Italian tv

Thats...thats not how it works user

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>elbow too pointy 2/10

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who dis?

Godlike post user

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>doesnt know how to reverse image search

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Carlo is getting darker for some reason.

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What exactly did he mean by this?

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What mean things are they saying to my Miriamfu?

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I was going to post the shop where they turned him white again but it said it was a "corrupted file", doomsday clock has been set back a couple of minutes

>they got away with this

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>you will never wake up to this smile telling you "good morning user"

> Italian Tv
> Not one post about Ciao Darwin

>DUBS

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Anyone have the webm of the two men and 10/10 bikini girl standing watching a very large fat man eat spaghetti

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Sidepussy is my favourite fashion trend.

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>russian tv

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so lonely

END IT END IT END IT END IT END IT END IT END IT END IT END IT END IT END IT END IT
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I HAVE A GIRL LIKE THIS
THIS DAMNED SITE IS THE CHAIN KEEPING ME TIED DOWN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Some serious magic up in this thread

Also when are we finally going to reach the point where women just wear transparent clothing? Like they're still technically covered up, but you can see everything on display? Feels like we can't be far off that point now.

Ashkenazi blood, all Italians have it

>Like they're still technically covered up, but you can see everything on display?
when men are forced to not look at women without the fear of total kill

>pink nips
niiiiice

HOLY FUCK this is amazing. Any moar of this lewdness?

>italian class in school at 14-ish
>teacher puts in a movie about school life
>nudity and hairy armpits everywhere
Good times.

context?

that's the chick from spin city

do you even want to see most women dressed like that?

he is still young, he can't handle a good, sophisticated braaap yet.

>WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I HAVE A GIRL LIKE THIS
You need an attitude like this guy.
youtube.com/watch?v=cEzuWRI8hko

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Reminder: this woman has a husband and the husband is ok with his wife doing this

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Ironic since she used to date the most popular "far-right" candidate since Duce

Honestly I think this looks more cute than erotic.

I guess Salò wasnt that far fetched after all

*blocks your Deutsch Reich path*

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Sometimes pussies are really cute.

>Imagine the sme

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Of what?

youtube.com/watch?v=FmxnOv90F10&list=FLzGWfxN1HIuA1UDHjGzpidw&index=23&t=0s

Pussy grool entrentched in thick pubes on a hot sunny day

And they say white people can't dance.

Mediterraneans and Northern Europeans are fairly different cultures

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Did you not see the pics? They shaved

> when you realize they put on air pedobait for 40+ men in the first hours of the afternoon

let me wake up from this nightmare

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I love that the central conceit of that game was
>If you wake up your dad you're going to be beaten, everyone knows that

user, you need help

>he doesnt know

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How the fuck are her nips so pink?

>She is of Afro-Barbadian, Afro-Guyanese, and Irish descent

She's second generation halfie

she is white, whats the problem user?

Doing what?

I want her to lock my head between her thighs and pop it like a melon

giv

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Ukrainian actually. Lidiya Krasnorujeva is her name

based gopnik

Nipple bleaching, lots of asians do it too.

nice

You can't have a bitch like that because your single mother raised you to be a subservient beta bitch to women that will forever put bitches up on a pedestal because you think they're better than you are. They're not.

NO BITCH wants a dude, like you, that would post some whiny beta "woe is me" shit like you posted. Not a single one. You're as bad as a 14 year old girl mewing over Bieber.

Step 1, MAN THE FUCK UP. Work on that for awhile. Or just kys and be done with it.

I see pusy

The men are very famous TV presenters, and the fat guy is basically a tv lolcow, even though I think he's pretty aware of his status. I didn't watch that particular episode but Ciao Darwin is a cringy, but sometimes decently funny program where whacky shit happens. So yeah I would like to know the actual context too.

>MAN THE FUCK UP says the NEET

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>No goy! DON'T be a MAN!!! BE a fawning beta PUSSY!
Fuck you kike.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is some fucking girlfriend simulator type shit FFFFFUUUUCKKK

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Lou Reed looks concerned

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>italian tv

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>This is an attractive girl for americans
Yikes

>Getaloadofthisguy.png

please user, i can't handle feels of this magnitude

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Post an attractive girl

wait, not brazilian tv?
or at least argentinian tv???
what a shame...
well, at least no british tv

>Italy has Talent
she went on to win that season as well

She's hot but what's the punchline?

È LUI O NON È LUI?

saudi money whore

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>the webm I made years ago is still going around
lmao

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>trying to take credit for something on an anonymous imageboard
wow can i have your autograph mr.user?

>this woman has a husband and the husband is ok with his wife doing this
She is Salvini's ex gf

youtube.com/watch?v=rubmI7xw_Y0

That's Spanish, I'd recognise Belen Esteban's ugly face anywhere.

>not posting the kino one
youtube.com/watch?v=zTTo3Q_35LY

>brazilian
misshapen plastic abominations with grotesque body proportions

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Yes, they are natural

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gross, why did you have to post a nigger

Have you tried:

- working out
- getting your hair cut professionally
- getting clothes that suit you
- eating well
- having friends
- socialising
- using serious dating websites
- dating women
????

HAVE YOU?

>an italian has green eyes
>people go nuts because it's so rare

lmao

have you tried NOT shitposting all day every day?

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>brazilian tv
Only a good thing every once in a while
>argentinian tv
Already cucked with barely anything good

HAVE SEX

reminder that brazilians are obsessed with trannies. they're the ones endlessly calling everyone trannies

I've saw a pic that said "japanese porn is fucking insane" and immediately i thought to myself "well, brazilian porn is just unnecessary" have you seen that shit?

This is attractive for everyone with eyes.

Or maybe, you know, she's just cute

It is Ciao Darwin
The top of the trash, and Bonolis (the host) transform shit in gold.
youtube.com/watch?v=rZGQRVe7FUg

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BLYAT!

>Gypsy
>white
stop

it is rare in the south of italy, not in the north. although she is from sicily and that dark-red hair look is quite well known in sicily it's very specific to the island but not common

It is more common in central Italy and in Sicily than in North-west (maybe not in North-east, due the migration of slavs there is more common).
Retard.

HNNNNGGGGGGGG
HOLY SHIT HOW IS THIS ALLOWED

Fucking Telecinco garbage

Did someone ask for milkers?
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MAMMA MAMMA INDEED
GOD I WISH I WAS HER BAMBINO

Hey thats something bulgari, shame she quit porn.

>be italian
>wake up at 7am
>watch morning news
>the anchor is dressed like this

What the fuck is italians problem?

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>wake up at 7am
not likely

If you dont like it, get out! I personally see no problem giova, da dove sei?

yall guys mind if i scream

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>tfw asian with a thing for light eyes
how do i deal with this feel brehs

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omfg the one on far right

ann, not into bestiality pron

6'10 here, idk

simple, just date outside your race

feminist fish vag detected

Italians are not white

>Lidiya Krasnorujeva
> not a pornstar

god fucking dammnit all

>What the fuck is italians problem?

How is it Italians problem that you are a faggot?

Obviously. How else would theybproduce such fine specimen?

You think she would've waxed knowing she was gonna show that.

makes it even hotter

*ahem*

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and then you smell the morning breath and cannot look at her the same way again

my ex-gf is Italian, she is raising my bastard son somewhere in Sicily, good times

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Being a submissive beta pussy is exactly what a feminist fish vag would want. They also love whiteknighting beta faggots, like you.

kys

>this thread
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>MAN THE FUCK UP
im trying, but its awfully hard to steer

((()))

based

he asked

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È lui o non è lui?

So you should answer him to get over it and not miscegenate because of his fetishes.

I think you've got the homosexuals northcuck.

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CERRRTO CHE È (You)

Mamma mia

>i warned them, but they didn't listen

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not sure i believe you, need to take a closer look here

Italy is fucking amazing if you're filthy rich, not so much if you arent.

ITALIAN PRIDE WORLDWIDE

The irony of your projections levels is unprecedented.

trying too hard user

What if I dont have a sense of smell?

Issa spaghetti taime!!!

I want to FUGG that woman

name?

that applies for any country

ja stefano

Anyone else watching Il Mostro at channel 2?

cazzo ou

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>il mostro
>911 dubs
Fucking lol, toasting an epic bread

more

Miriam Leone
youtube.com/watch?v=_6fPrbOV0NU

Italian girls are as hot as Jews but 100% Christian. Best girls ever.

Brigitta Bulgari

can someone post the webm of italian tv with a perfect 10/10 getting a haircut? im on my laptop and i dont have it anymore

lol the retards responding to this as if he's actually asking/confused why he can't have a girl

thanks bro

user, I think you might be gay.

Yeah thats her. I think she got convicted of being a pedo or something

based "just b urself" poster

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Savonarola was right all along

Based "lacks reading comprehension" poster.

Posting the only italian waifu that matters

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women are so cute when they don't have heels. imagine how she'd dress if she was american

God, Imagine slapping your face with those milkers. I need more of her.

Girls already dress like that to clubs near me.
I was working retail once and some turbo-slut came in wearing just a see-thru, cut-off top and I tried to avert my gaze. She noticed I was a bit uncomfortable so she shook those things in my face and so I bent forward a bit for a few minutes so the children in the fuckin store couldn't see my hardon.

Imagine being an attractive roastie. Literal life on easy mode.

God I want to die.

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You are not the only one, but we must resist to see what fate will pull.

>I-I was only joking guise

Damn, you really are retarded. How're you enjoying the internet?

>American tv

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SAUCE
PLZ

>British tv

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Haahaha wtf, whats the context?

>Swedish tv

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Why are you posting arabs?

Why does Aisha Muhudin look so much like Jay Bauman?

every country but Italy is just dog shit

Those arab genes though

Seething

This is why you should mock those that watch TV. It's cancer no matter what nation it's in.

read the filename

Im watching TV and its fucking great

>Seething
lol

>not watching Saturday night fever for nostalgia

That's why they are pretty.

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I should have been born female. It's not fair.

>changing history to whatever fits your agenda
im sure this wont backfire

kys and try again.

Хopoшo

Its alright user, youll grow up into the world, not the other way round

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>tfw italian man but ugly
why couldn't i have been northern italian? i look like a goblin thanks to my shitty southern genes

alright, who?

ONE shot at life and instead of becoming a swaggering don pepe in sick milano fashion, you turned out a mutt

Now this just isn't fair.
No one should be allowed to be this beautiful.

>tfw half italian
>tfw think of sex 24/7

Can confirm, we're fucking animals.

>dude just have sex

same test lvl

do euros still watch broadcast TV or is everyone moving to online streaming like the US is?
seems no one in the US under 50 watches regular TV anymore, not that that's a bad thing

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youtu.be/3IzlAoWiqs0

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It looks like they ran out of drugs at the spastics' home.

dudes name?

Veneto here.

Italy is a very old and extremely nostalgic country, it takes us a long long time to adapt to new technologies, mainly because the average age is way too high. Most people still watch TV but everything is aimed for old people audiences since that's what we have, just some old, bitter and nostalgic people.
If you show Netflix to a 40/50 years old his brain just stops working for a couple of minutes, it's like showing a tv to someone who lived 2000 years ago.

She cute.

Dude I'm from germany and even my 60yo parents have a Netflix account they use on the regular.

for once, someone talks about true kino on Yea Forums

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Oh I'm sure they do, but you know, not in Italy, that's pretty much impossible

grazie signore

can totally agree with this

zoomers basically dont watch TV anymore
only old people watch them
t. guy who live in lombardy

>t. guy who live in lombardy
that kingdom has a nice colour

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classic gif,had to post

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SEARCH FOR: "COLPO GROSSO"

and thank me later

I need a woman like that. I'm just lacking the mansion on a cliff, overlooking the Mediterranean Sea

t.northern italian

I have never seen a terrone not get laid with hot women everywhere

now for some youtube kino
youtu.be/RysasbdnZvM

For historic purposes, I think this is the first and longest thread that has come out of Cosenza, at least on Yea Forums

Except that a bunch of week ago they hurt a person pretty badly and now the show first is in hiatus and the production is going to go in front of a judge.

Is really a shitty show.

>If you show Netflix to a 40/50 years old his brain just stops working for a couple of minutes
Absolutely spot on, I told my parents they could use my Prime Video account to watch anything whenever they want and they just wouldn't hear of it. Like some sort of cognitive dissonance short-circuit

When I went to Italy Guy Fieri was on tv 24/7

Elena Santarelli

Yes, i have.

Hosting a tv show? I dont understand what you are upset by

>thread still up

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Aisha is the only normal one there

>thumbnail looks like shes looking up
>open image
>staring right at me

what the fuck

I was hoping to god someone posted this video in this thread bless you bro

WHO ELSE HERE /LEVELINEEEEEEEEEE/?
that's light eyes for you

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I have a plane at 5AM to go back home to my gf yet I'm sitting here with diarrhea at 2AM
porco de dio stracan

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Yes and none of it works so return to my mummy gf who's actually my mummy

I hope you miss your flight normie.

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Ooooh marone

IMAGINE THE SMELL

This thread is based here have a boob
Sadly not my mums but oc of anons gf
MUMMY
Boobie
My mum smells nice

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thanks for nuking the thread
faggot

here's something for you fag
I unironically wunna touch his man boobs haha imagine the milk

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no-

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>italian
>wake up at 7am

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jesus c-hrist

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>*fills your face with ziti and wipes off your face*
babushka

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Why no Ciao Darwin yet

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>stubble
DROPPED

Italian bulkymummyfu

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So it's basically Mexican TV.

how the fuck can *nglos even compete

>implying she'd lower herself to speaking english

how is this okay? Someone please justify this

Now THAT is some quality fuckin television

Thank god

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Thank god no.
Imagine being put in the same bucket of Anglos, Germans, north "celts" and Slavshit.
Horrifying.

The other way around in case. But is more fertile crescent. See many Syrians, same thing.

She looks like a far better version of Kristen Stewart..

i love how these italian shows are just not-so-subtle jerk off material for men, imagine trying this shit in the current year in the USA

This type of eyes are actually very italian. Especially in the center.

everything about this webm is completely surreal

sauce

>Miriam Leone
she is a southerner

Her MFC shows are something I tell you that

Holy shit this thread is still up?

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nah stubble is terrible

Pizza pasta here
Television was my main and only outlet for sexual relieve back in the late 90s to early 2000s, god bless the internet

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I fucking love this country

I want to rape her and live out my dream of fucking Steve Jansen.

Their language is the exact same.

Source or more?

quintessentially british

who the fuck is this my dick demands it

>italian
>wake up at 7am
I wish

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>da dove sei
*di dove sei
o da dove vieni

Lucy cat

Tacky AF.

You should avoid USA propaganda.

>using dating websites
if you have use dating websites you've already lost

also requesting this god tier webm

i want to find love in italy

What are some good places in Italy to visit? I've always wanted to go but I want to avoid Rome since I hear its a horrible tourist trap that you get sick of after a few days.

>using firefox
>2019

>razor shave

Is she stupid or something?

>thread still up
I guess moderation doesnt exist on Yea Forums. I wonder if the discord is filled with jaded burnouts

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...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Glad it's not just me. I thought it sounded just like spanish except some sort of upper class accent.

What discord? I dont think theres an italian discord

Mods/Admins and janitors use them for comm

>watch italian cops show
>chief of the police appears on screen

WTF italians? How am I supposed to take this shit seriously?

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Moooo

if it's dubs i'm dumpin

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better luck next time pals

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