Why is Hollywood almost dxclusively hiring Aussies and Brits now?
Why is Hollywood almost dxclusively hiring Aussies and Brits now?
Jason Flores
Brandon Foster
They like the shit accents because niggers think it sounds "sophisticated"
Gabriel Parker
They can pay them in Australian dollars and save 30%.
Brayden Wright
it does though.
Carter Howard
British people sound like Animals, and Aussies are the Alabama trash of the Oceania
Bentley Robinson
What happened to great White American star?
Hudson Russell
Cheaper honestly. Back in the 90s you had a lot of actors and actresses that could demand top dollar because they were so notable. They don't want that again
Leo Long
Chris Pratt still exists
Jacob Perez
he likes pantera, too
Daniel Davis
god I want to eat her poop
Chase Baker
Serious question: Why does Australia produce such beautiful women? It's uncanny.
Mason Collins
Cause Execs have a bad dental care fetish. Not sure about Aussies, they seem to be pretty chill compared to the fucked up Brits.
Connor Barnes
It's sunny so lots of vitamin D, which produces healthy, attractive people
Jacob Edwards
You might be on to something. But why don't beautiful women come from Arizona, then?
Hunter Kelly
you wot cunt?
Isaac Morris
Shart land is a talent wasteland so Hollyjews are forced to import Bongs and Bogans to deliver semi competent performances.
Samuel Brooks
Logan Perry
The people originally deported to Australia weren’t dangerous criminals as is commonly thought, but very minir criminals (often straight up framed) they thought would be great new citizens. The original group of people deported to Australia consisted of the most talented and beautiful people they were able to force to move.
Jose Ross
post rare abbeys
Nolan Hill
based
Charles Russell
You do. White southern women who aren't fat and inbred tend to be the hottest Americans. Look at Jaimie Alexander, Amber Heard, Megan Fox, and Christina Hendricks
Asher Robinson
are you living under a rock? U of A and ASU have the hottest women in the country
Easton Ward
American's can't into accents, thus can only be cast as Americans
Brits and Australians can
Gavin Rodriguez
Better acting capability
In Britain and Australia they have acting schools, RADA and NIDA, that professionally teaches actors - NIDAs first year of graduates included Mel Gibson and Judy Davis
And they have government support for the arts that provides a training ground for them to develop their craft in television, theatre, and film
In the USA there is no such thing, there is no culture of public support for the arts, and the studios and networks can only produce hype
Their first two or three pay cheques might be less but then they'd be accustomed to American pay scales
Sebastian Powell
Americans just care less when their accents are done poorly. Benedict Cumberbatch has one of the worst American accents ever put on screen, and other than a couple jibes on twitter, no one really cares. When an American is slightly off, on the other hand, brits become autistic screechers about it
Easton Wilson
>culture of public support for the arts
no wonder Europe is so shit when you have taxpayers paying for modern art lmao
"have 20000 euros so you can paint a white line on a blue canvas"
Levi Jones
THIS
Joseph Miller
Mason Wilson
Well I guess I'll move to Arizona then. Thanks!
Josiah Wright
What kind of a motherfucker keeps spamming Abbey?
Tyler Jones
The US has arguably the best acting school tradition in the world. Lee Strasberg, Stella Adle, and Sanford Meisner all worked in the US. The problem is that our public school system has an obsession with funding STEM over the arts, so very few actors get decent experience before they enter private acting colleges
Andrew Flores
They're all kinda dead too, plus the Method was shit.
Acting academies in the US today would require private tuition
RADA and NIDA receive public support
David Myers
And yet graduates of their acting programs are dominating Americans
So who really is the shit one?
Justin Martin
>The original group of people deported to Australia consisted of the most talented and beautiful people they were able to force to move.
That's bullshit, but the people that originally survived the trip and early settlement would've had to be hard as nails. Australia was a hellhole for most of the population well up until WW2, had to be strong to thrive.
Jeremiah Turner
They're not naturally more attractive, it's just that dingos eat the ugly kids before they get old enough to find an agent
Aaron Wilson
>brits
>now
lmao, they've been hiring the superior British actors for decades. It's only Aussies which have become somewhat of a new thing, even then they pale in comparison to the amount of British actors.
Gabriel Diaz
They don't, they're basically just the British with tans. Like British actresses and models you're just seeing the ones they export.
Cooper Baker
in the same sense that the rest of the world was a hellhole youre talking about a nation that was always in the top 5 wealthiest nations of the world from the gold rush onwards
Nathan Bailey
Ryder Peterson
The only people who can survive that deadly hellholle are the healthy and athletic.
Bentley Lee
A based motherfucker
Asher Cruz
Isn’t Lee Strasberg the best acting studio in the US? They seem to produce some successful talents like Chris Evans
Samuel Powell
t-that’s a lot of candy
Xavier Jones
she's been in fuck all really, and models like her are generally disgusting. at least the likes of cara delevingne is relevant.
Oliver Davis
wtf does relevant mean
Parker Garcia
Being hired by the Americans on a regular basis. Try reading the OP.
Isaiah Robinson
Ausfag here
Selection bias.
Foreigners think all aussies are beautiful, tall, blonde blue eyed people but that's only because those are the actors that make it in America. The short, ugly, non-white Australians don't fit the stereotype so they don't make it.
Noah Taylor is a well established Australian actor that people seem to think is from England because he's ugly.
We do have sunlight, and we do have a huge gym culture and we are a shallow people who value appearance, so this may lead to the average Australian spending more effort on their appearance than the average Brit, who seem to just give up on looking good if they're less than a 7/10.
Yeah even that's a bit of a stretch. Did communism make the chinese hot?
Jacob Allen
I WANT TO GIVE HER A KISS DOWN UNDER !
Levi Williams
Do you think 7x6" could satisfy her ?
Alexander James
Dingofucker internet defense force pls go
Jose Carter
GOLEM GET YE GONE
Blake Ramirez
>Alabama trash
Get fucked cunt, we're more like them san fancysisyco cunts with the all being smart and technological and what not.
Lincoln Hernandez
do you know abbey
what’s a bogan
Jace Kelly
Honest answer: they haven't been #metooed yet. Brits have a long standing tradition of keeping quiet about these sort of shit, and Ausies will do whatever it takes, so they all swallow producer cock.
Cooper Harris
>do you know abbey
yes
>what’s a bogan
it's a cultured australian
Henry Gomez
tell us more about abbey
Joshua Allen
why do they all ugly?
Liam Miller
>a gook worshipper calls Abbey ugly
Have sex, basement incel.
Zachary Garcia
I'd fuck her, but she is weird looking. You can't deny that
Leo Garcia
Because American actors don't do the theatre and thus consequently can't act.
Carter Collins
a) better trained
b) cheaper
Nathaniel Johnson
>weeb sees a real woman's beauty
>IT CAN'T BE, IT'S TOO WEIRD!
Joshua Perez
Please keep posting black and white Abbeys
Leo Sanders
>The people originally deported to Australia weren’t dangerous criminals as is commonly thought
1/4 of the prisoners who were sent to australia died on the ship retard. Banishment outside the british isles were considered no better than a death sentence back then.
Nathan Nelson
Connor Sanders
Theyre cheaper and also the fact that recent NIDA cohorts are very attractive.
Brandon Wilson
Austin Campbell
>Noah Taylor is Australian
Oh shit
Austin Edwards
Its because American women all have that generic somewhat attractive German-American square potato farmer face. Sometimes you find a unique variant with almond eyes like Jennifer Lawrence. Generally they're not distinctive enough to do anything other than hardcore porn and BLACKED.com.
Aussies have striking anglo-celtic or greek/lebbo features and bong faces are all memorable (i.e. they're all fucked up). However, aussies do age like shit
Xavier Bell
Native brits are ugly no exceptions
Landon Bennett
Americans don't give a shit about acting. Too much work for too little money.
Aaron Green
Brits are ugly but they have a thiccness about them that I like
Ryder King
So you like fatties with brown bag faces
Parker Ramirez
This is a pig with enough makeup to fill the craters of the moon on top of multiple filters
Jeremiah Myers
B-But user she looks like a drug addicted child...
Jonathan Campbell
They get me hard as diamonds, mang
Nathaniel Morgan
she works at jbhifi and played with my willy once when we were drunk.
Jeremiah Turner
save her
Justin Murphy
Are you fat yourself, post height and weight and be honest with yourself about it
Brayden Rogers
>noah taylor is australian
what the FUCK
Jack Collins
Nah i'm a skinny manlet
Just love thicc girls
Julian Torres
height and weight bozo, im not letting you off that easily ahab
Nolan Carter
I think it's a tax dodging scheme. A lot of american studios shoot everythng in UK because there are far less taxes but there's a trick, the film has to be an english film. To be qualified as such it must have a certain number of british actors. Basically jews didn't wake up loving british actors, they just love the money they aren't paying to americans.
Anthony Howard
Because they're usually more talented than Americans.
Kayden White
Don't confuse smugness for talent nigel
Gabriel Bennett
5'7
62kg
Cooper Russell
>Noah Taylor and Ben Mendelsohn are both Australian and not the same person
sorry what the fuck?
Colton Jackson
I wouldn't call that thin
Landon Campbell
Northern Europeans in warm weather and the modern advantage of being able to avoid the sun frying your skin.
Levi Davis
Is that fat? I guess I never considered myself a fatty, but idk
Oh well, doesn't bother me, I still gonna enjoy me some thicc gals either way haha
Michael Miller
I would say you are about average weight, definitely an at risk fatty
Parker Morales
I'm a man so being fat or not isnt that important to me desu
Nathaniel Wood
How are Australians far different from Bongs and better than them?
William Edwards
Because you are a man you don't need to worry about health and physical conditioning?
Lucas Morales
>shilling for that disgusting bong hobgoblin
embarrassing
Dylan Allen
Who would have the responsabilty of paying them in aussie $50 notes though.
Jason Richardson
she looks like a heroine addict
Xavier Sullivan
I'm a manlet, it doesnt matter either way lol
Joseph Ramirez
So you are just going to completely give up?
Sebastian Richardson
I'm not him, but his BMI is literally just about ideal. He's not fat
Luke Kelly
A lot of cows in these parts
Jacob Roberts
His BMI would be the equivalent of a 6' being 157 pounds. That's not fat by anyone's standard
Logan Lopez
America as a country has hit the wall
Jordan Cooper
i put the wrong number in while converting, I would still say he is of an average weight and not thin as he put it
Luke Edwards
>tfw no bf
Xavier Morris
There's literally nothing wrong with that weight though. You must be anorexic.
Colton Hernandez
Yeah I guess lol
I mean I dont want to put on any more weight, but i'm fine with how I am now, not really interested in investing hundreds of hours to get swole or shredded, etc
Can spend that time hitting on thicc gals with low self-esteem instead lol
Easton Baker
Aiden Hall
The fact that people think that the worst outcome of Treaty of Versailles was a stronger more fanatical Germany that was ignored until it was too late is astounding. Europe managed to create Communist China at the same time. You guys are hilarious fuckups.
Mason Jackson
I said it is average
Elijah Ramirez
You need good genes in the first place. Plus, if you have darker skin you absorb less vitamin D
Jackson Cook
native australians are ugly as fuck no exceptions
Julian Richardson
>that thing
>attractive
Get some taste. She looks like a crack addict.
Sebastian Gomez
>t.liam neesons entire career
Connor Kelly
Not really. Brit/Australian actors versions of American accents might not be 100% but look at someone with the talent of Meryl Streep trying to do an Australian accent. Just embarrassingly bad.
Easton Gonzalez
nice fucking finger tattoo, in the midwest people would assume you were a truck stop whore looking like that
Christopher Long
>tfw no scary gf
Logan Cook
It’s because amerimutts are disgusting in comparison
Jayden Morris
Streep's English accent is impeccable though
Oliver Hernandez
Seems reasonably in line with the fact that the UK has triple the population of Australia though.
Landon Peterson
>bitch is richer than most guys
>whines about not getting free drinks
pay for your own fucking drinks stupid whore
Camden Robinson
Nobody cares what people from the Midwest think lmao
Joseph Russell
The absolute state of that. You have awful taste, OP.
Cooper Campbell
and obviously we have a high opinion of coastal kike degenerate trash
Samuel Diaz
LOL how much work has she had done to her face? Jesus
Eli Baker
>Megan Fox, and Christina Hendricks
imagine actually having such shit taste that you unironically find these two attractive
Jayden Gomez
Doesn't matter if they're to your personal taste, it's just an objective fact that most guys found those two women attractive in their primes
Connor Williams
>the pleb fears the abbey
Ethan Bennett
Megan Fox in her "prime" looked like a blow-up doll
The Hollywood version of Aletta Ocean
Only the worst rednecks found her attractive
Ayden Flores
POST RARE ABBEYS
Justin Thompson
Aiden Wright
You're thinking post collagen injections. She was cute as hell circa 2007
David Clark
Noah Taylor is a Kiwi actually, which is why he's so ugly, Kiwis are ugly as sin
Connor Clark
Nothing is worse then A native brit
Blake Perez
dumb unfounded stereotypes
step into the real world incels
have sex
Isaac Rogers
Eat your cucumber sandwich punk
David Wood
British people are notoriously ugly. Everyone in Europe and North America thinks this
Oliver Perez
All of the Australian women I have banged were soulless womanlet whores not even memeing
Blake Jones
Where are you from
Brandon Lopez
Australia.
Dylan Reed
Yeah but you’re ugly
Parker Kelly
What country did you feel had soulful women
Nathaniel Ramirez
Luxembourg.
Carter Cooper
What made them stand out
Ayden Ortiz
Very soulful hula dancing.
Benjamin Moore
what made them stand in
Levi Wright
Weather, work.
Samuel Nelson
>tfw you get questioned by a Redditor and another Redditor larps as you to make an all-Reddit fake convo
Carson Allen
Nathaniel Hughes
>larps
*rps, retard
Nathan Allen
cuz they are kino
Robert Baker
Ryan Brooks
British people are ugly
Nolan Davis
post feet
Samuel Lewis
wrong
Justin Carter
right
Alexander Campbell
wrong
Cameron Clark
Poots in your general direction.
Henry Price
based. i love Poots and Boynton
Sebastian Reed
Cameron Gutierrez
no ass
Cameron Lewis
Imagine being such a contrarian faggot that you dont
Noah Sanchez
Does she like chinks?
Eli Bennett
Will the white nationalist uprising happen in Australia or South Africa?
Joseph Campbell
She has an ass. But merkins won't recognise it as such because it's a pert and trim one without any fat or cellulite loosely sloshing around.
Joshua Bailey
no she likes twinks
Caleb Perry
Yikes feels bad
Lincoln Hall
based
Gabriel Rivera
nice
Carter Morales
>[losing the election intensifies]
Carson Rodriguez
They teach acting classes in college/universities in the United States and Canada.
Hudson Clark
no whitey in muttland and the chinks love them some BWC soo...
Samuel Bailey
A cute!
Connor Campbell
High school too
What’s US high school drama like?