How come there is no Warhammer cinematic universe?

How come there is no Warhammer cinematic universe?

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It'd be ridiculously expensive and you can't really give it mainstream appeal without badly watering it down. I'm almost certain it'll happen though, GW is way less strict about licensing now than ever before and it's one of the few massive franchises that hasn't been adapted.

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Cast him.

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There aren't enough autists to make it profitable.

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Can't make 40k or fantasy movie without going pg-13 and nobody would watch that.

the technology just isn't there yet

They really should gather some cosplayers and find get some people who fucking love this shit and have every bit of info about it memorized and give them like 100k$ to film and another 100k$ and like 2 years for cgi. I'm telling you it will be the either the greatest film ever or the worst, but it will make back those 200k$ on fans alone.

Good. Let's keep it that way.

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because they'd fucking ruin it

NO.

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Because it wouldnt sell well. For normies its another generic fantasy, maybe darker. WH autists arent enough for a high budget movie.

>Generic Orc-Dwarf-Man-Elf fantasy with nothing to it to make it stand out.
>Will tread on too many IPs.
>People will just think its a Warcraft ripoff.

This is fucking hentai you sick fuck

>what is Damnatus

>Orc-Dwarf-Man Fantasy with Pike and Shot

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Difference is Faith, Steel, and Gunpowder

I don't know what's going on here, but I firmly support giant titties. Also, sauce please.

hollywood will ruin everything you love

So, does everyone get raped by lizards or something?

thats a safe bet

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Convince Netflix to commisssion an animated anthology series like that love death and robot show.

this is my jam ty

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>rarest of pepes
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just make it palatable for non autists

Don't come complain about lack of na :1 adaptation when it happens. Loser

I've only recently finished the campaign of WH40k Dawn of War and loved every second of it, but idk what other game I should play now. I hear Dawn of war 2 and 3 are not nearly as good as the first one.

What other epic Warhammer game should I get on steam bros?

>shadilay
>to'pkek
>pepe'kek

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Netflix would fucking destroy Warhammer and fill it with a load of leftist propaganda, just like the rest of their awful exclusives.

>To'Pkek

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Games Workshop's licensing strategy is an enigma, there's no sense in trying to understand why they do or don't do anything.

>tfw we will never get a Warhammer movie based on the best guys
Netflix could make a movie about Sisters of Battle and they can go full muh strong women.

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I hate monster shit, but that was fucking gold.

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Where would you even begin? Where would the stories start?

the end times

SPESS MEHREENS!

>How come there is no Warhammer cinematic universe?
This isn't 20 years ago, nobody gives a shit anymore

sisters of battle are actual moral paragons who live like nuns, so that'd be a major turn off for most normies.

Depending on your tolerance for DLC, (because there's a lot,) the Total Warhammer games are pretty fun.

>This isn't 20 years ago, nobody gives a shit anymore
GW makes more money than ever mate. Warhammer fantasy and Warhammer 40k are popular as fuck.

I would see Warhammer being popular, the total war games have blown up, there's the third and final installation coming out, which will complete the whole world.

That's not true, they are certainly not making more money than ever. They bounced back after a disastrous couple of years

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there can only be ONE successful cinematic universe at a time, now it's Marvel, maybe in 50 years it'll be Warhammer

do lizardmen even have benis?

>50 years
The Emperor will be dead by then. We can't wait that long.

seems suss to me

you need a fucking trilogy just to explain the setting

Why is there no Alfie CU?

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are the women fighting with or against the men?

If you want to take a crack at the fantasy version, then get Total war Warhammer. It's good.

Why you, Brother Librarian...

Why isn't there a sequel to warcraft is the better question? It was true unironic metzen kinography.

No, they're born from chemical vats of biomatter. Just jerk off

Jesus Christ is he still making these?