What's the strangest theatre experience you've ever had?

What's the strangest theatre experience you've ever had?

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See now if this happened everytime I went the cinema it'd totally justify the extortionate £12 a ticket I have to pay!

I want to lick qt soles so bad bros

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>In theater with first ever gf
>Seeing the lorax, because middle school
>Make out with her a lot
>Half way through just start to cuddle
>She puts my hand on her thigh
>Slowly sliding my hand up her leg, under her short skirt
> Start fingering her
>She's hairy
>No fucking clue what I'm doing, panic a little.
>She says "talk dirty to me"
>"Err... Uhh... Are you the lorax because you're clearly against clear cutting"
>She immediately gets super pissed off and storms out.
>Don't know what to do.
>Stay and finish watching the lorax

god i wish that were me

me too bro

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if you were in middle school when the lorax came out then you're definitely underage

I want to smash a meat cleaver right into those soles and jack off while she screams. Fuck me there's no better sound than that.

My girlfriend has like really big, fat feet. I'm not very happy about that.

I went to the kinoplex to watch Solo and there was a Chad and Stacy sitting behind me kissing and giggling the whole time. Anyways, about halfway through the movie she takes her feet and places them on the top of the chair I was sitting in, I turn around and she's making out with Chad and he's fingering her, and her feet were inches away from my face, I was rock hard and they smelled like lotion and it triggered my foot, humiliation and cuckold fetishes all at once, anyways her feet stay up near my face for a good twenty minutes before she rubs them together for a bit and puts them down. I was rock-hard the whole time. She then spent the rest of the movie dangling her flip flops and absentmindedly kicking my chair

Unironically one of the top experiences in my life