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reminder hes the cutest in the show

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anyone got the euron greyjoy starcraft arbiter meme?

Link to analysis machine?
Would like to do my own face to get an objective look.
Been told I'm anywhere from 9/10 to 6/10 lmao.

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>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”

>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”

>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”

>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.

>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.

>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again

>He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed

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>Burn them all !
>Jamie comes in and backstabs her with oathkeeper
AND WHO
ARE YOU

Bookfags, what is the cause of the Long Night? Why is it that every few thousand years the WW show up to kill everyone? Is it a global phenomenon or just Westeros?

*WHEEZES

WAT-WATCH IT

*COUGH

TYRION

*COUGH
*COUGH

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A big (You) to all the faggots and niggers who unironically think that the golden twink could ever beat Robert Baratheon in a fight. You deserve to be laughed at, haha-haha, like this.

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For fucks sake

>our

Cough cough

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nothing last forever

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that pics from 2011 so im not sure desu

Who is that handsome slut?

First for Sansa x Sandor sex scene episode 5.

We don't know anything about the Other's yet.
As far as we know this is the second time the Others have ever appeared.

There are also hints of Others appearing in the Far East past YiTi, with theories that the Five Forts serve as the Eastern version of The Wall.

Now Viserys, that was a good lad.

Where did everything go so *COUGH
go s-*WHEEZES

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*least

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Give me your favorite songs /got/

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We do know, however, they have women

If the show doesn't end with white walkers invading YiTi, then it will forever suck ass and become legendarily unwatchable as reruns.

Fuck you guys I can't stop laughing

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>mfw Danyfags have mommy issues
>mfw Stannisfags have daddy issues
>mfw Missandeifags are inbred Mutts
>mfw Badpussyfags are Incels
>mfw Jonfags are manlets
>mfw Cleganefags are ugly social outcasts
>mfw Nightkingfags are sociopaths
>mfw Cerseifags dilate
>mfw Impfags are alcoholics
>mfw Sansafags are sub 80 IQ
>mfw CIAfags are Cuckolds
>mfw Coughfags like to get pegged
>mfw Euronfags need to take their mads
>mfw Impfags are alcoholics
>mfw Bobby B-chads are based
>mfw Radmurechads are redpilled
>mfw Podchads have sex

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i, for one, like the right side better

Robert Baratheon

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>that crossbow was reloaded in 3 seconds the last episode

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What was Varys trying to convey in that scene with Tryion? Was his coughs some kind of code word to begin the rebellion against Dany?

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What about this'un?

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I made this tomfuckery
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Was Dany ever truly about breaking chains or was it always a power trip?
>She knows Jon has the better claim
>she knows Jon is a good ruler
>she knows the people love and/or respect Jon
>She knows jon has the same core values as she claims to have

Amory lorch is a fucking chad, straight up killed princess rhaenys

Reloaded offscreen* in three seconds.

What if I'm a Tywinner

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the only way it could have salvaged itself and die with some dignity

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>Shadman

So does she have the aids now?

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*COUGH COUGH*

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How the fuck did Brienne not die in that scene?

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a wasted theme

>tfw Robert's Rebellion prequel never

AHH. NOW THIS IS COUGHPOSTING!

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>that's a season 1 reference

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>AGHHHHH GREYWORM HELP

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MY KRAKEN

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS LITTLE PIE

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The camera cut away and in the dabidverse if something isn't currently on screen it doesn't exist.

He really used to be handsome.

Where's his fucking armour?

Holy shit book euron is so cringy, I can understand why they made him into a cartoon for the show.

yfw Brienne survived so she can fuck Jaime and only for that reason.

As if that would have helped past season 4

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nth for Lady Ashara Stark, Lady of Winterfell and Wife of Lord Eddard Stark, Warden of the North

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when did this play?

>everyone is perfectly fine and stable after the battle except the hound

Does PTS not exist in GOT? Pretty sure you would be waking up screaming from nightmares watching your friend get eaten alive in front of you.

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Yeah bro it would have been totally better if it was just a comical rapid cut of everyone dying.

The shit should have just been 2 episodes and the White Walkers should have just gone into the city besides the Night King so you had spooky 1 v 1's with heroes vs White Walkers and killed off some while others were able to kill them, saving hundreds of soldiers from undead

/got/

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>Bloodstone Emperor
The Bloodstone Emperor was the legendary ninth and last ruler of the mythic Great Empire of the Dawn. He was the son of the Opal Emperor and the younger brother of the Amethyst Empress, who succeeded their father. Envious, he slew his sister and proclaimed himself the Bloodstone Emperor.

The Bloodstone Emperor's reign was a reign of terror. His usurpation became known as the Blood Betrayal in the annals of the Further East, which claim that the act of usurping his sister's throne ushered in the Long Night. He practiced torture, dark arts, and necromancy. He enslaved his own people, took a tiger-woman for wife, feasted on human flesh and cast down the true gods of Yi Ti to worship a black stone that fell from the sky.[1] Some scholars believe him to have been the first High Priest of the sinister Church of Starry Wisdom.[1]

>Black Stone
A black stone of unknown origin has been used in the construction of several structures throughout the known world. Some of it is described as oily or greasy
>examples of such stones
The Isle of Toads, one of the Basilisk Isles, contains the Toad Stone, a large statue of a toad made of a greasy black stone. It is said the people of the island are reminiscent of fish and have webbed appendages.

Yeen, an ancient ruined city in Sothoryos, is made out of massive blocks of oily black stone. Despite being surrounded by jungle and having been empty for thousands of years, no plant creeps into Yeen.

According to the ironborn, the Seastone Chair was found on the shore of Old Wyk and had been carved from a block of oily black stone.[2] Its creators are unknown; Maester Kirth suggests it was left by visitors from across the Sunset Sea.[3] The priests of the Iron Islands claim the ironborn are not descended from the First Men but instead came from the watery halls of the Drowned God beneath the sea. Maesters reject this suggestion that the ironborn are closer to fish or merlings.

This show is bad and I feel bad watching it

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Leaked pic from the final episode

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Can we all agree that this is the best season since 4?

Why wouldnt he bring Ghost south? A Direwolf wouldnt help?

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Finished my list, bros.

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>I love our memes

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where's ur sista

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Why the fuck was Varys in the crypts?

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6:30 and onward is great

>no barra

Tyrion was in the cryot

>eaten
whitewalkers aren't zombies user

ptsd is the hound's gimmick

he's a fat eunuch

this picture unnerves me to no end

who the fuck made this? why?

>Preston mentions that Bran's wheelchair could be a brilliant reference to Doran Martell but also says that it doesn't actually work because Doran doesn't have a wheelchair
>Doran does actually have a wheelchair
How did he get away with this?

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>Can we all agree that this is the best season since 4?

It's the worst since season 5.

>the blood betrayal
The Blood Betrayal was an event in YiTish myth that ushered in the Long Night and the subsequent fall of the Great Empire of the Dawn.

The Opal Emperor was the seventh ruler of a line that began with the God-on-Earth, the son of the Maiden-Made-of-Light and the Lion of Night. He was succeeded by his daughter, the Amethyst Empress, but her younger brother, envious, cast her down and slew her, taking the crown and proclaiming himself the Bloodstone Emperor. He turned his back on the gods of Yi Ti and began worshiping a black stone that had fallen from the skies, took a tiger-woman as wife, practiced cannibalism and necromancy, and enslaved his own people. Horrified at the Blood Betrayal, the Maiden-Made-of-Light turned her back upon the world and the Lion of Night came forth in all his fury to punish the wickedness of man.

>the Lion of Night
The Lion of Night is a god in Yi Ti. The Faceless Men believe that is just another representation of the Many-Faced God.[1] There is a statue of it in the House of Black and White which is most commonly visited by rich men.[2]

According to tales told by the priestly scribes of Yin, the Lion of Night fathered a son on the Maiden-Made-of-Light. This son was the God-on-Earth, who ruled the Great Empire of the Dawn for ten thousand year before ascending to the heavens. The descendants of the God-Earth ruled the empire after him, each ruling a shorter time than the previous one, until the brother of the Amethyst Empress usurped her in the Blood Betrayal and crowned himself as the Bloodstone Emperor, ushering in the Long Night. The Maiden-Made-of-Light turned her back upon the world and the Lion of Night came forth in all his wroth to punish the wickedness of man.[3]

The Five Forts, which predate the Golden Empire of Yi Ti, are claimed by some to have been raised by the Pearl Emperor to keep the Lion of Night and his demons away from the realms of men.

remember when the show was actually openly violent? i remember

youtube.com/watch?v=rAqKZblxmyA

amazing

kek

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>a Jack Russel terrier
is this caption referring to the dog or the owners?

God I wish, Imagine if cat was never born, or born a man and Ned could actually be happy and marry his waifu.

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kek

>jon abandons sam during the long night
>edd dies protecting sam during the long night
>"if its a boy we'll name him jon"
>edd is never mentioned or seen, sam doesn't feel guilty

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Have you actually watched s7?

>I love our memes

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Gotta carry soon to be ded jaime’s baby

Maybe he wants to keep him safe, he knows down North isn't his homeland, every other wolf that went south either died or abandoned their master.

he edited the description to change it to he does, i think he just forgot because doran was in the show for 3 minutes.

it's how i think the episode should have gone
tyrion is a seasoned commander, he shouldnt have been in the crypt

It's never explained. The big difference is that in the books it's a natural phenomenon just like the irregular seasons, whereas DABID made it about green elves being mad at whitey.

we looked for you on the
*cough
catalog ser *cough Arthur COUGH*COUCH

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he attempted to hide the fact he was a merman

TAKE OUT THOSE FUCKING PT BOATS

Dear god

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Reddit: Where dumb people go to act smart on the internet.
Yea Forums: Where smart people go to act dumb on the internet.
Moonman was started on ytmnd.

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I think Ned would have to marry Lysa if that’s the case which is a much worse fate than Cat

TLDR:

The Long Night is a response by the Gods to mankind delving into the Lovecraftian rabbit hole and worshiping Eldritch terrors from beyond the stars. Rather than let mankind sink into such degeneracy, the Many Faced God (aka the God of Death or the Great Other or the Lion of Night) personally arrives on Planetos with his army of demons and wipes the slate clean, as it were.

The last time it happened, a Chinese emperor turned his country into a hellhole of suffering because he worshiped a Cthulu rock.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING NOW?
SEE C R O W S
R
O
W
S

E Y E
Y
E

it's like that one user said last night

does an adult get angry at a toddler that tries to imitate the adult?

no, so you shouldn't get angry at them. if their idea of fun is stealing content from other websites, you should pity them and let them be

>long night forgotten about in an episode
>everyone gets burned despite that not being a practice for any house
>everyone is burned with their armor on

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POST SOME DAMN BOBBIES BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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>maarionaharis

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the Brienne and Jamie romance was so fucking bad

they had an interesting relationship before that but it shouldn't have turned romantic

>Lady dies in the South
>Nymeria still alive in the South
>Grey Wind died in the South (but literally the Northernmost point of 'the south'
>Summer died in the Far North
>Shaggydog died in the North
What did he mean by this

What part of it unnerves you

WHY DONT THEY HAVE PURPLE EYES

why can't he ever be happy?

Delet this
Besides, we all know that after he kills mad Danny, he'll return north of the wall to live with Ghost and the wildlings as a free man.

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that's a fat davos

Well Dany never did get a feel for tactics, she just kind of expected her dragons to roflstomp everything.

do it on him now

so whats the black rock supposed to be? are the ironborn descendants of the fish people?

It was so forced, just like Gendry and Arya.

Shoehorned in for the "MUH STRONK WYMN"

Dumb Headcanon. Euron is putting his plans into action because of the Long Night's imminent arrival, not the other way around.

It's a global phenomenon, only in other areas there are similar analogues of a hero rising up and stopping the invasion. Like in Yi Ti in the east the Five Forts guarded against the Lion of Night

reminder that jaime betrayed cersei just so he could go north, fuck brienne, then go back south

all the storylines and all of jaime's 8 seasons culminate in him having awkward sex with brienne then lamely dying without doing anything else of importance

I remember season 1 too

IS THAT ANY WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR KING?!?

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>Bookfags, what is the cause of the Long Night

Darkstar.

summer and shaggydog never went south, his post said every wolf that went south died or abandoned their master (which is true)

Euron in the books is Night King with dialogue
Euron in the show is a punk rocker with a teleported and drone missiles

>Why didn't they just cast albinos

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BOW YOU SHITS!

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They were the only two who believably had a romance going for them. D&D are such Jew hacks that can't process emotions that don't involve greed and hate, so they turned it into an awkward drunk sex episode. Certainly easier than, you know, actually WRITING SOMETHING and giving the two of them a few scenes with actual dialogue beforehand.

But the wolves that stayed in the North also both died

*COUGH* BOBBYPOSTING IS DEAD, YOU- *WHEEZES* *COUGH* POSTING HAS TAKEN ITS PLACE AS- *AUUUUGGGHHHHH* AS THE GEATEST POSTING TH- *VOMITS* THAT EVER WAS OR- *BLEUGH* OR WILL BE *COUGH

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>that one came from facebook
what a dumb cunt

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Yi Ti is fucking cool. If George is gonna fuck around with lore instead of writing WoW I hope he gives us more Yi Ti

Nuke Plebbit

Because Emilia refuses to wear colored contacts

She looks like an albino Sasha Banks

Also what are contact lenses

thats true, why didn't he send ghost to essos?

SOMEONE COMBINE BRAN POSTING AND COUGH POSTING

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>S tier

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>Arya
>Yara
>C
>Sansa
>not S
>Shae da funny hoe
>not D

The second season had the best music.

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to be fair, "Dolorous" Edd was a drag and the reality is, unless you make people feel good, they'll just forget you ever existed 5 minutes after you're dead and buried (or deliciously roasted, in this case). Even normies get forgotten for the sake of "moving on". You really have to do a lot to be missed / mourned / memorialized by people, especially if they're not your family.

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Thank you user, I laughed quite a bit. You are an artist, and a patrician.

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Moonman lyrics are objectively hilarious

>died or abandoned their master
Except Nymeria did neither of them. Nymeria didnt abandon Arya at all.

POST BESSIE AND HER TITS YOU SHITS

GODS I HAD HAIR THEN

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>Tfw maario naharis is my account
>Inb4 wow you have a reddit account your such a fag
what happened to maarioposting anyway? I remember when it used to be here every thread.

the chinks of YiTi

*ahem*

FUCK DANY
FUCK GREY WORM
FUCK MUHSSANDAE
AND FUCK ALL TARGSHITS

Thank you!

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WE WILL NEVER DIE YOU COCKLESS WHORE!

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such a kino track wasted on the scene that ruined the entire show
also:
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everything

I love his albums.

youtube.com/watch?v=X6KQxbQbfAk

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LEAKED EPISODE 5 SCRIPT

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More wine, your grace?

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no, yiti-ish are a bunch of weebs

CAREFUL BOBBY, CAREFUL NOW

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STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING!

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Book Euron is basically the Ancestor from Darkest Dungeon

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>FUCK MUHSSANDAE
yes please

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wow you have a reddit account your such a fag

fpbp

Madarya

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choppp cersie leg..

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so is YiTi canonically the oldest empire in the setting, i know they predate the valyrians.

I though the children of the forest created the whitewalkers

Euron went to Old Valyria and Essos, learned all their forbidden knowledge and came back with a plan long before the Others were a serious threat. Even now at this very moment in the books, they're just a rumor from beyond the wall. The Lion of Night is marshalling his forces in anticipation because he knows what Euron plans to do.

I miss her already

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GREATEST SWORDMAN TO EVAH LIVE DIN'T HAV A SWORD

fuck that guy what an annoying asshole. and he killed my crusader who was with me from the start i hate that mother fucker

CAREFUL?

IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING?

I'LL HAVE YOU BOARS ON A SPIKE

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>I though the children of the forest created the whitewalkers
NOPE. That's just showfag shit. The Children actually helped the evil white people fight the Others in the books.

SO GET. BOAR.

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*Takes your stone mill*

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I'm so fucking l___ and h____.

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heavily watermark your memes with Yea Forums anons

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>long before the Others were a serious threat
We don't know how long this has been going on. Euron had contact with Bloodraven in his own childhood.
The things going on in the world have been spiralling out of control since at least Summerhall

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Moonman originated at "365 Black" MacDanoos and was originally played by the actor who went on to star in one of the most pozzed, "anti-racist", shitshows of the woke era, Star Trek Discovery. I'm lovin' it.

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post yfw DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG

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LANCEL..GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!!

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How is it not?

Whatever happened to that fucking guy anyway? He's just suddenly not on the show anymore and didn't die as far as I know.

true love unnerves you???

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*gays internally*

Based.Also checked.

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*COUGH*? Coughposting, is it?

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>I though the children of the forest created the whitewalkers
Both the Children and the First Men were equally btfo by the sudden appearance of the Others, who came out nowhere and surprise attacked them all. They cooperated to defeat them.

so the yiti created the whitewalkers or were the cause of them?

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>imagine being retard enough to think that some bells will make Dany going crazy

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Catelyn deserves better. She was basically the only good female character on the show

no one wants to buy his ransom fee.

t. Cat

nah, if anything the whitewalkers seem to show up to btfo humanity when an empire is getting to powerful, like a reset button

More gains, your grace?

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Would Radmure ending up on the Iron Throne be peak subversion?

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Still alive as a captive of the Lannisters.

the best list so far

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I honestly think that some part of the bell leak is wrong

Leaks have been known to be slightly inaccurate but still on the right track, The fact that dany has her army (her army thats dickless) rape an entire city because she hears bells just is even to stupid for DABID

>season 1
>jaime stabs jaime in the head through the eye, camera zooms in, deserter gets beheaded

>season 2
>hound literally breaking people in half during blackwater

>season 3
>red wedding has a pregnant woman being stabbed to death and cat's neck being cut

>season 4
>hound smashing a man's eyes against a sword's tip

fast forward

>season 8
>none of the deaths in the long night are particularly graphic
>missandei's beheading isn't shown at all
>only violent death is a CGI dragon

don't tell me you haven't noticed this. the older seasons were obviously a lot more graphic in their violence.

Book Sansa is good, so seasons 2-3 Sansa was good as well before she went to shit. Ygritte was sort of boring but she’s hot at least

Dany!

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WHAT DID YOU SAY, SPIDER?!

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According to their legends, yes. Could just be a coincidence though, or posthumiuys timeline bending to discredit a really shitty tyrant emperor

>jaime stabs jaime in the head
based machine learning poster

DING DONG

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was meant for jaime stabs jory*


yeah it's just as retarded as the idea of arya killing the night king isn't it user

The violence was more graphic and more realistic, the dialogue was appropriate for the time period, the costuming was better... there is no element of the show that hasn’t been fucked

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Imagine being a peasant inside the city when it happens

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arkgh... n-ned.... h-h...help...

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well if they came "first" then they probably know more than any other following culture on the subject

COUGHPOSTING? THAT'S YOUR EPIC MEME, COUGHPOSTING? YOU'RE MY COUNCIL, COUNSEL! SPEAK SENSE TO THIS IGNORANT SHITPOSTER

More grace, your boar?

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ooft aunty dany

you serve *COUGH a new *COUGH
kin*COUGH
your reign is *COUGH

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How many times does this have to be reposted: Around Season 5 they ran out of GRRM material to steal and their main audience became fat millennial women who want to YASSSS QUEEEN SLAY and clap obeseily. All of the violence, dialogue, and plot was dumbed down to appeal to this barren low-IQ demographic.

And we dont know what Bloodraven said. Again, this is all because those with greensight and foresight know what Euron will one day try to do and are taking steps to prevent it.

This is why D&D keep talking about Euron being the final boss. Because that's exactly what he is, and this is why he is the final boss in the books.

There can only be one winner to the war.
The one who packed up and left Westeros offscreen when he felt the show was going down the drain.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mujlz4zVxmE

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Jon abandoning ghost might be the only thing that upset me as much as the normies. I understand wanting to keep him out of the fight for KL, but if he doesn't die he better come back for his fucking wolf. fuck that "happier in the north" bullshit.

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AHEM
*ahem*
*cough*
*AHEM*

Based homo

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The female audience grew and women don't like violence.
This is why I don't read western fiction, women always fuck it up.
I'll stick with non-fiction philosophy and japanese manga thanks.

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will they meet again on the battlefield?

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why did she give jorah this look if she kept cucking him beyond death?

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only because you don't have access to her thought process on the show. Nearly every female character that's a POV character in the books is vapid and annoying. Even the "competent" and "smart" females are begging you to hate them because they're written accurately

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>Very good notion to get a respiratory mask , Varys.
>Indeed, that dreadful cough almost got the better of me. *cuckles* Alas, you'll have to suffer me a little longer.

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book euron being the final boss makes alot of sense, his story parallels many others, has more knowledge of the world than any other character and even rivals bran and blood raven

have sex

If something is stupid in context, but makes sense later, is it brilliant or just convolutedly stupid?

someone needs to shop a suit and bowtie onto him now

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DINGDONG

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It's funny because since the child would be a bastard, his name will be Jon Snow.

>>*cuckles*

Yi Ti is the only civilization who had written records from the time period. In Westeros all legends of the Long Night came from Maesters who wrote the legends down after thousands of years of purely oral tradition. However in Yi Ti they actually wrote that shit down as it was happening. These records are among the most valuable treasures in all their kingdom.

so the others are reapers

incel and hateful?

holy fucking shit this is edited right

>*blocks your path*

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What exactly is this in reference to

WHO PERHAPSH IS WONDERING WHY SHOMEONE WOULD BEHEAD A GIRL BEFORE THROWING HER OFF OF A CASHLE

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*immediately falls over so sworn brother has to sacrifice himself picking him up*

he's basically the antichrist in the book, the fucker saw cthulhu and survived, there is also no night king in the books, at least at the moment, maybe the nights king will show up

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stop you're upsetting her

1crumb

The only female POV characters are women, hoes, and a trout. Brienne is decent and Alayne chapters are pretty good but everyone else sucks

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LANCEL SAVE ME

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>Stannisfags have daddy issues
>Badpussyfags are Incels
>Cleganefags are ugly social outcasts
>Jonfags are manlets
>Cerseifags dilate
>Sansafags are sub 80 IQ
>CIAfags are Cuckolds
>Coughfags like to get pegged
>Impfags are alcoholics
Absolutely wrong and unbased.

>Nightkingfags are sociopaths
>Euronfags need to take their mads
>Bobby B-chads are based
>Radmurechads are redpilled
>Podchads have sex
Absolutely true and based.

>Missandeifags are inbred Mutts
>Danyfags have mommy issues
The demographics that need to be ethnically CLEANSED.

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*VOMITS PROFUSELY*

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There is the Great Other who supposedly leads their forces, but in the books he's literally a god and not some Lich King

No, he got his eyelids burnt off

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Quit pushing this meme, bunch of tasteless retards.

Dont insult my lady wife Sansa like that

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I just checked his account and this is his profile pic, he must be some elaborate troll and probably browses this general

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Chronic lack of testicular fortitude.

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Remember the whores Bronn was talking to?
They mentioned a certain "Ed", whos face go burned by dragonfire, at the Blackwater Rush.

It's probably meant to refer to him.
If we're going to see him again, then only as a mummy.

Bane?

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is this show kino again yet? havent seen any episodes this season and only vaguely remember the second half of last season because i was using it as a vehicle to get sex

is stannis back yet?

>Alayne chapters are pretty good
I’m rereading GoT right now and she’s obnoxious as fuck before leaving KL. After that she’s one of the best

Nah, we're also retarded, but we're also self aware

What's your plan?

yeah why didn't varys and all the other useless people get the fuck out of there?

surely not

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stannis

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>refuses to show tits
>refuses to wear contacts
>refuses to stop gaining weight
>refuses to control her eyebrows
>refuses to act

Why did they hire this bitch instead of keeping Tamzin Merchant again?

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man, this gave me flashbacks to how kino this show used to be.
Too bad I will probably always remember it on a sour note.

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To where? You want to send a bunch of old people, cripples, babies, and women by themselves across the frozen tundra? They would die

His nose got bigger and now he looks like that jazz dude

KEK

that bitch is ugly as fuck. get a grip mate

it always annoyed me how joffrey wore his crown

I'm not saying Euron isn't the finale boss. But the Others coming just to put him down is pure conjecture and doesn't match anything they've done so far. Dragons are back too, magic in general is becoming easier, the Glass Candles are working again. Magic is flooding back into the world from all sides but the cause is still unknown.

The supernatural elements of the story are only just starting to pick up and we don't know anybody's true allegiance or motives yet besides what Melisandre told us. And I doubt anything is as simple as the light vs dark angle Mel believes in.

Because the other girl looks like an alien

Season 7 /got/ was way more funnier

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Angl* women

Because people from Reddit couldn't take a screenshot of the same thing and make fun of it? How do you know they stole it from here?

Based onion chad.

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I know. it fits the Targ aesthetic from the book much better. I'm also pretty sure she could have played a much more convincing mad queen.

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...

Because the editors refuse to use CGI for her eyes.

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medieval equivalent of a sideways snapback. joff was the incipient fuckboy

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Yes, and yet, the five forts predate the Bloodstone Emperor's supposed ushering in of the 'Long Night'. It seems to me the forts were a response to an evil that already existed.

Attributing the Long Night solely to the Bloodstone Emperor is just a convenient way to discredit a madman who worshipped rocks and shat on all their national traditions

maybe it' 3rd tier irony and he's from 9gag or facebook

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what? they can't walk and eat food without an army to cook for them? at least make a camp a couple of miles away so they won't have to be in the battle if they win?

this thread is pure cancer

>t.triggered danyfag

women are so dumb. shes got like 40 pounds of tits there and the bra strap is the same width as the ones for an A cup bra

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kinda hot

>women are so dumb.
That's why we love them

> there and the bra strap is the same width as the ones for an A cup bra
shut your mouth.

her right thigh is pregnant? Ned's just like guys in my hentai

N + L = J

Is the Ashara fic already out?

T-Too big for me

>Magaery
>Not S+
Incel