Thanks for coming to my movie night, user. I may have an unlimited supply of women...

>thanks for coming to my movie night, user. I may have an unlimited supply of women, but none of them can appreciate the masterworks of tarkovsky

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Retard, there is a limited supply of women on earth and in the universe.

You're not chad, you're some brainlet impostor.

Can I see his dong?

NO! Films is a visual medium. 2001 was the better movie. Solaris is just pseudo intellectual bullshit made by a jelly commie.

What? What did you say? Come back here you cowardly negro dont run!

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>why yes, I am a tripfag! how could you tell?

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im organising a movie night to watch defining masculine movies like gladiator, prisoner of azkaban, the rock and independence day. no girls allowed.

you in?

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wtf bro how did you get a picture of me?

>a flick in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises
No thanks, "Chad".

>tarkovsky
only fat Liberal art hoes pretend to like this hack and any Euroshit director

*pulls out usb drive instead of turning on netflix*
>uhmm sorry chad but something came up
*drives to brads house*

>tarkovsky
Reminder that Stalker is shit.

>no robocop
and yet

>B-but at least the boo-
“No!”

>muscular guys don't watch tarkovsky
ok schizo fatty, great excuse for being an incel loser

That sounds incredibly sexist.

You're shit

Pseud.

I'm wet now, thanks.

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Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Yea Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my best to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

Name a single copypasta better than this (warwick notwithstanding). I'll wait. Thank you.

Navy SEAL pasta is a classic.

>harry potter
>masculine anything

Here is the manly list

>Conan
>Excalibur
>300
>Once upon a time in the west

>Shit Was So Cash

>Favorite Eisenstein film? Gotta be ¡Que viva México!

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Count me in. I'll bring my VHS copy of George of The Jungle staring Brendan Fraser.

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Hi there!

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Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my best to help you get used to the anonymous image-board genetics!

Kek

>chad is a dumb as fuck normie with bad tase
pottery

I guess chad is really our greatest ally

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> IMAGINE

get back to your capeshit brainlet

>I guess chad is really our greatest ally
Incels often confuse Chad as a bully or mean. This is not the case, Chad wants what’s best for everyone, you included

This cannot be stressed enough. 9/10 times Chad is actually the good guy. Even Tyrone in some cases.

this unironically

/pol/ and the alt right and every other angry sperg movement consists exclusively of incels. try to find a single good looking athletic socially outgoing guy among them all -- you won't

Chads are generally nice and laid back, even the conservative ones are just motivated by economic reasons

Why did this imaginary chad never do anything against the bullies then ? You fags won't get laid or get retroactively popular in high school, because you suck off chad, you know that right?

have sex

I'm sorry you weren't socially skilled enough to make friends with Chad when you needed to. I wouldn't have had even a single crumb of pussy in HS and college if not for my Chad acquaintances and friends.

I was never bullied and had plenty of friends. Sorry that you have to suck off photoshopped pics to feel better about yourself.

>dodging the question completely
Admitting defeat, alright, you brown nose

so then wtf are you fanny wobbling about? Chad isn't your enemy, when you grow older you'll realise this.

whats the difference between a namefag and a tripfag? what is trip short for?

can't you read? Or are you samefagging?

tripcode, newfriend.
t. Chad

thanks chad. chads truly are the best guys, there is no doubt they deserve all the sex thrown their way. if only we could learn to be more like them

Your acidic personality isn’t doing you any favors

>not having a chad bff who sends the qt's that dont meet his standard your way