I fucking hate my girlfriend because she probably thinks of khal drogo when we have sex...

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Lift, bro or you WILL get cucked. This is a warning to you.

be less ugly
be less skinnyfat
be less irritating

OP here. Her favorite sex position is doggystyle (probably because then se doesnt see me) and she tells me to "pound me like a tractor" which really gets on my nerves.

this has to be bait.

>think a man is attractive
>therefore be constantly and solely fantasising about that man
surely you find other women attractive? surely there are women you see in movies, tv or even real life that are attractive to you?
Do you think about them while fucking her?

you fag

>Pound me like some farm equipment
She's having sex with a black dude behind your back 100%

no shit. so is yours. so is this. so is your reply

r/dadjokes

Not him but I lower my gaze, I have an 8/10 wife so I NEVER give any hints to my wife that I find other women attractive

And of course you never think of other women, lel. Life is too long to ever only be turned on by one type of man (or woman) only. Variety is the spice of life. Get used to it.

...

git, r*dditor

>Im currently 170 cm long

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he cant reach that high

It was tied around the underside of a barstool.

>I lower my gaze
Based and halalpilled, akhi

he cant reach that high

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Don't give him that /fit/ shit.

BULK son, BULK become the BLOATMAX, from atop that mountain of bloat you will be able to carve yourself the bodytype of legend, el bravo.

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You probably have a big dick though so it doesn't matter if you lift or not.

The only good advice ITT

>I told you not to cuck me!

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Get stronger and drop the hoe. It's your fault for being with a dumbo

17cm, which is probably average size (I honestly dont know).
Just be more self confident. Thats attractive.

I'm also 5'7" but I'm 230 pounds and 20%bodyfat. I have a black belt in Judo and a purple belt in BJJ. It makes people angry when I say it but I could unironically HEEM Jason Momoa, absolutely murder him and he wouldn't be able to do anything about it, he could try as hard as he wants and truly believe in himself 100% and I'd still just murder without him being able to stop me.
This makes me feel better. So for advice OP, get thicc and learn to wrestle and grapple because heavyweight manlets are objectively the best for fighting. It makes you feel better about your height when you know you can beat anybody up.

>she tells me to "pound me like a tractor"
I hope you make the engine noises while you do this

we are talking sex appeal here. Not fighting like animals.

Gain Height

But that is sex appeal for males. The reason tall big guys are perceived as attractive is because they look like they can more easily win fights against other males (which they usually can). So by getting yourself strong and skilled and heavy and showing that you can beat up pretty much any other male, you ARE increasing sex appeal. The other thing is face which you're sadly just born with.

Goose is #cancelled

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>But that is sex appeal for males
If your are a ripped manlet, women will (most often correctly) assume that you are coping with muscles and are constantly passive aggressive towards taller men, because "you could beat them up".

Buff manlets are like terrier brreds.

17cm is bigger than average, dumbass.
watch less porn maybe, assume most guys in your vicinity are small because they are.

>Im currently 170 cm long

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You'll never get him down because he has insane reach over you. What are you gonna do? Try to climb him like a monkey?
I like manletbros but let's be honest here, any competent fighter 2 times your size and reach will pummel you out of existence, it's basic physics.

In my experience women love rubbing my arms and comment on my strength a lot. And I'm not passive aggressive or outright aggressive to taller males because that's dumb and I have no ill will towards tall guys no one chooses their height and we should all be frens. I was just trying to help OP who is going through some insecurity because of his size. Our culture makes shorter males and taller females feel bad about our size because we dnt fit the stereotypes. It's cope I know but there's a reason people cope - it works.

Women find congruence and confidence sexually appealing. So manlets convince themselves of what you've just said to have better chances. Given the chance, with no repercussion, you'd always take the taller pill. There's literally no reason not to be taller.

Ex and I would often end up having sex whilst watching movies. I mind one time we were watching Bedazzled (2000). Good lordI must say fucking a woman whilst watching prime Liz Hurley and visualising it's actually her was kino. I can't get too mad if the reverse happens, it would annoy me a bit but that's life.

>having sex while an actual good movie is on
honestly you're not as much of an asshole for thinking of liz but for actually not just watching the goddamn movie

Not really that big desu, did you see the incelephant thread yesterday?

Manlets dominate every division of the UFC and the greatest Judoka is Muneta, 5'7" and 290 pounds, he beat Teddy Riner when they played and is a multiple time world champion.
Short men are superior wrestlers and grapplers and grappling beats striking. I pretty much only spar and do randori play against guys who are 6'2" and taller because of my weight, I know how to close distance and get under them. Once I lift you up with a Kata Guruma or a high crotch it's over, I'm slamming you onto your head, shattering your skull and breaking your neck. I'm really strong and my center of gravity and hips are lower which makes it easier to hit certain moves. I would never try to outbox a guy with a reach advantage that's dumb, but on cement a single seoi nage is ending the fight so I don't even need to.
I like being shorter because it is a huge advantage in grappling. I don't like that people treat short men worse though when all we want is to all get along. I dot get why everyone hates us there's literally nothing wrong with us and we didn't do anything wrong.

Steroids or stfu

>watch got with gf
>khal drogo rape scene
>"ah user... that made me a little wet"

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No one hates short guys it's just a meme. However I'm 183cm and always felt pretty tall until I went on a business trip a few weeks ago and was surrounded by 7 foot tall freaks. Was humbling to say the least.

>It makes you feel better about your height when you know you can beat anybody up.
A very useful skill to possess in this day and age.

>grappling beats striking
The absolute state of cope.
I don't watch manlet fights aka lightweights so I wouldn't be able to verify your statistics, I'm sure it's all very impressive down there. Not interested in your weeb techniques, any competent fighter knows perfectly well how to deny you distance and smash your vital areas.
>I would never try to outbox a guy with a reach advantage that's dumb
Exactly. Every competent fighter twice your size knows this. You'll never get them on the ground.

Your entire success doubles down on 2 major things that every guy tells himself that he can do-
1. They don't know what to do around women
2. They men don't know how to fight
Now imagine a world where you take away both of these things and you are on equal ground with somebody taller. Are you really going to pretend like first of all, close distance, then lift someone 4 times your size just because you pushed your bench press limit on a good day? Are you really going to pretend like you have the strength and charm to match a fight and an approach to a woman? There's always a bigger fish in the sea and from what I've seen you post, you're not "content" with your size whatsoever and basically just coping on an elaborate scale, like I've said from the beginning. There is literally no reason not to not be taller and everyone, every single short guy out there would take it in a heartbeat.

>because they look like they can more easily win fights against other males (which they usually can).
this is important only for a certain type of females, females that are bound to give you trouble.

now your 30 with no kids
have sex

Yea I've never had a problem with tall guys the majority of my friends are over 6 foot and we're all bros. Tall guys have never actually been mean to me or anything so I don't get why some other short guys hate tall guys. No one chooses how tall they will be.
This is what I dot get. The only reason t prefer tall height is because it's an immediate visual indicator that the male has a fighting advantage over other males due to the fact that he probably weighs more. But if you're saying that doesn't matter, fighting ability and strength aren't important, then you're saying that there is no reason to care about the height of a man anyway, and women shouldn't care about being taller than men then. But this isn't what you're saying. You're making it out to be like "it's not about visual indicators of ability to protect its just about height for its own sake" which is absolutely bullshit, at that point it's no longer a justifiable preference it's just a bigoted prejudice against short men.
You clearly have no idea how to fight or anything about fighting so I didn't read what your wrote.

>170 cm long and not at all muscular.
>girlfriend
Pick one.

And you've never fought against a competent striker twice your size so I guess we're done, maybe someday tall guys will stop being pussies and your kind can quietly become obsolete.

I have fought against competent tall guys you moron. You really think you can just "stop me" from closing the distance and grabbing you when even the greatest fighters and boxers on the planet aren't even able to do that against shorter opponents? The UFC undefeated heavyweight champion is 5'9" and only lost to a roided Jones. Short heavyweights consistently dominate every combat sport that has any grappling elements because of the massive advantage we have in grappling. Only boxing is dominated by super tall giys, and that only because you aren't allowed to do anything but punch.
If it really came down to it talk guys would have no chance of victory in a manlet vs lanklet war, but I don't even care about that stuff.

>The only reason t prefer tall height is because it's an immediate visual indicator that the male has a fighting advantage over other males due to the fact that he probably weighs more.
there's also the intimidation factor.

>at that point it's no longer a justifiable preference it's just a bigoted prejudice against short men.
some girls like the schoolyard bully. some dont. dont be fooled into thinking all women having the same preferences, the same tastes,

>"tall guys are going to randomly start killing short guys because some powerfantasy reason i daydream about"

mentally ill 4chanposters pretending to be normal human beings are amusing

no, I didn't

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I'm sure you never fantasize about chicks like Ros or Bad pussy, right?
Anyway, why did you make this shit thread that is soo loosely Yea Forums related?

Oh it was great, reminded me why I love Yea Forums at times

you got me

Gf thinks Khal Drogo looks like an arab.
So yeah she thinks he's pretty disgusting.

>170 cm long
damn that's a big dick

>I have fought against competent tall guys you moron.
Source: My ass.
If you fought against taller guys, they weren't competent. It's that simple my little angry friend.
I told you already I'm not interested in your weeb floor techniques or your idol grapple champions.
> You really think you can just "stop me" from closing the distance and grabbing you when even the greatest fighters and boxers on the planet aren't even able to do that against shorter opponents?
I'm not gonna enter into a literally centuries old debate of striker vs grappler. I'm just going to shit on you as a manlet and a literal monkey that crawls on the floor with opponents who have no idea what they're doing. I'm 2 times bigger than you, have better center of gravity, distance and control. You won't just ever reach me. You will never get any on my body part on the ground except my boot on your lifeless face when you're done.
Also lmao how you keep posting that you're perfectly ok with your size and you have no problem with tall guys and yet you START THE THREAD by posting LOL I can TOTALLY take down this tall guy who isn't even a competent fighter but an actor LOOK AT ME give ME attention because I'm so small. Lmao and then you ask stupid questions "uh why do tall people hate us". Because noone will tell you to your face how obnoxious and butthurt you are deep inside about your height. That was the whole point and discussion here.

>Manlets dominate every division of the UFC

Because they're artificially matched against opponents of similar weight

The only mental illness is angry little men projecting arrogance and butthurt onto others. There isn't a single short guy that is "content" with his height. It will never happen.

Imagine this chubby manlet grabbing at jason's legs struggling in vain to take him down while jason just calmly postures against a wall or something and then proceeds to bash his skull in with elbows a la browne/barnett.

You don't weigh 460 pounds, I bet you're 260 at most. You've never fought against a competent grappler before, it's obvious, everyone trained in fighting and mixed martial arts knows the importance of wreslting. You have never practiced judo or jiu jitsu and you would have no chance against a good grappler. You think you'll be able to stuff and sprawl but you won't and once you're in our domain you will not be able to do anything. And that's on the mat. On the street, you can die what you get hit with a good ippon.
It's actually comical that you think you'd beat DC because you're taller than him. And they say short guys have complexes.

In open weight and heavy weight categories short men still dominate.
You're the only one projecting arrogance and butthurt at the fact that short men can beat you up.
You have no idea how to fight.

Jesus tall guys get butthurt easily.

Alright. Keep telling yourself that. I'm not the one that started a manlet coping post by talking about how I can take down a fucking actor and then pretending I'm not angry inside about my size. Some fighter you are.

>The UFC undefeated heavyweight champion is 5'9" and only lost to a roided Jones
so your undefeated champ lost to eveyone except a lanklet. I would find a better example to look up to

>I usually do my very best when we have sex and perceive any hints that she might start thinking other men like kha drogo.
Like her actually starting to enjoy it?

>You have no idea how to fight.
Pro tip: jui jitsu and judo arent fighting

I would really hurt you in a fight my guy and you wouldn't be able to stop me
He beat guys taller than jones consistently and only lost to jones because jones does roids and pokes eyes.
The amount of of butthurt at the fact that short heavyweights are the best is rediculous. Obviously it's better to be tall when you're a boxer but when you're a FIGHTER it's better to be short. Why does this make you angry? And how is it that tall babies can throw little anger tantrums at these facts and then it's short guys who get the stereotypes of having complexes?

>Im currently 170 cm long and not at all muscular.
Seems like you need to hit the gym and also get those stretching sessions in.

>probably
I wish you fags would do better.

>In open weight and heavy weight categories short men still dominate.
They don't tho. even fedor was 6'0 even

Pro tip: jiu jitsu and judo have been proven to be the greatest martial arts in mixed martial arts competitions for decades now to the point where it's expected to have at least a purple belt to be competitive.
You don't know how to fight. Judo and jiu jitsu beat boxing every time.

what can i do to defeat you manletbro

Im a 5’8 4th degree black belt in bjj and agree with what you say.

>He beat guys taller than jones consistently and only lost to jones because jones does roids and pokes eyes.
So all it takes to beat the GOAT is eyepoke? Also lol @ thinking corm doesnt roid

current ufc heavyweight champ is 5'9

>insecure about a 40 y.o man who wears eyeshadow

You have been awarded one (1) yike.

what if you're not on cement?

I'm not your guy and I would never trust you with my life. I'd be embarrassed to be around you. The fact that you can become so easily provoked is proof alone that you can't protect anyone and you're massively insecure about your size, how can you ever beat someone who is stronger and bigger than you when you can't even protect your small ego. Maybe you have some fighting ability but your personality is absolute hot garbage and you need to literally look at your very first post in the thread and realize that you're not acting like a secure and confident guy, you're acting like a manlet and it doesn't matter if I beat you or not irl, you'll still be a manlet and that's the real fight here.

Dont try to argue fighting with incels who have never stepped on the mat. They have no clue what they’re talking about. Marvel movies and anime shit is made for people like them for a reason.

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And before him it was Vovchanchyn who's 5'7" 230 and after him it's DC 5'9" and like 250.
Osoto gari is the best tall guy throw and it's really damaging, you'll split someone's skull if you osoto them into the street

>Pro tip: jiu jitsu and judo have been proven to be the greatest martial arts in mixed martial arts competitions for decades now
Not really. I can't even think of a prominent mma champ with judo as a base other than fedor and he was repping sambo. Also the heavier and bigger you are the less they matter. It takes someone like Werdum, one of the greatest jiu jitsu practitionersn of all time, to put it to any sort of effective use and even then he has trouble utilizing it. MMA has been dominated by guys strikers with wrestling defense for years now. Guys like ngannou and lewis btfo your theory.

Vovchanchyn? Was a ufc champ? A pride champ? Nope. Also he was a striker not a grappler lmao
>cormier
We've already established that lanklet jones is superior to him

And lost twice to a 6'4 lhw. neither of them use bjj or judo as a base either

ITT: suicidal manlets

Supposedly hes so hot yet he married a 50 year old corpse that used to be Lisa Bonet so i cant feel too intimidated.

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If I was acting the same way I am now but I was 6'3" you'd make no connection between my behavior and height. There is nothing wrong with my height the only problem is how other people treat me differently because of it. Like I said before I don't get why everyone Hayes short guys wen there's nothing wrong with us and we didn't do anything wrong. We aren't asking for anything but to he seen as competent as tall guys because WE ARE.
Sambo and (pre leggrab ban) judo are the same other than the choking rule differences. Other than Holloway which champion doesn't have a wrestling base? Cejudo, Khabib, Usman, Whittaker, Jones and DC are all fundamentally grapplers who learned to kickbox.
Jones trains Judo and jiujitsu as his grappling, he came from wreslting beginning. Everyone in the UFC is a skilled BJJ grappler, even the striking guys need to train it. Even guys like McGregor who is the quintessential striker has a brown belt in BJJ

How about beating her? Women love violence and she will always be loyal.

He made the smart choice. Got with a woman who knows she can't get any better so she won't shop around. Also got with him before he got his money

>20% bodyfat

What's the rest of this post say? I think it's in too low a frequency for me to grasp it.

most of the UFC heavyweights have been taller than daniel cormier. The longest reigning was stipe miocic who is I think 6'4 but might be 6'2. Then you cain velasquez who is 6'1.5 , fabricio werdum is 6'4 , brock lesnar is 6'5, frank mir was 6'3. big nog is 6'3, arlovski is 6'3, randu couture is 5'11.5 , tim sylvia is 6'8. And then there's all the big heavyweight contenders like junior dos santos and alistair overeem.

How do you know that Daniel Cormier is not disadvantaged by his height and has to compensate by being even more impressive in in fight IQ and technique and reflexes and instincts?

If being really really muscular and short and stocky and using wrestling was the best build for fighting then why wouldn't we see it more represented in the heavyweight division?

The truth is that when you're that big you gas out and professional title contenders are competent enough to defend against half-assed tackles and shoots so the stand-up matters, you need to make opportunities to shoot through your stand up. The shortest and stockiest guy in heavyweight with some success is mark hunt and he actually specialises in striking and is able to out-compete through that, not by trying to wrestle and throw his weight around.

Hollywood marriages are always open. He gets to fuck whoever he wants and she gets to stay with a high status male.

Alright. Cool bro. Show don't tell next time. Noone is stopping you from destroying someone that size. Find a competent fighter that has his size and film your fight. What you posted in your first post, or bragging about it to your normie friends, who have never been in a real fight, that's some manlet coping no matter how you look at it. That's all I wanted to say. Godbless.

Not worth it for a cracked out skeleton.

>marrying a woman whose ovaries are concrete
>smart choice

Then again being with someone you really like and connect with is more important than most things so he probably did make the right choice.

I understand your conundrum OP. Well, you cannot do anything about your height, so you should come to peace with that, maybe try therapy if it is really difficult for you. You could go to the gym and become athletic.

However, demanding your girlfriend to not be sexually attracted to the ideal male archetype is not very useful since it wont happen, it would be like her demanding you to not be attracted to a woman with huge tits and ass, for example, and I don't expect you are prepared to undertake that sacrifice. Instead, if she continually manifests that in your relationship, you could retaliate by talking often about a woman you find very attractive, for example. Its not something you should obsess over, as that's not psychologically healthy.

Furthermore, wishing a good % of men should die because they possess traits that you do not is very petty and childish. You have a lot of jealousy and insecurity issues you need to iron out if you wish to improve your livelihood. I strongly suggest you see a counselor/therapist and discuss these issues with them, or maybe close family. Good luck user!

>Other than Holloway which champion doesn't have a wrestling base?
lol so now it's wrestling lil guy? You should fear me then. 6'2 and I wrestled in HS. Boxing for fun as well ;^)
>Everyone in the UFC is a skilled BJJ grappler, even the striking guys need to train it
And the grapplers need to train striking yet only faggy bjj fanbois such as yourself claim that it's the best art for fighting. even though we see it becoming less and less prominent while striking becomes more and more advanced

>ideal male archetype
Am I the only one who thinks he looks pretty fucking horrible? As in extremely slimy and disgusting. Arnie in his prime is a superior choice.

THE COWARD SPEAKS!
;)
c:
:p
xD

Don't hurt his feelings too much bro. Pretty obvious that his entire self-worth is pinned on the fact that he thinks his judo bullshit saves him from his manlet status for whatever reason

The boss ethnicity good job bro

shh. don't bother. let them think that they know what fighting is. then, choke him out. the fewer people that know about grappling/believe it works, the better for you.

Like you said it's difficult to maintain heavy weight and good cardio on a shorter frame. My cardio is okay but it's obviously not as good as it would be if I were 170 pounds and it never can be. But when you get a good short stocky build it becomes very difficult to fight against as we see when the rare good stocky build comes along.
Real fighting though isn't the same as the ufc. The padding of the octagon is over 10 times softer than concrete. The Kinetic energy transfer into a person when they're thrown onto the octagon canvas is less than 1/10 what it would be in a fight on cement, or dry dirt, or wooden floors. In a fight outside of the soft padding of the octagon, a body slam/suplex/judo throw is not just fight ending but has a very high chance of being life ending. This is why in sports like Judo and wrestling shorter guys more commonly do very well. If we were to add a rule to UFC fights to better simulate a street fight, where being thrown or slammed onto the mat counts as immediate victory via TKO, it would be far more common for the shorter stronger guys to do well, like we do in other grappling arts.
Slamming a person onto the street has more force and impact that the hardest strongest heavyweight boxer could ever throw. Deontay Wilder has nothing on a drop seoi nage. You die when you're drop seoi naged on the street.
Anyone who doesn't realize the superiority and effectiveness of grappling and wreslting in a fight, doesn't actually know how to fight

>why isnt my 3/10 gf drueling over me

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>50 posts in a Yea Forums thread about hating manlets

ye im sure that's how Jason Momoa and Chris Hemsworth spend their afternoon as well.

She was hot af back in the day. Her daughter is even hotter.

>Real fighting though isn't the same as the ufc.
No, real fighting is you rolling around a rice mat with your pajamas tho, right?
>instant tko victory for throws
Terrible idea. I mean just awful

100% worth it if you know you'll never be cheated on or divorce raped.

just rape her
appearently, she might like it
at least you have sex

Seeing as grappling and rolling around on the mat happens all the time in the ufc, I'd say it's effective.

This is what happens when you're thrown in a real fight :

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oITfBPe2Ofk

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2g2eUdWAP3g

Anyone who doesn't realize how deadly judo is doesn't do judo. It is THE greatest martial art in the world.

He doesnt know that.
Lisa Bonet has been plowed my more hollywood dick than than a child actor.

How about you make your own video like I told you to. Anyone can cherry pick and jerk off to whatever stupid shit they want to believe in.

If your gf liked Ramsay would that be a good or bad thing?

bruh every woman finds Jason Momoa attractive, he's objectively peak masculinity, just accept the fact that any woman would choose jason over you.

So you lie to your wife?

Only if she picks up decent cooking.

>watch some ASMR for relaxation
>girl in vid unironically has Khal Drogo tattooed on her arm

youtube.com/watch?v=fFRtfaGJWl4

>women
>not even once

This isn't cherry picking. If you're still going to deny the effectiveness of SLAMMING SOMEONE ON CONCRETE in a fight I can't continue this conversation. Your fancy hands are nothing compared to good grappling and judo and this will never change.

>double leg takedowns
>judo
We have those in wrestling you know...and you judo geeks aren't even allowed to do those in competition. Now should I post vids of guys getting ktfo with hooks and claim that boxing is the greatest MA? Seriously you judo fags are the only ones who ever do this it really speaks to your insecurity levels. MMA is closer to real fighting then your pure judo.I don't see how this is even controversial.

the short v tall fighting is a meme

Here's the thing right .. a mans biggest weakness is his balls. The short guy simply has bigger access to the balls.

If you cave fucking bone right into there the fights done. Do a fast, all out assault on his balls. & you can box the 6'4 guy all you like whilst he's down.

>but muh fighting like a pussy

sorry when was a 5'7 v 6'4 streetfight a fair matchup?

>it's another BJJ faggot thinks UFC is real life edition

>words
That's all you're good for. That's why I ended my discussion with you. Again. And for the last time, it doesn't matter if I can literally obliterate your small ass out of existence, nothing can remove your manlet attitude. So how about you come up with something bigger than words, and you, and maybe start your discussion coming from a proactive place of experience instead of being a reactive little shit. I will tell you to read your 1st post here every single time you reply to me about how you're not insecure.

If courts know that you're a very well-trained grappler and you've just paralyzed someone or made them a vegetable or killed them by slamming them onto concrete then you probably can't claim self-defence, right? Do you know how to slam people without there being a good chance that they get fucked up for life and you have to deal with the legal consequences.

This.
if any of you fags try to hit me or grab me or choke me you are either losing an eye or your testicals.

Jokes on you I wear holders everywhere.

*VRROOOOOMMMM* *VROOOOOOMMM*

Kill yourself, redditor.

>ou judo geeks aren't even allowed to do those in competition.
totally varies based on the tourney/comp
choking and armbars are off/on a lot too

im a fat ass and ill just straight up shoot you
dont care about your gorilla fights lol

you sound like a feminist with the genders reversed

Hit the gym you lazy fucking cunt

>persian
you have a typo bro, you meant pajeet

fucking kek

why is this offtopic shit thread is #1 on Yea Forums

>high level bjj/judo fag goes to prison
>gets held down and buttraped
Huh ya know if he were bigger and stronger this prolly wouldn't have happened

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If you try to hit my balls I will ram my dick in your mouth.

Vroom Vroom

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Go ahead fag, I'll bite it off and spit it in your face

I practice true freestyle judo where leggrabs are allowed like it they were a decade ago. Wrestling,sambo, judo, BJJ, they're all just grappling and they're all good when done properly. My point is that a strong short man with good grappling on cement (or in a ruleset that is made to simulate cement combat) is a very tough person to fight and all evidence indicates this and I don't understand why you're all so butthurt at this fact.
If I can hit someone in the balls then I can single leg them and that's far more effective
No you'd probably go too jail but that's not my point. All I said was to make OP feel better about how his height is NOT actually an inferior trait and that short men are NOT disadvantaged against tall men and then a bunch of tall guys got triggered.

maybe, she wants to feel like Daynerys
also, why do you complain?
she wants it just more "rougher" (I guess)
also, I read women prefer doggy, cause the penis reaches the deepest parts

Cant we all just get along?

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>tfw secretly like anti-manlet bias because hopefully qt manlets will feel bad about themselves and go below their looksmatch

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lol
You got assmad after your terrible fantasy got taken apart by multiple people. You have no experience, no proof and you've been regurgitating the same shit more or less every post.
>I'm not insecure guys muh grappling
>makes this post
>"This makes me feel better. "
>I'm not insecure guys
>Why do tall guys hate me
You're obnoxious, arrogant and you have NEVER fought a competent taller opponent in your life, on the street or in the ring. You've made 20+ posts how you're not an insecure little man. That's all that fucking matters you cauliflower looking midget.

What matters most

Height, face, or body?

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that feeling when 5'11.5

How about
Not being a fucking manlet?
Be short, ugly and fat.
Just don't be a fucking manlet.

if you have 2 of either of those you're good to go

Charisma/personality > all 3

"Tall guys" dont hate him, you hate him because you're a hateful person. You've made 20+ posts as well

What's that weird obsession with height ? Is it an american thing ?
I'm french and 176cm. Never had any issues getting women because of my size. Even slept with a few 180cm+ women who didn't even notice I was shorter than them until I told them. Current GF is 170cm.

Its irrelevant because it depends on the degree of each

It doesn't matter how tall you are if you have a 3/10 face
It doesn't matter how 10/10 your face is if you are morbidly obese

I would assume most girls would prefer a 5'9 guy with a 10/10 face than a 6'2 guy with a 5/10 face

None of them.

You can be an ugly sack of shit as long as you're funny and charming.

I hate manlets. Not short people. Not fighters. Not Grapplers. I don't even like Momoa. I think he looks like absolute dogshit with the beard and everything.
I hate manlets. That talk shit for attention with 0 proof Only manlets do this and it's a plague.

I routinely face off against men who weight over 300 pounds and I still throw them. Of course I also get thrown I never said I'm the greatest in the world, but u am skilled and a fucking boxer with no grappling experience has no chance against me. and no one has taken me apart it's just your bum ass getting mad at the FACT that if you are thrown onto your neck by a strong manlet you're going to die and there's nothing you can do about it. No one with any experience in real fighting (boxing isn't real fighting) would even begin to disagree, I've posted video evidence of multiple cases where being slammed ends a fight (and there are hundreds more you can just look up) and the fact that expert level grappling is expected of UFC fighters is even more evidence in my favor.
Something tells me you're not even a man but a woman who hates manlets and being told that tall men aren't superior to short men is triggering you.

You do know you're on a Taiwanese anime imageboard.

You don't have to make up lies to make people like you.

dont have an extremely ugly face, dont be extremely short, dont be extremely fat + Have Money

congrats now you can have sex

OK. Make YOUR fucking video or shut the fuck up. We've already talked enough. You think you'll take me down, I am not convinced. You think you'll take me down, I am not convinced. You say you're confident and not insecure about your height, I think you're full of shit. Go ahead say he's a woman to guy 3 heads above you and with a frame triple the size of your shoulders and reach as long as your whole upper torso, see what happens. You'll never even fucking touch me. It's pointless to say anything else to each other.

>Im currently 170 cm long and not at all muscular
Manlets...

wow congrats you got the point of the thread faggot

Anyone else know those 5'9" feels?

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i fucking hate you all

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This, just undergo leg lengthening surgery so you can be tall like Momoa. It only costs $100,000 and has a 3 year recovery period where you will be bound to a wheelchair.

I'm not lying about anything.
If you're 7 feet tall then you have no chance against me, your center of gravity is ridiculously high and you don't have any experience in grappling. I'm an open weight judoka who plays against guys who actually know what they're doing who are all much taller than me, you aren't an exception or a new experience to me in terms of your proportions. I have vastly more skill and experience grappling against men your height, who actually know what they're doing, than you do against men like me.
That you think you can beat a skilled fighters and grapplers like DC or Muneta just because you're taller than them screams lack of actual fighting experience.

>big men are typically bullies and brutal.
that's not really true
big guys are usually more chill because they are confident

As a matter of fact, how about you take your own challenge and post a video of YOU fighting against a skilled grappler in a street fight or the octagon and show us all how your lack of grappling somehow doesn't doesn't matter just because you're tall.

>The absolute state of cope.
Not him, I am 194 cm tall and he is right that grappling has advantage over striking. Of course it's always a risk to try and take down an experienced fighter. Experienced muay thai fighter is harder to take down but a boxer? Tough luck unless you practiced defense against grappling or even better, wrestling or BJJ. However I disagree with him on that smaller guys have advantage. In grappling technique is everything and smaller guys are forced to hone it to perfection because that's all they have, that's why smaller guys are often better at it. A big guy can still overpower a smaller guy and has more leeway in technique.

>Not interested in your weeb techniques
BJJ is the opposite of weeb.

Jason NO!!!

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BASED AND REDPILLED

this is what you should've done.

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I've been btfo I have no way to respond to this.