LMAO

LMAO

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Haha pretty fun post i like posts tjat are funny memes pictires make me laugh oit aloud lot of memes are funny pics lol

The only hilarious thing in that picture is her and her girls thinking they're the Kardashians.

Why are women so hateful

the trick is to have a huge dick

fucking kek

>her and her girls thinking they're the Kardashians
That does seem to be the appeal of the show, they dream about being rich thots who do nothing all day. I guess it's sort of like the women's version of Entourage?

Yes, I have an average penis.

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>tfw had a gf one time
>fucked her
>got teased by her friends because she told them i had a big dick
>laugh at me and call me big dick user
>pretend to be embarrassed but secretly think im based
Ahhh those were the glory days. i wish i didnt peak as a teenager

Nobody has seen my dick since well before I hit puberty

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men were probably the same before we were battered for 100 years by "you cant do that" type propoganda.

women never experienced that. they're still living like men used to.

There's no point in history when men have been as catty as modern western women are
Mainly because of honor codes and because if you talked shit, you'd find yourself with a broken nose at best or a sword in the chest at worst

>send dick pic to school slag
>sends it to everyone
>get called ‘big dick’ in the hallways
>still known 8 years on for having a big dick
Based slag

Why would you sext anyone an actual pic of your cock? Sending them a giant dick you googled is way better for getting pics you can blackmail them with.

>bunch of goblins
Is this what Amerimutts consider to be women? I guess that explains why there were no visible female orcs in Lord of the Rings.

legitimately dont care kek
i have a 4 incher but i get naked everywhere i can
mostly in the gym showers
its funny when people walk in wearing boxers and briefs and get surprised at seeing me fully naked

Huge AND black ;)

Things that never happened.

LOL

They're Armenians. The Turks tried to warn us about these people, we didn't listen. Now we're stuck with the Kardashians and Bilzerians.

Okay pal lol

I imagine you as a middle aged japanese manlet

Somehow this is more believable than this

>sext chick I have no intention of ever actually fucking
>use fake pic of massive dick
>never get caught on my lie

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>ummm user why is your dick black?

nothing better than being naked boys
try it
it feels good

>act like a slut
>its okay though since its all a prank

carrying weapons and lack of strict government likely naturally divided the people into natural classes. There were probably shit tier men equal to today's shit tier women but they were a: shit in a slightly different way. and b: confined usually to the lower class.

Stay mad incel

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>date slutty girl
>she gets drunk at a New Year's Eve party with a ton of people and starts talking about how my dick's as thick as a Coke can
>several years and relationships later I get a call from my latest ex who lives several counties away
>apparently she had a date with a guy who picked her up at her apartment and saw some pictures of me up on her wall and said 'holy shit, it's the guy! The Coke can dick guy!'
>he wasn't even at the party, he dated one of the girls that was there six months after it happened and she thought it was so funny she had to tell him about it and show him the pictures on Normiebook, and he remembered my face for years for some reason
Don't worry, I believe your story, for we are famous dick brothers, these things really get around somehow