So was he supposed to ignore the fact that there is a frequently posted copypasta that fantasizes about him being...

>it's not on his twitter page

Go on his profile and click "Tweets & replies". It's there

my mistake!

GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

it's there somewhere. someone had a link yesterday. im not really sure how twitter works though.

Yikes

midge

No one can defend him. He is an ill made, spiteful little creature. Full of envy, lust and low cunning. Men's laws give him the right to reproduce and force his suffering unto others. And to make me suffer further the jannies have condemned me to watch him waddle about, while I hold silence on his aberrations from nature. But neither mods nor jannies will compel me to let warwick turn Yea Forums into his own fan forum. Now go, and speak no more about his rights to reproduce. And one more thing - the next kid he tries to have i'll abort personally.

Rape the tar out her. That'll learn 'er

I would call Shitwick an imp, but even an imp is taller. And better looking.

Nicki has it too but doesn't care

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you know what to say to a woman with two black eyes?
nothing, someone already told her twice
just saying

>expect a knock at the door
Not in America, you little British faggot.

Beyond based and redpilled

Now this is pottery.

>was he supposed to ignore the fact that there is a frequently posted copypasta that fantasizes about him being violently beaten to death?
Post it.

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Calm down Tywin

Life's got me mad
But if I had a midget I'd be glad
To watch him jump around on my nintendo powerpad
He'd have a big head short legs and long torso
The name that I give my pet midget is little Gordo
I'd teach him tricks like backflips and side kicks
When company came over he'd perform and get tips
While I'm eatin at night, in the kitchen he'd be able
To get the food scraps that I threw under the table
If my midget was ever mad and acted enraged
Then I'd take him to the bathroom and put him in his cage
But If he kept acting up and really made me sick
I'd hang him upside down and poke him with a stick
Little Gordo would be good most of the time though
He'd like to wear a helmet and run around yelling Kaiyo
I'd take him for walks in the park on the weekends
And if he saw other midgets he'd say Can we be friends
He'd only need a 3 foot coffin when he was dead
And he'd be in the guiness book for the world's biggest head
What a funny little fellow, but don't call him a shrimp
Or he'll attack your leg cause Gordos a tough gimp
He'd have a pogo ball that he'd bounce on for hours
And dirty little fathead Gordo would'nt take showers
When Halloween came, he wouldn't be a chump
Gettin all the candy goin round as a tree stump

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>not rooting for him
bluepilled

Sometimes my friends would chase Gordo with a gun
It be fun
Because midgets wobble when they run
They're so close to the ground and so easy to kick
They're so slow in the head and so easy to trick
Gordo could do somersaults his special thing
At the fair I would make him enter mudwrestling
Sometimes he'd wear stilts and pretend to be tall
Then I'd kick him over- and then i'd laugh at him fall
Silly little Gordo, just be yourself
I'd put wood on his head, and he'd just be a shelf
He'd do funny little dances but that's irrelevant
At the beach Gordo got attacked by pelicans
He had a girlfriend once, but she was an ogre
It didn't last long cause he couldn't fuck her sober
Gordo had a problem, Gordo wet the bed
So i'd make him wear diapers on his ass and his head
He'd have to clean up his own cage himself
And if he lost a little weight he'd be a keebler elf
He'd really be something, my mangled little munchkin
Plus his head would be larger then any big pumpkin
This perfect little fool would make a perfect footstool
Sometimes I'd kick him in his head and say "bitch be cool"
I'd have a great life, I'd be happy I know
If I only owned a little pet midget named Gordo

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How fucked up is it that he has forced 2 children cursed with his genetics into this world

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Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.

I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

based

yeah

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>expect a knock on the door
So cute, he thinks everyone lives in britbong.

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Warwick posting was pretty low popularity, I fully expect a complete renaissance of that shitposting. It will be fun

Hahahahahaha he really doesn't get it. I guess normies are on such a stale level of humour. I like warwick but i always enjoy Warwick poster user.

Warwick user smashes it

>Implying the CIA/FBI give a shit about an unanswered tweet and email from a has-been

Beautiful

>warwick have touched and lick a pussy and you havent
fuck

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>touch
Good
>lick
Bad

warwick's a midget baby lmao

What a strange relationship they have with us

kek

I have nothing against the guy, but having children knowing that they will inherit your genetic fuckery is straight out selfish and even cruel.
Imagine being a turbomidget because your deformet dad just fucking had to have kids.

I have literally not laughed this hard for so long. Whoever made this pasta is very good with words.

Possibly different people. The starvation one (which I made) is much more recent than the kick and midge torture ones.

why do we hate him so much bros?

smug

Who?

He sounds a little upset. He shouldn't have such a short fuse.

trash

He's not tall enough.

That was the best, do you read any books?
How do I get so good with words like that?

youtu.be/PIg4uM8zLFc

Willow is a pretty great movie

Dubs were wasted on this crap.
Also, it's sad as fuck but for real if you're in the UK and aren't using a VPN you might actually get a visit from the police over this. They have a hard on for that hatespeech shit, and telling someone you're going to kill them is plenty of ammo.

I saw Warwick Davis at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and fantasize about kicking the shit out of his midget ass or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my knees. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him report me to the thought police as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like five fun-sized Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Little fella, where are your parents?” At first he kept pretending to be a real person and not a grotesque genetic mistake, but eventually turned back around and lugged them to the counter.

When she took one look at his hideous visage and started screaming multiple times, he stopped her and told her to calm down and that “he was the star of Willow,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a movie. After she came to terms with the situation and put the bars in the bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by asking her to place them on the ground for him really loudly.

>might as well be a dragon
fucking lost

Based mastermind user

I want to watch this movie.

I want to kick warwick davis in the head

10/10 would read and laugh again

Keep in mind I did make a few errors the first time it was posted, like "Make him stick thin" was "Make my stick thin". If I'm articulate, I can't really point to anything specific. Probably years of using the internet and looking at academic content I'm genuinely interested in (like history).

What's the context? I browse Yea Forums every day for 10 years and have literally never seen a Warwick Davis thread before. I have never seen that copypasta posted before

How did he find out about this copypasta, and is this the first thing people have heard about him threatening the website?

are the feds /ourguys/?

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Wait, what's this about?

Wow you must be a sad cunt to do this. Warwick Davis is a cool guy, why the fuck would you hate on him? He's got this quiz show on ITV called Tenable that I like watching sometimes. And he's just an all around cool guy.

You really are fucking pathetic. I'm guessing you're jealous that he's actually made something of himself while you're a nobody?

fucking kek

>Lurk Moar

Imagine being so pathetic that you get mad that a short guy is more successful than you. Lmao.

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sent xD

midge

>seething with rage because a short guy is more successful than you
Lmao.

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;)

>it's real

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Damn he can't even hide his ethno-religious heritage

>vanilla shitposting
>"seething"

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Can someone give me a quick rundown on this

Que viens-tu de baragouiner à mon sujet, jeune paltoquet ? Sache que je fus le mousquetaire préféré de Sa Majesté, j'ai conduit de nombreux assauts sur les adorateurs de Calvin et j'ai estourbi plus de 300 chiens galeux de ta sorte. Je suis prompt à occire tous les hérétiques, et suis le meilleur arquebusier de toute la chrétienté. Tu n'es rien que de la panse de chien galeux pour moi. Je vais t'anéantir avec un zèle que le genre humain ignore encore, rappelle-toi ces satanés mots. Pensais-tu qu'une échappade furtive suffirait à me couper les bras ? Médite cela, foutriquet. Alors que nous parlons, j'informe mes correspondants dans tous les régiments de dragons qui peuplent la terre natale, et ton nom de baptême circule de bouche en bouche dans les plus sombres tavernes du royaume, si bien que tu ferais mieux de faire tes prières devant le sort infâme qui t'attend, sac à purin. Le sort qui anéantira le sale je ne sais quoi que tu appelles, avec outrecuidance, ta vie. Tu es déjà décédé, foutredieu. Je puis apparaître partout, n'importe quand, pour t'occire de sept cent manières différentes, sans même daigner enlever mes gants. Mortecouille, je suis plus qu'aguerri à couper les jarrets des marauds comme toi, et j'ai de surcroît tous les canons du royaume de France à ma disposition, et j'en ferai bon usage pour pulvériser ta carcasse de renégat et en débarrasser la couronne de France, nom d'un chien. Si seulement tu savais quelle divine rétribution ton petit commentaire de jean-foutre allait faire choir sur tes abattis, peut-être aurais-tu tourné sept fois la langue dans ton misérable gosier. Mais tu ne le pus, tu ne le fis, et tu en recueilles à présent l'effroyable moisson, triple buse. La fureur du ciel va pleuvoir sur ton enveloppe terrestre, et tu t'y noieras sans échappatoire. Tu vas rejoindre le Père Eternel, cornichon.

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Yes.

Probably because nobody could squish Nicki Minaj to death with their boot.

They keep us alive, so yes. Just don't be a terrorist or a pedo. Then they'll smack your shit real fast.

>his jaw a mangled mess of bones
I thought he was a normal dwarf, not a Frederick Brennan style glass dwarf

>I saw Warwick Davis at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday.
What the fuck were you staring at the floor tiles for?

>being this mad at copypasta

Dumb reditor why do you come here lol

>why do we hate him so much bros?
Nobody does, but he made the mistake of revealing that he lurks here and he takes shitposts seriously.

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God i hope he wins and shuts down this stupid board forever. I'm sick of looking at capeshit threads and box office threads and twitter screencap threads and have sex posts. Fuck this stupid board.

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He seems like a bit if a prick but tenable is comfy as fuck.

OK TV name the top ten warrick davis torture methods.

Think of the gooey mush you could reduce Warwick to simply with the swat of a hand. No different from crushing a bug

have sex

Fuck you tranny

Marry me

Hi Warwick!

Poor lil fella

If he acknowledges that it was a joke, it means he has to acknowledge that he himself is a joke, so now its serious business. I mean, how funny would the copy pasta be if it was say, about literally anyone of normal stature. The joke is that he's fucking tiny, so there is no joke, only legal threats at a strawman.

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We're theirs.

Based

I played a halfling on the set of Willow. I wasn't in any major scenes - I was kept around solely for this Warwick's perverted pleasure. After every scene he was in, he would come to the dressing room and demand that I "heal him up" - his God for annilingus. It was dreadful.

I remember one time he dragged me and another extra into the Tir Asleen set and forced us to give him a "Magician's surprise" while dressed in blackface, all while he screamed out "Lick it, " and "Bunnies, love dust this rectum".

To this day, I come out in cold sweats whenever I see Willow threads.

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how do people know this?

london?

It is known

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I have no idea what this is all about. Can I get a basic gestalt?

>seething with rage because a short guy is more successful than you
Lmao.

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Well, the short version;

>2007/2008 - Yea Forums was safe haven for pedos to dump their CP
>moot was drowning in subpoenas to obtain IPs. sometimes as many as 100 a day
>FBI seriously started considering going after moot for "hosting illegal material"
>moot was given the choice between handing over access to Yea Forums servers to FBI, as well as mod powers on Yea Forums, or go to prison for hosting CP
>mod powers given to FBI exclusively on Yea Forums, which is why after 2008 the only thing being deleted was CP

We know since it leaked from the mod IRC around 2008. moot was fucking pissed since he had been served with a gag order and had only confided with one or two mods he trusted.

Please post logs where they say this
Have been hearing this for years

Not wise to show your power level around the parts.

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Don't listen to people like without having valid source

All my PAST, PRESENT and FUTURE comments are all fiction and meant as irony. I disown all my fiction.

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based paranoid poster

Seconding. One would hope the CIAbros already realize this.

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Well from his perspective that little island must seem like a whole planet.

I don't have it since it was more than 10 fucking years ago, but if you search long enough I'm sure you'll find screencaps somewhere, if they didn't scrap it.
Anyone who were around Yea Forums during that time either saw the logs themselves, or were in the dozens of threads where they were discussed.

It was a strange time. moot was being summoned to court and anons posted court transcripts. Then a few weeks later. poof. moot was suddenly of no interest to US law enforcement any longer, and suddenly every volunteer mod on Yea Forums lost their powers, and ever since then not a single volunteer has been allowed to mod on Yea Forums. Every year applications for every board was accepted, except Yea Forums.

Even without the transcripts, you don't have to make a logical leap to understand what happened behind the curtain.

You have no power, CIA niggers. You could have stopped the shooting in New Zealand, but you let it happen.
Now nothing will stop me from pushing the card stand down

He could easily get even American posters in trouble. He has done movies there so definitely has an agent or lawyer in the USA.
Maybe not criminally, but a civil lawsuit over the disgusting crap that gets posted here is long overdue.
Remember when JLaw brought this board to its knees? Well, Mr. Davis can do the same!

>brought this board to its knees
I'd still tower over him.

have sex

>all these newfies

I thought there's a 50/50 chance they'd be normal. Like the Little People Big World midgets had two normal kids and one midget.