What would you do with his powers?

What would you do with his powers?

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become the driver but jumping instead

I would teleport somewhere and have sex

What he did except subtler.
I was going to end there, but this is actually a really cool idea. So let’s see.
The most important thing is obviously to take it slow. I’d start with a few basic thing: make sure I always have a gun (for self defense and in case something happens and I become stuck in a place). Then, I’d probably hire a personal trainer just to make sure I’m in absolute peak shape. Same reasoning as beforehand, and because I don’t know how much wear and tear I’m gonna out on my body.
I would try to avoid criminality as long as possible, but once I run out of funds, I would start with some thievery. Big companies are a mistake, and even the results are traceable. Go to the third world, steal the warlords gold, repeat. They’re superstitious as fuck, and I want to never be active on the same country I’m living in, which I plan to be the USA because it’s bigger and farther away. Once I get some cash, I’ll probably recruit some user, because I don’t really know how else to contact people overseas, and have them start buying me properties. Large scouting procedure, and it becomes a weak link, but I think it’s far safer than attempting to constantly dodge visas, or gaining visas, because that’s traceable and suspicious. Maybe try /x/.
Live like that for a few years, hopping between Zurich, Reykjavik, whenever else I feel like.. Tokyo? Maybe find a nice university, even though that bends my rules of not technically leaving the USA, it’s a really safe cover story.
If I ever want to change the world, I can start leaning on elites.. start with the visible ones, work my way up. Once I do that, I can’t go back, and I don’t really care about the mass of people anyway, so I don’t think I would. At zero risk to myself, yes. To protect the intelligent, yes. Not for the useless eaters, and to consume my entire life.

CCTV and smartphones would make jumping very dangerous.
As soon as someone notices and there's enough footage to make it viral, you are fucked.

Pizza delivery

Fuck Rachel Bilson, obviously.

In all seriousness though, I thought it was a good movie.

I'd live the life of this dude, with the art hoard being my stolen gold hoard, and with more travel than going on train rides. No point in attracting attention by living in an apartment that nobody sees me leave, when this guy could live with the nazi treasure in the same house since the end of WWII without anyone asking questions.
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That just means you get to live like a cyberpunk character, either wearing anti-facial recognition make-up or one of those hoodies with LEDs sown in it that fucks with cameras and obscures your head.

Steal guns and shoot the fuckers with the whips. What a stupid movie.

Got a link?

I'd turn 360 degrees and jump away from this shis movie.

That would only work if it was common.
Being the only faggot wearing weird makeup or led hoodies on several different places the same day would make you even more suspicious.
I'd have several high quality wigs, masks like the asians use for pollution, and regular hoodies. My hideout would have a big ass closet and dressing room.

no ones gonna believe it lol. Dismissed as cgi 100%, even government wont care

>wearing weird makeup
There's one type where the make-up just makes your nose look wider and cheeks look different etc. with contouring. The average person wouldn't notice anything more than maybe the fact that you're a guy wearing make-up. And it'd obviously just be used when you're jumping somewhere, to obscure your real face in case you got caught on a camera by accident. Once you're there people wouldn't have a reason to take photos or video of you.

It was years since I saw videos about it, so I have no idea where to find them now. I think they were retweeted by William Gibson because someone pointed it out to him.

I don't give a fuck I'll always like this movie

If you spent an afternoon in NYC you'd be recorded by hundreds, maybe thousands of cameras. Same with every big city, and even small cities and towns as long as they are kind of developed.
Jumping should be done from a distance, away from people. I'd take a bike with me so transportation would be easier.
The truth is, you would be so restrained by modern surveillance systems and fucktards with cameras that you wouldn't even be able to enjoy your superpower properly.

I would eat her poop

Why would you care about being photographed as long as your power can't be tied to your face and thus a name? The danger is being photographed teleporting with your face clearly visible. Just slap on some make-up or wear one of the IR hoodies that only fucks with cameras and you're good to go on that front. Once you've made sure you weren't spotted jumping you walk into a bathroom and remove the make-up or turn off the IR/take off the hoodie. You obviously wouldn't jump into a busy restaurant or anything like that of course. As soon as you know of one alley in NYC that isn't full of video-surveillance then you'd just start using that as your jump-in point. If you got caught then you're protected by your make-up/hoodie and stop using that point.

You'd be in bigger danger wearing distinctive clothing like a bright pink suit, really. 1984 isn't here just yet.

Simple, rape

rape

Yeah, I think you could survive with this power even today. For you to get caught you would either have to be extremely unlucky or just an idiot. The fact that even if you teleport yourself into a literally jail cell you have the ability to just teleport back out is obviously a huge advantage. For you to actually get caught there would need to be a coordinated effort and that wouldn't be possible without major infringements on public liberty which all takes time to pass legally

Id watch a sequel to this, it deserves a second chance

I'd touch a pusy

The scene with the dad really hit me home.
I didnt expect to feel in a movie like this.

>mfw the part where the main character having a fistfight jumping all across the world

Kino scene in a somewhat decent movie.

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you know even using this power in the most mundane way possible it would still be cool

>live in a super cheap area with a huge house and tons of land in a state with no income tax
>teleport to work in an area with high wages since you dont care about cost of living there
>teleport to Philippines or something every day for lunch to eat a great meal for cheap
>zero commute time so you can wake up five min before you have to be to work
>whenever you have down time instead of fucking around on your phone you can just teleport home for 30 minutes

i call him, el super wagie

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i'd live in one of those empty homes in japan. steal a sandwich in greece then go back and watch tv.

Guy can teleport is a cool enough premise on its own, when they bring in the stupid crusaders with magic whips and things it got silly.
Just have a dude that can teleport and show the weird shit he gets up to.

>stealing from your fellow (turk)man

disgusting

I would unironically rape.

And i would steal money. Christ im boring.

and what could anyone do?

This so much

Jump to different library computers to evade bans on basket weaving forums

Fuckin based

Explore some wild nature. Being able to teleport away from danger or to a hospital if necessary would really help.
Skydiving would be awesome too.
And lots of drugs.

>wear a balaclava and rubber gloves
wat nou?

Hoodie, anonymous mask, gloves, body skin tight suit.
Good luck figuring out who I am now.

courier
you can instantly deliver goods and documents with perfect security
that's worth a lot of money to the right people

This and also a private transportation agreement. A lot of rich people might prefer paying 10x the amount of a plane ticket for instant travel

>that bully who made him go out on the ice is living through his life thinking he got a kid killed
Harsh.

At most have him get caught on video one day, and then he finds out that there's a whole bunch of other jumpers out there, and some of them are paranoid psychos who'd rather kill him than risk the world finding proof that jumping exists, because they'd lose too much. Jumper vs. Jumper is way more interesting because of the potential, and them having a secret society is way more believable.

Become the world's best smuggler.

I would teleport behind you and whisper in your ears "Nothing personnel, kid" before I end your pathetic life with my katana

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i would teleport into celeb's homes, rape them, steal their shit and leave

can a Jumper also teleport into space? because you could make a fortune working for NASA that way.

They always teleport with their clothes on, and can go wherever they picture in their mind. So just put on a spacesuit and think of the ISS, baby.

Would it be possible to use the powers to cheat in gambling?

Even if you had super fine control over your jumping ability, any slight disturbance inside would probably mess up the space station wouldn't it? Remember that when Anakin jumps papers and shit fly around the room.They would probably have to construct a chamber just for you to teleport into.

teleport inside pusy

wouldn't a much more interesting thing to do be teleporting to other worlds looking for live and whatnot. hes basically just a planeswalker from magic the gathering. he should be looking for alien life to fuck and then learn magic/get laser guns from

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there should be more power fantasy movies like this

Reminder that you had to have actually visited the place you want to jump to (and be able to picture it) in Jumper.
So many of you seem to be forgetting this shit.

wow so thats what peak schizo looks like

I would never move, I would just teleport everywhere standing still. Would look like a motherfucking human strobe light

he never sat on the tip of a pyramid until he teleported there so at the very least you didnt have to have been in the exact spot before

>visits israel
>visits northpole
>nothing personnel jew ;)
They can explain in the news how polar bears are anti-semite

Is there a scene where he teleports a whole house with him or am I just imagining it?

If it's possible then I would gather all my strength then teleport the whole earth into the sun. Fuck this gay earth.

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Jumpers powers wee they could only teleport places they'd been before.

No. You just need a mental image of the place. So a picture would suffice, i guess.

>jump to ISS
>forget to factor in orbital velocity
>get smushed

so i can't jump to pusy :(

He can also teleport to where he is visually looking. That's how he got on the pyramid

The tips would be amazing- even in the black neighborhoods!

Yeah the dad stuff gave it an extra star in my book. Not a bad flick.

Make a respectable career as a courier. Nothing too flashy. Jumping, combined with my strong work ethic, will let me advance very quickly and become very lucrative

>Then, I’d probably hire a personal trainer just to make sure I’m in absolute peak shape. Same reasoning as beforehand, and because I don’t know how much wear and tear I’m gonna out on my body.
What's your excuse for not getting in shape now, without this ability?

Wasn't this like the last movie that they allowed to shoot at colosseum?

They never have to factor in the planet's movements when they jump to the other side of the planet, though. That shit just works out automagically.

Become a superhero who steals from the rich to give to the poor in exchange for their women.

For most people? Money and not living a life of leisure without a job to take up their time.

if I was a Jumper I'd jump around youtube.com/watch?v=XhzpxjuwZy0

I'd teleport to her room and steal her panties tbqh.

you could probably work multiple delivery services with that kind of power

Jump

I unironically en joyed the spin off tv show, hope utube dont cancel it along with rest of its originals.

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Why do autists ask realistic questions about fictional people/creatures/elements?

I see this shit more and more, what the fuck? Do you autists not realise that these parameters are made up by writers when they are required and in the absence of that, you can make any kind of shit up? It's not real, you fucking morons.

God I wish autists and incels would leave.

Are you autistic?

thing about skydiving is that jumping works like portal, you keep your momentum so once you reached terminal velocity as you fall, even if you just teleport yourself to the ground you are moving at the same speed all the same so yould splatter yourself

you dont want a skin tight suit, you want something really puffy and filling so people cant tell your body type

Most CCTV is archive footage that is only reviewed if something goes wrong
You obviously wouldn't jump into the middle of a crowded metro anyway

how do you wear baklava

FUCK, I meant to watch this but forgot about it.
Thanks, user.

Ok

Your mom's pussy then

>I can't suspend my disbelief
>How dare you speak within the context of a fictional universe, I can't understand that
>You are the autists

Moon Base of reality works like NASA says. Probably wouldn't risk of though. So next best things a Submarine in the Arctic.
Ship a bunch of stuff to make money. Start a small delivery company and work my way up legitimately delivering across country via back roads until I can afford driving ranges inside warehouses to teleport trucks while moving. Eventually use boats or planes with live stream cameras to verify clear landing zones. Also practice a bunch of fighting techniques as well as learning how to build up momentum by falling different distances and striking.Eventually purchase my own doctors office with 24 hour surgical staff and a drop some next door so I can rescue myself and others in an emergency.

Also see how high I could go before I touch the firmament like /x/ says before going into Space.

Also practice teleporting directly into various inflated environmental suits, space suits and diving gear.

based, same here

That's an interesting point. It'd mean revealing yourself to authority but how much would NASA pay to ship supplies to the ISS without having to use a big fuckoff rocket?

>how much would NASA pay to ship supplies to the ISS without having to use a big fuckoff rocket?
Less than the cost of a big fuckoff rocket I'd presume

That's not how it worked in the book, he saved himself after falling off a rock or something, and then he figured jumping between different latitudes changed his speed as well, because the earth spins at different speeds at different latitudes

They'd pay more than enough to make a very comfortable living. Supply and denmark.

Get the fucking higher ground.