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YO WHAT THE FUCK?

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Why are Tully genes so fucking shit, and how did a Tully cunt sire such a great man like Edmure?

>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”

>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”

>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”

>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.

>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.

>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again

>He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed

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tully genes are okay, the problem is that only males get them
hoster tully was cool
blackfish is based
edmure is rad

catelyn and lysa were absolute fucking mistakes though

What will be the final twist?

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*COUGH*

CHECKEM

*WHEEZE*

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Robert Strong = Undead Mountain
The Faith's Champion = The newly repentant Hound
Valonquar = The "little brother" who will kill Cersei
The Hound = Valonquar
CLEGANEBOWL
FUCKING CONFIRMED
GET HYPE

youtube.com/watch?v=t08RN2yPJik

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T*llies are stark killers

*COUGH COUGH*

CONGR

*WHEEZE* *VOMITS*

CONGRATULATIONS BROTHER *COUGH COUGH*

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AYO CERSIE

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I don't care about anything else, I just want the Cleganebowl to be glorious, bros.

Holy fuck what

C-*COUGH* C-HECKED *COUGH COUGH*

G-GOD TYRION HEL *VOMITS* *HEAVES* *COUGH* ME

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The ending makes sense.

>forgetting about based Blackfish

Jesus Christ she's so cute.

the /choppp/ is coming for cersie leg..

SUBVERTED LOL!

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>Cleganebowl will happen
>The Hound will get BTFO by The Mountain
>Arya will jump in and kill the Mountain in the last moment and save The Hounds life
Will it be based or cringe?

Just like in my Thramsay fanfic

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>getting hyped for cleganebowl when they already ruined the long night
you never learn do you

gotdamn charlotte hope is so hot

Noice.

>Gib highgarden
what do Yea Forums?

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Daddy Preston will save us.

I bet the banter on that set was intense.

nice

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iwan rheon and alfie allen genuinely seem like really cool dudes to hang out with, even without seeing this webm

What is this thing called again

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talktotransformer.com/

...

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>British girls aren't perf...

To Highgarden!

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Thanks nigga

Drogon awakens Godzilla and overthrows humanity

Bobby B is trascendental

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How did they build a 700 ft wall made of ice? Why doesn't it melt? I'm sure it's magic, but like,how?

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it does melt slightly though, in the books this is referred to as 'the wall weeping'

magic and giants

Dumb whore with a fat ass.

>>British girls aren't perf...
Gulls. Everyone knows they're called "gulls" in Great Britain.

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>imagine not being hyped for 7 years of Yea Forums shitposting finally being vindicated

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>big titted girl raising her arms in a feeble attempt to get off the ground

the absolute fucking STATE of brienne's alien feet

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It's "gels" out my way.

Plus the accent makes my dick instantly rock hard.

What's even the point of Cleganebowl if the Mountain might as well be a wight? He's not Gregor anymore, there's no catharsis

Which actors do you think fucked irl? Aside from confirmed couples, of course.

George can't into scale, when he actually saw what it looked like in artwork he realised how dumb it was.

We can say that the wall he originally envisioned in his head when writing the books was closer to maybe 300 ft.
Still fucking tall, and yes probably built by The Others and The Night's Watch were probably passing bastard babies produced by the right of the first night through The Nightfort's gate as part of some kind of peace arrangement

Goddamn it why this is so funny

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Pedro Pascal and Lena Headley
Maisie and Sophie
Liam and Carice

It would have been cool if they had given Ramsay long hair in the show

I'll give him the throne.

Dany

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Still better than all other girls in the show.

Find a flaw. you probably can

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>picture

That's certainly one of the better Ramsays I've seen. A lot of the time I wonder if fan artists have any genuine idea how he ought to look or whether they reject it in insistence he must be handsome.

Eddard Stark ate Rickon Stark

Time to do the Stannis boogie

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he's still scared shitless of fire by S8E03
Character progression is now basically nonexistent

Imagine the seething if D&D made her wear the outfit with one titty constantly hanging out like she did in the books. they would probably still be calling it rape.

Ding ding dong

> Birds

where I come from the old folks still refer to girls as "maids". I can't seem to do it myself and of course it'll be lost altogether as time gets on but I think it's rather endearing

>started wearing bras after season 1 to hide her titties
I absolutely hate women that start being stuck up the second they get the smallest of fame, fuck her.

>why doesnt it melt
I assume ice doesnt melt when the temperature doesnt go above freezing, but im no rocket surgeon so i cant say for sure

he got over his fear momentarily to save Arya, the same shit will happen again when he fights his brother and he's about to kills arya

If Jon kills Daenarys he is going to god tier

Sunset found her squatting in the grass, arms outstretched as she continued to make a deep lunging motion with each kick. He was going down so soon. She could make no mistake that this was the start of the end to their fight.

"Ugh! Ugh! You're really hurt, aren't you! You're getting really fagged on, aren't you?"

The woman looked from her feet through her dark hair, at her toes, to her eyes and nodded vigorously. "Yes," she said. "I did. I was quite lucky."

It was no use arguing to the man in her sights. She felt bad for him. He was only a dog. He looked so much like someone's father. And why should anyone look away, so innocent? She didn't even have to tell herself it was all due to that old woman—the woman with the nose ring.

She wanted to fight that man, but knew she could't—and she didn't want to, because she couldn't. She was still alive

Rigg rode Dance's turgid prick like a bitch in heat. She's been wanting to get that in her since she saw him in The Last Action Hero at the nursing home back in 1993.

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We looked for you in the catalog

I'm imagining them trying to have her do it and Benioff creepily nodding his approval while Weiss masturbates like a chimp in front of everybody.

>bastard babies
Where did the Night's King and his men get the women from though?

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Stop posting theses AI text memes, you're crashing the shitposting market.

daily reminder that Euron is a gigantic fag in the show

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Pedro is gay

Who would've thought that shitposting of all things would be replaced by automation

where the fuck is that? Never heard that anywhere here, though maybe once in Wales.

MAG--
>*cough*
MAGNUS HAS HA--
>*hack*
HAD HIS DAY
>*coughs, falls off his horse*

No, Jon's too Gary Stu to ever be god tier. He'll never be one of /ourguy/s

That's not her, that's clinton's spawn right? RIGHT?

Yet he is still pretty based compared to most characters that really does say something about the show?

For me, it's the fall of High Garden that made my Retard Alert alarm go off. The idea that one of the wealthiest families in the 7 kingdoms with a highly defendable castle essentially folded without a fight made me drop any expectation of the show developing in terms of political intrigue. Surely it can't be the same in the book, right? 'We were never fighters' isn't a fucking excuse, and if they did win I expect it to be a drawn out, bloody siege that came at a relatively high cost in terms of men.

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>Brown eyes, blue eyes, green eyes, eyes you'll shut forever. We will meet again.
Just got to that seen, holy shit I can't believe they tried to make this seem like some 4d chess moment? What? It's not even, she doesn't even, I just don't understand.

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Chad Manlet could choose any of these...
I'd say he chose well

the wall is made of ice, stone, blood and magic

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Davos

If Varys is so concerned about the common people why was he trying to incite a civil war against a relatively stable Baratheon monarchy in season 1 by plotting to put Viserys who was an insane child on the throne

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They were the his own daughters, like Craster

original pic?

>that expression
>you should close your mouth when you smile
She's literally doing her best "make me your saltwife"

Because Dabid cut his actual motive and had to make something up

Somerset. It only seems to survive in small villages these days though; you certainly won't hear it in a township of any size.

imagine being Renly or Joffrey or Tommen...

Viserys was right about everything.

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Fucking kino

The assumption is that everyone else in the Reach turned against them. It's well known that there is a dozen other families who have a better claim to the seat of the Gardeners, the Tyrells were only stewarts before Egg's Conquest.

Unfortunately, none of that translate on screen. Hornhill as it is in the show would have been closer to what i expected for the millenias old seat of the Gardeners.

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A single woman in T1-T3 yep you can´t rate actors

>Only a handful of attractive females ever cast in the show
>prostitute that gets stuck to a beam with crossbow bolts
>1000 year old hag that turned to dust
>bad pussi meme character in two episodes
>BDSM turbo-slut that gets chucked off a wall

Why did D&D do this? why must the few glimmers of beauty in this show suffer while the Goblina's are blessed with eternal life?

Why is Maisie wearing trashbags

>When Daenerys sends the Dothraki, she's not sending her best. She's sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to Winterfell. They're bringing swords. They're bringing Dragons. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the Queen, Stuart!

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Because Viserys was based and Varys secretly hates actual cuckolds like Robert.

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Put Loras to 'Raped by D&D'

Varys' taking chances...BobbyB is incompetent as a king and is bankrupting the realm

it's British """"fashion""""

I was rating based on a four point scale of acting, story quality, authenticity to character, and entertainment value. Name me another female character that deserves to be in the top 3 tiers based on those criteria.

god i wish that were me

Tyrion works for Cersei

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>BDSM turbo-slut that gets chucked off a wall
For a moment there I thought you meant Missandei

Is Ramsay the most handsome guy on the show ? everyone talks about Jaimie but for me he is a tier bellow this dude

>implying I ever stopped

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Show Hornhill looked much more impressive but entirely indefensible, like more of a villa complex in the Mediterranean than a castle.

The show isn't willing to go full fantasy, the biggest castles and structures in ASOIAF are meant to be larger than life and kind of crazy. Like Pyke or Casterly Rock, or Highgarden even

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In the books she start to imagine her son sitting on the IT before Viserys' death.

Robert wasn't a cuckhold though, betrothal isn't marriage you moron. And he smashed Rhaegar into a paste and would've taken his woman back and cucked Rhaegar eternally, only she got pregnant and died.

How long did he rule if his daughters became breedable before Wildlings and Starks took him down?

Based Sansa making Targshits SEETHE

Virgin Daenerys, Chad Sansa.

You're 100% right. Dabid doesn't know how sieges work. Highgarden was more than capable of defending itself for years, especially given how how much food they are likely to have in store...for fuck sake, it was all spelled out a season before with whole Riverrun and Edmure plot...

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Why wasn't Varys soaking wet in this scene? Didn't he just wash up from the ocean?

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Sansa has a fat butt though whereas Daenerys has nothing and is quickly becoming a little old lady. I think we know who wins.

Based and Sansapilled

The fuck are you talking about? He said season 1, where Robert is married to Cersei for a long time and has been cucked out of 3 noble kids by Jaime.

>dies | lives
Why Sansa is so based?

>Robert wasn't a cuckhold
>raised another man's children that he thought were his own
Can't get more cucked than this.

This is probably the best of these I've seen but I'd switch Arya and Sansa maybe even put Sansa in decent tier

It wouldn't matter if everyone in the Reach turned against House Tyrell, they should have enough household guard and retainers to hold their own castle, ffs.

That scene made me wish Daenerys was secretly a master swordfighter.

Only ranking that matters

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based Littlefinger DNA

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>everyone else in the Reach turned against them
That wouldn't even make sense, Olenna is a Redwyne and Mace's wife was a Hightower, with those two families alone Olenna would've fucked up any rebellion Tarly inspired. Not to mention Tyrell vassals pissed Cersei bkew up their Liege and their queen

All the "strong" women on the show have been raped.
Cersei via Jaime.
Sansa via Ramsay.
Daenerys via Drogo.
(And probably) Yara by Euron.

>Sansa has a fat butt though whereas Daenerys has nothing
>hating on that mombod

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Wich is really distressing for a show that has ice zombies and dragons. I'm not sure why they showed so much restraints on the superstructures, it's all CGI backgrounds anyhow.

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so what? Rob did loads of heroic shit and still got btfo like a bitch

He was a cuckold unknowingly though as Cersei was fucking Jamie and their kids weren't even Roberts.
GRRM is a peak leftists so he wrote the ultraChad to become a fat cuckold that couldn't do anything right.

absolutely based

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Based Salsa. Dany got Jorah killed. Tyrion lived because of Sansas high IQ

Reminder that this also applies to Jon and the Wildlings. Tormund himself slaughtered entire villages and Molestown, yet everyone loves him and serving wenches want to fuck him

bros... I don't want her to die... it's not fair

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I'll give you a you for putting shae beneath Breanne

>Sansa's high IQ
Can intelligence be transferred via semen?

I think it's said he was Lord Commander for 13 years before the king in the north decided to stop him.
So he may have had a breedable wife before that, and it's likely that he himself was a stark or a bastard with stark blood, and when his daughters hit puberty (around the age of 13) and started trying to have kids with them everyone had had enough

remember when martin stated that subversion for the sake of cheap shock value was disaster?

youtube.com/watch?v=VyanTVqlJ2o

She's lived more than most... it's her time.

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jaime is about to be raped by d&d

At least the Wildlings are north men and part of their culture.

lol

>Sansa has a fat butt
LMAO what? Sophie has no ass user. Have you even seen her bikini pics?

>waifu is a pornstar who plays a prostitute
I feel sorry for you

>whites
>showing compassion
David and Dan nailed it.

also fuck sam and myrcella is great tier but also raped tier

>Can intelligence be transferred via semen?
If it's rape, sure. Quite beautifully, in fact.

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What he literally rips into D&D here basically with them making Arya kill the NK.
Thanks Satan for this clip.

Yes, that's why faggets and women are taking over everything.

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>half targ half norf
>white

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Why didn't Bran let Meera rub just above his crippled area?

>part of their culture
Northerners fucking hate Wildlings and do not consider them to be Northerners. Wildlings are most known for murder, rape and kidnapping, it's shy there's no villages close to the Wall. Even the Wildlings don't consider themselves one people, a lot of them don't even speak the same language. Took Mance 20 years just to gather them and that was with the threat of the dead and by technically conquering them by besting some of their clan chiefs

Fug

He killed Robb for shock value to subvert the young hero on quest for revenge trope. Fatman is a hack

talisa was fucking hot

>Ros so low

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Whites are the only ones with compassion :3

where is boatwhore?

>Talk about the importance of telling a coherent story
>90% of fanbase just want the rug pulled out from under them
It's quite tragic actually.

someone give me a link to this

Can someone post the book and show comparison memes like they are making me kek

How about you make my pee pee feel some compassion, user?

hopefully rotting at the bottom of the sunset sea

not sure you can be cucked out of a political marriage, especially when he gave as little of a shit as he did about ruling or even having children. And saying he raised them is laughable. Meanwhile he was pounding tight virgins the seven kingdoms over and giving the goldcloaks the most battle experience they ever had just trying to exterminate the bastards.

tiermaker.com/create/game-of-thrones

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Was Podrick a virgin the whole time? Is he gay?

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Based and Baratheonpilled

>Book Sansa learns from Littlefinger and becomes smarter for future plotlines
>Show Sansa gets sold to Ramsey, raped, then skips to the smart part anyway because she needs to be smart for the rest of the plot to make sense
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST FOLLOW THE BOOKS REEEEEEEEEEE

>Why didn't Bran let Meera rub just above his crippled area?
Having died in that cave, she knew he'd never be a good father to her tadpoles and he knew she knew that so he never made a move.

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Reminder that in the end Chadgaryans always win

what is this series of pix? an exercise in trying to bullshit people?

he didn't kill robb for shock value, he killed robb because robb & catelyn made a series of mistakes, and it allowed the story to progress further instead of 'well i guess robb wins now lol'

if you think the red wedding had the same depth as d&d's subversions, you're wrong

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>Was Podrick a virgin the whole time?

He wasn't, he fucked the whores. Forgetting the magic cock?

They confirmed that this came from George, Shireen will burn in the books too.

>Only On HBO (tm)

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Saved

She showed a bit of subtle thinking when she saved the drunk knight from execution during Joff's birthday, it's a pity they couldn't keep up. It showed that she could somehow adapt in getting something that she wanted despite being alone and completly surrounded by enemies. But after that she was only a vagina to be sold around.
Sad!

So in the end, who was Azor Ahai?

This is why True Detective S3 is a fucking travesty. 8 hours of mystery pointing towards a conclusion akin to S1's, only for it to be dashed in the final hour, with a 15 minute exposition dump essentially telling the audience 'LOL IT WASN'T WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS'. It's actually quite amazing that any of this has to be said.

But he drank when Tyrion said "youre a virgin"

it's really sad to see how book sansa started out dumb and naive, but slowly learned to keep her mouth shut and look behind the scenes as to what is happening

meanwhile show sansa gets raped and has 500 iq suddenly

I will burn the fat bastard if he does this

Arya

Gendry was nissa nissa

He was trying to cut the tention with the awkwardness

i think that was more of a "this is an awkward moment and i'll drink because i wanna do something to relieve the tension" kind of drink

podrick seems too experienced with women in a later scene to be a virgin

We the viewers are the real Azor Ahai, user...

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>be Targaryen
>be one of the shittiest and least important houses in Old Valyria
>survive the doom that kills 100% of your competition by sheer dumb luck
>decide against rebuilding the freehold, and instead conquering shitty backwards tribes of nobodies
>call yourself a 'Conqueror' despite only winning with your biological WMD's that you were born with and nobody else can use
>STILL can't even conquer all of the kingdoms
>fucking sandpeople take a dragon down and stay independent until you're forced to literally beg them to join you
>have a monopoly on biological WMD's, but still get complacent and let them all die out so your only advantage is gone
>constantly pump out lunatic incest babies until one goes too far and starts slaughtering people for no reason
>immediately lose the throne to GigaChad Bobby B because you can't win a war on a level playing field
>do nothing and live in exile for years until the sheer might of your pathetic existence makes Lady Luck herself take pity on you and hand you three more biological WMD's
>fucking lose them again and die

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Why? It's obvious, Stannis goes crazy because he can't have the throne.

no one in the show, it's just another delusion by melisandre

can you imagine the smug satisfaction in the writers room when they came up with pods magic cock
i mean it works for teenage boys, as evident on Yea Forums and reddit, they abosutly love the pussyslayer Podrick Payne

Rate my wife rankings

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Except in the books Shireen has been left at Castle Black and not taken with Stannis into a war zone (because why the fuck would he do that?).
It's not hard to imagine Melly burning her now that she's giving up on Stannis

He also walked off screen with two girls.

The frens we made along the way

"Janny buzdari iksos daor. A Janny is not a slave."

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BASED. FUCKING TARG SHIT CUTS... IN MY DREAMS I KILL AND FUCK THEM ALL EVERY NIGHT

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>badpoosi not ss
>no fsansa
>ros below frogfu
>no myranda
dogshit trash

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My life is then forfeit, I spent 10 years reading meaningless pulp fantasy. The fat one deserves to die for his sins.

shireen will probably burn in the books but i think stannis won't have anything to do with it

>waifuing a whore
yikes

Tywin

Sam should be lower, could switch hound with aemon, ned or alliser. The hound lived long enough to become trash.

He didn't fuck the whores that's how he still had the money left, Tyrion and Bronn came up with magic cock
he's a chad volcel

is it possible to coexist?

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what, you're afraid of a dead whore?

Lol, you're worried about this one thing that might or might not happen in the book? Why? It's not illogical or in any way something you would super invested in?

What you really should be worried about is if that fat fuck will even finish Winds, let alone the last book which may not even be a dream for spring.

CROW'S EYE
CROW'S EYE
CROW'S EYE

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You pay for it one way or an other. Rather it be outright money or land and shelter. You pay.

if you don't rate ros you might as well take it up the arse

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The Battle of Winterfell was visual masterpiece held back by shitty writing and inconsistent editing, lighting was not an issue
prove me wrong

BASED
FUCKING KILL THEM ALL

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*COUGH* exce-*COUGH*
e-excelle-*COUGH* *COUGH*
excellent work *COUGH* b-brother

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>user goes full Misery

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/noh/

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tywin as long as I'm not born an incel or woman

EURON KING

>visual masterpiece
>can't see it

>Arya marries Jon
>Jamie marries Sansa and takes the Stark name
I dig it.

Well as I'm sure you guys noticed, during the party scene last ep he was shown stumbling out with two girls grasping onto his shoulders. So it seems like theyre portraying him as inexplicably smooth & good with women. He whispers something into their ears and they follow him out lmao. So I'd say he has an Adonis caqq, or busted out some singing.
H ã v ė s ē x

Too dark

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>Gigachad Bobby B
>cucked from beyond the grave
>lets Rhaegars corpse live rent free in his head
Yikes

>level playing field
>need Lannister Shits to scheme their way into a fortress to win
Thats like saying the Red Wedding was a level playing field and Freys absolutly destroyed starkshits and tullyshits

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>So it seems like theyre portraying him as inexplicably smooth & good with women.
user forgets this stupidity around Pod goes all the way back to an entire throw-away scene in Season 3

*COUGH*
*COUGH*
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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*COUOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Why do we live in such a shitty world that anything that's remotely good about it always gets ruined eventually?

>Varys
no thanks

BURN THEM A-

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>all those images comparing the show to the book

My god,this show is truly a steaming pile of shit.

Fuck you retard and kill yourself. She got two strokes because retarded yourno were asking her all the time about her outfits and nude scenes, and why she doing it.

>Shireen will burn in the books too.
But it won't be done by Stannis.

first for boyfu

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All things must end. Death is very rarely a smooth process.

How is varys god tier? hes done nothing since he left kings landing.
and if D&D makes the characters ask bran to do something varys will continue to do nothing.

hes just been fat bald tyrion

stay mad targcuck

Nothing lasts.

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*COUGH*
*COUGH*
GET HIM G-
*WHEEZE*
GET HIM LADS HE'S AN ENEMY
*COUGH*

BASED. FUCK HOUSE TARGARYEN

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*smiles*
*subtle internal coughing*

get a better tv poorfags

GoT unironically killed television.
It was only a few years ago we had Mad Men, Hannibal, Black Sails and The Leftovers running simultaneously, and they all had GOAT endings.
Maybe the backlash to TLJ and this season will convince studios that hack subversion isn't the way to go.

Benjen should be in the raped by D&D tier he had 1 good moment early in the show one good moment in the middle of the show and a god awful moment for his death

>True Baratheons alive - 0
>True Targaryans alive - 2

Lmao. Imagine having your entire house extinct because your "chads" get killed by women.

If Dany starts screaming "burn them all" and Jamie kills her, I will forgive everything

Why aren't D&D capable of writing kino OC dialogue like this anymore?
youtube.com/watch?v=O8ES_ElI6Wg
youtube.com/watch?v=doY0IjisBlk
What went wrong?

What do you got against *COUCOUCOUGH
AGAINST *WEEZES *COUGH
*VOMITS

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>tv show
>that you can't watch on your tv

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if the fat man does it then he is hack tho,Stannis clearly stated that he personally doesn't gives two shits about the throne,he states that is his duty with Robert and Shireen.How will be burning her be part of fulfilling that duty?

*hack subversion AND appealing to muh feminism politics just to get free virtue signalling points and positivity from cunts

Considering the state of this shithole and the disgrace that it did to Stannis I just want Euron to fucking nuke Westeros

>Maybe the backlash to TLJ and this season will convince studios that hack subversion isn't the way to go.

I don't even mind subversion, but WHAT are you subverting and into what?

Marxism

jews

holy shit is this real

new:

Dany is the last interesting character in the show

Man Lena Heady really let herself go.

anyone got the euron greyjoy starcraft arbiter

The "little brother" that kills Cersei will be Arya, because she's the youngest Stark, smoll, but most importantly she used to be confused for a boy

People are expecting internal consistency SUBVERTED HA HA

>True Targaryen alive - 2

Euron will take care of them

That's only a tool being used for effect, not the cause.

Correct, but it's *Central Bankers, who also happen to be Jews but that should be besides the point (otherwise they can just say "muh antisemitism" and avoid the argument)

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least*

Its going to be Eurons baby that will rip her apart in Childbirth and come out stunted like Tyrion

unironically, (((them)))

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Benioff

>Benioff was born David Friedman in New York City, to a Jewish family

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Weiss

>Weiss was born and raised in Chicago, Illinois. His family is Jewish.[

stannis

"It just didn't feel right, it felt predictable, so we went with the choice that had literally no foreshadowing or made any sense whatsoever"

Delet this! Everything is fine it's perfect!
MOMMMMMYYY

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The EURON system

*least

Subverting good writing with cheap twists.
I honestly don't get how these retards in hollywood got the idea that unexpected == good.
No matter how retarded your twist is, as long as it was unexpected it subverted expectations and is good writing :^)

>GoT unironically killed television.
Hardly. It was combination of Netflix and #metoo which caused execs to stupidly start stacking their operations with wahmen that they thought they could appease and control ahead of President Hillary and The Era of the Woman. But then Trump happened and Hilldawg shit the bed and they were stuck with hundreds if not thousands of activated and ultra-rustled wokebots in their ranks that they literally now have no idea what to do with other than let them fuck up their products, which we're just now starting to see. Game of Thrones is actually grandfathered in from the earlier days.

Euron's baby?

Thank you my friend.Put into words what I always thougth about this gigantic mess.

new thread:

Kek

based

This, that’s why old GOT was so based.

>center of agriculture and the seat of the second wealthiest house in Westeros
>a small castle on a hill surrounded by empty grasslands with no farms or villages in sight

Jews. It’s always the fucking Jews.