I'm a grown ass man. is iCarly worth a watch?

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Daniel

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Dan is a sick man

are you serious?

>a completely naked girl in a bathtub
Most fappable kid's show episode ever. I bet Dan is so proud of it.

Underrated

To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.

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miranda show her boobs and nipples in that show but the scene got blurred and never we see the uncensored scenes

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>scene got blurred
You can clear it with photoshop.

Just imagine being Dan and editing this episode. /Ourguy/ is a legend.

You'll just be making artificial pixels

Like Hollywood, everything is artificial. And?

it's like fake tits, i can't get off to those. i need to know it wasn't shopped

Everybody knows Kaley Cuoco's tits are fake, and nobody cares about. You are a bit weird, my friend.

It's really strange seeing Ariana grande look semi white.

mm
Nice, Dan.

shit people with shit taste who like shit*
Fake tits are abhorrent. They're expensive lies that make you look worse. It's exactly as bad as having surgery to give yourself a vagina, it's mutilation.

weirdo

This show is pretty funny desu if it was on hulu/netflix I'd rewatch it

>grown ass man

Who says this?

Dan Schneider fucked every girl on this show and rawdogged, came inside, and IMPREGNATED Jamie Lynn Spears.

I can't fucking believe it.

probably the last dankino show. victorious was okay at best and anything after is trash

I didn't know plebs of your ilk existed and referring to your life as existence is being kind.

Yes, it's a foot fetish show with some kid's programming thrown in around it.

Enough bragging, Dan "don't call me that" Schneider.

link to scene?

probably not

Cutie.
Don't she had a cum overdose at a college party?

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Checked

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yep if you are a footfag.

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Never change, Dan.

Lord have mercy

Nobody can blame Dan.

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BTR > iCarly

say no one never

I liked it.. Jerry Trainor was good.

Great taste, shes a much better choice. Now kys footfag

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What? No that show sucks, Cosgrove is funny. I just don't have that much Dan saved

Where is the token minority best friend who is also the "smart" one? You NEED him/her in current year.

Only the YTPs.

A grown ass man?

>tfw Cosgrove is almost 26 years old
time flies

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>does a shoot with pizza
She knows her demographic

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If she knew her demo, she would be naked.

She is in 3022, Miranda is a Yea Forumsroette user.

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everybody likes pizza

You better not lie to be, user. Source or pics?

THIS

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Checked
she told us about it ages ago user and now it’s close to release it’s up on IMDb allegedly there is a rough sex scene

>liking ayuwokei feet

Jeannette Mccurdy feet are superior

>I'm a grown ass man.
When has that ever stopped anyone?
youtu.be/e79PU5bEl_8

iCarly is made by and for adult men

her soles are too wrinkly

Believe me, I REALLY want to believe it, but Miranda is too innocent to do sex scenes. One man can dream, but not gonna happens.

It was really fun watching Jennette become way hotter than Miranda over the years.

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I watched it when I was like 19 with my buddies, we also watched Wizards of Waverly place when I was like 18 when it was still on disney channel. It's alot weirder now to watch that shit but if you have to watch one watch Victorious. They don't call Dan Scneider the man for no reason, that shit is cunny kinography, and ok if you like feet.

youtube.com/watch?v=wcAndC2Iehk

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a lot is two separate words

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>cunny
The show starts with them well past puberty. They've got tits and pit hair and everything.

I don't care shitskin I'm studying for anti-retrovirals right now I don't have time to correct my spelling so you monkeys can pat yourselves on the back for fixing grammatical errors.

I'm clapping for you jamal.

Season 1 they are like 15-16. I don't like any lower than that really.

And then get BLACKED

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OP, it really really comes down to how much you handle the psychopathic cunt Sam mary sueing her way through the show. It also dips in quality pretty hard towards the end, the writing is just phoned in, the scenarios get stupid even for a tween/teen show.
I have done this as well. the best episode for mirifapping is that one where she dates some dude who is clearly far too old for her and is wearing a really short skirt.
>it's another generic blonde bimbo with big tits episode
yawn.

>be wrong
>get called out
>wile out like a monkey
and you call others niggers
you're just wrong, accept it, learn from it, and if you don't want to learn from it, shut the fuck up instead of trying to justify it, dumbass

>I don't like any lower than that really
Filthy casual

>saying alot instead of a lot means I am wrong

Hahahahahah, you forgot a period by the way at the end of your post shitskin. Just letting you know :^).

More of a Filmore fan myself.

Disney shows are wholesome.

I don't watch degenerate Nick shows.

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agreed

There's nothing at IMDb about sex scenes.

It sounds like that dude had a weird obsession with her then she dropped his ass because he was a “bad kisser” read “bad in bed”

>Believing any of the shit women come out with when a relationship ends

Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider
Dan "All according to Plan" Schneider
Dan "Escape in a Glider" Schneider
Dan "The Man" Schneider"
Dan "The foot Biter" Schneider
Dan "Hadron cunny Collider" Schneider
Dan "The Insider" Schneider
Dan "Grown ass Man" Schneider
Dan "It's legal in Japan" Schneider
Dan "The Ram" Schneider
Dan "Mark her with a Lighter" Schneider
Dan "They'll never believe You" Schneider
Dan "Welcome to the Bakery" Schneider
Dan "The last one Ran" Schneider
Dan "The toe nail Grinder" Schneider

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>Miranda Cosgrove "icarly"
>highest paid female child star of all time
>highest paid child star under the age of 18 (2008 & 2009)
>highest paid Nickelodeon star
>highest paid non-basic cable actor (2009, 2010)
>She was paid $180,000 per episode when she was sixteen
>+100 episodes
>+20M

She sold her body soooooo well, if you ask me. Fair deal.

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>Dan "Hadron cunny Collider" Schneider

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Ariana is A-list singer now and Miranda is set for life thanks to iCarly. I feel bad for Victoria, she was Dan's fuck toy too but got a dead career as reward.

But at what cost?

That’s what I think too user but we can live in hope.

Yeah, she lost her soul and became a nympho. But Miranda is rich and set for life at least. As I said, fair deal to me.