Kinos about daughters

check'd

either go all the way or go home. lame ending.

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my ex scores 130 wtf

was she a ho? She really didn't do anything from 1 to 8 tho

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>Anal is 1st base

What is third base lads?

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>And 30 nukes for "Oreh-gon"? Does that not seem excessive for what appears to be nothing but a small economic outpost of the Pacific Northwest? Will a-all due respect, Chairman

what's this meme?

Missionary sex for the purpose of procreation, ending in cuddles.

The girl at the top is kino. Her yt channel is fucking amazing

>Sorority girls
Not even once. They're are as brain dead, slutty, and boring in the sack as the movies make them out to be.

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>because our agents on the transiberian yak lassoing board emphatically requested it

Who else are you supposed to fuck in college then?

Sentient beings

ebin

>raw or it doesn't count
>safe sex +5

hmm

she never slept with a new guy? nor someone taller nor shorter nor equal to 6'?

>Sneed + Rally

So fuck a dude. All chicks are all the same, and if you believe differently, they tricked you. It's an act you fell for.

your milf professors

I'm not gay champ, guys don't do it for me.

MAYBE I WILL

>Women in charge of logic

other men

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have sex

link?

>make him cry
>25 points
EVIIIL

>thinking condoms are the only way to be safe

fucking kys brainlet

>tfw 5'11

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youtube.com/channel/UCoC47do520os_4DBMEFGg4A

they don't' allow certain girls in sororities

find them

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>what are STDs
tell me the other ways, tyrone

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Depends on your preference, if you're into casual sex then sure you can slam sorority girls all you want. Otherwise most girls are relatively chill.

Cringe

Reminder that women can't actually gauge how big a cock is.

quality b8

American women lmao, jesus christ. No thanks!

I fucking hate this degeneracy

You can tell a fat white woman designed this

This, my gf thinks mine is 20cm

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?

>it's a reddit fag comes to Yea Forums and calls everyone reddit episode

you may not reply to dubs that way
let alone trips
kill yourself NOW

>kinos about daughters

Only one worth your time.

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>judging all women based off the actions of some half ironic sorority

Also why is it only gross when women do stuff like this and based when men do?

But go ahead call me a roastie, cuck, or dischord tranny. All I know is I'm fucking my wife tonight and you're jerkin it to anime porn

lol I'm literally only 6" and my gf says 8"

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don't worry, they can't tell the difference

Key that unlock many locks is a master key

>based when men do?
It's not based. Have you missed the mocking that "chad" men get?

>why are there no good men in the world?

because getting laid as a man takes some minimal skill

So she's basically like that Russian 4k guy. I'm down.

how do I sign up for the hoelympics

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>guy who pretends he's been on Yea Forums for more than a month misuses shitty meaningless buzzwords trying to fit in

>Yea Forums(nel)
>buzzwords
why don't you leave with him?

>have 6'' pencil dick
>hear gf drunkenly tell her friends it's big last year

What a dummy, she has no clue.

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>Hoelympics
>Hoe
It's "ho" you fucking retards

>tfw I've also heard girls saying some of my buddies have small dicks when I know they're hung

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THE HARDWOOD FLOOR LINE IS PRETTY GOOD

ITS CALLED BEING PUSSYWHIPPED, BETA WHITEKNIGHTS PREEMPTIVELY DOORMAT THEMSELVES IN DIM HOPES OF HAVING SEX, BAD SEX

Transaction with Neymar has ended.

Fucking this.

Whats the deal with her? I've seen her face a couple of times, has she done anything memeworthy?

>Underrated

doesn't she also have a show on chink tv?

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Highschoolers you faggot

Girls are quick to say their exes have small dicks, and size queens are size queens.

>the virgin hoelympics
>the chad pussy palace

These are girls who have been abused or have horrible relationships with their fathers. Just make sure you end up w a girl who loves her dad and that he was around when she was growing up.

This was 100% written by a fat bitch. She secretly knows that no self-respecting man would even pity fuck her. So her plan has evolved. Her futile attempts to seduce men have failed miserably - She must now destroy the chastity and reputation of every woman in her social circle thereby resulting in a precipitous drop in their sexual market value and giving her SMV a commensurate rise. There is a fatal flaw in her logic; fat bitches are disgusting as is their lack of self-control and men will not fuck them even if they are surrounded by degenerate whores. Try again fatty

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>mfw this whole (hole) thread
Punished volcel

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>He thinks it's not easy for literally any deformed woman to find someone to fuck
user, do you realize how many thirsty fucks there are out there? All a woman has to do is shout "I want sex" and no matter how ugly, fat etc she is, she'll find someone at least semi-attractive to fuck her.

It all started going downhill when we gave them the vote.

>And then for no reason whatsoever men started hating women.

She's scraping the bottom of the barrel. Dregs don't lead one to self-fulfillment.

Paper Moon
imdb.com/title/tt0070510/?ref_=ttfc_fc_tt

Father of the Bride + 1950 Version
imdb.com/title/tt0101862/?ref_=ttcrv_crv_tt

Both are father-daughter kino

It's not even a "rule"

All women are retarded whores

I'm 6"1 but humbly say I'm 5"11 when talking to girls. When they pull this minimum 6" shit I always say that guys want girls over 5"8 just to spite womanlets.

Fuck em

>6 Raw or it doesn't count
>7 Anal is 1st base
>9 Swallow
>27 Safe sex

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based

>

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Based Chad sticking up for the little guys

Does anyone actually not do it raw?
I'm more afraid of knocking up a girl who wants to trap me than getting HIV, but I've never wrapped my dick for sex and it just feels like it would be dumb doing it, like "hold up let me interrupt getting you wet and horny so I can sit back and fuck around trying to open this foil and slide this smelly rubber over my dick"

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>dildos in the back
Clearly she doesn't get much.

Condoms suck but the child support sucks harder
One time I banged some fat girl raw and she made me buy plan B, that shit was $40 and I felt so cucked

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What do you use then? IUDs, pills or just old fashioned pulling out?

ayoooo wut up tyrone

Its actually harder to get a girl pregnant than not get her pregnant, the egg is only good for a day and sperm for 3 days inside the woman

>raw or it doesn't count
>safe sex
nani the fuck

If i had a daughter this would scare the ever loving shit out of me.

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Both are just a form of negging by

>tfw 6'2 closer to 6'3 and havent had sex in two years

Being tall doesnt make you an instant chick magnet.

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times like this im glad that at least men find me attractive, being gay doesn't seem so bad anons...

>tfw never having kids

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