The Battle of Winterfell was going to be better than Helms Deep

use google

shameless.com/videos/extremely-tall-lesbian-rocky-emerson-vs-short-jasmine-grey/

Ya, just imagine..

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It was certainly a hell of a lot longer

make me lol owned

Short girls are kino and I get to look them in the eye.

Tall girls are kino too. Average height girls are the plebs

Imagine your tall gfs huge feet

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>Helm's deep intercut with treebeard zzz council
Yikes

Lord of the rings films were shit and you know it

haha im sorry guys maybe im crazy but haha just imagine 4'9 or 5'2 girl okay ? and like... fucking her savagely, viciously and brutally. Just being on top of her and holding her neck, pushing her to her fucking pillow and just ramming her pussy from top, bottoming that bitch out while she has no power and she feels a little bit hurt but she fucking likes it. Caveman shit you dig me. Just fucking her into oblivion. Dominating that little bitch. She is mine.

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Who is axactly funding this shit on the rings campaign I've been seeing the last couple of days?

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>dark battle intercut with TWD Arya in a Library

helms deep isnt that good

How do i get a tall gf?

Still trying to work out how to get a gf, nevermind a tall one.

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Wait actually i have a story. So im 5'8 (~174 cm). Im chilling it's early morning. And this very tall girl comes in. She is fucking stunning. Her height was like ~6'0 at least. And the way she looked at me bros. Very arousing and very sexy. She also followed me and looked at me a lot when i was heading to my work. Cool stuff huh.

They had a tv budget. Why make such ludicrous claims

You should be tall or be a chad. Or be both, like me

>will never know the feel of a tall qt forcing herself on me

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Tall gf's are overrated. The ideal height for a girl is such that while you're fucking her on her back you can rest your face on her feet

I just want to be picked up by a 6'1" woman once in my life. That's all. I can die happy after that.

It was actually weird. I don't really think she was into me but her look was really like that. I tried to just walk faster and when i was on escalator i look to the left and she was there looking at me and it was even kinda awkward. I would fuck her brains out in a bedroom tho. I would do everything with her. But i was legitimaly confused at that moment. Even tho im 20 and she was like 25 or something

I can't wrap my mind around this one. How?

You blew it. She totally wanted to peg you

shit fuck my life. Im not into ass play but i would lick her stuff and let her dominate me even tho im not into being sub at all. She was stunning and very fucking sexy. Damn i cant even forget the way she looked at me. Shieeeet.

Pushing her legs up, of course.

She thought you were rich and wanted to #metoo the shit out of you, dodged a bullet there user.

Imagine a girl on her back. Now instead of spreading her legs like in missionary position you grab them and hold them extended upwards. With a taller gf you might even be able to put them over your shoulders, but with an ideal height gf you can just lean forwards and bury your face in her delicious feet

i was in a regular adidas sweatshirt and black jeans what the fuck.

A gotcha. I was thinking that fucking her on her back meant something like doggystyle.

But yeah, missionary with feet on your face is kino

None, it's GoTfags and they do it for free.

Be less autistic. I would've at least said hi

There were so many people around it's underground shit. And it would've been so awkward like short young dude trying to hit on her. Im too self -conscious for that shit

anyone got the pic without text?

Every time OP posts this thread, it gets more and more off-topic.

Someday the mods will notice that it's just a ruse. Someday.

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No one except GRRM thinks asoiaf is better than lotr. Stop with all the fucking REE NORMIES strawmen

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for me its the Alpha Taller GF

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How does it feel to have a tall girlfriend, Yea Forums ? I don't know since i have never had one in my life.

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this

Its heaven
t.5'8 with 6'2 gf

I went to this "aquarium" and holy fuck it sucks balls. It's a tiny dark room you pay $15 to go into in order to look at bottom feeders that they sell at walmart. The entire upper level is a gift shop that sells keychains for twice the ticket price.

Tall GF, especially if she has big tiddies/ass or is strong, is the most patrician thing in life

STORIES. TELL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL IN DETAILS

I had a girlfriend who was slightly taller than me and she made me very insecure about my height. She'd always made snide remarks about it. I also dated a woman who was much taller than me (4 inches), and it fine. It just depends on the woman.

Used to do this with my ex.

could i get laid easily in murrica as a 190cm finngolian?

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i have a theory. When she is slightly taller than you she will be insecure. When she is very fuckin tall she wiil give no fucks

Probably, but it would have more to do with your accent and exotic status than your height. American women love foreign accents

>had the chance of a tall gf
>blew it completely and utterly

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I mean Jasmine Grey is a seasoned porn "actress" so she is used to taking big dicks. It's just fucking me up mentally, like a giant penis in such a small body.... It seems literally impossible...

all finns are extremely autistic about their english accent

nah super tall are the insecure ones

Nah men they all different like us. I mean about size. Some 6'0 girl can't take 6 inches and this 4'9 will take over 7 easily. Random shit.

Wish my gf were tall with monstrous feet ( ._.)

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I think that very tall women just care less because they grew up being taller than their crushes. They tend to be insecure as teens, but once they get over that insecurity they don't give a fuck

I'm not good at retelling events
>she was born in the countryside
>tomboy
>we meet each other in the town during lunch in secondary school
>hit it off
>eventually invites me to her house while her dad is gone
>we watch The Last Samurai and fug
>we were both virgins so didn't have much of a notion on what to do
>when the deed is done we just lay in bed where she's wrapped over me with her long limbs
>pure comfy
Whenever we go out to parties she likes to wear heels to make herself seem even taller.

Yes this is what i meant
fucking good i hope you will be happy together forever.

I love it but, sadly, tall women don't know how to fuck

Idaf about got, but I'd take that hot little Asian over the giant roastie.

>snide remarks

user, she was probably just teasing you.
I'm a somwehat abnormally tall man, and since I was 10, I was taller than my mom. I used to call her midget, and that was before I stopped growing.
My wife is about an entire foot (or more) shorter than me, and she's actually half an inch taller than the average woman (she looked it uo, lol) and I make short jokes to her all the time.

We'll be in a department store, and every time we walk by baby shoes, I go "look honey, they make them in your size"

It's all in good fun.

Unless ur ex was a bitch about it or something.

well how tall are you?

Nah, I get the distinction between jokey teases and sincere bullying. She was clearly insecure about the fact that I was shorter. She'd do things like squat lower in pictures and refuse to wear heels when we went out together. And even teases can betray real feelings, depending on how they're done.

Who are some more tall porn actresses?

Ah yes, the other porn actress is pure, right?
Weebs getting more pathetic by the day.

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what about my fucked up russian accent?

names?

pretty sure women all over the world love "exotic" tall foreigners

>the battle for helms deep was 17 years ago

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Having a tall gf is good, but it makes your dick feel small

Russians get bad boy points for being associated with the whole Russia-gate thing. I think some American women would find that hot

>6'5 male
>see this
new fetish on the verge, bros.

>TFW 6'2
>TFW I'll never have a tall dominant gf

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6'2" as a man is life on easy-mode. It's the perfect male height

why do you guys want tall girlfriends? they are difficult to carry, look less cute in your own clothes and backtalk a lot more

>is life on easy-mode
lolno

You manlets have a skewed worldview when it comes to height.

I'd be a billionaire with a 10/10 model wife if only I were 3 inches taller

ez mode starts at 6'4"

6'2" is easily the optimal male height, you're taller than 90% of the people you meet but not freakishly so

Doesn't mean that you're living life on easy mode. There's more to being successful than being tall.

You could be tall but:
>Lanky
>Awkward
>Ugly
>Fat
>Low self esteem
>Yea Forums poster
etc

But at least you’re not a pathetic manlet obsessing over how tiny your dick is and how you’ll never have a tall gf as she’s fucking tall chads like myself

>But at least you’re not a pathetic manlet
True that. I always chuckle at manlets who try to pull the tough act off, they're adorable.

I'm 5'6" and my dick is 7.5". And given how small I am, I have really good dick per capita

Thats literally the worst part about tall gfs, their giant massive ugly feet

See Massive feet are my fetish, I'd fucking love to bury my face in clown tier feet.

Helms was retarded too with elves randomly showing up when men were supposed to be standing up for their own. Then we have Legolas skating down steps because Jackson thinks that shit is cool.

>implying I can't slip and swerve between your lanket legs like Luke fighting an AT-AT walker
Try me bitch

Awww, he thinks he's people *pat* *pat* :3

I went to the doc last week and got my height measured officially, 5'8" exactly. Give it to me straight boys, is it terminal

and she regularly pins you down and forces you to kiss her feet

she will also dominate and humiliate other girls at her workplace by forcing them to do the same and they're all too scared to speak up or she'll do it overtime to them!

yes you midget. 5'9" here. looking down on you

That's short, but it's not a death sentence. You're still taller most women.

jeez, she can just stick her jugs in your face and there's NOTHING you can do about it! you'd be helpless as she dominates you and uses her superior strength and size to force you into submission

its all good user

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brehs...

>youtube.com/watch?v=yMSOkJsZSyo

>tattoos
yikes

someone post that webm with gal gadot using her size to submit the other girl in the changing room

moar!

holy fuck. do you think she's in to femdom?

Fuck me sideways, her feet are probably the best I've ever seen.

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youtube.com/watch?v=bXn1xavynj8

more like this pls

imagine if one day she just walked into your house, pinned you down with her dominating frame and muscular legs and forced you to lick those feet for 5 hours straight

there'd be NOTHING you could do to stop it

why are you arguing with a literal discord tranny?

>t. seething manlet

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Imagine your face between her feet

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15 years ago I fucked a chick who was a professional basketball player in my country, I still jerk off to that memory. She gave me several fetishes.

how do i get a gf like this?

does she do porn or just sell these pics?

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>Face at tits height
Based manlet

it's not fair. me want snoo snoo

You should've realized these idiots have no idea of how battles looked like in history or even any common sense when Ramsay ordered archers to fire into the backs of his own cavalry. That was so retarded from so many angles I'm still amazed no one told them to don't do it.

tallest i dated was 6ft and she was too much desu

fuck I want a tomboy gf more than a tall gf, and you got both
I'm jealous user

>5'8
>once fucked a girl that was 6'2, pretty butch
>fucking incredible
>was doing her from behind, went to grab her hair, and couldn't reach lul
Felt like I was fucking a canoe. 11/10 would do again

Tall user here. I wish I were a few inches shorter at 6'2. If only for buying normal fucking human clothes.

It's from Mylf.com
As far as I know user there's only a pay source. Someone posted a torrent or some shit here weeks ago but I can't remember what it was. Video isn't even that impressive.

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this is shooped, I can see the last "great" battle panel.

Helm's Deep was bad because it was fucking 2 hours long with mediocre CGI and had to be punctuated with slapstick to keep it entertaining.

examples like this gives me a new appreciation for good cinematography. RIP Andrew Lesnie.

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>tfw 5,5ft manlet
> have a tall girl fetish
>live in chile
>all girls are bellow 5,3 ft

What the fuck

Should i move to another country?

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