Everyone adresses them as dragons

This shit again... There's no fixed definition of what a dragon or wyvern is. Some early depictions of wyverns would have four legs, some would have two (such as the coat of arms of Wessex). Same goes for dragons.

In short: Have sex

when it comes to language the majority is always right.

if a bat had two additional limbs he would be a vampire and you woldnt call him a bat retard

p.s. i have sex on regular basis, checkmate

>being a sperg AND wrong
sucks to be you

Please have sex immediately, dude

>small
>weak
>bipedal
>unintelligent
>cant speak
>cant magic

American '''''dragons''''

wyverns are dragons and look much cooler

unironically this.

Are you a retard idiot?

so vampires have six limbs? Actual retard here fellas

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shit on me for being a centrist but the fact of the matter is that they are not dragons and they are not wyverns

they are jobbers

>everybody calls them namedays when they are actually birthdays.

>using DnD as an encyclopedia
i bet you actually think a real broadsword looks anything like this too

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Never realised until now they don't have any arms. Wtf they look so fucking stupid.

kys

>t. retard
majority of people don't know the difference between crocs and alligators and call allis crocodilles. does it mean they aren' actually alligators?

yes vampires have legs, arms and wings on he back. are you braindead user?

have you tried Having sex?

There's more important question: where the fuck are their dicks?

i know right

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Have sneed

>yes vampires have legs, arms and wings on he back. are you braindead user?
Its angels not vampires, you dumbass

reptiles don't have dicks, they just join their asses

That's fucking lame.

>yes vampires have legs, arms and wings on he back

So I guess pic related's wings are hidden under the cloak then or something? Everyone knows real vampires turn into bats.

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I tried to tell the example how you cant compare drogon to smaug and just found out they made him into a wyvern in the hobbit movies reeeee

based

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Wyverns are a more specific subcategory of dragon. There are dragons with varying numbers of legs, different lengths and body plans, with or without wings, etc. There's no "correct" taxonomy of dragons because they're fucking made up folk creatures.

this same majority doesnt have an opinion on the difference between the two. As far as they are concerned its just some beast.
The majority of people who actually care about gators and crocs are the majority that decides the difference. Then that extends to the general public majority who decides to agree with whatever established science says about gators and crocs.

>A Waltz With Wyverns
autism must suck

>

>REAL vampires
user...

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Reminder that even Gurm himself admits Smaug is the real chad dragon
grrm.livejournal.com/356539.html

its actually vice versa. they are called dragons and are in fact wyverns. Birthdays are much better than namedays who even celebrates that?

>and just found out they made him into a wyvern in the hobbit movies reeeee
there's nothing in mythology indicating dragons have 4 legs and wyverns 2. That's just what some nerd wrote in 1974 for his analog MMORPG fanfiction

Vampires don't have wings unless they change into a bat. Vampires are just human in appearance, the only distinguishable difference being slightly longer canines and pale skin because of absence of sunlight.
No, angels don't necessarily have wings, some have many eyes and some have multiple faces.
Those are harpies and some kind of batlike abomination. Not vampires.

Have sex.

Real dragon coming in

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also alligator originally meant lizard.
So the majority did decide that.

Crocodile meant worm, again a name decided by majority.

Cast him, Yea Forums.

I really liked Cucumberbatch as Smaug, he'd do a nice Grigori too.

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Charles Dance needs to play a fuckin dragon. Enough with the cumbermeme

Now this is some real big dick chad dragon not some viring wyrm

no pic related is actually the Dracula, OG vampire in the story of Van Helsing the most canon source you can find. Please educate yourself before positng so you wont embarass yourself like this again,

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this

No, fuck off.
Resurrect Tony Jay and make him voice act Grigori.

>dragon is able to shapeshift
youtube.com/watch?v=TbwroS0YP54

OG Dracula was a charming, superintelligent and cultured boomer. Not that shitty abomination you just posted.

this
they can be called by the amjority anyway they wont but it wont change the fact they are wrong

ok linguist retard but the situation as is righ now still supports my original claim

*tips*

soul

soulless

Not really.
The historians and scholars within this fictional universe call them dragons so they are dragons.

Not really.
If a shitty hack writer creates a half horse half person hybrid and calls it Pegas that doesnt mean it isnt a centaur

So that’s where skrim got the idea for vampire lords from

Wyverns don't breathe fire though.

Thats exactly what it means.
The skill level of the author wouldnt matter.

They have been snapped off by Dany's rectum.
Rumor is she still shits lava to this day.

youtube.com/watch?v=iGPaqmR9U00
youtube.com/watch?v=lphAh-kfKVg&t=8s

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She calls herself the "mother of dragons" not the "mother of wyverns." Have sex.

>there's nothing in mythology indicating dragons have 4 legs and wyverns 2

read through the dungeons and dragons monster manual then come back and tell me there is no distinction between dragons and wyverns

>mother of "dragons"
>barren
Ebin.

>filmed in Britain
>British actors
>"American"

>read through the dungeons and dragons monster manual
as i said, fanfiction some nerd wrote in his basement on 1974, nothing to do with real life mythology

So is incel just the new cuck?

>real life mythology

???? im like 99.999% sure that whoever originally came up with the characters and concepts of...real life mythology was a grade A certified legit nerd.

Real life mythology was just capeshit.

That's like saying lightsabers are pistols
You have rules for these things and only 90 iq monkeys that watch the show for bright colors don't care about these things

I call them fuckholes.

Understand than no one gives a shit about your autistic D&D rules

This desu

wyrms are the fucking coolest

Unironically this tbhwyfams

They're not real.

have sex

books are american
showrunners are (((american)))

based
all these seething incel replies

I do, with these giant fuckholes.

>usually
always*

>have sex

I just raped ur mom

>everyone adresses them as walkers
>they are in fact zombies
wtf is this autism?

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>Wyverns are species of animal that lives in Sothoryos, kin to dragons, although they do not breathe fire. Wyverns have great leathery wings, "cruel" beaks, and an insatiable hunger. They are more ferocious than dragons, if smaller in size. Wyverns are called "the tyrants of the southern skies", and are one of the reasons why Sothoryos is thinly populated.

Can we ban fucking Ameritards from this board already?
Amount of capeshit would be close to nil and

I always considered wyverns to be a specific type of dragon, so you'd be entirely justified in calling them dragons. I mean, Chinese dragons don't even have wings yet we still call them dragons. Are you going to start bitching about Komodo dragons and bearded dragons too? They're just ordinary lizards!

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Based. SEETH more incel

>unironically linking a 80 posts
have sex

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Why are they all so smug?

>implying most of those are dragons at all

Gj triggering all of these faggots. Who cares you fucking homos?