We're not so different, you and I

>we're not so different, you and I

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>we want the same thing after all

>time for plan B
>what's plan B?
>RUN!

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>the enemy of my enemy is my friend

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>If you kill me you become me

>And your other sword

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>you think I would let you point it at me if it's loaded

>pulls sword out and it makes a metallic sound

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join me

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>we're not so diff-
>BANG BANG

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>heh, it was you all along, eh?

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>>all posts before me
have sex

>you guys come early. I thought you guys are supposed to come tomorrow
>what happened to Jack I don't see him
>sorry the building is closed you will have to wait until the next shift
>I don't see you on my appointment

>character goes to bar and looks at a woman
>cut to them having sex

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snap yep into the have sex compilation it goes

>character goes to bar
>I'll have a beer
>leave the bottle

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>guy is shirtless
>the girl is wearing his shirt
>guy says "come here"
Every fucking time

>looking for a job
>see "help wanted" poster
>rips off the poster and gets hired without an interview

>why?
>30 years of doing dirty jobs for my country and what do I get in return? A lousy piece of medal saying thank you for your service!
It's not exactly the same every time but half of the keywords and order are there.

>Uses the same three sounds over and over
>Never gets old
How did genndy do it

>where are we
>not where, who

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>we dont want to create a martir

>villain plays chess, listens to classical music and drinks expensive wine

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>tfw I actually used this line before when wanting to be mysterious to women

>Movie/series bloopers
>All actors laugh like a bunch of retards

>bloop
>Guess I'll have that can of grope...can of coke now
>pfffffttt
>another actor in their third act costume comes flying into the frame laughing

>director wants to show us the father bonding with his son
>scene where dad is throwing a ball to the kid's hand
>dad gets overwhelmingly proud because son can indeed catch a ball

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>I don't need a weapon

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>and your other badge

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>"we're settle this like men"
>everyone throws their guns away

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did it work?

>What if I told you I held the awnser to all your problems and all you had to do was....take a gamble

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>i have a boyfriend
>really? is he bigger than me?
mfw i actually used this

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>movie has no stakes because it makes too much money

did it get you some pusy

>hero kills bad guy
>his last words are "what have you done..."

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>After that last stunt you pulled, I've got the Chamber of Commerce doing cartwheels in my Coca factory!

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no also i was very drunk

>you're a loose cannon, but you get results

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based. the best villains are those classier than the protag

>one last thing: this conversation...never happened

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>you sure you got what i said
>you said nothing, i've never even met you
>good boy

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>It's on the left.
>Your OTHER left!

>stay here, I'll be right back

>join me, together we will be more powerful than ever

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>female character sucks dick like it's fresh air
>"i grew up with three brothers"

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lol

>AND YOUR OTHER GUN

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>and your other gun
>but i don't ha-
>GIVE IT TO ME OR EVERYONE DIES
>okay here it is

How do they know?

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>aaahhhh the d.a is fisting my swollen ass, i'm being literally raped in my office, all because of your little magic show rookie...for the love of god how do i explain this to my wife

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based and bonerpilled

what movie

This is the best though

You at least had balls enough to come off to a girl. That's more than most of the board or virgin ol' me can say.

based rookie btfoing boomer chief

it's come on not come off

I'm drunk and english is not my native tongue

Based

>i just don't understand.... how did you know it was me?
>i didn't, you just told me

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>you take the fifth, go right through left into the third, take three lefts, right, left and right again, drive 7,2 miles, take a right, turn into the small street next to the phone booth, take the third door, get into the fourth floor and ask for elvis jagger abdul-jabbar do nascimento, the password is 8953752895, got that?
>yeah

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>2 weeks suspension, no pay
>Come on, Chief. I got kids to feed!
>Make it 4
>Come on
>You know what, make it 5 since you like to talk so much!

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Your daughter's biopic

FUCK these tropes are comfy guys

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>who will be with me?
>5 seconds of silence
>unexpected character: I will
>Mee too!
>I'm in
>Okay whatever...
everyone now follows

>We are not in Kansas anymore

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>and my axe

>villain was preventing a greater evil from appearing
>couldn't just explain himself to the hero

>wait, i can explain
>no, i don't want to see you ever again

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>father and son grow estranged
>play baseball
>son becomes sarcastic about baseball

>"we need hour help"
>"I gave that up a long time ago"
>hero tries to appeal to retired guy's emotion
>"I'm sorry, you'll have to leave"
>...
>hero is cornered
>gunshot out of nowhere
>"You came back??"
>"Couldn't let you have all the fun now could I?"

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>and your other axe

>At the very least I need x hours to accomplish this
>You have x/2 hours

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>well i didn't think that...
>that's your problem! you don't think!

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>we don't know if it's a him or her

>you have to understand, it was just business. Not personal
>it was personal to me.

>drives off

>A: *explains rule number 1*
>B: "and what's rule number 2?"
>A: "remember rule number 1"

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>that's dangerous, how do we know that it even works
>we don't but it's our best guess

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>We are La Résistance

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>what's plan B?
>*cocks gun* I am

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>man in dark smoking

>mexican standoff
>both guns click

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>"this kid is ok."
>leaves

I read that as "dad throwing the kid's hand"

>We already know
>Who are "we"?
>It doesn't matter

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>what's plan b?
>pray

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dark and mysteriouspilled

>"we've only got one shot at this don't blow it"
>blows it

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>you don't talk much do you
>no

>you can't fire me, i quit

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>follow the good guy
>the bad guy is around the corner
>"I don't have any choice they made me"

lads, I'm from the uk and I just downloaded 50 pepes in the past 30 minutes.

am i on a list now? possiblt v&?

>Male comic relief is baking muffins in a pink apron
>I grew up with three SISTERS

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expect the BBC at your door any moment now

>Tell me, after everything, after all the blood and the killing. Was it worth it?
>no
>yes
>maybe

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>character steals a car
>the keys are in the sun visor

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But this is awesome and fucking hilarious.

>no also i was very drunk
No, you weren't.

kek

>ywn be that cool

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absolutely subversive

>is that a gun or you are just happy seeing me

>sits on tuilet to prevent monster from coming out
>reaches for toothpick from dirty tuilet floor
>gets killed

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>Dwayne Johnson
>dances ballet, sings karaoke, coaches girls' team
>does it for his daughter

Karaoke is masculine though.

I am talking about the same cliche he alone did 3 times

It's always the little daughter when they want to subvert macho man stereotype

>gun pointed at antagonist's head
>"You won't do it! I dare you to actually do it"
>protagonist struggles too keep the gun and drops it

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Are you my dad?

>whos with me?
>Characters start standing up one by one Until they are all with him
>only one left is an Edgy character with a care free attitude; "ah what the hell" He smiles and joins them

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>martir
sounds like a Nolan movie

>we have 2 rules here. rule number 1: there are no rules...

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bar tenders do actually ask if you want it in a bottle or glass

that did happen to me once: I did a 2 hour trial, at the end they told me I had the job, and asked if I could do the whole shift for another 6 hours

>Well what's plan B?!?
>THERE IS NO PLAN B!

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>protagonist tries and fails to perform a special technique in the first act of the movie
>overcomes his barriers and uses the same technique to kill the antagonist

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>if you kill him, you'll be just like him

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>model with glasses tapping keyboard furiously
>"it's no use, they're counter-hacking us"
>green skeletons start dancing on the screen
>"get in the new guy, he hacked into the pentagon mainframe when he was only 15"
>quirky greenhaired nerd girl comes in
>"who said anything about a he?"
>taps keyboard
>"i'm in"

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This is so fucking true and annoying

>oh, and one last thing... we never had this conversation
>what conversation?

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In response to this has anyone ever said:

>No I won't be like him, because I'll still be alive.

It feel bad that I'll never get to say that.

>never asks which brand of beer

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>under a minute left on bomb's "digital timer display".
>hero goes in to disarm it with only a pair of dikes and no protective gear.

>disarms it at the last second

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>there's only 1 second left when the bomb is finally disarmed

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>how did you know that you had to cut the red wire
>i didn't

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>says the woman in a beret with an Sten gun

Still better than The Shining

>I did it in X/4, Chief

>Main character and female sidekick
>Sidekick girl has a shower
>They have sex
>The sidekick was the main character's daughter

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>where are we?
>not where, but what

was this Kickass?

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No Oldboy, I didn't realise there was incest in Kickass.

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>what are we?
>not what, but how

Always kino

>Hero's sidekick sacrifices themselves
>Turns out they weren't dead

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jesus c hrist all this rare pepes

>woman is attractive
>they show their tits

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>final battle is inside an old factory
>villain trips and falls inside a giant meat grinder
>"yikes I don't think he's gonna be in the sequel"
>a sequel was never made

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based frogposters

>the villains philosophy is actually correct

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>hero bests villain
>spares villain's life, drops weapon and walks away
>"you should have killed me when you had the chance!"
>villain draws gun
>sidekick shoots villain
>"thanks kid"

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based based frogposters poster

Name one (1) film where this happens

>We can rule together.

terminator 2

>what matters is our plan

is it even possible to make a film w/o tropes

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>Hero defeats the "villain"
>The villain was actually just an underling working for the villain
>The real villain now knows about the hero

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God I fucking love this in Dr No

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Name two (2)

you just have to invent new tropes

Yes, by not being a cringleord redditor

>character is trying to bring a much worse situation to light
>boss isn't having any of it
>"He's in shock. Send him to the infirmary."

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>sidekick comes back from retirement to save the hero
>sacrifices himself in order to save him
>tell my daughter I love her

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>and when do you need this?
>YESTERDAY

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same sort of situation with me
>walking home from college
>see "help wanted" poster in shop window
>go inside
>small family business selling stupid electronic crap like overpriced goldplated HDMI cables
>tell the owner i would like to work there
>next day i am working there
he paid me in cash too not sure the legality of the whole thing but was very comfy seeing as no one ever went to that shop (had honestly 1 customer a day and spent most of my time on his computer - worth nothing i checked his browsing history once and it was FULL of teen porn links)

>villain deals the fatal blow to the hero
>"Finally, I win"
>Not while I am still alive
>Hero arises from the ashes even stronger and defeats the villain
>And that's why you never give up for dead the good guy

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>I work alone

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>But the X!
>To hell with the X

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This is actually cinematic kino

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>not this time
>here's your partner, a wise cracking jive negro who's the complete opposite of you in every way

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>they come to respect each other in the end

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>"alright everyone, we're in the Endgame now"

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I don’t have a good Pepe for it, but trailers that take an intense piece from the movies score and just cut to a new scene after each big hit are starting to really fucking annoy me.

Got an example? Not sure what you mean

That was a bad explanation, lemme find one, they all seem to be like this now.

>"you can't stop me"
>'no, but he can'

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I miss Hannibal posting

This actually explains it perfectly
youtu.be/KAOdjqyG37A
I cannot stand this format anymore.

>fragile 150cm girl who couldn't bench the bar beats up five special operator males because women are just as strong as men

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>Character puts gun to other character's head
>"Well? What are you waiting for?"
>They can't pull the trigger and drop the gun

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>one guy keeps his gun
>shoots everyone

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>villain doesn't immediately kill the hero when has the chance to savour the moment

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based

>what's in it for me?

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>Villain has a cutesy personal side while still being a cunt

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>car explodes
>"I just paid that thing off!"

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>well, at least it's not raining
>character looks up and a piano falls on his head

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I miss Hannibal

the picture you posted is a decent example

>good guy and bad guy are actually related

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wire head frog meme go get me a production team!

>Character goes to a bar
>doesn't get ignored by the bartender.

Movies are fake.

>good guy and bad guy are actually brothers
>good guy is chad who got along with everyone and had a minor problem with his childhood
>bad guy is the little brother who clearly had a higher handicap because of loneliness/autism/hatred but movie makes it seem as if he's the bad guy
The bad guy little brother learns from his mistakes and teams up with chad brother to defeat greater evil which the little brother helped before but now he sees its evil

Little brother sacrifices himself in the end to save his big brother

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>nuclear reactor is exploded
>this guy is in shock.

Fantastic thread lads, making a folder as we speak

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>hacker character takes out a hammer and starts smashing his keyboard
>'I'm in"

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>share some meme images
>retard collects them

>that's a nice collection of frogs you have there, would be a shame if something were to... happen to it

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>On the count of three, to your right!
>...
>1...
>2...
>moves left
>To your OTHER right

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>And your other weapon
>And your other badge

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Where's the quip/one liner that comes at the end of the trailer? Is that exclusive to capeshit?

ah yes, because everyone else in this thread only has the one frog image they posted here and literally nothing else

>Over my dead body
>*shoots*
>[Insert catch phrase]

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Perfect thread to ask what kino means.

isnt the bad guy usually the older brother? I think it's because the older brother is meant to be like a role model to the younger one, so it adds more drama when the protag finds out he's evil

it means good

"wow this was kino"

Taekugki

kino

The highest tier of artistry in motion pictures. Kino is above all the other categories (Joints, Flicks, Movies, Film, and Cinema).

Kino can only be enjoyed by patricians. Plebeians aren't ready for kino, as they would have trouble picking up on the subtle sociological themes & masterfully-executed yet intentionally-mistransmitted messages that always seem to fly right over lesser minds undetected. These motion pictures are eternally poignant, forever relevant, steeped in an understanding of the world and exuding it unto others like a blessing from heaven, made from important thinkers, visionaries. Unlike bar-lowered shite-content-pushers like Tarantino. Joints, flicks, and movies appeal to a wide range, while Kino is for people with a true passion and understanding of filmmaking.

Pleb: I just saw the new superhero movie! It was so AWESOME!

Patrician: Get out of my sights, people with taste watch Kino like Le Ravageur

Pleb: Bruh, get outta here with that boring poop!

Scar, Loki, Orm, and Azula all come to mind as evil young siblings.

Lol this is so weirdly specific you autist

>can you say anything besides "No"?!?
>Yes

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ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

>If you want him, you'll have to go through me first!

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>rule number 2; no feet on the furniture

>I watch James Bond

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Sounds based

>say something!
>"something."

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>tell me when
>"when"

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>insanely racist black guy is presented as a good guy

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>insanely angry black guy approaches
>actually is really sweet

>I...I Didn't think..
>THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DIDN'T THINK!

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>leave me here, i'll only slow you down
>no!
>it's an order!

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>WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW
>but I WONT leave him behind
>hes GONE, we need to go..

>two cars at stop light
>white granny and thugs
>abrasive and music playing
>music fades out as granny drives away

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>horror movie
>character gets scared of something
>it's just a cat
>later another character goes to the same place
>"don't worry, it's just a cat"
>it's actually an alien zombie shapeshifting lizard that rips his skin off and eats his heart

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>mac

>"W-Who are you..?"
>"I'm just the [insert minimum wage job]"

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>who are you
>it doesn't matter, what matters is what i know

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based

>That's impossible, I BEHEADED HIM
>But did you kill him?

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>male and female characters after having sex
>lying in bed covered by sheets
>"Damn that was good"
>"I did grow up with four brothers"

>"I'll have a whisky, straight up."
>"What the fuck are you talking about? Do you mean 'neat'? You fucking autist."

>sheet goes up to mans genitals but up to womans boobs

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it's language, not tongue

>ask for elvis jagger abdul-jabbar do nascimento
kek

>alright, what's plan B?
>that WAS plan B

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K I N O

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Have kids

>character explains anal sex by folding a paper in half and sticking a pen through it

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>I'm not afraid of you
>You should be

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>how do i know i can trust you
>you can't

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Interstellar? lmao

>how are we?
>not how, but why

>no criminal record, no job history, no known education, never married, not on any social media, no one knows the guy, locked inside his apartment 24/7, it's like this guy doesn't even exist
>not even a parking ticket, sir?
>not even a fucking driver's licence

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>This guy's a ghost

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>When do you need this?
>Ten minutes ago

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>Why are you doing this? What do you want?
>Justice!

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Absolute kino

>We need to stop Dr Pinbacker he is CRAZY
Read: It's ok to kill him

>What happened to you, man? What made you turn up like this?
>The world. The world happened to me.

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>I am just a TRASH COLLECTOR
>the movie's name is TRASH COLLECTOR

ah-bloo-bloo

Easter?

Pepe be like "Oo-hoo-HOOH!"

it's not specific at all because it happens in everything

watch sex

>No! Stay with me, goddamit! You're a fighter! Fight!

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Why must the guy say come here????
They usually say this after the guy and the girl discussed something and wrap up the scene

>tell my waifu I love her
>no you tell her yourself
the guy may or may not survive but he is usually irrelevant

>the alien is always a shapeshifting lizard zombie

>Check. Mate.

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>five minutes left
>friend presumed dead shows up with a gun
>"why?"
>"for the money of course"

>You just couldn't leave it well alone, could you? No! You always have to meddle!
>You did this, not me!

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"Native tongue" is commonly used in English. Tongue can also mean language by itself, but it's rarely used without the qualifier "native" or "foreign".

>character is an American cop in japan
>Here is your partner, Detective Baishunpu-chan
>Don't go to Yakuza territory, It's too dangerous!

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>tell my family I love them
>you don't have a family
>oh...right

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>hero's last bullet misses villain
>"you missed"
>"did I?"
>ridiculous rube goldberg sequence starts from whatever the bullet hit, ending in villain's death

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>Y- you won't do it! I know you! You wouldn't harm a fly!
>You don't look like a fly to me.

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STANNIS

KINO

>smart guy speaks Mandarin to a Chinese man
>"Your Mandarin is perfect. But let's get into business"

>man gives woman a gun and asks if she knows how to use it
>she takes the clip out and puts it back in

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>Uses computer
>"Starting download sequence"
>"The download will take *three* minutes"

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>woman asks for a gun
>"you even know how to use that thing?"
>"just point at the badguys and pull the trigger, right?"

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>Hero hits villain with a wrench
>WRENCH TO SEE YOU

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>hero gives the everyday guy helping him a gun
>"just point at the bad guys and pull the trigger"
>he ends up getting himself captured because he didn't know how to take the safety off

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>I grew up with six brothers
OR
>my dad wanted a boy
OR less often
>one night bad guys came to my dad and I decided never be bullied again

>you speak Mandarin?
>you don't ?

>But that's- that's impossible!
>I know... but somebody forgot to tell him.

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>peers through blinds
>what's going on?
>where you followed?

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ah-bloo-bloo

every time

WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?

>You can't do that!
>Oh yeah, watch me!

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>mother tongue

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>You got the money?
>You got the stuff?

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>criminal searching for homeowner's spare key
>lifts up potted plant
>"POTTED PLANT ALARM ACTIVATED"

every single movie

>yeah? you and what army?
>this one

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>character opens a door
>gets on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur

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ah-bloo-bloo

>Who's in charge here?
>I am
>Not anymore, FBI, we're taking over the case

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>from the producer of

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>Come with me!
>There's no time! GO!
>character rides off on transportation that can clearly accommodate more than one individual and it would have taken literally one second for them to get on and not die for absolutely no reason instead

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>from the guys who watched _____

>drinks are on me when we get back
>doesn't make it back

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>explaining yourself to your brother who banished you the last time you did the right thing, and also stole your crush
>or to the crazy bitch who is hellbent on hunting you down, and also hates your crush
"No!"

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>cropping my Lucifer and Castiel apu
Semi based

I fucking love these threads so much

>which conversation?
>exactly

Give birth.

are you my dad?

The press is gonna have a field day with this thread.

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>"do you have enough bullets?"
>hero checks guns
>"yes I have"
>headshot
>"how many bullets you had??"
>"just one"

I need you to initial here, here, and here

>character explains a grade-school level concept of science using high school level vocabulary
>GRRR UUUNGH ME WANT IN-GUSH BRAIN MAN

>We need a master of infiltration for this job
>I know just the person
>cut to next scene
>Did you contact the guy?
>girl walks in "Hey guys!"
>Who said anything about a guy?

>cuts to a talking dog

Name 3 movies that say this. unironically you can’t.

>No who.
>When not.

never seen a thread reach the image limit before

>something that’s never happened

Ominous apu scares me

He lives in England, which BBC should he be on the lookout for?