Who is the best orc in Lord of the Rings and why is it based Guritz?

it's THE lord of the rings you fucking mong

That ork that drop-kicked the other ork down the ladder which started the whole brawl over Frodos Mithril-shirt.

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This makeup looks so dated. Why didn't they just CGI the orcs like in the Hobbit?

he should've been in the battle of five armies battling some guy and going "I'm gonna wear your head as a hat!"

that one orc who shown from close-up, leone style, aiming his bow at faramir's cucksoy falange

Orcs are the scourge of Middle Earth
Germans are the scourge of Europe
Its poetic because it rhymes

this guy always seemed like he was a victim of circumstances and would rather be living somewhere in peace

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that one that follows merry and pippin through the woods

Me on the right

Cirith ungol brawl was the best shit
youtube.com/watch?v=heorwUlRb6A

That's not a decapitated head of an enemy though, in the Director's commentary Fran Walsh explains that Guritz was mommy's boy and attached her head onto his helmet after she died. No I am not making this shit up.

a sneedposter if there ever was one

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I've never watched the behind-the-scenes stuff for these movies, but did they do the orcs kind of like Romero did the zombies in Day of the Dead, where the ones that were close to the camera had real elaborate makeup effects, but the ones in the back just wore Halloween masks, or had their faces pained grey?

ah yes, hans gothmog the classic german name.

Orcs have staples?

>He's got snot running out of his nose

The fucking attention to detail in these movies. I had never noticed that until now.

how the fuck do men even compete with badasses like Gorbag?

This guy is straight out of orc high school, just hungry to kill something.

I really need to rewatch these movies, but I always stall out during Fellowship, because I've seen it so many times. I can't skip straight to Two Towers either though, because autism.

These Orcs look like Americans

Yeah I'm basic, sue me

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He's a Yeti

>a sneedposter if there ever was one

I hate that this makes sense

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not to mention the ichor coming out of his mouth most likely from his own sharp teefies cutting him

The Orcs look like lower class English/Pakistanis

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This guy has tumors on his face, a tiny arm and is still a commander fighting in battle.

Dude owned

>that bottom left
>probably thought he was joining some hardcore hool club
>ISIS FC ULTRAS or some shit

youtube.com/watch?v=IPk1dgyYprU

*dropkicks you from minas morgul*

nothin' personnel uruk

this

That's Big Gavin, Captain of Dol Guldor to you

Orc on the right looks like he’s about to say
>Bane?

me on the left

Why are you wearing a WW1 French helmet?

He was conscripted into Saurons army right after he left the history reenactment centre

>release the prisoners
>CATAPULTS
based

oi, it pretects me head :D

now that's true dedication

What are the actual chances of the LotR show actually being good?

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seven

I like the one that goes Mike Tyson on that Gondorian soldier’s neck when they start storming the city.

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...

he’s had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days

>implying Marshawn Lynch isnt the GOAT orc

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Whoops, forgot the picture.

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impressive

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those look like americans

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He looks like he shits himself before every battle.

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based Guritz, /ourorc/

This looks like the usual britbong bar brawl on liveleak.

That's radical. Those orcs probably stream wrestling or something when not eating human babies.

Guritz is male??

Those are all white Americans though.

But i thought Orcs were corrupted elves and weren’t born but created or something

He looked so happy to shoot that arrow too

This guy is what I picture your average Yea Forums poster looks and behaves like.

that armour looks kinda comfy

dude's got forehead piercings

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He looks like the Grinch when Jim Carrey did it

orcs have mothers? there are orc females?

and orc children

Tolkien never really made up his mind on how Orcs are made, so it's hard to say. Uruk Hai are Orc-human rapebabies though, so we know they can breed at least.

the only true answer

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BY GOD IT'S GRISHNAKH WITH A STEEL CHAIR

OI OI LADS GORBAG 'ERE FINKS LORIEN ARE GUNNA WIN THE CUP

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u can also tell which orc is a decedent of a human or elf (by the ears).

>Bradford

God damn I'm so thankful I was moved out of that shithole when I was very young.

> ROAAARRGGHHHH

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HEY YOU GUUUUUUYYYYS!

You know this guy has a great gamestation back at Minas Morgul

this. legit looks like a trump rally

He looks like he was dared to lift that boulder over his head.

darth maul

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he actually does say it in the books!

HERE HE COMES

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you know that the "goths" were a germanic tribe?

Did they make this one look like Johnny Rotten on purpose, or on accident?

imagine having to fight one of these dudes, what would you do?

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OH FUCK

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CAAAAAM OOOOON
GROOOOND
SMAAAASH THAA
FEEECKIN DOOOOR

something other than shoot arrows, I know that much

attack the unarmoured legs

Shoot them with the 4 pounder like the first colonists?

french orc

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Why's he got draenei legs?

die

INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUND

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where did it all go so wrong...

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Weren't all these fuckers played by Maoris? Big bastards

the black speech of mordor is based on teutonic lingual forms according to Tolkien, since they were derived from Altaic languages they have that harsh guttural sound which is synonymous with barbarianism, partly due to Roman influence.

I always feel bad for him, because he looks kinda innocent and childish

My speed and agility will easily gain me the victory.

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Yea Forums captures a sneed poster (colorized)

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RULES OF NATURE

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OOOOO

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1. They wanted to get money out of it as fast as possible, and got pissed at Del Toro for taking two years with pre-production, even though LotR took over 5
2. They owed a fuckton of different people money just to get all the rights to make the Hobbit movies, because even though they had the rights to LotR, they didn't for the Hobbit, therefore they made it a three movie franchise just to actually make money out of it

These movies also fucked up New Zealand really badly

tfw your wifes elf boyfriend is coming over later

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youtube.com/watch?v=uTRUQ-RKfUs

really good series of videos on what went wrong with the Hobbit

*Feanor comes and slaps your ass*

Pick up the soap, Orc boy

or you could just read the book and realise everything should be from Bilbo's perspective because he's the protagonist and this isn't an epic.

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okay dude, sure. There's a lot more wrong than just that

>These movies also fucked up New Zealand really badly
how?

>Lindsay Ellis
No

there this bts as well that shows what happened

youtube.com/watch?v=20vA9U7J2qQ

Why are they always bald?

I've never watched her in anything else, but these are very good videos.

High T.

New Zealand actors went on strike because they were obviously being payed much much less than the English actors they were bringing over. New Zealand is of course very proud of being the location that LotR was filmed, and Peter was extremely opposed to going elsewhere, but MGM and New Line had no issues going elsewhere to film. The threat of filming the Hobbit elsewhere made the country of New Zealand back down so hard that the Prime Minister basically passed a law saying that New Zealand actors can't take any kind of legal action for making less money. So now it's so cheap to make movies in New Zealand that basically everyone does it and actors from New Zealand are just fucked

Shagrat's a dirty cunt who couldn't handle not finding the cool shit first.

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literally just shine a flashlight at them, not even memeing. yes they were bred to be able to move in sunlight but they're still vulnerable to bright lights, just get a high lumen flashlight and zap them

Every time someone calls him "Hackson", I want them to take into account just what it was that was being asked of him

There was no way a good product was gonna come out of this

But he can be known for his over reliance on CG. Even Viggo pointed this out and said that by the Return of the King less and less practical effects were being used.

yeah I definitely feel like all the giant spiders should have been practical

>Late as usual, Polish scum!
Come on, there's nig work here and each to it!

Jesus Christ Jackson

reddit

>emergency bananas

Tolkien is probably the most eternal of anglos after Kipling

orcs have a potassium definciency

Where did they get gunpowder from?

the originals were corrupted elves and became their own race. almost all info on then is theoreticall tho since tolkien never fleshed them out that much. like where are all the females? I find it hard to believe they're all kept in underground brood chambers. more likely about half of the orcs you see in lotr are women you just can't tell

LEGOLAAAAAAAAAS!

saruman made it from the raw components that exist naturally in middle earth

Lies, he imported it from Rhun, they have proto-firearms and flamethrowers.

orcs = huns

bend over and take his big orc cock

Do they have little orc cradles?

would you sooner fuck or fight him?

I never quite understood the deal with orcs being so deformed. Are they all british?/

Yeah, with rusty spikes all over

they're deformed cursed elves

The way one of those guys gets on the wall and kills like 5 people in one swing was very impressive