I would take EVERY fucking stone milll that these stupid fucking blonde cunts own.

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wat

Danny is just an entitled brat who literally had everything handed to her. She's even more boring and pointless now that the show has essentially cannibalized the setting and we're just watching generic schlock now.

I don't know what personal struggle you think she even has. She just finds things that don't want her to be Queen and then she yells at them to obey or she threatens to destroy them. Literally two dimensional character.

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The true king is coming. Be prepared.

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>Battle of Winterfell
>of the longest and most incredible battles of all time that was frankly a masterpiece in tension and direction from start to fish with a fucking killer ending
PFFFFFFFFFFFAHAHAH OH NO NONONO
I am so happy that the YASS QWEEN brigade finally gets to eat shit.

Though it does irritate me that they haven't learned a damn thing from the experience.

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FUCKING TRY ME TULLY SHIT

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Runs in the family I guess

She always suffered consequences tho. When she got ahead of herself when she was a khaleesi she got her husband killed and was abandoned in a desert. When she shat on slavers she got a neverending rebellion and conspiracies. In Westeros she's suffering continuous losses from her actions.
Just because she wasn't annihilated and killed during any of those moments it doesn't mean it has always been easy peasy.

SEETHING

Those "spoilers" are full on cope by the danysphere.

Maybe he's conflating the book character with the show one.

she's fucking adorable I WANT TO TOUCH HER HAIR

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why was he such a little bitch

god damn was he aeasthetic or what

playing the role of naughty nun in TWoW

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DANY PLEASE
EEEEEEEEEEE!
*pees pants and is covered in gold*

The legend of Azor Ahai comes from Yi Ti, and the main R'hllor temple is in Volantis, sort of like Jesus was jewish but the Vatican is in Rome.
Asshai is just where Mel comes from.

But it is. Let me guess, you're mad Arya got the kill and not Jon? Cry me a river.

DELET THIS

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Of course he was, as befitting of the rightful king.

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>get all these consequences to her fuck ups
>she never learns from them and keeps fucking up
Fuck Dany and fuck Dabid

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where did they go?

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I'm fucking dead

Im still incredibly upset that they didn't use violet eyes

CHOPP CHOPP

Yes

they all disintegrated when arya stabby bad man

the knight king took 20 good men with him
he didnt need his whole gang

they kind of forgot about the battle

I'm more upset we didn't get to see their babies.

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oh god i'm the FUCKING DRAGON
*masturbates to sister*

>Major plotline ends by having a character with no ties to that plot teleport behind the big baddie and one shotting him
Surely this is good writing and not madnuss

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Do white walkers shit snow cones?

No I'm mad because it was 80 minutes of capeshit where the characters become temporarily invincible to survive certain death while cutting down hordes of enemies that were previously shown to be extremely tough even alone, and also it was so god damn dark that you couldn't even see what was happening on screen.

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anyone have the edit with the huge mouth

>robert baratheon gets killed by a boar because he misses his thrust at fucking meelee range
>Euron 3 for 3's a dragon 500 yards away and flying 300 yards in the air while probably high as a fucking kite


Euron true king

KINGSLAYER GET IN HERE

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How did they find one of those playskool knight sets big enough to fit an adult man?

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That's a good point though. Maybe it's just me but I've noticed more and more male heroes getting subverted in normie infested mainstream movie/shows. It's almost as if there's a push to make men look as useless as possible.

So rhaegar was a huge weeb trying to make his yi ti anime real

Jon tried to attack them on Rhaegal but couldn't because of the weather
Then some of them came with the NK to kill bran

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checked you forgot to mention his based teleporting powers

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what the fuck are these

She did nothing wrong.

if next episode sucks check the news on monday. that's right, if episode 5 is bad, tune in on monday and check the news in the florida area. i don't want to go into detail, but hopefully i'll be pretty fun

Did she get a little smarter each time they raped her?

In case you haven't seen them and wanna know how this shitshow ends:

Dany's army will capture Jaime. Tyrion ask her to show mercy, Dany refuses. (likely when Tyrion tries to resign as Hand) Tyrion frees Jaime and try to get Cersei out of the city. Dany has Vary's executed (burned alive) and Dany assaults Kings landing in a one sided fight. The ramparts where Cersei and Missandei stood are burned open and green pyrotechnics used so likely Wildfire.
Lannister soldiers begin to surrender but the surrender bells "break" Dany. Grey worm lets his anger get the best of him, throws a spear at a surrendered soldier and starts a riot. Jon tries to stop Dany and Grey Worm (staredown with Grey Worm) but Lannisters start attacking again and Jon is forced to resume fighting. Drogon burns Kings landing and Euron's fleet (Cleganebowl, they both die.) Jaime fights Euron and kills him but is mortally wounded in exchange. Jame makes it to Cersei and they die together.
Dany starts executing everyone in Kings landing (Tyrion and Jon are upset) Dany has Tyrion arrested for freeing his brother. (his trial is supposed to have neither Dany or Jon present) Tyrion tries to convince Jon to turn on Dany. His family will never be safe because it threatens Dany's legitimacy. Jon tries to talk to Dany but she ignores him thinking she is justified.
Tyrion and Sansa begin to scheme against Dany and to turn Jon against her. Sansa will betray Tyrion at the end despite promising to rule together. (maybe at his upcoming trial) In the end Jon is somehow forced, or decides, to kill Dany. Jon's outcome is uncertain after: new Nights Watch/Exile or dies. Kit apparently shot two different endings for the show.
Tyrion's trial in the dragonpit is a major scene and has no Jon, Dany, or dragons.

>Promise me, Sansa...

left walker is an absolute unit

SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS
EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE THEIR BLONDE HAIR AND THEIR SMUG, SATISFIED FACES

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We're telling WHORE stories, who was your first? old men and little boys don't count

got written by ai

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Sir Davos is present not wearing the Hand of the King pin along with all 3 stark children. Samwell Tarly, Brienne, Robyn Aryn, Grey Worm, an unknown man wearing golden clothes (likely Dornish), and another unidentified man (n older short bearded one dressed in green) will be there as well. Bran will flash back to season 1 where Tyrion Lannister told Catelyn Stark, "I never bet against my family". Tyrion is filled with anger and resentment against them because he saved them against Stannis and they still turned on him. Thinks people of King's Landing deserved it. He saved them and were ungrateful (trial of Joffrey's murder) Will fall to his knees in the middle of the speech dragged down by the weight of his actions. His death was filmed in studio so not sure how he dies.

Pepe you used to be cool and based
When did you become so cucked

>were previously shown to be extremely tough even alone
lmao in the expedition beyond the wall a handful of fighters held them back for a lot with no troubles

>captures Jaime
so like, before he gets into the capital? because it makes no sense that Tyrion would have to free him, the only reason he stayed north in the first place was because Sansa was doing Brienne a favor

How would you react if GURM pulled a DABID frat in the books?
Like Dany finally comes to Dragonstone, and only then it is discovered that the Cannnibal is still alive and the smell Dany's dragons woke him up, leading to the "waking a dragon from stone" line

so which side spent their teleportation perk better?
would you have a teleporting anime assassin or a teleporting anime fleet?

still seething they killed him the way they did

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> Sansa betrays Tyrion
Fuck this bitch

It's because asspies like you are still posting on Yea Forums.

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what are these spanish leaks?

>no ties
>Arya
Yeah let's forget that she's literally been about saying no to the GOD OF DEATH since season 1, and that the Night King (hell, the White Walkers as a whole) are essentially DEATH and lead the army of the DEAD. No, she may not be tied in the sense Jon was, but thematically she absolutely makes sense, and that's what this show is all about - thematic conclusions in favor of the generic ones other stories would give. Also, she didn't teleport, she snuck up, because you know... she's an assassin. Did you miss how in episode 1 she snuck up on Jon in literally the exact same place?
Also: Blue eyes.

Wasn't dark on my TV, and I don't even have a particularly good one. The beginning of the episode is meant to be dark and chaotic though, that's pretty clear. Also, we lost Ed, Jorah, Theon, Lyanna, and the red woman all in a single episode, and plenty of other characters probably would've met their demise if Arya had been just a little slower. Also the Dothraki were fucking obliterated. I don't get what good you people think killing the whole cast would do. Dying in battle just means they can't get a more satisfying end to their story.

It legitimately boggles the mind that these dudes did not even make it past Winterfell
What an absolute blunder

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>he was so cool
No he wasn't
That episode was his chance of redeeming himself but Dabid set the goblin to SLAYYYY mode

>Lannister soldiers begin to surrender but the surrender bells "break" Dany.
Literally why

>inb4 leaker subverted our expectations and sansa and tyrion live happily ever after

>implying the US and Soviets couldn't have won WW2 alone

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MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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nth for Stannis

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>wasn't cool because dabid
on the contrary, he was cool in spite of dabid user

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Dany dies. She was stabbed in her baby guts by JON, her guts bled all over the floor and she dies sobbing and alone LIKE A PIG while pissing and shitting herself. They show that EVERYTHING is very graphic. Jon stabs her in the guts of her baby. Jon is exiled to the far north, he is reunited with Ghost. Tyrion does not die, he has a council to decide who governs. It's not Bran. Everyone votes for Tyrion, Sansa is their queen. Bran is the hand of the king. THE END.

Someone said that the bells actually break Cersei, they remind her of the whole "shame!" bullshit with the sparrows arc so she gets triggered and burns down KL

>It make perfect sense and was very satisfactory
>How dare you
It was shit

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all copouts and they only realized they wanted arya to kill the nk 3 years ago. so they scoured for anything in the past seasons to lazily justify arya doing the deed and thats how you end up with them knocking you over the head with

>DABID GOD OF DEATH
>DABID BLUE EYES

>dude works on my machine lmao :^)
Fuck off Dabid you fucking hacks

Have sex

not the OP, but my only real problem with ep 3 is that we see these main characters get swarmed/about to die and they just cut away for them to be fine when they cut back. That's stupid. I didn't want them to kill everyone... but ffs don't make it so completely inbelievable just to psych us out. Also the way the Arya killing the NK was executed was pretty dumb. Having her fly through the air screaming is pretty fucking lame.

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Does Bloodraven then become King?

More got generals, my board?

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Literally hundreds of things. One of the biggest that pops to mind though is the Young Griff storyline.

Hodor rose up, groggy. Was it all a dream? It all seemed so real, the dragons, the white walkers. He'd dreamed the whole thing. But how could he have? He didn't feel that he was alive anymore. He only knew that he stood tall again.

"There is nothing to fear," he said to Ragnok, his hands still clasped. "'tis the Lord of Light who holds all."

The dragon nodded, nodding with a kind of confidence his eyes could only bear.


Ragnok stood as tall as his mother, with a weight that was beyond the power of most dragonmen, and yet not a weight he'd ever felt before –

And then it all went dark – and Ragnok thought of a dark, quiet voice behind him,

When Ragnok was fifteen,

He knew.

I do not doubt your strength, he whispered darkly.

Ragnok tried not to, and kept trying anyway, not knowing what to do, still so frightened and confused. He couldn't remember why he wanted to stop believing in the dragon gods

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NEW

>Also: Blue eyes.
Blue eyes line in 03x06 (2013) came before they decided to make Arya kill the Night King (2016).
Also: nice bait, faggot.

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I am a master of stealth AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>the surrender bells "break" Dany
Im sorry im sorry
Fucking what? There better be a good explanation for this. Why is my stronk white women getting broken by some fucking bells?

>overpowered villain
>dies to *teleports behidn you*

That's dumb, Cersei doesn't need a reason to burn down KL.

IS THAT WHAT POST LIMIT MEANS?! GO FIND THE /GOT/ THREAD STRETCHER NOW!

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Thematically it makes 0 sense
>dude say no to the god of death lol
So Syrio fucking Forrell should just teleport behind the NK and stab him before quipping to the Hound about how Janos Slynt was a bitch?
Arya's arc as a character was literally never at any point about killing the WW. It was all about claiming personal vengeance against the Freys and the Lannisters. You retards picked like the one fucking character in the whole battle whose arc had nothing to do with the WW to kill the NK because DUDE SUBVERSION.

Here's the thing about subversion: I was expecting a well-written story and you certainly subverted all my wildest expectations, congrats

idk plz redpill me

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They are both OP as shit and stupid.

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sometimes they end up somewhat coherent.

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They only entered it because of Britain.

Without Britain, no navy, no material and personal support from British colonies, not even a piece of rubber.
Without Britain no RAF and no airports for the US to bomb Germany.
Without bomber command, the Russians would have to deal with the Germans alone, their full industrial and logistical potential unharmed.

Without Brits, no North African campaign, Italian campagin, no invasion of Europe, no Suez Canal, no Malta, no Cyprus, no weapons for Yugoslav partisans, entire Mediterranean and Middle-East now occupied by spaghettimen, second front on Caucasus, France kept in kraut hands, sangrillas and breadmakers even joining the beerdrinkers.

Back to deddit you fucking retard

And these consequences every time amounted to having her personal power and resources increased at the expense of some emotional bullshit intended to portray them as serious.

Lol

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underrated image

It was a cringy anime trope scene that even normies could predict. Also, it doesn't make any sense really. Dragon fire really should kill his ass and even if it doesn't how the fuck does the Night King know it won't kill him? Also, why doesn't Drogo just swoop down and bite his fucking head off!?

>Bran literally GOD
God who does absolutely nothing?

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>omniscent
>could change past at will
>does nothing
Wow, he really is God after all

this was the only good scene desu

>good scene
he could have just spun around with his sword at head height and killed dozens of wights
it's so fucking bizarre that all the characters have 1hKO weapons, but the only one remotely good at crowd control was Arya.