Be Spider-Man

He wanted to fuck

What are some good stories where the villain tricks the hero in such a manner?

He didn't see an alien magician in Infinity War who might as well shapeshift
Also, he was in the very middle of a bombardment for its whole duration and was shown grabbing the gauntlet in shock when she went up to him

Sound judgement there...

In all of Infinity War his Spider Sense went off once, when there was a huge alien ship several blocks out

ding ding ding kabooga we have winner here hella epic

There was a huge battle going. She asked nicely surrounded by other heroes instead of trying to punch him and grab it.

Debatable.

This tbqh.

She would not let you eat one of her kind .

>t. brain-dead incel
because she just blew up thanos' spaceship and army?

his spider sense also went off when they got attacked by the guardians and in the civil war airport scene

He's lucky she didn't molest him right there

goat

She actually looks a attractive with that dyke haircut

Which part?

USA USA!

When did she learn his name?

vagina

I had the same question when I watched it
>inb4 she blew up the space ship
there is no way he or anyone could see a person's face in the middle of something that appears to be a burning meteorite

she had like 5 years or so

I'm 30 and the thing that still never ceases to amaze me about women is the fact that they have assholes. Isn't that incredible? The asshole is such a crude, unladylike thing, and yet there it is... an asshole. on a female. stinking up the joint.

First thought is Bulma just handing Zarbon the dragon ball because he turned on the charm and claimed to be a hero that was going to fight Frieza

On the one hand he was handsome - on the other hand he was wearing a fucking Frieza army uniform, that probably should have been a red flag for her

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Simple hole in almost every one of your theories: the next movie revolves around Pete immediately trusting MYSTERIO

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You give ger the gauntlet in exchange for hot /ss/ sex.

>Be wakandanigger
>Fight with some ayys
>Tough shit, your nigger friends getting split apart by monsters and dying left and right
>Get dusted
>Wake up 5 years later with half your nigger buddies
>Some white dude tells you theres more aliens and teles you there
>Die five minutes later from a stray ayy missile

seriously wtf. she looked delicious when she was a teenager. then grew up to be super meh. but with that dyke haircut she looks soooooo hot.

She left Earth for those five years.

Which actually is really fateful to the comics. bad writing is iconic in Spider-Man stories

He literally told her

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man this character would have worked so much better if they used an attractive actress with some actual charisma like say Yvonne Strahovski

I miss the days when no one knew who Pete was.

Based on the fact that he was lying on the ground looking up at her fly through the ship that was just pelting raw energy blasts all around him and that she is clearly human.

I didn't watch endgame can someone explain something for me?
>peter parker dies
>5 years pass
>he gets resurrected
Why in the next movie is he still going to highschool and everyone looks the same and it's like nothings changed?

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The unsnapped characters return to the state they were in before they got snapped. It's as simple as that. If he was 16 pre-snap he comes back 16 post snap.

Mebbe them niggas all got dusted.

So did all his friends get snapped as well as him? That seems pretty unlikely it was supposed to be 50% of all life

Yeah, they all of the people in his immediate circle got dusted. A necessary coincidence.
Don't think about it too much.

Spider-man is a teenager without dad. He conventionally trust any dady figure.

I've gotten really good at that since season 8 of GoT. No problemo sir

This is his secret identity so fucking compromised and used as a quip joke that literally EVERYONE knows who he is? That's fucking dangerous, if Mysterio knows who he is that means vulture and scorpion will be too, that means Aunt May is getting gang banged with MJ lynched before he can even react.

what a CUTIE

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Why does everybody and their grandma hate this girl?? I get she said some retarded things, and acted like a fucking sperg in some interviews, but honestly, her occasional cuteness overrides all of that shit.
You can TELL she's not a bad person. Just live and let live ffs.
I'm not a briefag
yes i've had sex

Disney btfo of Sony.

Spider-Man without Marvel's help is pretty much Amazing Spider-Man levels of shit.
The IP needs to go back to Disney. This was Disney reminding Sony who the big boys were

last sentence debatable

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Uuuh because she basically tore apart fucking Thanos' spaceship and everyone on the battlefield saw that?

>In all of Infinity War his Spider Sense was shown going off once, when there was a huge alien ship several blocks out
Ha ha what an embarrassing mistake to make, don't worry though I fixed it for you!

Get that short pixie hair cut lady giving you that look and tells you "got something for me?" I'd have given her anything she asked if there was a chance I'd get to cum on her face later that day