/got/

which name is more unfortunate, Euron "Urine" Greyjoy, or Aenys "Anus" Targaryen?

>Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray.

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Cersei "Let me speak to your manager" Lannister

>yfw ASOIAF is so convoluted and spread out that the last two books will have to wrap it up and with quick pacing
>yfw GoT's last two seasons will have to wrap it up and with quick pacing

It's pottery.

>I was disappointed the Mountain that Fucks
But you did enjoy how it was sort of implied that part of him torturing Septa Unella was fucking her to death.

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nth for Stannis

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will her death scene be kino ?

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AAAAAAAAHRG WHY DIDN'T THEY KEEP THIS HAIR SHE LOOKS MUCH MORE FUCKABLE.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

it'll be incredibly long-winded and trite
normies will love it and sympathize with her

yeah but know she is hate fuckable

i could never hate fuck her with long hair.

I'll be sad to see /got/ go. Lots of stannisfags around to validate my autism, but I'm glad the show is finally being perceived as the shitshow it is.

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We could have had this instead of MUH COCK. How did D&D think the show Euron was a good adaptation?

>DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS, WHORE-QUEEN, OATHBREAKER, MURDERER, INCESTUOUS SLATTERN?

>The aristocrats.

Reminder that Jaime's character is ruined and that the finale for his arc is literally "he fights Euron and dies with Cersei"

Euron is pronounced "Yer-on" not Urine. Aenys for sure

Do you guys think Cersei terrorist attack is something George came up with or D&D?

N-no, he was just putting on his facade of kingslayer!!

totally underutilized. he needs to seriously fuck shit up

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Can someone post that pic fomparing book Jaime burning Cersei's letter to him vs Show Jaime doing literally anything he can to get back inside his sister's vagina?

d&d think fratbros are the epitome of evil
and they keep talking about their cocks and fucking!

The actor has a stunt double for next episode, which is a battle episode.
He's going to fuck shit up.

I doubt D&D would have even remembered about the wildfire

Thanks Dabid

Just realized that the dragon bitch is always on edge because she hasn't gotten her coffee. The plot makes perfect sense.

Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.

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How did the artist draw her so perfectly?
Bros...

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They really just don’t give a shit anymore

>his eye-patch hides a discolored eye
Why is he such a chuuni?

Why did GRRM name their family Karstark if cars weren't invented yet?

>I'll be sad to see /got/ go
Oh you haven't seen sadness yet, /got/ bro. Just wait until the first spinoff attempt happens and /got/ gets resurrected as whatever and it just isn't the same

I think it's something GRRM came up with, but I think Cersei will have some 'decoy' caches go off and blame the Mad King.

There's going to be 4 spin offs.
I dema

What story arc? He was a Mary Sue that had everything handed to him

A ton happens in each book so maybe not

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needs cough face

what is this ring/bell meme i keep seeing now?

*blocks Dany's path*

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>Dying by a woman any manlet on this thread could beat up irl.
>A mary sue.
Do you snort lots of coke day in day out, and that's why your brain has shrunk?

agghhhh....

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>There's going to be 4 spin offs.
A common misconception. They ordered 4 pilots They're only putting one into production at the moment, last i heard.

The absolutely zero effort green screen didn't help either.
Remember when they actually filmed on location?

I can believe George came up with it but I fully expect he plans for it to kickstart the end of her reign or to be some last ditch attempt to go down taking out fAegon's army as it breaches the city. No way he lets her get off scott free for it.

It'll be the kike one filled with homosexuality and minorities, in that case.
The one about Valyria, despite Valryians suppose to basically be Hitler's wet dream.

>she will never bully you for being shorter

That's accurate, and then it's only a pilot until HBO green lights a whole season. It might be the only prequel we get, with the ratings plummeting for season 8, HBO and GRRM might want to slow down and try to make some quality instead of quantity.

Why the fuck are people complaining about the Kings' Landing shit? It makes perfect sense. Drastic, radical, long-lasting winter. Water freezes. Ice caps grow. Snow falls and stays put. Consequently, sea levels drop.

Same. these threads are pretty great. I will never stop seething about D&D literally cutting this shit short just so they can go work on star wars.

She orders the tower of the hand burned with Wildfire and she seems to enjoy that ...foreshadowing?

>>Dying by a woman any manlet on this thread could beat up irl.
Pretty sure Gwen could maul the vast majority of the sub 6' overweight anons that make up these threads. The height and reach advantage is more than enough to make up for the usual physical disadvantages women have, along with her being in okay shape comparatively.

the same person who had last week leaks, said this week dany becomes the mad queen when she hears bells ringing(apparently because they remind her of mareen where the harpy attacked). and she orders the unsullied to rape all the white women

But all of that stopped happening. KL doesnt even have any snow anymore.

Why live desu

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Brienne of tarth went toe to toe with Jaime Lannister you fucking retard. She beat loras. Stannis is a stand in for incels. He has a super hot magical lady who worships him for no reason. He didn't even have to do anything to kill his enemies. Just threw some leeches into a fire.

What's funny is that Sophie would actually be less of a height queen compared to Emilia because she's taller than Kit. I approve of this pairing.

The winter was never that bad and we don't even know if their world HAS existing ice caps. On top of that Westeros would need to be buried under miles of snow for the sea to recede several hundred yards the way it has.

This isn't that bad. First of all the main gate is not seen in any of these pictures. And in the second shot of cersei looking out you just dont' see the sept anymore.

What are you on about? This is the only spin-off in production.

gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Game_of_Thrones:_The_Long_Night

>the prequel series will never be a S1-tier show focused on bobby b's rebellion, with a few scenes dedicated to stannis wrecking shit, based Ned fighting the sword (singular) of dawn and kino brandon and rickard scenes in KL
Instead we'll get some jewy homo shit with niggers, stronk women, shit writing and miscasted actors

>implying we won't get dunk and egg

can i see these new leaks?

Is she just faking it or is she truly this zealous now?

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>HBO and GRRM might want to slow down and try to make some quality instead of quantity.
Won't likely happen. The guy at HBO who was behind the "golden age of cable" from the Sopranos on got sacked by the new guy running the show after they were bought. He wants to go in a new direction that isn't trying to be film-quality television. Instead, he wants to shovel-out content to compete with Netflix. The Game of Thrones spinoffs are going to much different in vibe and are going to feel much more like regular televsion.

Even if the forest burned down where the fuck did the hills go?

Also, it's fucking dumb that it was ever surrounded by forest. City that big needs extensive nearby farmlands nearby and would have cleared woodlands for timber anyway.

They also have more chemistry

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Someone post it

>/got/ becomes /DABID/
>gets to keep going insane together for decades

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Khaleesi...come closer
>The horseniggers...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge...
>But *coughs up blood*
>But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me
>Please...and the castrated niggers too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi...
>The Westerosi Man's burden Khaleesi....
>The natural hierarchy...
*looks at camera*
>the darkies from the summer isles, the shitskins of essos, the chinks from yi ti, it's our duty to send them back across the narrow sea
>And if we can't then they shall dangle from the weirwood tree......
>my queen, we will have every coon in this continent dead or deported by the end of this war and may the old gods decapitate that sheboon Missandei if I'm right
>goodbye Khaleesi.... and may the seven bless the Andals and the first men

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>Is Margery lying about her true feelings to try gain power or protect herself?
Gee user I wonder

We shitpost together and we croak together.

Fun fact: Iain Glen improvised this scene and it wasn't actually in the script.

Bran and Gendry and Rickon and Joffrey and Tommen and Jojen and Dickon and Lancel and Loras are so handsome.

>Has great chemistry with redheads
>starts listening to MGMT around Emilia

Was Kit /our inbredlet/ all along?

I can't believe this got past the censors.

Ok, good.

We needed a whole season of Mad Dany, at least 10 episodes.
I can understand why normies with their average and low IQ's think it's an asspull, they were tricked by D&D's "yas kween slay" and uplifting music whenever Daenerys did anything horrific.

It's not just in people's minds either, the red cross did an assessment on her character, she's 2nd place (As of now, will probably increase after next episode) in war crimes, 1st being Ramsay Bolton, and it's close, I'll post a pic.
I reckon when the whole season is done she'll be the character with the longest list lol.
Maybe not "mad" Dany, certainly "evil" Dany.

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Doesn't even make any sense. Unsullied can't even rape, what are they going to do, finger fuck the bitches? The guy lost all credibility with this shit IMO, it would be much for even D + D to go from Dany is pissed her best friend got executed to ordering gang rapes. Like it is just not going to happen.

nth for Hot Salsa

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Women comparatively have about 80% of the strength a man does, meaning a 6 foot woman is as strong as a 5'2 man, any person on this thread can take her out.
You vastly overestimate women.

Where do we move when the series is over, lads? Also why do jannies delete /got/ threads but /trek/ and /alita/ are ok?

>Is she just faking it or is she truly this zealous now?
Golly gosh, user. I dunno. After she passed a note with a rose on it to her grandmother and peaced out of the show by challenging the High Sparrow on his daftness. She may have been faking it.

...meanwhile

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STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

You can barely make it down the stairs for your tendies without weezing. Pretty sure a lot of women with swords could kill you.

*COOUUUGGGHHH*

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You're just butt blasted because you know I'm right faggot.
Did you know scientists use hand grip strength to test overall strength, it's a very useful tool as hand grip has a very strong correlation to strength in general, cool huh?
This doesn't even account for basic facts like smaller hearts, so less oxygen to be used in fights, etc.

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Doesn't change the fact that you're a 300 pound manlet

>may the old gods decapitate that sheboon Missandei if I'm right
You know Raimi was an odd choice of a writer for this episode

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Nope not even close mate.

Never went in the threads, but /alita/bros were Aryan and voluntarily kept their autism contained to a single general instead of flooding the catalog like capeshitters, SW underage b&s, and tourists who come here for /got/ shitposts during episodes and then spam them into the ground.
/trek/ is ded and should never have been made
>people make comfy threads about a show with some banter every couple days
>BETTER MAKE IT A FUCKING GENERAL HAHA EPIC

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did he pee his pants? Also he's fatter than ever jesus I thought he lost weight. DOS never ever

>Did you know scientists...
I fucking love science and I DO know that your b.s. graph doesn't take into account a little thing called INDEPENDENCE. Women are strong AND independent. When you factor-in their complimentary attributes that are LITERALLY strength-multipliers, it's obvious that women are actually stronger than me. So cope and have sex.

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I'-I'M IN CHARGE HERE

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>SHANSHAAAA!! YER FATHER WAS A FEINIAN BASHTARD SHANSHAA!!
>HE DESHERVED MUCH WORSHE!!!

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lmao I appreciate your autism posting, really lifts my spirits.

no because its confirmed jaime won't kill her

>the landwhale cries out in pain as she attempts to strike you

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Literally fuck Essos. Why the fuck is GRRM so autistic? Does anyone care about this convoluted as fuck storyline in buttfuck nowhere that's taken him a decade to try and wrestle together? Just nuke the whole fucking continent already and finish Winds you fat fuck.

those are some serious MKUltra eyes

uwu *bombs you car* *nuzzles your church*
tfw not even catholic but I'm still a jacobite, foreign queen should get deported fucking hate immigrants.

I'm a guy, and you're a virgin

Is the battle of the trident the kinoest moment of this entire series?

I just finished watch episode episode 4 bros. What issues did /got/ have with the episode?

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Its not our fault redditors come here to shitpost. We try to contain all our shitposts within /got/

I hadn't seen that far yet.

Anyone?

I swear to fucking god if this little cunt kills the wine guzzling soccer mom I will flip my fucking shit, it’s fundamentally retarded that they would even hint at Arya killing her. Arya NEEDS to die, if she survives it will go down in history as the worst way to end the best series in history. No joke I would rather have Cersei die fucking off screen than this short cunt kill her.

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Haven't seen much it's mostly redditors, women, trannies, and faggots that don't like episode 4.
It's a bit low quality, but better than 1, 2, or 3.

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I saw a dream last night. It was the last two episodes. In them, a Plantoid race from another universe burst out of some sort of weird orange-green plant in the north lands, and attacked Winterfell. Apparently they were the real threat all along. And in the last episode it turns out the events of the timeline happen endlessly in a loop, and the episode looped back to season 1 episode 1 in the middle somehow, but I woke up before I could find out more.

The weird ending my retarded subconscious wrote probably still makes more sense than what D&D wrote.

The leaks confirm Jaime kills her

>nuzzles
/got/ IS NOT FOR LEWD

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>I hadn't seen that far yet.
why would you come here begging to be spoiled?

Nothing, we liked it. Only triggered YAAAAAS QWEEN roasties who thought Dany was going to have some happy ending where she's a perfect ruler hated it.

3rd wtf moment

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I must have read the wrong leaks, Jaime dies beside her trying to save her

really only that cersei wouldnt take them out when she had the chance. her character has been shown to be ruthless but i get they had to setup the battle. im not dwelling on it too much, it is what it is and i understand how tv shows work.

honestly i thought it was the best episode of the season so far

It was the worst written episode, but the best things happened in it.
(Actually Dany dying would be a much better episode)

Never blamed /got/ for obnoxiois tourists, it still is and forever will be Ch*nology's fault.

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Not sure who Arya will kill, she's probably in KL for Cersei but will be there to make sure Jon doesn't die. Also probably will leave the Hound fight his brother.

no he's the valonquar right bros? the witch's prophecy must be fulfilled they won't subvert our expectations??

>incel

have sex

One of the last genuine moments I felt from this show

Have sex

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post your face when a redditor stole our memes near you

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People are desperately trying to pretend it meant reaching to kill her

there was no winter, just a frosty night.
>frosty is comin'

>imblying

>the ending will be bittersweet
>the bitter: Danny gets btfo
>the sweet: Arya singlehandedly kills the NK and Cersei
Post yfw you realize the entire ending is focused on the female characters one way or the other. The male characters are on relevant insofar as they help/hinder the females.

That literally makes no sense lmao. This is some serious big brain level retardation you got going on there you dumb nigger. Height is not directly correlated with strength and even the most pathetic person knows that. There are frequent competitors in strongman competitions who stand at 6"2 that break world records. Stop trying to act superior to a woman who's probably head and shoulders taller than your manlet ass by comparing heights lmao.

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He'll try to save her, then have to murder her. Then he commits sudoku. Happy for everyone.

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why

cringe and blue pilled

Put me in your screencap of the EPIC replies you get of /got/ DESTROYING the episode with FACTS AND LOGIC. I hope you get upbotes ^__^

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Not him but,
Just look at the best fighters.
They are all tall.
And Male.
There's a reason genders are seperated in sports. Men are much, much better. If a man trains for a few days he'll be better than most women who's been training for years at whatever he's doing.

being a hipslet must suck

Men are stronger than women. Dilate yourself.

What if we just kept a /got/ thread going at all times and used it to continue shitposting and hanging out h-haha

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he was joking retard

>I thought he lost weight.
me too user ;_;
it's over

>lmao

Not him but you sound assravaged as fuck.Have sex.

All over the place and incoherrent

Brutal fucking winter, man

You need to have sex, the law dictates it

c-can the Night King turn trees and hills into wights?

i came to /got/ from reddit 3 years ago and learned to adapt you free folk need to learn the rules of this place

>tfw the IRA got cucked out of existence and what's left are just small-time hoodlums

I think the part were dany goes with 20 men to retrieve missandei was a bit stupid.
Cersei could have just ballista'd everyone and it would be over right there. Why wouldn't she?

>I saw a dream last night

How? And whose was it?

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Iain Glen is such a daddy

littlefinger is actually quite based for challenging brandon stark to a duel when he was 15. Even if he lost.

Men have more muscular mass than women,they are indeed stronger.

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perfect armpit sniffing size

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

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I liked it much better than the last episode. Dany crying like a child to Jon to not tell anyone about his origins annoyed me, she's a child, also there is no reason they can't rule as king and queen.

Wait a minute what new leaks?

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reminder the maesters are the real endgame threat.

What was even Tywins plan? Did he count on Stannis using dark magic to kill Renly? He would've been BTFO otherwise.

Congratulations. You're still a manlet.

Why do you? You all beg to be spoiled in here, there is nothing but spoiling and leaks. You ask for leaks that will ruin the end of the show, I asked merely for this unimportant matter. Regardless I don't care that much about spoilers, that's why I don't mind being here. I refrain from reading everything I see that has the word "leak" in it, and I do my best to ignore details of what I haven't seen. I see some webms and memes and images that are unavoidable. I don't mind that much honestly.

>ywn be a farm animal whore for internet points

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>Egg, I dreamed that we were in season 8

6'2 is taller than most men mate.
These are all average or tall people in your picture, you've literally clarified that height DOES matter.
Not only that you never attempted the hand grip strength post because you already know, shit argument mate.

Like in the last shield hero episode these nibbas are gonna show up out of nowhere with an army.

Literally the Hulk

>Nothing, we liked it.
Only retards liked any episodes this season.

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because the showrunners have taken steps to intentionally muddy the water regarding leaks. Nobody 100% knows what is actually going to happen for the next 2 episodes. However, in your case, we all know lol

>Euron is pronounced "Yer-on"

Hello retard

Not all women. Personally I hold strong women as my fetish.

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How did Cersei raise Tommen to be such a little bitch?

Shield Hero sucks dick. Bottom of the barrel isekai crap.

Only retards like Game of Drones since season 2

if you dont know who marcus is, you will never be one of us

who was this fucking freak of nature

she was grooming him to be her next lancel

"It's ya boy Marcus" surely not?

me

hot, get that sister-brother, aunt-nephew weak sauce out of here. I wanted to see Cersei/Tommen, fucking jews can never do anything right, not even degeneracy baka.

Seriously?
Euron and his teleporting invisible fleet killing the dragon with inhumane precision didn't spark any anger?

The entire meeting with Cersei?

Did you guys literally just like it because a woman leader was becoming unpopular to her male counterpart lmao

it's "Oy-ron" actually

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6"2 is the average in many countries. Height does matter, but it is not directly correlated with strength like your absolutely retarded assertion that a 5"2 male is stronger than a 6"0 female. Hand grip means nothing unless you want to start posting proofs. Men are taller and stronger than woman, ergo they have lager hands with more muscle. What exactly are you trying to prove? All I hear is some manlet desperately trying to score some sense of superiority.

Did he post the fanfic yet?

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Nice waifu you got there user. Does she have a d*cklito?

>Did you guys literally just like it because a woman leader was becoming unpopular to her male counterpart lmao
You must be new here

Yes, Yea Forums is now in love with D&D because it makes twitter and reddit retards (who /got/ obsesses over) upset. This is the place that watches reaction videos, its filled with absolute morons.

yeah if they do anything with it.

So what I'm saying is most men fucking don't

Fuck Dany and all the Danyfags that exist. Jon giving her the death she deserves cannot come sooner. I genuinely hope - and I mean this with the utmost sincerity - that Dany suffers the most painful, drawn out death possible. Not a quick slice-her-head-off death. I'm talking, flay her skin off while she's alive and conscious. Like that video of the cartel peeling off that Mexican kid's skin. That's the kind of death she deserves. Honestly, I'll go further than that. If I ever encounter Emilia Clarke in person, I'll knock her ass out. You can laugh all you want to.

Why? It's simple. Dany embodies everything bad about the human female. She opens her legs to generic chads like Drogo but can't be seen with a guy like Jorah or Jon (not seriously anyways, we all know she'd just use Jon or further emasculate him with height comments). Jon is 5'8, which is average. Not short. Average. Furthermore, Emilia Clark is only 5'2. "Someone taller," she says, while being a womanlet. Fucking women.

Fortunately BASED Jon sees through her shit. Turned her down for sex in the last episode. Refused to hold in his secret of being part Targaryen. Jon is so far out of her league it isn't funny. Everyone loves Jon. Even the hardened northmen and the wildlings. He's funny and relatable and everything Dany isn't. And he's LITERALLY going to become King of the Seven Kingdoms. What's that? A 5'8 man is ruler of the entire continent? Not tall enough for you bitch? Rather be with literal neanderthal Khal Drogo who was too stupid to nurse his wound and died? Rather be with Daario "Literal background character" Naharis? Yeah, go ahead. Meanwhile based Jon will be getting all the pussy he wants. And no one will say a THING about his height because he objectively isn't short. Enjoy your last days of existence you loose cunted whore.

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>Bran is going to make a Iron Throne wheelchair

Tommen would have been a great king, mostly the problem was he was too young. Tywin would be able to do it at that age, but Tommen needed more time. Him doing nothing while Cersei got fucked over was pathetic.

based

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based

although dany didn't have a choice in the khal drogo situation, she didn't want to be his wife.

>you are my brother not half brother
so what about Theon the good man

Reason it was good was because of Stark intrigue kino and Dany underestimating what it takes to invade an entire continent. The show suffers from bad directing and shines when you let the cast have interesting interactions, which didn't happen until now.

Jon's going north of the wall to buttsex Tormund while Ghost and Benjen watch bro

who? ;_;

D&D forgot

The two brothers were going to exhaust themselves fighting each other, and split the loyalty of their vassals, essentially taking the Stormlands out of the picture. He could paint both Renly and Stannis as scheming uncles lusting after the throne of their innocent godly boy-king Joffrey, while the good grandfather, Tywin, brought the might and power of the feared House of Lannister to his defense to win the support of the common folk, and knowing that House Lannister was operating with the full backing of the crown would have kept the undeclared Southern demeses either neutral or behind the Lannisters in the wars against the North and ironniggers, who nobody likes anyways.

>general health
today.uconn.edu/2011/06/grip-strength-is-good-indicator-of-overall-health/#
>Grip strength = overall
Also a pic to the content of source 2 for you lazy anons out there.
lib.dr.iastate.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1039&context=extension_families_pubs

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>Dany spends 7 seasons trying to prove to the Dothraki she's a good leader
>is surprised when the Northerners of Westeros don't trust her
What did D&D meant by this?

Thanks, bros. I thought there was some mental gymnastics here and there but it was solid nonetheless. With how much they jammed into this episode its clear that the first two episodes were just a waste of time

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Absolutely fucking based, you left out the part where he will creampie his cousins on top of Dany's corpse though

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GEORGIE YOU FUCKING FAG GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND FINISH THE BOOKS!!!

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You're retarded, an untrained man that jacks off all day and eats pizza will destroy a trained woman in hand-to-hand combat.

>Conversation at the siege of Riverrun with Jaime's aunt lady genna
“Jaime,” she said, tugging on his ear, “sweetling, I have known you since you were a babe at Joanna’s breast. You smile like Gerion and fight like Tyg, and there’s some of Kevan in you, else you would not wear that cloak … but Tyrion is Tywin’s son, not you. I said so once to your father’s face, and he would not speak to me for half a year. Men are such thundering great fools. Even the sort who come along once in a thousand years.”

>she didn't want to be his wife
but she became her whore to manipulate him for her ambitions
same thing she did to daario, jon

>vocal minority being retarded means the episode was good
Imagine basing your opinions and what you like and dislike on what people, who you hold in strong disdain, like or dislike. What an existence

Viserys forced her into that position for his ambitions, she made the best of it and fell in love with the guy. Dany just wanted to live peacefully in the beginning. It's her brother who dragged her into it all.

yet he is a decent diplomat and a good leader

b&r

>daario
lmao what the fuck even happened to him?
is that plotline dead now?

Didn't SHE refused to have sex in last episode?
It's not her fault, she's a goddam conqueror and all that she finds is Jon Faggstark Boipucci. Lots of conquerors are renewed for their sexual appetite (Alexander, Napoléon, Caesar even with boys) and Dany is just craving for more.
As a male I absolutely commiserate with her situation.

90% of /got/ worships Viserys and thinks he's BASED. he literally rapes his own sister and is a cause of great misfortune in her life and really for himself too. but he's BASED because he abuses his little sister and that makes him alpha and based like me :)

YOU KNOW SHE PLAYED WITH NEEDLE IN MY IRISH ASS
BUT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH A LANNISTER
KISSED HER ON THE NECK AND THEN I TOOK HER BY THE HAND
SAID BABY I JUST WANNA DANCE
WITH MY PRETTY LITTLE GOBLIN GIRL
YOU'RE MY PRETTY LITTLE GOBLIN GIRL

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I don't think so

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Careful, user. You don't want to WAKE THE DRAGON...

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Have sex

Jaime starts to shine after he becomes Goldenhand which is because he distances himself from the expectations he thought Tywin had. Lady Genna didn’t know Jaime just took the cloak so he could have an excuse to fuck Cersei on the low-low.

what a faggot, you.

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did Ollie do anything wrong really?

THE KING OF THE BLOODY SEVEN KINGDOMS THATS WHO

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He is, he ends up rising to the occasion well when Tywin dies. I just love the bit about Tyrion, it's so damn true and I just read this part today.

Only gays watch got

nice argument, viserys

But I exclusively watch got for tiddies

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Maisie has bigger arms than he does

What are the chances Jaime is azor ahai I want to fookin believe

Just because neither Jon nor Theon is her real bro doesn't mean Arya has to like them both.
A bro is proved by deed not by blood. Theon raided Winterfell. All his suffering barely redeemed him for Starks

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In the books? Maybe. They will never be finished anyways.

/got/ is a bunch of ironic memeing retards just like the rest of this site, don't be stupid.

half the episode was your favorite characters hugging and giving each other titles and awards
that's 3/4 episodes in this season that were that

Why do some actors avoid shitting for days before filming their scenes?

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zero, in fact i think you should prepare yourself for the very real possibility that azor ahai is a red herring

>Jon is 5'8, which is average. Not short. Average.
This

>people unironically praised this as a great acting moment
This literally looked like a child trying to act angry.

>torturing people is just as bad as passing judgment without a "regularly constituted court"
>when no such court exists in that universe
That's dumb.

i'll bet you a majority of the memeing retards unironically viserys. hell my best friend likes him too because you retards poisoned his mind and he is also has misogynistic tendencies

Not that you're wrong but just a quick reminder, Dany always assumed she would grow up and marry Viserys like the filthy targ she is.

Would being 6 feet make me tall in America and England

>suddenly we all like Jon again
Fuck, just two episodes back you had the same conversation and all you 3 hated him.
This is the women's manipulative tricks right? Say I love you before saying what I would like you to do

stop being a faggot, you faggot.

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why dont you just search for tits online?

Calm down you fucking sperg

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It does exist in King's Landing, if she killed them for breaking the law in Westeros it wouldn't have been bad. Ned Stark exiled Jorah for slavery.
But going to a foreign nation, declaring it's under your ownership, not even writing any laws, and killing people when they refuse to bow down to your tyranny IS a war crime.
Slavery is bad, but you can't just kill people, you need to set up formal engagements if you're going to do that, there are rules to war, and justice.

>waaaaaaaaaa
>stop liking a problematic character

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If the picture is supposed to be a casual parody of the scene in this episode where is Bran

1 in 6 people are taller than 6ft. Doesn't sound like a lot, but I'm 6ft exactly and I sometimes feel short going to public places. Thank God I'm not manlet tier.

She can't act.
On a related note why do I barely see anyone praise Maisie's acting performance? Her and Sophie have been carrying the show for ages.

lmao just drags her out, was he planning to steal a cop car or did he just do that for the bants?
And jesus I never knew the police were retarded enough to group up TWO women in a unit.

>that scene

Probably my 2nd most fapped to GoT scene after Melly and Gendry.

>Ned Stark exiled Jorah for slavery
Ned wanted to kill Jorah, but he escaped.

When women get old they cut their hair short. It's the natural law.

Just remember your eyes aren't on the top of your head.
t. manlet and have coping skills.

Ah fair enough, proves my point though slavery is illegal in that land, punishment was execution, and because it was just in that country it isn't a crime. It isn't a crime in Essos.

At this point I just hope she wins, lads.

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What did they mean by this?

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Depends on where you live, I'm 6'1 and I've always felt about average in height. If only 1 in 6 people are taller than 6ft then I need to find out where all the sub 6ft men are. I'd go there and become king!

in what country though? last time i checked the stats arent that high and your experiences while walking down the street dont really count as an absolute

>not getting sprung by the redhead "little bit of mischief"
>not blowing your load when she's ignored in favor of Oliver

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muh female empowerment
why is she the first queen of westeros when westeros is a backwards ass place that is an actual for real patriarchy?

I thought Red Cross is a real organization ?? Like, a serious one

Sorry for your mental illness

Pretty sure that's only true in the Netherlands and the Nordic countries, and even then it might be an exaggeration.

I'm talking in the US. If you're 6'1 in SE Asia they crown you King and give you all the women on the island.

I'm not intimidated, cause most of them are lanklet stick figures, I'm just surprised there are so many tall people now. I'm only 29, I remember only 10 years ago I could go anywhere and be top 10 height.

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>Danyfags all hated Stannis
>She's getting even worse treatment than he did
Somehow I can't even find joy in that

Probably extreme onions or disability.
Or a reddit user.

>friends gf is a qt slav
>she sperged out about how episode 3 sucked because they had no strategy and rushing in the cavalry is retarded

aaaaahh

Wow wait a minute, which foreign nation are you referring to?
Because if it's Westeros, Dany's claim is entirely legal.

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Remember in season 5 when Stannis said if they turn back to castle Black they winter at Castle Black? Remember how it's barely snowed at all since then at how Westeros should be completely blanketed?

Fuck I hate this show

There are so many fake leaks that nothing really sticks in my mind while watching. Only time spoilers sucked in when I hadn't caught up yet and fuckers posted shit in unrelated sections of Yea Forums.

Also more importantly, the show sucks now, so even accurate spoilers couldn't ruin anything for me.

The only reason BotB was fought in overcast weather and mud and not a blizzard and waist deep snow is because Stannis burned Shireen

they're not that high yet on average for all men, but it's close for young men in northern and western europe.

the average height is currently 6'1" (europeans aged 16-35) and 5'7" for women of similar age. some small regions already have 6'2" (like the alps) but those are populations below 100k and have no immigration diluting the numbers.

every country in the world that is seeing its living standards rise is also seeing an increase in average height. europeans are just way ahead of everyone because they started 100+ years ago.

Thank GOD for Bessie

A cavalry charge through an army of half rotten zombies really should have been quite effective

Essos, it's essos she burned people alive for "slaving" a thing that wasn't illegal in their culture and laws.
She committed a literal war crimes in Essos.

why doesn't Dany attack the royal fleet at night

>Bessie

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did she survive the zombie attact?

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someone fake spoilered that pic of NK + Dany as a wight and I was thoroughly disappointed when it didn't happen because I thought that would actually be a good twist or at least not the total shitshow the actual story was

>6"2 is the average in many countries
Literally nowhere

yeah. she hid in the attic

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A FINGER IN THE BUM?

Remember when she wasn't sure who was behind the Sons of the Harpy but she pushed a master to her Dragons regardless? Can anyone tell me why Varys thinks she will be a good ruler? In the books she's a literal child more into getting fucked by Chadio than ruling

new:

and keep in mind that neither of these are consistent with the season 1 shots

God, she's ugly. Is /his/ likes her ironically?

>Dabiiiiiiid
>What if... what if
>What if Starbucks dabid

Kek yeah that kind of spoiler seems worse

She's just kind of forgot they're there

I saw that and though Dany got speared when the olympic champion had her in his sights

they're in denial about what this type of jewess maturates into

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You didn't even need to edit the pic to make her look worse she is bad enough as it is.

Sh-she's still alive, right bros?

just genuinely curious about how recent the stats are
i live in northern germany and i can definitely attest to the average height being close to 6'1" these days