So I said Candyman five times in the mirror and now this black amputee is running around my house. Wot do?

So I said Candyman five times in the mirror and now this black amputee is running around my house. Wot do?

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Throw honey on him, it's his version of kryptonite

scatter some chicken and watermelons on the floor he has to stop to count them

Say Beetlejuice 3 times

Did the myth originate with this film?

Thought that was Brendan Fraser lol

There's no real Candyman myth. There's similar stuff like Bloody Mary which proceed the film.

have sex

have Candyman

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Aha. I recall some kid telling the myth at school in the 2000s, he must’ve seen the movie.

DESPITE BEING ONLY 13%

that fucking movie gave nightmares as a kid.

Distract him with a white woman.

you want nightmares?

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Norm MacDonald said Candyman five times in the mirror and now this construction worker is running around my house
What do?

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but if Candyman hates black people and loves white women wouldn't he be super jazzed to just haunt a white neighborhood and jerk off all day?

aaaaaaarooh?

10 to 1 a white guy is the villain, somehow.

This shit scared the hell out of me because my mom used to drive past Cabrini green when she picked me up from school

>be my victim
I see what they did there

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Say candlejack several ti

Call a conference of all the worlds top scientists and skeptics and have them witness this demonstrable proof of metaphysics.
Call all the high level priests of the world's religions to see which can actually banish him back.

Two birds with one demon.

>Wot do?
The only correct answer is to call the cops and help him join the 13%.

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Make a Jackie Chan tulpa

>yfwynr, apart from the Bloody Mary meme, this was story was partly based on those underprivileged youths with no programz climbing into that old woman's apartment through her bathroom mirror

Spoopy shit, my dawgs.

The inner city Chicago setting of Candyman goes a long way. One of a kind atmosphere.

Get a whip.