/got/

I can't wait until D&D subvert our expectations again and instead of Cleganebowl, Jon kills Gregor while Sandor's asleep

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Hes coming back lads

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Argghhhhhhhhhhhh

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coughposting is now a thing on the wiki, thoughts?

Fat man GRRM can't even stop stuffing his fat face to help secure his legacy with a finished series before he gets a deca-heart attack

Admit it, you'd drop your height to 5'7 if it meant you could be as handsome and smooth as Kit.

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Seeing as i'm 5'8 yeah i would give the inch up

AGGGGHHHHH WHY, WHY WAS I WRITTEN IN JUST TO FEEL PAIN?

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Don't worry user. When he dies some publisher will buy the rights to it from his family and hire a team to put more stories together from this universe.

Dany!

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*Ahem*

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/got/

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Or Arya kills him

>"CGI issue"

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Sansa!

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>Gain 7 inches
I can't do my height joke if that were true

They had strapless bras in ASOIAF?

buddy, if i'd give me that hairline he has, i'd do 5'5 and fucking happy

The grieving continues

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I love how weirded-out that publicist gets when she realizes what she's watching and then almost runs into a rando as she's trying to scoot out of there...

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Yes!

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>OMG why didn't he pet the little pup pup. #dogmom #furbabylife
Dog owners didn't used to be so fucking annoying.

In my headcanon he pats, hugs, and kisses Ghost goodbye with a slight tear rolling down both of their eyes

he was the GOAT or was it Selmy?

I really wouldn't, manlets get dunked on pretty hard already though so I try not to shit on them too much.

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I used to hate her but now she is my favourite. Is this normal?

he's not lying. Those direwolves were always a huge pain in the ass to get right, apparently. They weren't just uncommonly large dogs.

Aggghhhhh!

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what is her problem?

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the cutest

looks better with her mouth open because it distracts from how squashed and wide her face is

Arya!

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I looked for you in Burlington Bar

Let's predict plotlines from the doom of valyria spin off

Here's one I know for a fact will happen
>leader of conservative valyrian faction's daughter/wife gets BLACKED

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The Sword of Destiny has two edges. You are one of them. The other is...

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mole on her forehead, flat chest, and gracile nostrils that she can't compensate for by growing a beard. Also, she looks like a cat lady with no kids.

>cgi issue
>Ghost has usually just been an actual wolf dog half the time and has long since been retconned away from being a massive beast into a wolflet
they couldnt even afford the fuckin dog trainer anymore lmao

She became a top tier character when she met Jon

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But we don't need all this shit. The only prequel we need is Robert's Rebellion

I think it's because the other female characters are so insufferable and the male characters are so pointless that Dany is all that's left.
Euron shitting on everybody might be better than Dany though.

>Aegon comes to Westeros with 3 dragons, conquers it, and establishes a 300 year long monarchy
>"based! true king! righteous ruler! uphold his laws and traditions! instate his lawful heir! bend the knee and prosper!"

>Daenerys comes to Westeros with 3 dragons and wants to retake it from the unlawful rulers
>"invader! foreigner! conqueror! subjugator! tyrant! mad queen! fearmonger! she does not know the land or the people! do not trust her!"

This really made me think..

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I'm 6'3 and I'd swap heights with Kit if I got all his money. Not even a tough decision. I don't even like standing out and it's much easier to avoid being seen the shorter you are.

>tfw had a dream where I was a savvy Chad bastard exiled knight who went to Essos to win her over to our cause and we fell in love

Bottom left is Brandon the Builder, calling it

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Winds of winter this year boys get fucking hype

Because that's why

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Not enough poc in Robert's rebellion

What we need is an alt universe spin off where Robert tries to conquer the summer islands for that black dude who hung around king's landing

They CGI / bluescreen the close-up actors scenes for some reason. Probably because those dogs are actually part-wolf and there may be massive liability issues.

>history is written by the victors
wow stunning observation

That's not the issue tho. He justifies the story choice of "not petting ghost" with production cgi problems. And that breaks suspension of disbelief for the viewer. They are complete fucking idiot. It's the last goddamn season, give ghost a hug. No one would care that it would look shitty.

This, Dany is at her best when she's not annoyingly fucking all the time, in season 7 Jon turned her into an animu school girl with a crush which was adorable to watch, and then season 8 has dabbed on her hard as fuck by killing everyone close to her and making her whole life spiral out of control so now she's vulnerable and easier to sympathize with

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This or dance of dragons are the only remotely sensible answers.

can confirm. 5'7" white dude and i completely disappear in a crowd.

>tfw you know deep down what every book fan has known deep down for years. That GRRM is waiting til the conclusion of this season to announce that this was a satisfying conclusion to his story and better than anything he could have written and no longer feels he could top anything they have laid out in their masterfully written HBO series and will put the books on an indefinite hiatus.

Search your feelings you know this to be true.

Olenna got outplayed by Cersei Lannister. Anyone with half a brain would ignore the old cunt

was expecting kelly c to shout burn them all. maybe next episode

Are you really that stupid?

>crazy blackpilled old lady with no genetic future gives "burn them all" advice
imagine my shark

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It's the same on /got/, not just in-universe, Aegon is worshiped yet Dany keeps being derided for doing the exact same things

I really really hope Jon doesn't kill her, but the leaks say otherwise. Fuck D&D

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I fully admit I'm retarded and couldn't see what was going on for most of Episode 3 but what was the point of the cavalry charge at the start of the battle? They just sent their "elite" horse troops straight on into the enemy that massively out numbered them, in the dark. Not the flanks, not the rear, not a quick skirmish and retreat. Right up the gut, no back up.

The only reason I can think of was just to kill them off to make Danny's army smaller for the final fight with the Golden Company. Not a tactical choice, one of sloppy writing.

Christ so much of that episode pisses me off, and I'm sure there would be way more if I could have seen what actually happened.

Aegon had two sister wives, a lust for blood, and a taste for fire.

Dany just came and kept spouting women shit about being "da riteful qween".

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The dothraki and all the generals and everyone else who could've pointed it out kind of forgot about warfare tactics

Lucky you. Why would I want strangers looking at me? I don't, but I get looks everywhere I go. It's pretty uncomfortable as an introvert.

How did Greyworm even fugg, aren't his balls snipped off?

Viserys was 8 when he watched his mother die giving birth to his sister and when his brother was slain in a war he couldn't understand and his father murdered by a man who swore an oath to protect him. He and his sister were dropped off in a foreign land they could never call home. A few years later the knight sworn to protect Viserys died; a 13 year old Viserys was then given the responsibility of caring for and educating his younger sister, in Valyrian and the Common Tongue, and to restore his family's dynasty. Viserys was forced to sell off precious heirlooms to provide for his sister as the novelty of his birthright faded amongst the elite of the Free Cities; Viserys was forced onto the streets. Meanwhile he was hunted by assassins sent by his brother's killer and was forced to stay on the move. This ordeal drove Viserys into extreme paranoia and eventual broke him. Who knows what else he had to do to ensure the survival of the last Targaryens in a land as depraved as Essos but one can imagine that he sold his body to a degenerate Braavosi trade prince so that his sister could be fed and clothed. And Dany, in the show, cannot muster up a shred of empathy or gratitude for her brother instead speaks ill of him at every possible chance.

pay your respects lads
and now his watch has ended

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there was no point, E3 was just devoid of any strategy

>aegon is worshipped
not really, there's maybe like 3 off-season fags who even give a shit about pre-series lore
mostly /got/ is filled with bobby and stannis posters who despise all targ fucking shits

I honestly don't think we'll even seen Winds. Spring coming out is laughable, we all know this, but a Winds release is unlikely as well. It's been close to a decade now and he hasn't gotten his shit together. It's not about how long it will take. He is not slowly but steadily making progress. He is hopelessly stuck, no amount of time will get him to untangle this knot

he didnt

Used his fingers/tongue jammed his knee all up in her snatch and grinded away.

>implying im going to watch a spinoff show of this total shitshow
just 2 more eps till the suffering is over and I'm done

The Baratheon boys' claim relies on Targ ancestry, every call for the "rightful king" is a call for upholding Aegon's rules

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Fuck off, it was good advice

No that's the problem, it had some strategy that just highlighted the lack of strategy in other parts. The trench made sense, trying to fight outside the castle walls to maximize the effectiveness of your close air support made sense. That charge made so little sense it makes me mad just thinking about it.

HOES MAD
HOES MAD
HOES MAD
HOES MAD
HOES MAD
HOES MAD

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>Olenna got outplayed by Cersei Lannister.
She only got "outplayed" in the sense that she consistently under-estimated how suicidally dumb Cersei is. She even admits it in their final scene before Olenna leaves King's Landing. Just like Olenna was vexed and unprepared for The High Sparrow, she was vexed and unprepared for someone like Cersei gaining power. She went her entire life only dealing with nobles who fall within an "acceptable" range of types and temperments and adhere to certain rules. She should have seen the writing on the wall with the Red Wedding, but she was too old and set in her ways probably. Up until that point, someone like Cersei would have been put in check long before they got that far.

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>claim
sure, but it's acknowledged by everyone to be meaningless
the hammer was bobby's true claim
gods he was strong then

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>It was announced that Aerea had died of a fever, which was only partially true. Ser Lucamore said that the princess's fever was so hot that he could feel it through his armor. She had blood in her eyes and her body had "something inside her, something moving", the knight said, until the king forbade him from speaking of the princess. Benifer left no account of Aerea's death, but according to an account in Barth's private papers, Aerea's fever was one unlike anything he had seen before. The septon described her as burning, with a red skin and having barely an ounce of flesh upon her bones, appearing gaunt and starved.

>Barth reported that "swellings" moved underneath the princess's skin, possibly searching for a way to escape and causing a great pain. He wrote "I pray that I shall soon forget some of the things she whispered", and that she often begged for death. It seemed to Barth as if Aerea was cooking from within. Her flesh grew darker until it resembled pork cracklings; smoke came from her mouth, nose, and her nether regions. Aerea's eyes cooked within her skull until they burst. When the princess was lowered into the tub of ice, "slimy, unspeakable things" making horrible sounds emerged from under her skin—one as long as his arm—but the "creatures of heat and fire" died from the cold of the ice.

>The origins of the creatures that lived inside Aerea are unknown. Barth speculated that Balerion, not Aerea, had chosen their destination; as likely the only living creature in the world that had known Valyria before it was destroyed in the Doom, Balerion had returned home, where accursed creatures as those found inside Aerea now lived.

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They put their artillery in their front line. Your argument is invalid.

1: He doesn't fuck, he eats pussy.

2: You can still kind of fuck if your balls are cut off. You just don't get as hard and your sex drive is lowered. It's not clear in the show if he still had a dick or if dick and balls are gone.

It's not just balls, he's completely smooth down there

That is part of what I'm saying. Certain shit made enough sense to make the rest seem even dumber.

One of the things I always get annoyed at when it happens in the show is whenever there's a regular soldier/guard or something and they don't get to do anything cool before getting killed. Happened all the time with Stark troops and Nightswatch men and shit.

In the books GRRM lets minor characters do cool stuff and get killed in equal measure and it's very nice.

how do they piss then? do they squat like chicks? Is it just a half-sewn urethra hole?

Everything about that battle made little to no sense whatsoever. You don't dig a trench behind your whole army and have a little gap to squeeze the retreating forces back in. Moreover, you don't abandon a structure that is designed hold out a siege.. this is why castles were built in the first place. Pick up a book and read a little about medieval warfare. Might not actually say something so reddit-tier

Gregor stuck his big sword in Grey Worm's woman. (Actually wait a minute, he never fucked her with his dick, seems like Grey Worm got cucked by a big westorosi Knight)

Def Dayne but in the past Daemon Blackfyre might've been as good if not better

*BLEEEEEEEEEEEAURGH*

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Are the spin off books any good like Dunk and Egg?

Is cersei the trump of westeros?

You want a good girl, but you need the bad pussy.

Dunk an egg into what?

That's horrific.

Dunk and Egg are a pure delight. Get them without hesitation. The audiobook is read by the actor who plays Viserys and he's very good at it.

Read the books you dumb illiterate nigger
Jon literally has a magic bond with Ghost

So is this poof that Sophie Turner is actually slightly Yandere for Kit?

w-what Harry Lloyd?
Where can I buy this audiobook?

Yea it's pretty good
Didn't read the targ shit yet

yes......choppp cersie leg......

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They aren't books, they are short anthology stories, they dont really add anything to the main stories no, but they will scratch an itch if you are looking for Easter egg/lore fixes yes.

>slightly

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE?

The Wall

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*cacophony of incomprehensible noises*

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Audible, i guess. I personally just torrent' it.

>Breaking News
>Rose Leslie killed in hit and run
>Witnesses say that the only discernible thing about the vehicle that hit her was a "Jonsa" bumper sticker

>NK trying to keep Varys from coughing on him
haha

*surpasses kino*

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were they... dare i say it...

who'd win in a fight

I actually found it online here.
vimeo.com/308993885
All three books.

Nope they having orgy on the boat

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him and Robin are confirmed to be in the final episode

and now his watch has ended

>slightly

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needs every single region except the crownlands and norf added

They should have just killed Dany, she literally did nothing of consequence or that is long lasting, should have just had Viserys live, the actor obviously has more passion for the story.

you've been coughing a lot
you should check yourself for AIDS

When are we going to get Blackfyre kino? Fuck the boring cgi dragon/zombie shit I want politics and battles

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>stannis burned his own brother in law for no reason at all, way back in season 4
>stannisfags still try to claim burning shireen was out of character
>stannisfags still try to claim stannis wasn't a beta pawn of melisandre, using the same 2-3 book quotes over and over
is there anyone more deluded on the entire board?

Im re watching the whole series and its so much better if you just skip all of the Dany scenes

no.

>skipping this qt
rude!

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:3333

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ALL HAIL BRANDON OF HOUSE STARK, THE THREE-EYED RAVEN, FIRST OF HIS NAME, KING OF THE ANDALS, THE RHOYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN, LORD OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, AND ADMIRER OF THE BEAUTIFUL

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there certainly is

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When she dies and becomes actually useless, people should make a fan version of the whole series and cut every dany/dorne/essos scene.
Just have her appear in season 7 to fuck Jon, because that's literally all she did.
You can still have the Robert/Joffrey scenes and them talking about Dragons, so that when they appear in the show it's actually awe inspiring.

i'm not watching that shit

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youtu.be/cGh3s0lPxCQ
he did

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*COUGH*

CHECKEM

*WHEEZE*

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AHHHHHHHHHHRG SAVE ME REALM

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next time breh
cheers until then

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>last episode
>camera pans out
>young griffin appears out of nowhere
>beheads both Danny and Jon

Her death was such a forced drama.
She got captured so conveniently.

>Can I dwell on what I scarce remember? I held a castle on the Marches once, and there was a woman I was pledged to marry, but I could not find that castle today, nor tell you the color of that woman's hair. Who knighted me, old friend? What were my favorite foods? It all fades. Sometimes I think I was born on the bloody grass in that grove of ash, with the taste of fire in my mouth and a hole in my chest. Are you my mother, Thoros?

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What an actual bitch not looking at his girlfriend's final moments.
Wonder if her last thought is "Why is he turning away?"

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>Dany could have had this but has only gotten better with age

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Imagine the smell...

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someone post his virgin walk

s8 wasnt a complete waste

No, Trump is aware of how he's perceived and plays into it to keep his adversaries focused on style over substance. Olenna isn't pissed off at Cersei because she merely -acts- dumb or because dumb people like her. She's thwarted by a level of stupidity out of Cersei that is not checked by Cersei's people. Trump on the other hand, constantly spit-balls bat-shit crazy ideas and routinely has them talked-down. He also pits his underlings against one another in a bloodsport of policy ideas (because that's how high-level business works) and that sort of thing would be completely irrelevant to Cersei.

I'm not exactly sure if there's a 1:1 analog for Trump in the ASoIaF universe.

>and who are you

When's the last time the show had a 1 on 1, no frills, sword fight?

Was it before Season 4?

>and who
>are you

>dracarys
>not VALAR MORGHULIS

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My god that's the most chad jawline I have seen in a long time, goddamn Iain

kek

Based and Blackfyrepilled

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They're using a handheld shakycam and the two heads on either side of the shot are literally David Benioff and Dan Weiss during their cameos. They were literally staring right at the cup on the table and yet it was still a goof? Ya right...

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Bottom left is Aegon, top left and right are Raenys and Visenya
We

>ah yes now i remember, i exist to be hodor for arya

Jon had a duty to domesticate her tbqh, he shouldn't have stopped fucking her

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Kit is a fine looking motherfucker, but no, women overvalue height too much. He lucked out with a Scottish noble, but for the rest of us have to deal with reality.

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GODS

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holy shit this bot

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Hello plebbit

literally a monkey/typewriter thing
they fuck up every attempt at humour and proceed to hit me with this goddamn

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slow start, but a good episode
finally

>slurps

>slorps

>slurps

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what is this anglo obsession with "jawlines"?
Serious question.

bros

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What a filthy slag.

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Thank god for Bessie and her tits!

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Brandon lived 1000s of years before the Doom, which happened Just before the Targaryen Invasion of Westeros

Yes, Iain Glen is handsome, he does Jorah's character more justice.

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Why are people surprised that the show went to shit when the books did too?

for future reference

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They will turn the ethnostate of Valyria into immigrant heaven for sake of TV.

Evolution trait that women prefer, same with being tall, having bigger dicks, etc. Even though a lot of the things women actually want are evolutionary detriments and lead to quick deaths in most cases or deformities in old age.

she's such a housewife for him

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he doesn't turn away until just after her head is lopped-off, idiot

Most people here aren't bookfags, bookfags constantly go on about how it's the greatest series and books ever created, no one has said the later books are worse.

He looks like a posh frat boy ready to cuck you out of your gf for the night, the complete opposite of Jorah.
GRRM has already talked about it being openly homosexual and shit.

Late to the party but gimme your best theories on how the fuck they recover from killing off the Night King early

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MWGA

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6'4 here. I would never want to be so short. I don't even need to be handsome and smooth to get by.

Arent Targs supposed to be pale with silver hair?

How is it that the Hound and the Giantsbane are the only characters with consistent writing.

why is she indeed? She is able to take care of herself just fine

I still don't like her but now that I know that she's gonna die makes me sad.

Probably because the show went to shit once it stopped having material to follow from the books, which caused writing and pacing issues.

Not the greatest books ever though, GRRM writes like a middle schooler sometimes and has the poorest allusions ever.

Aegon is a fag and all targs must fucking hang.

have your (you)

Stannis?

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For me, it's Blackwater

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Well I'm 5'8" and people tell me I have tons of charisma, handsome, and I'm smooth, so ya know, maybe its just a weird manlet thing. Would still rather take a couple inches.

>conquers 7 kingdoms
>rides a dragon
>fucks his 2 sister
>not the ultimate chad

Gods she has aged like 4 month old milk left in a Florida cuck shed

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For me, it's Watchers on the Wall

killing Dany and making Bran king for eternity.

Leaked spoiler

Jon Snow is a little too big but it’s pretty fun but it’s not like that I have a lot to go through. The only thing that is wrong is the game that you have never been able for the long to have a good time. Cersei was the night that you had to a place that was a good one to the kids. Daenerys has a great game but it is so fun to watch and it has to a back it up and fun. Arya was the time to take the girls out of my way and get my girls ready to get their girls and then you go get your girls. Sansa has been an awesome game that makes you wanna the game you have. Stannis was the best thing you ever did to get the money to go to work with you. Grey Worm is not a good idea but I don’t know how it is going through my mind to see what if they don’t get any more. Lady Stoneheart was the time I was going home to get a shower. Tyrion has been a grea day for me to get the new one and then you get me a little girl.

It was the strokes... bro...

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gendry baratheon?

Why is the fat fuck writing spin-offs when he hasn't even got close to finishing the main series?

He killed off a character he said he didn't realize he'd need for essential plot development later in the books, so finding a solution to that demotivated him from writing TWOW and he focused on more fruitful endeavors.

More like Gendry Cuckratheon. LOL.

>ending stinger is a white walker(crawler) baby emerging from the white walker citadel and raising the dead
>NIGHT KING BABIES saturday morning cartoon spinoff

>when you've been consuming poorly dubbed/sub-titled japanese media for so long that you find this sort of thing entertaining

Where is this Varys from?

>In the episode's first drafts, the battle took place offscreen for budgetary reasons, and viewers would have experienced it mostly through the eyes of Cersei Lannister and Sansa Stark, ensconced in Maegor's Holdfast while the battle rages outside. Eventually, showrunners David Benioff and D. B. Weiss convinced HBO to approve a "considerable" increase in the series's budget in order to stage the battle on screen
Never say Dabid never did anything for you.

>thinking this matters in current year
You've seen the Witcher Series actor lineup right?

I'd do it for the money

who?

He didn't say but people speculate it might be Kevan

>Would still rather take a couple inches.
We know you would, user

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yea killing Neddard was pretty dumb

Well it's confirmed, she truly is the most badass and smartest.

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Дэни yмиpaeт. JON yдapил ee в гpyдь peбeнкa, ee кишки кpoвoтoчили пo вceмy пoлy, и oнa yмиpaлa, pыдaя и ocтaвaяcь oднa, кoгдa пиcaлa и шyтилa Oни пoкaзывaют, чтo BCE oчeнь нaгляднo. Джoн paнит ee в живoтe cвoeгo peбeнкa. Джoн изгнaн нa кpaйний ceвep, oн вoccoeдинилcя c Пpизpaкoм. Tиpиoн нe yмиpaeт, y нeгo ecть coвeт, чтoбы peшить, ктo пpaвит. Этo нe Бpaн. Bce гoлocyют зa Tиpиoнa, Caнca - их кopoлeвa. Oтpyби - этo pyкa цapя. КOHEЦ.

/nuh/

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>show makes you over a billion dollars a year by conservative estimates
>cut corners on a season that only cost 80 million, maybe 180 million with advertising

Why do companies always sabotage their best products at the last minute? Is it out of sheer disdain for consumerist plebs that they know will eat up any trash?

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"A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad the good."

Fucking Sansa

At night I fantasize about Stannis sneaking into my tent and sticking his cock up my arse. I tell him, no my lord we mustn’t! You have a wife and daughter! He whispers in my ear tonight you are my wife and daughter. Then he cums and screams ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHH.

Have you read the Aaron Damphair sample chapter from the winds of winter? It's absolute Kino and makes me hate what they did to Euron in the show

they are not that hard to fuck up
but yea, still surprising

By what right does the showrunner ruin a character arc.
BY WHAT RIGHT.

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someone give them nintendo switches

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The Mad Dabid said the same thing he was saying for hours "Ruin them all, ruin them all"

>Cersei you're your husband.

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S1:
>Hound vs Mountain
>Bronn vs Vardis
>Ned vs Jaime
>Jorah vs Qotho (sword vs arakh)

S2:
>Jaime vs Brienne
>Jon vs Qhorin

S3:
>Hound vs Beric
>Jon vs Orell

S4:
>Jon vs Karl (sword vs doubledaggers)
>Alliser vs Tormund
>Hound vs Brienne

S5:
>Jaime, Bronn vs Dornishmen
>Jorah vs pit fighters (various, sword/spear/axe)

S6:
>Arya vs Waif (stickfighting)

S7:
>Brienne vs Arya (spar)

I haven't read any sample chapters. After this season I might consider doing so.

BLEEEUGHHHH *COUGH*

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WHY THE FUCK WAS LAST EPISODE RATED 10 WHILE THIS ONE IS BEING SHAT ON

it was a great episode all around

>"A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad the good."

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you forgot Oberyn vs Mountain

>not mentioning Viper vs Mountain
what is wrong with you

her brother turned crazy from being the Beggar King.
Dany is supposed to be 14 (or even younger) so what the hell should she do? Her brother beat her all the time and raped her. Of course he fed her and protected her but he also mistreated and beat her. Even fucking Kampusch was fed by her kidnapper, doesn't mean he was a nice guy

Do giants have giant tits?

It was ok, but clearly a bridging episode

olenna > whatever this is

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Get in here /got/, we're telling ruined adaption stories!

nth for one of the only characters im actually excited to watch the show for

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What is this

JON FORGED LIGHTBRINGER DURING THE BATTLE OF WINTERFELL BUT YOU WERE TOO BUTTHURT ABOUT ARYA TO NOTICE

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based cough posting

Someone Photoshop him in the blacked logo

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he never raped her dumbass

my god it knows

He didn't rape her, stop putting your rape fantasies on Dany you absolute freak, no where does it say he raped her.

DABID will ruin him just like he has ruined everyone else
Dont worry user its all over soon

You wanna suck his dick. Is that it?

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you forgot hardhome

>The last good 1v1 we had was 3 years ago

sick

talktotransformer.com/
You input text from anything and it spits out kino.
Showed up on GoT threads yesterday a lot.

He gets killed by his brother and arya ends up killing the mountain only to be left seriously injured. Cersei finishes her off.

Prepare for episode 5 boys.

You're right, she raped him.

>mounted him when its against his culture
>k-khaleesi pls...n-n-not like this
>eventually got the pussy beta in daario
>eventually got the pussy beta in jon

Dany just likes to rape basedbois.

Dick?

Only in the sense that you can’t rape the willing.

It's highly based

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Bane?

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Really like this meme for some reason. Always have the coughing fit at the beginning of Black Sabbath's song Sweet Leaf in my head when I see it.

I got you senpai

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oh yeah that and jon vs the thenn at castle black

not really a swordfight, mostly jon being beaten up

HARRENHAL?

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New battle for King's landing

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isn't it supposed to be from how the armor fits? And yet they've never fixed it and he still walks like that...

nah
it was great

that lookaround from dany at the party was subtle and good, was a very humanizing episode for the character

and varys finally becoming a character again

but he wins tho

come on this was kino

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They are replying to someone who claims Viserys Raped Daenerys, nothing to do with the horse fucker

And finally settled the taxposting issue once and for all

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no make up

yeah its kino but thats the only time they clash blades
the fact that we never got an extended white walker duel is a travesty

Fucking based leak poster. The poos deliver.

Are you lads ready for the true King?

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Who that lil nigga YEETING in the background above Bobby B

Pure kino.

they were all written over a decade, when he was putting things out way more frequently
never heard this before but it can't be Kevan it'd have to be someone killed in the first two books

new thread:

>no Jon, Jaime, Brienne and Jorah vs the NK and his 3 goons, protecting Bran in the godswood

I know what I said.

waif

Something to do with Robb's will I bet.

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Mess hall guys in the battle at the Wall were pretty cool

>Being pulled into her own cock

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yeah whatever you say, freak.

"And what do we say to the God of Traps? Not tonight..."

I wanna kiss her feet wtf

gschmackig

top tier

It'll be maester Luwin I bet. Or someone else who Eddard would have trusted enough to tell Jon about his true parentage in case he died.

bravo user, bravo

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fix oida

They had every advantage and then just took missandei and left?

ok

>Jorah was given the valyrian steal Heartsbane
>Expected him to defend Dany from a white walker
>Dies to a bunch of wights
It fucking Barristan all over again. Fucking let the valyrian sword wielders fight the goddamned walkers you retards.

yep. everyone with a valyrian sword should have been in the Godswood. The wights just zerg rush you and you get bitten/scratched to death, suffocated, or one of them with a weapon randomly stabs you when you're not looking. The valyrian steel does fuck all to their actual strategy.