The Sopranos

I just finished this, extremely late to the party.
No one seriously thinks he didn't die, do they?

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Jamal punched his lights out

I think it doesn't matter if he does or not. The overall game goes on regardless of Tony dying

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>makes it a point to remind us that nobody sees it coming
>it ends mid scene
He's dead and it makes it so much better because it's a clear sign of a changing time. The good days are gone and the bad days are here. We will always have Tony.

How would he die? Nobody had a gun there. I didn't hear a clck, chk-chk or even a crk-ck-ck.

The guy in the members only jacket had a bathroom stashed away in the bathroom

Interesting take, hadn't thought about it like that. I simply thought of death from the jump, given both how they'd portrayed Gerry's death and the conversation that Bobby and Tony had on the lake.

Fat guy eating greasy onionrings, it was a heart attack. Listen to his breathing for christ sake

CHRIS: then the girl calls him onii-chan. that means he's her brother, right?

PAULIE: the girl's bangin her brother?
SILVIO: naww
TONY: who's bangin her brother
PAULIE: girl in chrissy's comic book
SILVIO: it's a manga, and he ain't her brother. it's a honorific

TONY: lemme look at that
SILVIO: wrong way, tone. ya read it back to front, right to left
TONY: right to left, up is down, this broad's bangin her brother *chuckles* the fuck is wrong with japan

PAULIE: *points with cig* whys the guy's nose bleedin
SILVIO: *shrugs* artistic shorthand. means he's pitchin a tent
ALL: OHHHHHH

TONY: you got more of these chrissy
CHRIS: i got one where a girl's head gets cut off. girl grows a new head, head grows a new girl
TONY: what the fuck
CHRIS: hand on the fuckin bible tone
PAULIE: ehhhh. that's unhealthy
SILVIO: it's tomie

FURIO: in italy we do not read these things

CARMELA: what is that
TONY: crazy comic book. from Japan
CARM: ugh. looks like the smut ya son watches on that laptop computer
TONY: ohh, he's MY son when he's watchin hentai?

>absolute brainlets playing into the krude kike kopout that was the shitpranos ending

It didn't happen in the show, so it didn't happen.

I don't think Chase would've literally recreated the Godfather scene like that. That was just a hint.

Seems like wishful thinking honestly

Post the election one

the audience dies therefore all characters die

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This entire scene was lifted from the Godfather

Morning after the election
Tony KLUMPS into the bing back office
Christopher is playing pool, Paulie and Sil are watching the victory speech
>Paulie: I knew that cocksucker would win, I called it.
>Chrissy: You didn't call shit, you can't even vote.
>Paulie: Oh yea? Who'd you vote for?
>Christopher: None of your business.
>Paulie: I bet you voted for Hillary. She got most of the fag vote hehe.
Sil chuckles as he peels apart a grapefruit.
>Christopher: Fuck you Paulie.
>Paulie: Hey Ton', you hear what I said? I said Chrissy voted for Hillary, she got most of the fag vote hehe.
Tony's mouth is so full of bacon egg and cheese that he can barely breath.
>Paulie: Who'd you vote for, Sil?
>Sil: Ah I didn't vote. The jews pick it months in advance. Hesh told me.
Tony swallows half of the entire sandwich in one bite.
>Christopher: The whole thing is a scam, it don't matter anyways.
Tony turns red with anger.
>Tony: You don't think it's important to vote?
>Christopher: I didn't say that, I just think it don't matter.
Tony is outraged
>Tony: It don't matter? Audie Murphy don't matter? What he fought for?
>Christopher: Audie Murphy? Who the fuck is Audie Murphy?
>Tony: Audie Murphy! The lil' guy, killed like a hundred germans in World War 2! Ah what the fuck.
>Christopher: I'm sorry Ton'.
>Tony: Oh stop it with the sorries.
Bobby comes in the door and drops another breakfast sandwich on Tony's desk. He sits next to Paulie on the couch.
The news reviews the election and Trump's victory, newscaster practically crying.
>Bobby: You know, Quasimodo predicted this.

of course it was a reference but why would the guy need to actually plant the gun if he wasn't having dinner with a mobster and a police officer like in the film? he could've just had it on him the entire time. he just walked into the restroom to remind the viewer that was tony's favorite scene and he was coming from 3 'o clock

>Did I shay anything?

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He was coming from 4-5 o'clock
3 would be tony's immediate right, the bathroom is behind him a little

did tony have a 3 'o clock experience? brainlet asking here

There is at least that one strong hint that Tony will be shot: That guy entering the bathroom could be a nod to the Godfather scene where there's a pistol stashed away in the toilet cistern.

That scene had been mentioned as his favorite, I think by AJ

>you are now aware that Tony Sirico, the guy who played Paulie is going senile

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;(

He didnt die
He didnt live
The ending was made specifically for questions like the ones you are asking.
Thats all it is, there no deeper meaning.

My personal theory is that he wanted to kill Tony to resolve the series but couldnt commit to shutting out possible reboots.

Heartbreaking

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finally someone who isn't a complete brainlet

Chase specifically left us with this in mind:
>Carlo will testify and Tony will be indicted; he is going to prison for 20+ years (this is a given)
>then the ending is ambiguous -- did he get shot or not? He might have been

so what does that leave the viewer with? Tony is fucked no matter what, his family is fucked no matter what, it was all for nothing -- he got shot or goes to jail, all his cousins and friends are dead, June doesn't even recognize him anymore, no one remains. Every single mob wife was left with financial problems (Ginny Sack, Rosalie Aprile, Angie Bonspensiero etc) so Carmella will be too

the ending is much more depressing than anyone gives credit for

I don't think it matters if he died. The point is that he is going to be living on the edge from now on. Pretty much powerless and looking around every corner knowing that any second his life could be over.

Maybe he died in that scene, maybe be didn't. Regardless, he is no longer "living" his life.

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Quality posts

i work hard all day and when i come home i want a little smoked turkey
IS THAT TO MUCH TO FUCKIN ASK FOR?

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>thinking it matters rather tony dies or not
what a sad way to think

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>that chin
>thinking he can have disdain for anything

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It's a statue, it can't think anything

Tony set up an offshore account for here with plenty of money

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