/got/

>mfw dragons finally get what they deserve
>mfw Danyfags finally get what they deserve
>mfw showfags finally get what they deserve

Nobody gave a shit when they gutted Stannis like a fish.
Nobody cared when the SS Character Assassination came for Jaime.
People's eyes glazed over when I told them what a joke show Euron was.
Nobody noticed Stoneheart, Griff, Belwas, Victarion or Arianne Martell not existing.

But now the tables have turned. Now Danyfags are finally having to deal with the bullshit they've willfully ignored for years. And they can't fucking stand it.

This is the Stannischad's final revenge.

This is the ending you deserve.

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remember when martin spoke about what would be the biggest disaster he could do, and then d&d did it in the show?

youtube.com/watch?v=VyanTVqlJ2o

All of you, out. Not you, Anonymous.

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>even Reddit is trashing the last ep
Where the hell are dunkin donuts gonna go after fucking such a major project up so badly?

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Delet

Favourite ultra-obscure house go!

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Best feet in GoT

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Yes daddy?~

Why does Tyrion call Brienne a virgin as if that is meant to be an insult or a disturbing fact? Women are, in this setting, supposed to be virgins unless they have a husband.

Unironically I think D&D do dislike women sometimes.
Sansa literally told Tyrion within like 12 hours of learning Jon's true parentage, for example.
lol.

We need varys on Omaha beach.

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I'LL KILL EVERY REDDITOR I GET MY HANDS ON

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This was funny the first time now its just spam

Now they fucked up every character the only characters left to fuck up are the normie favourites.

FUCKING SHITS

Do normies like “noh nowy tends”?

She's not the lady type and she's like what over 30?
It's a bit odd even in that time period, if she's not planning on ever having a husband and wants to go from town to town fighting. You'd think she would have gotten curious one time in her life.

>huge history and book nerd here

I have a question that bugs me a lot, how the fuck did Targs according to GRRM conquered Westeros with only 3 dragons, if ballistas are apparently so effective against them? This show is supose to be in medieval/feudal age, ballistas are from ancient Roman age, they smelt iron, they have trebuchets catapult meaning they are affluent mathematicians and engineer but they didnt think of ballistas? Is GRRM a hack or D&D fucked this up?

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>The vast majority of deaths in this show have been men, but they really hate women
Yeah, sure

>The Ass that Lost The North
post moar

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FIRE AND BLOOD! DANY DANY DANY

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>losing the north over a mutt

Lmao

Book dragons had armor, Dany is just a literal retard.

>Yes, and yet, the five forts predate the Bloodstone Emperor's supposed ushering in of the 'Long Night'. It seems to me the forts were a response to an evil that already existed.
>Attributing the Long Night solely to the Bloodstone Emperor is just a convenient way to discredit a madman who worshipped rocks and shat on all their national traditions
Yes, because this has happened before, even before the Bloodstone Emperor. Its just that the Bloodstone Emperor is the first time this happening was recorded on paper. Someone else before him, before even Yi Ti had records, tried the same thing and got slapped down.

Magic coming back into the world is a sign of the end times. It heralds the Gods' explicit influence returning. The reason why the Gods are bothering to start directly meddling with human affairs is because they are prepping the Long Night. And again, the Long Night is triggered by someone trying to summon Cthulu and shit.

The Long Night is like the Flood myths that exist in irl mythology. The Gods look upon human civilization and declare it to be a lost cause, so they wipe the slate clean and start over. Only in ASOIAF, it's not a Flood that wipes out humans, it's a magic nuclear winter that's littered with demons who make sure that everything gets put down. And in ASOIAF, the gods are pissed off because humans are turning the world into a hell on Earth through Outer God (or equivalently, devil) worship.

Ballista's aren't at all effective against them in GRRM's universe, that's just Dabid OC.
Dorne managed to take one dragon down with a lucky shot to the eye.

dany gang

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I THINK WESTEROS SUCKS

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>She completely ignores all the male leads and kings that have gone mad and died.
Giving women rights was a huge mistake

>7x01: "We most train everyone to fight against the walkers, not just the men, but the women too! yass queen slay"
>8x03: All women are hiding down at the crypts, unarmed.

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Edd is worse.

>take oath as Night’s Watch
>fucking Sam and Jon break their oaths
>Edd keeps his
>lol what a virgin
Niggas you broke your oaths.

>Arianne Martell
Literally who?

Dragon's skin is super hard to be penetrated the best way to kill a dragon would be with another dragon or kill the dragon rider (which the Dornish people did it in the past).
D&D screwed this up

>caring about oaths

lol what a virgin

SOMEONE PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BELL MEME

i can't believe edd died for that fat fucking retard and he'll get no punishment for it

>Khaleesi, I'm about to die because of the wounds I garnered in my selfless defense of you
>Please Khaleesi, just listen. All I want is a taste of pussy just a taste. Khaleesi, please sit on my face so my nose is in your butthole and I can rest my tongue on your pusy.
>Khaleesi, wait, please one more thing. After 30 seconds spin around 180 degrees so I can do the same thing with the holes reversed.
>Khaleesi...

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Conjecture
Why do the Other's have a deal with Craster?
They clearly have language and their own civilization and technology in the books. One of them is even described as laughing.
The Wall was almost certainly built by them.

"They told me you are a Lannister loyalist. Is that true?"

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>forgetting about the character assassination of stannis
these whores should be happy dan and dabid gave them pure fan service up until now

HI DABBY, MOTHER OF BURGERS

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>killing a slave who had no purpose

Why did anyone give a shit apart from dickless?

12/10 exotic semen demon
Imagine snefu times a thousand

Armor only protects you against longbows French and Italians used crossbows that have shorter range but were very effective against plate armor.

Told you im very autistic history fag
>dont "have sex" me pls

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Go have sex with a woman. Faggot.

D-delet this

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DING DONG

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I think you meant to reply to

ANSWER ME THIS. ANSWER ME THIS EVERY PERSON IN THIS THREAD.

Let us say, a arena appeared in the GOT universe. ONE V ONE, till the death. ALL characters, are placed in there best armor/and MAGIC to there PEAK age at PEAK strength said characters PEAK fighting abilities. Who would come out at top? Jon? Peak Jamie? The Hound? You can even make old characters peak young if you wish. Who is, cannon, the best sword in Westeros at PEAK form?

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I don't even know if anyone in this thread is being ironic or are total retards at this point

Westeros is a lot rowdier and religiously diverse than medieval christian europe. They also seem to possess contraceptives. There's even a freaking naming convention for bastards which implies a certain level of societal acceptance. On top of that the smallfolk are considered so insignificant in the grand scheme if things, that there is no incentive to ensure the chastity of their daughters. Finally Westeros' closest and only diplomatic contacts consist of a bunch of hedonistic merchant republics.

If you're a virgin woman in westeros you're basically an unfuckable creep who couldn't even get Hot Pie to dick her.

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Arthur Dayne followed closely by Barristan Selmy.

barristan or dayne obviously

arthur dayne or barristan selmy

Joe Snow

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YES

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CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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have informative post user thanks

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well it is Yea Forums, so probably a bit of both

Brienne isn't smallfolk though. She's a lady whose father has tried to marry her off once or twice

Who the FUCK is Arthur Dayne again?

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I see no bell in this image???

Dayne.

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DING DONG GANG

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OFFICIAL RANKINGS MADE BY A 6'4 ALPHA MALE WITH A PHD

0. Howland ''Pimp hand'' Reed
1. Arthur Dayne
2. Barristan Selmy (in his prime)
3. Jaime Lannister (pre-"incident")
4. Strong Belwas
5. Gregor Clegane
6. Robert Baratheon (in his prime)
7. Oberyn Martell
8. Rhaegar Targaryen
9. Sandor Clegane
10. Gerold Hightower
11. Ned Stark (in his prime)
12. Syrio Forel
13. Brienne of Tarth
14. Victarion Greyjoy
15. Bronn
16. Garlan Tyrell
17. Loras Tyrell
18. Areo Hotah
19. Randyll Tarly
20. Khal Drogo
22. Greatjon Umber

Surely there's something more sturdy a dragon can wear? Dragons are probably very strong and can get away with better materials.
Isn't valyrian steel armor a thing? (In the universe not real life lel)

Dayne died and got overhyped

patricians realize Barristan is #1

Dayne?

/got/

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Learn grammar

Is this a real question? Pic related will draw a smile on all their smug faces, pity they won't be attached to their bodies anymore.

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Books:
Arthur Dayne, prime Barristan or prime Jaime

Show:
Arya

DAYNE?

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100% unironically would've made a better Dany than Emilia Clarke

Thanx Anons i thought that D&D fucked this up, theres no way GRRM would leave this huge plothole that would shit on origin of his lore.

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it's from this leak by a guy who's been accurate before

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go back, GO BACK, OFF THIS FUCKING THREAD NOW

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No, I'm a Dany loyalist.

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Based Pod.

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Peak Ser Arthur Dayne with Dawn.
GRRM said himself.
2nd place is Barristan the Bold.
Then you have the targaryen shits that invaded years ago.
Then like Jaime Lannister, and Robert Baratheon tier, etc.

Prime bobby b

I will remind them

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Imagine being a literal retard enough to think that some bells sound will make Dany go crazy

NK

Destiny tier list

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Say hello to your JonCon. Is there anyone better suited to play a ginger gay badass on a quest for vengeance?

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HAIL THE TRINITY!

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What the fuck is he wearing around his neck?

I reckon Bronn mogs Brienne pretty easily.
Just shoots her in the face with his crossbow.

This is what D&D made and now they have to drink it.

Viserys (Awakened Dragon)

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If you had to have gay sex with any man from GoT, who would you have gay sex with?

awful list

Podrick

Yes.

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>Dany's going mad
>Sansa's a bitch
>Jon's dull as a rock
Is it time to Stannispill the normalfags?

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>varys and mopatis dress him up as dany and marry him to drogo
>drogo is a retarded brainlet savage so he can't tell he's fucking a guy

>Imagine being a literal retard enough to think that Arya will one-hit the Night King

That twink Oberyn tried to get in on

FIRE AND BLOOD

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brienne isn't smalfolk, women are meant to have their virtue intact, especially if they're daughter of high lords like her father

>cat
LOL

legs are top notch

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Never understood the hype over snek titties when Mel and Ros were 10 times better. So was Charlotte Hope.

Who is the girl on the right?

Book dragons didn't have armor as in plate armor. Their skin was just nigh impossible to pierce.
They are only vulnerable in the eyes

Why does Emlia Clarke have no long term boyfriend or children? is she a female incel?

have sex you gay incel.

Imagine being that age on the left and having no sagging at all.
God ageing was a mistake and she's perfect, we need to fix ageing with science.

DANY PLEEEEEEEASE.

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I wanna fuck Loras while Drogo fucks me

Ed Sheeran

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Bad poosey is at least S-tier

the fact none of you cunts even brought this FOOKIN legend up is SICKENING

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don't tell me this overgrown boy comes here

The AI knows.

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She's barren.
What's the point of her even getting the throne, after she dies it'll just go to Jon or Jon's kids.

Jaime can take me.

You'll have to kill the whole thread.

This is what happens when you pander to spoiled cunts, they are going to cry whenever something's not 100% their power fantasy.

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>overgrown
kek

BASED.

SAtin obviously

>took the time to stylise his dragon-slaying weapon
CROW'S EYE
CROW'S EYE
CROW'S EYE

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Unironically if forced to by gunpoint, this is who I'd choose.

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>portraying women realistically
>dislike
Why? They clearly know them well and make an accurate portrayal.

very high quality steel of the late middle ages is almost impossible to penetrate like that, so if a valeryan steel armor would exist, it would make you 99,99% invulnerable (assuming it covers 99,99% of your body like high quality armour should do)

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In d&d minds that's 'machiavelian'.

stop raping kids tiny

>if ballistas are apparently so effective against them
They aren't, in grrms works the only dragon to get killed by a ballista that I can recall is one of the original 3, but it got hit in the eye

Aegon roflstomped westeros because they were all divided and had zero clue how to deal with dragons
>riverlands
literally cooked harren alive in his castle
>stormlands
duranndons were actually about to break through the targ forces in the field when a dragon on the ground in reserve torched their knights at the apex of the battle, and the first baratheon (serving the targs) bested the duranndon king in single combat
>reach + westerlands
field of fire, massive combined forces of gardners/lannisters get trapped in what is essentially a massive wildfire created by the dragons in the open plain, wiping out house gardner and forcing the lannisters to captiulate
>da norf
shit their pants and bent the knee when they saw what they were up against in the form of the dragons + army bolstered by previous conquests
>vale
one of the sisters flew a dragon up to the eyrie and took the young kid ruling there on an /ss/ joyride on her dragon to force the regent to bend the knee because of the implication
>dorne
didn't actually get done in in the conquest, and managed to kill one of the dragons via scorpion to the eye in aegon's attempt to claim it

There is a reason they could only kill him while he was inebriated. At any other moment he would have awakened his inner dragon and slaughtered the lot of them.

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I’m posting on r/freefolk right now. You mad?

I think you’re rating Gregor and Belwas too high. Retard strength is most efficient when used by Robert

Sansa was driving a wedge between Jon and Dany, it was a pretty smart move aside from the fact that it's obvious it came from her.

God, I hate women

There's nothing wrong with disliking women, it's the natural state to live.
If you don't dislike women there's something wrong with you, I never implied it to be a bad thing.

As others have said, Arthur Dayne, prime Barristan, Jaime with two hands.
Its arguable if Jaime could surpass the two former, there just isn't enough intel to judge by, but Barristan himself said Jaime is "the best natural swordsman" hes ever seen.

>All women are turned into 1 dimensional shit characters

I think you're onto something

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ros tiddies are kino, but there's only room for 3 in the trinity, hard choice

hopefulyl jon executes sansa for being a little traitor cunt immediately after killing dany

oh no, reddit and twitter gonna explode, normies are huge Dannyfags, how will D&D escape the angry mob?

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>Tyrion raises his glass and taps it several times with the jug to silence the hall.

Ladies and gentlemen! If I may have your attention please! No not up there you cretinous oafs, down HERE!

Thank you for coming today. It has been a pleasure to survive the so called "end of mankind" with you, to have fought the Battle for the Dawn and won. To the wonderful Arya Stark, Saviour of Us All, I say thank you! To my good friend Jon Snow I say....better luck next time!

>The room erupts into laughter as Sansa pats Jon on the shoulder while stifling a snicker

Now...now quiet down, please - I'm not done! But really, jokes aside, I want to discuss something serious. It seems many of you believe I did not pull my weight last night, that I am but a freeloader useless in combat who did even less than Jon.

>Jon stands up and walks out of the hall in a huff

I wish to prove you all wrong! This lion, though perhaps the size of a cub, still has claws! Half the women between here and king's landing can bare theur backs to attest to that I assure you. Now, please, as I have marked so many women before - watch as I defeat the strongest one in the seven kingdoms with but a single blow, sending her fleeing from before me!

>Tyrion turns to the sole female knight in the world

HEY BRIENNE!
HAVE!
SEX!

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Where does Prime Robert fit into this?

>Salsa below Cersei
Cringe

>man

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>charolotte hope
what tits?

right is fsansa

You said placed in their best armour, that must include plot armour, so Jon has to win.

Would you marry Cersei lannister? Keep in mind she would occasionally cuck you with her brother, but at the same time she would allow you to make use of lancels bussy during. Any attempts to lay with a woman who isn’t her would result in being killed

The one silver lining to all this will be if D&D get caught in the SJW buzzsaw and lose their Star Wars job and HBO contract. Reap the whirlwind.

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>imagine being a literal retard enough to think that jon will be utterly useless against the white walkers
>imagine being a literal retard enough to think that arya will fly to the night king and kill him with a knife flip trick
>imagine being a literal retard enough to think that euron will teleport around and hit a dragon midair

Arya Stark, how is this even a question

She's a top slag but no wife

haha imagine her being your aunt and you have to bang to keep the bloodline pure haha

>Any attempts to lay with a woman who isn’t her would result in being killed
what about taena of myr

there was no rape, Jon...
It was awful

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I agree.
But showing realistic portrayals don't necessarily mean they dislike them.
(Keep in mind they are also doing the standard feminist pandering shit)

No?
>killing everyone she doesn't allow you to cuck her with
Might aswell hand my balls as a wedding gift.

>Tears of Lys Jaime before he gets her pragnet
>send Lancel off to the middle of nowhere
>treat her lovingly and with kindness
>have four strong sons and stop her slide into madness
Would

Jon is an ugly mutt.

dayne, selmy or bobby b

>jon executes sansa for being a little traitor cunt
Executing someone without the proper authority to do it is called murder son, and would land him a bounty on his head.

Prime Robert was strong but he was no legendary fighter. Same with the Cleganes.

press P to pet Ghost
press G to tell him he's a good boi

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This poetry is was really moving

drinking wine out of Jeor fucking Mormont's skull has made him weak

Still at least Cersei tier

Anyone following plebbit freefolk? The spanish leak seems to be confirmed by leaked hbo postcard. Dany & Jon will get a happy ending after all?

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*pig-liked squealing as soup is poured over his head*

He's king, he can kill a traitor.

You'd have to get her before Robert's forced into it.

show? probably arya lol

books?
arthur dayne with dawn > arthur dayne = barristan selmy > jaime >>>>>>>>>>> everyone else, and this is according to GRRM

His face is so round he looks like a girl.

>Charlottesville

P G

This guy debated a literal 12 year old girl and declared it a victory against the alt-right.

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What do you think is going through D&D’s minds right now? They couldn’t have possibly expected such a backlash for such benign shit. But I mean the shows over so why should they give a shit at this point.

If you looked at the average location of Direwolf deaths so far it would be somewhere in the North.

He's not king of anything unless he pushes his claim, something he won't ever do.
+ everyone would wage wars of independance if he did that, that's why Jon won't ever be king, he simply doesn't want that, and no one can force him.

Rhaegar was legendary and Robert killed him. Cleganes are the pride of the Lannister fighting force, they don’t have Jaime-level prestige but could both beat prime Jaime at least 5/10 times

GPG

Like all women in any military they got pregnant before the battle so they didn't have to participate.

there's still hope user

He's already king though.

exactly this

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>Brienne isn't smallfolk

Duh. Obviously. Yet the morals of society's lowest have traditionally held influence over the morals of the elites. Chastity, virginity, etc. certainly matter if you're german farmer who is exoected to go to mass every sunday and whose only claim to respectability lies in a few acres of land, two farmhands, and can only rely on his family/clan in the region. Small town politics. Westeros doesn't particularly seem to have. The smallfolk are a nameless, faceless mass. There's no church authority demanding chastity. The great houses are mostly deceitful and murderous. Their Kings either inbreeding lunatics (with dragons), or recently Robert "The Beast" Baratheon who was famously carefree and fucked half the young girls in Westeros.

Remember that bastards aren't even that shunned and can be hugely succesful. Even lords considered tremendously respectable, like Ned Stark, had a bastard child (far as they knew).

Only a weird misfit like Brienne would remain a virgin in her 30s.

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>myrcella under frogfu
>no myranda
brown hands made this list

so will Nymeria and her pack kill Drogon?

Wonderful.
Bend the knee or i will burn you alive.

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>All women should always be portrayed as infallible, strong leaders or you're a misogynistic pig

>"Can I dwell? On what I can scarce remember? I ran a TV show on the network once. There was a book... I was pledged to adapt. But I couldn't work for that Network today. Nor tell you the themes of that book. Who hired me Dabid? What were my favourite butchered scenes? It all fades... Sometimes I think I was born in that chair, with the taste of crayons in my mouth and a hole in my head. Are you my mother Dabid?"

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What a boring fucking opinion.

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No.

Not really
two of them died in the Riverlands
one in the North
one beyond the wall

This is not an accurate representation of normal women, you complete incels. Most women are not twatter addicted single feminists.

>who?

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retard

>Countless men die: I sleep
>A single POC woman dies: REAL SHIT

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>dothraki turn out to be the worst fighters of them all
pottery

Where did their hair color go?

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so the dothraki are black now?

I feel disgusted at myself for being attracted to this slag

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actors who would have been a better choice for Tyrion?

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Just pointing out that black died like they are the ONLY ones that died.

typical

How could Ned kill Lady, unfuckingforgivable.

There's nothing wrong with a woman being a virgin in her 30s, in this setting.

What would be embarrassing would be her not being married.

kino

Happened a few seasons ago, you must have forgotten

No he's not, he was called king in da norf by his fellow nords, but he bent the knee and pleadged allegiance to Daenerys, effectively stripping him from his title. Have you even seen the serie lately ?

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>brown
>implying
SURROUNDED BY JEWS, NED! EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE THEIR BIG NOSES AND THEIR SMU SATISFIED FACES

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I don’t know, I’d say it’s about 30% of women between the ages of 18 and 30, but I live in a college town so that number might be inflated. Most girls are reasonable though, there’s probably a few in this thread

Rhaegar wasn't a legendary fighter either.

Jaime thinks he could take prime Bobby and both Cleganes. I don't see a reason to doubt him.

>Sandor Clegane could beat Prime Jaime
doubt.jpg

D&D are probably editing episode 5 and 6 as we speak trying to make Dany live.

Arya Stark

GODS WHAT A STUPID HAIRCUT

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Eh, I like to think that both Ned and Rhaegar were actually pretty mediocre fighters. The only time we see Ned try to fight in the books he falls of a horse and breaks his leg, and while everybody says Rhaegar was pretty and could really rock the harp I don't recall anybody explicitly saying he was formidable in a fight.

He was never actually stripped of his title retard

>Person of Color Woman
just say woman of color

Which would average out in the North, considering the Twins are right below the Neck.

Jon Snow is a bastard. An aunt fucking, targ bastard.

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See

Thoughts?

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>Rhaegar

Thats pretty high. There is some indications that Dayne threw his joust at the Harrenhall tourney. He was below Hightower and Sandor at least. Two men who actually made it on the strength of their sword.

i used to fuck a girl who looked just like that. shit was cash.

>dents your helmet so hard it gets stuck to your head and you need to be dragged off to a blacksmith
Nothing personnel

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Wouldn't if she was a nun
Being a whore is bigger embarassment then not being married and not having sex user, what the hell. This isn't 1960s America where everyone needs to get fucked before they are well into their 20s or they are a sexless nerd.
I resent D&D for getting Brienne laid right after she was established as a virgin desu

You can only be king if you have independance, if you pleadge allegience to the king of the seven kingdoms you effectively give off your title of king.

That's how it fucking works in Westeros, jesus fuck how hard is it to understand ?
Jon IS NOT KING OF ANYTHING

What is the Spanish leak? Is that the one where Jon kills Dany because Tyrion and Cersei teamed up to frame her, but then he rezzes her with Rhllor breath and then goes to the wall? Because that leak was retarded.

Will we manage to protect this smile?

Pretty sure GRRM has confirmed these lists should always go Dayne > Selmy > whatever. You are right about the hype but its cannon hype.

>arthur dayne with dawn > arthur dayne
I see this posted a lot. what the fuck does this mean. Does it have fucking +5 str +10 crit chance and +7 to agility or some shit? Why is it such a factor? it's just a fucking meteor sword. Is it even better than valyrian steel or some shit?

>I suport you burn all city
This is why women were never allowed near positions of power. It should have been kept that way.
You can't make rational decisions with a brain that operates on purely "emotionally", as in animalistic urge driven.

what do the Spanish leaks say? Source?

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"If only this was more like Black Panther"

That card was posted like a week before the South American guy's leak.

fuck bronn and his quips i hope he dies

>that smile
What the fuck, I know it's just faceapp but he immediately looks 100x better. Is that all it takes?

Dany isn't the queen of the seven kingdoms. It'd be different if he bent the knee to Cersei.

Man I can't wait to see Dany dead on the ground.

The salt will be endless.

>Barristan doesn't consider Dornish people
Barristan the Based

sandor clegane beating prime jaime?
he got bodied by a butch cunt

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*turns around*
I'm a Westerman.
Why should I serve anyone but my lord paramount?

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It motivates him and is also just a really good sword. Sword quality matters

>tfw every single lady of importance in westeros slutted her way to the top without consequence while you stayed a virgin until you were shipped off to a minor elderly noble with green penis who calls you a frigid cow

WHEN IS CERSEI PAYING HER DUES!

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Ummm, have sex, sweaty

It means that Dawn is the equivalent of a Valyrian steel sword that cuts through anything, so imagine Dayne with all of his strength and skill but now give him a lightsaber while everyone else is using normal swords.

Are leaks, and hearts, just.. feel good brownie points for more? Like a edorphin rush? They must know that saying things like this, is just a insta like flood, and they get that endorphin rush off it kek. madness

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He considers Daenerys the rightful queen of the seven kingdoms, he bent the knee. Jon is not king unless he presses his claim on the iron throne. End of the story. Can you even into feudality ?

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*COUGH*

S-Save me To..

*COUGH COUGH*

TOM HANKS PLEASE

*VOMITS*

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They are literally going to make a Star Wars trilogy

Kit Harrington

Not in the books he didn't, dumb showfag

He was starving, travel-weary, and dying of an infected wound retard

Have sex

Anyone speak chimpanzee that can translate this?

How have we entered the age of BACKWARDS buzzwords to make sure you get the most likes possible? Am I the ONLY one who thinks we should have more more woman, poc, woc, people in wheelchairs, mentally disordered, trans, flipino, Asians, and just every other person I've forgot writing and directing it? just ever part of it would have been improved.

What kind of idiot gets mad about Melly Sanders dying? Stopping the Long Night was literally her entire purpose in life.

I HOPE EURON DILATES DAENERYS' LOOSE ROASTIE CUNT.

IT'S PROBABLY ALREADY DILATED BEYOND RECOGNITION THOUGH.

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how would it be improved? why do these people love injecting current politics and race relations into everything?

Where was Sansa?

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Do you think she apologized to rob too

>Completely ignoring the deaths of literally every other male character to prove a non-point
Typical

All hail the true Queen of the Seven Kingdoms

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stop projecting

and he still beat her ass before she pushed him off a cliff, the bitch

But that’s fucking wrong you retard

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ask GRRM, he said it, not me

apparently it's an OP sword

yup
How could Bobby B allow it just to make everyone shut the damn up

GANG DING-DONG

the further away from cersei, the browner their hair

"Because you still sign with a big X. Under my rule you will be taught how to read, how to write, how to get a job that will earn you a long peaceful life. Also we got bad poosy. Bending that knee or do I have to call the lizards to roast you and your ugly hairy wife?"

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Twitter should be gassed.

Nowhere is it said Rhaegar was a legendary fighter, just a competent one.
Cleganes can't stand up to Jaime. Jaime trained under the best and Barristan claimed he had a raw talent for swordsmanship hes never seen before, combine with the fact that Jaime spent hours upon hours practicing. Jaimes skill with swords isn't overhyped, at the time the books/show start he is the current best fighter in Westeros by a decent margin given Barristans age.

Shame Sansa is obstructing us from seeing her.

She's smart enough for the job desu

bran will be king

This

I'm from the Vale of Arryn.

I’d eat sansas hairy pussy

Based

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No it's not, now fuck off.

Also true. Fuck that drunkard.

How will Royce save the day?

autismo boy-king when

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based mad queen

Dayne=Selmy
Our man Jaime
Bobby B

Only Jaime with his right hand though. Leftie Jaime is at the lower end of mediocre.

book-wise, it's already been posted:

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tightest pussy in ASoIaF?

based

>Being a whore is bigger embarassment then not being married and not having sex
I agree with that, I think you meant to reply to the other guy.

Theon.

Bran

/fa/ scarf

>lawful good
jon snow
>neutral good
tyrion
>chaotic good
arya, daenerys

>lawful neutral
jaime
>true neutral
varys
>chaotic neutral
bronn

>lawful evil
stannis
>neutral evil
tywin
>chaotic evil
cersei

>r8 my list

Jonsa is endgame

It's fake.
Emilia Clarke and Kit harrington subtly convey disappointment in interviews.

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Dragons grow up quickly at first (like warm-blooded animals), then when they're "mature" their skin hardens to the level of .... I think normal bones, or even armor? might depend on the age
Also after they mature they keep growing little by little (like cold-blooded creatures)
Of Aegon's 3 dragons 2 were born come 50 or so years before conquest on dragonstone, while Balerion was born even before the Targ left Valyria 120 or so years before conquest (not sure of his actual age)
Compare that to Dany's dragons being prolly still less than 5 years old canonically

what hbo postcard? link?

I can read and write, since Lord Tywin made sure that his recruits are educated in childhood.
The only sign I need is a hornblow, the only X that I carve is in the bellies of my foes.
The only lifelong peace, is the one I find in slaying wolves, knowing my family is safe from foreign barbarians.

If you ever talk about my wife again, be sure that more than just ballistas will await you.
If you enter the mountains of the Rock, you will experiene a world full of PAYNE.

BRING IT ON DRAGONSPAWN

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I'm slave to Bad Poosey sorry user

that would be nice, except for the other leaks that have been 100% true and this small tidbit by emilia

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>sister
>explicit
JON FUCKS SANSA CONFIRMED

Haha that would be like, so weird dude, haha

forgot he was in the show

Postcard came out before the leak, more fake news

The postcard was released officially and came out before the south american guy's fanfic

MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF

Based

>Implying it won't be Jon fucks Arya as originally intended by GURM

Based and redhead

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>dead skin mask
>yfw Arya disguised as Jaime kills Cersei

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"You had your chance to survive, and you choose to be loyal to your lord. I respect that. Therefore you will have a swift death. DRACARYS."

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You know it's happening

>little monster
>royal blood
T-Tyrion son of Mad king confirmed?

>swift death
>burning alive
What did she mean by this?

Dayne is the best there ever was but he still died to a fucking scrub like a bitch

anyone could win

>Mother - Single Version
Mother of flagons BTFO'D

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dragon fire should instantly melt a person, but the directors of the show are brainlets

>#demthrones
I keep seeing this. What the fuck does it mean? Democrats talking about Game of Thrones?

>olenna
>f

cringe and bluepilled
sassy granny is great

Are they really going with a bells makes Dany go mad plot? That just sounds kinda silly.

How does it feel to see your waifu get pumped and dumped?

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gtfo to tumblr degenerate

It's extra funny since the show is already pandering to these people as hard as it can, even fucking up the story for these people.

any russian hackers here? any plans to leak episode 5 early?

hope im not too late

*jump aside*
*archers kill you*
THE END

Russian hacker here, I only spread "color your own Bernie" ads on facebook though.

There's a genuine bunch of Sansa-supporters, you know.

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its a list based on how much you want to fuck them, do you want to fuck olenna? not prime olenna, current olenna.

Russians episodes are released one hour later than the rest of the world. Someone made joke about Tyrion being parody of Putin so now censors need to review every episode first to check for subtle anti-russian Tyrion scenes. Sharing unreviewed episode is serious crime.

Why would a bell set you off? I don’t understand this supposed leak.

cause she is muslim, like the Dothraki

yara is S. theon knew it.

>tfw no melisandre prequel.

does hbo hate money?

>Where did their hair color go?
its winter and they're in the north so there's little sunlight to bleach their hair

current olenna is dead
I'd fuck prime olenna though

No Queen Margery? Sad!

Prime Selmy would beat Two-Hand Jaime, no question.

same place the setpieces and costumes went
it all turned to boring brown dogshit

Press S to give him the shovel.

based viserys poster

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Where does show-Ramsay weigh?
Considerations: He’s shirtless and in the middle of having sex. Twenty Goodmen is not with him.

*pours melty coins on u*

Viserys kowtowed to a shitskin barbarian warlord, who then proceeded to marry and fuck his sister senseless and impregnate her, then STILL didn't uphold his end of the bargain and instead emasculated him and killed him in a horrible, painful, ironic death
Viserys is the single biggest cuck

Jesus fucking christ - how many white men died right along with them? Are the only people who dont die supposed to be PoC's and women in their minds?

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i like this headcanon

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Also, Daenerys is the only character in the show who still has consequences for her actions
>Losing two dragons
>Losing army fighting for ungrateful retards from North
>Losing Jorah
>Losing Missandei
>Two her advisors backstabbing them behind her back
>Jon dumbfucks can't keep a secret

Deal with it, Dany and Jaimie are the last interesting characters in the show, rest are just boring one dimensional shit characters not worth to waste time even raped by D&D.

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I'd be so creeped out haha imagine banging your aunt after she coyly seduces you by repeatedly breaking the touch barrier and whispering semi-perverted stuff in your ear that'd be so weird haha

>no one mentions BALER-FUCKING-ION
BALERION MOTHAFUCKAS. no one could beat a literall eidritch abonination the size of a city that breaths nuclear fire like I piss after a beer.

U guys are lame, I am going back to /pol/