Muh multiverse

I'm pretty sure RDJ has been phoning it in since iron man 3.
I can't image he would be in a rush to do another kids movie

parallel tony will just look different or they'll get riri is the iron man in that universe

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the kikes have given him so much money already it's very possible he might not have to do another movie ever again

Unless he (((somehow))) fell back into his old habits and made some poor financial decisions under the influence.

yeah nobody likes to make 100 million for 3 months of work

>Think they have a back-up Tony Stark in that parallel Earth?
No one is really dead when there is a multiverse. RDJ, Chris Evans and Scarjo will be back in some capacity.

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Send me to this universe, please.

>what about Thor
>uh he's not on the planet or something

>ok what about War Machine or Hulk or Scarlet Witch or Falcon or Bucky or one of the thousand SHIELD agents at your disposal I mean nigga there's literally giant elemental monsters tearing apart Europe and you're putting all this shit on me after my father figure just died in front of me?
>Oh they're all um busy or something

No one's ever really gone.......

Calm down Brie

why is he so cute?

>The struggle is real

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The guy has enough money so he never has to work again nor his children (if he has any).

MCU is pretty dull but this trailer actually pissed me off. Fuck SHEILD, Fuck cinematic universes and Fuck tony stark
ITS SPIDER-MAN!!!!!!

ara ara

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>shit eyes
>still a 8/10 cutie
if he had bright blue/green eyes he would be an easy 10

You know what, it'd be pretty interesting if he met redhead MJ from alternate universe and fell in love with her.

he already is a 10
I agree about the eyes, though

It is frustrating how Spidey feels like he's drowning in MCU shit constantly. One of the reasons the PS4 game was so superior, he actually felt like the focus.

This felt like if they made a Robin movie and had characters asking "hey where is batman"
At least that would be excusable. Spider-Man is the ONLY marvel character that's on Batman/Superman level and they turned him into a joke.
Even Sony handled the character better.
(Also the multiverse thing is a fake out because everyone guessed the plot from the teaser trailer and Mysterio was faking all the disasters himself)
At least the movie isn't set in New York anyway

99% chance he's uncut

...go on

Since most British guys that age are uncut

GOD DAMNIT, HENRY, STOP TURNING ME GAY

god i want to fuck his asshole

is she the chick from shazam?

you know this bit is funny but it also shows how "sjw" actually work: they just want to prove "people in power" (which, from Riri's pov in that pic, is her teacher) wrong. If her teacher had said "you'll never become a nurse" would've Riri said "i'm totally going to become that just to spite you even though it's not what i want"?

Thats good.

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT PARKER
THE AYY CRACKAS ARE ATACKING KFC WE NEED YOUR HELP
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

Aunt May actress

from which porn parody?

I really want to see more Captain Marvel - Spiderman interraction

He looks like a disgusting anglo manlet compared to Chico Lachowski.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marisa_Tomei
She started in the MCU in Civil War

He's ugly as shit and looks like Jamie Bell's younger brother.

It's gay and the sam raimi movies were better, fuck niggers, and fuck spider-boy. This faggot is no man.

what is Yea Forums's obsession with that 56% model? He's not unnattractive but using him as THE metric 10 for all men is such a meme it's unreal.

...

that's not marisa tomei you faceblind retard

tfw you ask to call for mommy Carol but shield decline

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too bad marvel looks nothing like that in the movie

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that's why you will die a virgin

>He's not unnattractive
Thanks for that hot take
youtube.com/watch?v=g0ain288biQ

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True, she looks better IRL. Many such cases!
#China #Releasetheemails

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Absolute Based

It's nice they took inspiration from Tommen, he was such a good boy

I'm not a virgin
>manjaw, plain face, fake tits, negative ass
compare to
>round jaw, seductive eyes, ass
and that's a mediocre sketch lmao
the state of briefags

he could play any marvel role, perfect face/body

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>I'm not a virgin
Stopped reading right there. Have sex.

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I'm a gigantic /ss/ fag and I enjoy talking about it but holy shit this is so unappealing to me. Brie Larson is just such a fucking potato in terms of looks and personality, especially with her fucking End Game haircut.

Yeah thanks, Sherlock.

>I'm a gigantic fag
you don't say

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What are they even trying to do with the trailer? Do they really think the can bait normies that mysterio is not a villain? Even people who didn't know him propably googled him and found out

Keep talking shit and I'll suck your dick

>STOP TURNING ME GAY

Yeah, blame Henry.

name my band

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Boipussies For The Black Stud

Yes, that's exactly what they think. They have Tom in interviews saying Mysterio is not a villain and they have a little/big brother relationship.
>Spider-Man: Far From Home Has A Scene Comparable To Vulture Twist, Says Holland
>There’s a scene in this film where audiences will feel like they were punched in the face. Even filming it, I remember walking out and then watching it again on the monitors and asking Jon [Watts], ‘Are you sure that's okay?’ And he's like, ‘No, it's not. People are going to hate this scene.’ But it really… God, it’s pretty crazy. And it's very similar in the way that it's very tense, and it sort of rips the rug from underneath your feet. It's pretty awesome.

The Cringe

>The Cringe
Already exists.
youtube.com/channel/UC3JencwMnBUnEGlXvTKYLCw