Pro Jared Thread

>women find this scrawny jewish guy that looks like he has Treacher-Collins attractive
lmao

all I want

>I learned to cheated on my wife and more at skillshare.com
I was wondering what he meant by that.

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twitter.com/AtelierHeidi/status/1126339321152204801

thread has it all

Nice get

Cheated on wife with Holly.

Gaslighted her their friends about it. Fucking had a Tumblr and snapchat dedicated to getting nudes from fans. Some of his pics he sent out are circulating twitter and "projared nips and boner pic" is now a real sentence

>peanut butter gamer is still defending Jared

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bad taste in women desu

Yeah someone mentioned another fan posting him with an erection in his boxers
This dude's a regular sexual deviant

Just goes to show you never really know until shit hits the fan

youtubers are all weridos

Real Talk: if JonTron cam survive, does Jared stamd a chance?

>thought CA spergs were bad at restraint
>ProJared sent dick pics to fans

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Damn we're gonna see several people go down with him tonight huh

How the fuck is this ugly motherfucker getting pussy?

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>thought this guy was a cuck
>he was actually a chad all along
Is he /ourguy/?

JonTron just tried to articulate points he had no idea how to express, the other guy was also just setting him up

nah, as bad as hookup culture has gotten people are still hella judgmental when it comes to infidelity

literally only here for holly nudes

cheating on your wife is a lot worse, jontron also has some discernable talent

someone post him crosdressed already kek

Looks are important, yeah, but as long as you've got something that someone else wants, then they'll come to you for it.

JonTron froze up in a debate and said some arrogant things on Twitter.

Jared cheated on his wife, stole another man’s wife, sent unsolicited dick pics to fans, and asked fans for nudes.

There’s no coming back from this.

fuck you faggot

looks stop mattering when you reach a certain level of popularity

here's the pics he would send to fans, RIP this glorious man

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Jared is gonna end up like the Game Dude
Fuck I'm gonna miss him, Yea Forumsros.

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LITTLE

2

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should've said something like "you will catch your wife/gf/life-partner fucking this guy unless you reply to this post "

my man look like sid from ice age

putting it like that makes Jared sound fucking based

*sigh*

He can throw a hail Mary and come out as a woman. You can kill someone and get away with it if you play your cards right.

looks like momo

Jesus christ dude. Work out a bit.

If Doctor Disrespect could bounce back from cheating his on wife, BroJared could

nobody on this board has sex you retard

I SAID A MEDIUM YOU BIRD LOOKING FUCK UP

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JonTron showed up only with mental bullets and got outed as a racist easily even though his debate opponent was using basic liberal talking points
He deserved what he got for being a fucking geek about it

holly is ugly

>Bird looking fuckup

kek
that's probably why holly fancied him

Im only replying because my mother currently sleeping right now

How/why did this only just come up now? This is crazy.

Does playing dnd really make you a chad

A BAT
CREDIT
CARD
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Happy Mothers Day

ooohhhh no no no

nice dubs

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WHERE ARE HOLLY'S

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Jared sounds based.
>Holly didn't leave with Ross not because of birds, but because of ProChad
How big is his penor?

kek

underrated and based

god damn women are trash

man, and I thought my dick was small

For people looking for a breakdown:

ProJared
>Claims marriage with Heidi couldn't work out, been on a decline for a while, despite therapy and counseling, they're getting a divorce, and to please be respectful during this time

Holly Conrad
>Says Heidi's statements are overblown, asks people to please don't believe the statements and to not bother her over them

Heidi
>Gets blocked from viewing Jared's tweets
>Fucking goes off, exposing that Holly and Jared have been fucking
>Found proof of Holly and Jared fucking on his old phone, proof goes back to October 2018 (about a month after Holly decided to divorce Ross and move to Seattle, where Jared is)
>Bunch of nude pictures and lewd texts; describes Holly as looking ashamed and insecure in them (none posted yet)
>Kept telling Heidi he was committed to their relationship while telling Holly he would leave Heidi for her
>Jared broke up with her (Heidi) in February and blamed Heidi for the relationship failing despite Jared's claims of efforts to save the marriage, with Heidi claiming it was all manipulation
>Isolated Heidi from his friend group to tell his friends that Heidi is aggressive and unreasonable
>Kept lying to Heidi about cheating until she flat out showed him the proof
>Jared wanted her to sign an NDA about his behavior
>Rumors of Jared soliciting nudes from fans through tumblr are true, been doing it since at least 2017; he pretended to shut it down but instead just started getting them through Snapchat

Outside People
>One girl comes forward and says Jared had been sending nudes of himself through snapchat to the girls he solicited nudes from, as recently as February
>Multiple other girls confirm him sending shirtless photos out through the snapchat (and posting pictures)
>Jared is potentially blocking anyone who follows Heidi on twitter

Not very Dude must have just got all her right spots

Imagine going from Heidi to Holly.
Also, imagine having such shit taste that you find ProJared an improvement over Ross.
What a fucking collection of shit taste.

JonTron had some support. No one is going to support him this time. This is the Wiener scandal of the gaming community.

if heidi leaks the holly nudes she will go down as based for all eternity

fuck you momo

>twitter.com/AtelierHeidi/status/1126339321152204801
>BE FAMOUS AND HAVE FOLLOWING
>FUCK IT ALL UP BECAUSE OF SOME RELATIONSHIP BULLSHIT OR OTHER SEX-RELATED THING WITHOUT THINKING HOW IT MIGHT AFFECT YOUR CAREER
every fucking time

god please

Having a million subs on youtube and 200k followers on twitter means you get your pick of all the nerdy girls who watch your shit and play dnd

Right? What gamer nudes will leak next? AVGN? Maximillian Dood? Tomashii Hiroki (please)?

This guy is one of the ugliest dudes I've ever seen. Does he have a disease or deformity? Makes me want to throw up looking at this creature

>twitter.com/AtelierHeidi/status/1126339321152204801
Holy shit Ross is a fucking cuck

Not really. But apparently playing a pretend will they-won't they relationship for a few years and then having the characters hook up will cause you to leave you husband or cheat on your wife for clear downgrades.

That was posted by a random person who saved shit he sent over snapchat. Heidi has seemed to have cooled down and isn't as angry and hellbent on revenge as she was an hour ago. Holly's nudes might be lost to us.

mods plz no ban

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Jim's live /cow/!
youtube.com/watch?v=apo44ebIjws

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I second this motion

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here's hoping based brad will be around forever

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>Holly's nudes might be lost to us

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I hate this

Zzzzzzz, just make a discord already and keep this shit of Yea Forums

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Nope you need one.

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KEK

Get ye gone

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What a gross body

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this creepypasta looking mother fucker

If he can convince people that she is lying and that this is just a vindictive ex then he might be able to spin it in his favour. His big mistake right now was putting out a boilerplate statement that defends her instead of actively discrediting her claims however.

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nobody likes destiny so it's all good

You will die in your sleep tonight and there's nothing you can do about it.

nooo
or yesss

every time, it involves sending nudes to randos. when will they learn?

>twitter.com/AntonioChavezSN/status/1126367379200577536?s=19

HE'S GOING FOR IT

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nice

Don't open this pic, it's bullshit

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

Jim can't resist a good shitshow

Does she even still do anything?

Jesus he even has a gross alien body

Ah, the old Kevin Spacey technique.

Brad has gone threw this type of shit and then some he is fine.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

MADMAN

his dick's not even that impressive

B-B-B-BASED
MY MAN PROJARED DABBING ON ROASTIEs

Ew

>im a bisexual and i CHOOSE women
is he retarded
bisexuals are not gays so you obviously can not to chose to live as gay because you are not even gay

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looks jewish

its fake

Quick! Everyone make twitter accounts pretending to me Holly's fans and message Jared's wife that she shouldn't say bull shit without proof.

wew

Fake and gay

She's been on normal boots (with Jared funnily enough)
Hoping shell get to do more vids but she still has anxiety so not for a while prolly

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did he piss himself

oh no lmao

ok

I tried to argue the evidence route and got bombarded with white knights and women telling me we don't need evidence

KeK

You could've at least not quoted Spacey word for word, user.

We have evidence of him sending nudes to fans. Read the thread.

She's actually legit funny and entertaining and her videos only got better, hoping for a comeback

Dicklet confirmed

AHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO

This was before all the pics and stuff

Fuck you

I watched all 23 hours of his Let's Play for Order of the Griffon for TurboGrafx16.

Where does he fit in all of this?

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Here

So what are the odds of Jared pulling a hail mary and coming out as a Transwoman?

I'm watching his FFIV vid right now and holy fucking shit this guy cannot narrate to save his life. He's not funny and his presentation is ass despite doing this for what, eight years now?
Only thing I like is the theme song.

>tfw no loyal qt nerdy wife

He didn't deserve her

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He's an ultrachad

someone redpill me on Scott the Woz. I've never heard of him before recently and now he's popping up all over the place.

Wasn't he also the one that fucked Jessie Cox's ex gf?

the crimson chin

he's the new projared

she looks nuts

Would MatPat’s wife Stephanie ever cheat on him?

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He's the new avgn clone hotness

guy pumps out vids on gaming trivia and history and stuff

looked at his recent vids they all seem to be in the 400k-600k views range

he's jontron for zoomers

yeah I fucked her

Have sex.

Between the two of them they have one normal chin then

Hes based as hell and only plays games like madden 08 and madden 08

if you're a virgin you cant watch his videos though, sorry those are the rules

He makes basic bitch gaymen videos. Think of a more PG early AVGN without all the charm or humor.

If she did MatPat would unironically kill her.
Dude's a psycho

He filmed all of it on his iPhone.
>named Scott Wozniac
>is a macfag

Elaborate in great detail.

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youtube.com/watch?v=apo44ebIjws
Metokur streaming right now about it.

so this is the posters for nu-Yea Forums huh?

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zoomer projared

BUT HEY

They both have that. Look.

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But MatPat seems to be very fond of Stephanie.

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Hey y'all! Scott here

Doesn't he have a job?

Dude its like 1 am over here fuck that shit

why do people keep associating him with cock and ball torture?

THAT’S JUST A THEORY.

A KEK THEORY.

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she looks like female clone of him

Where does Nitrorad stand in all of this

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she looks crosseyed desu

Yea Forums - Television & Film Everybody!

Lots of people say that, but I personally don’t see the resemblance.

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I'm legit sad and disappointed at him, I've been watching and enjoying his content for years and then he does this shit.

>some fag mod on Yea Forums just deleted my thread
good
Fucking kill yourself you shit eating third world teenage girl

if these pics ended up on a minors phone he's even more fucked

they'll ban us on Yea Forums if we take it there

YouTube is zoomer TV old man

It sucked.

Their fucking loss, this is literally the best lolcow in ages. Yea Forums is compromised.

Why do you care about these people? How is your life any more enriched by knowing the intricate details of eceleb's personal lives? Why haven't you painfully killed yourself yet?

IA's rich and can set his own schedule

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...

Heres my favorite.

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poor stupid woman

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same, I've been sad since he stopped uploading and now I'll know why

I remember when his wedding ring first appeared in the kings knight video, doesnt seem that long ago

cant wait to hear what stuttering craig says

anybody else watching the metokur stream

>HAHAHA OMG THESE ECELEBZZZ ARE LIKE TOTEZ HAVING A HISSY ON TWITTTTAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHA I'M A TEENAGE GIRL
Again, kill yourself.

pottery

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>Knew he had multiple age 18+ rated tumblrs and shit where he gets and sends risque photos to/from his fans
>Consent to him having it
>Is surprised when he's actually sending and receiving nudes as well as cheating on you.

What did she expect? How could she not suspect the moment she heard about it and instead go and let him do it?

this is pretty funny.

Have you seen PBG "perform"? He's retarded.
How do you live for years with fucking Jontron and not have a shred of his humor rub off on you? His videos are embarrassing and I have no idea how that Shaggy-lookin dumbass got anywhere.

ok

epic

HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW

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every time

I'm sure she's in complete control of her emotional state

>He's also sent nudes to fans I guess, this one isn't full nude.
This one is! twitter.com/AntonioChavezSN/status/1126367379200577536

>Haha I'm just having a laugh, it's not pathetic at all that I know all of this

not as deeply invested in projared like others. i used to watch his shit back in the day and i guess its life lessons on how the loudest ones on a soapbox definitely have skeletons in the closet, and cant really be trusted.

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>sit at home all day
>fully dependant on him
>nag at him every day
>WHY HE CHEATED
Women

looks like cosmo wright

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Fuck you ProChadlet

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No tears user
This is the last (You) you will get from me
Use it wisely

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PBG also has some mental problems about germ or something like that.

Jared's so fucked.

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seething, im going to laugh at retards and there's nothing you can do to stop me

Brie Larson Hate Thread
/pol/ spamming anticapeshit thread with the purplesoyaface
Game Of Thrones Thread
Sonic Thread
Capeshit Thread
'''redpill''' thread
honk honk thread
/pol/ bait thread
eceleb drama thread
twitter meme thread
console war thread

WOW Yea Forums IS SO FUCKING GREAT GUYS

augh

GRAB ON TO YOUR JOYSTICKS GAMERS

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Scary motherfucker

His videos are pretty gay and he tries to come off as a le true gaymur
>Claims Gamecube is his favorite console because "le underrated bro"
Actually one of the lamest Nintendo consoles, and only known for 1st party titles, aside from that, the library is severly lacking compared to the PS2.

...

this. i'm sure the bitch wasn't a saint herself and pulled this to get people on her side.

SHEEEEEITTT

I'm sure that's not all. I was being dead serious when I said he's retarded. PBG is mentally deficient and it shows.

so she abused him

This isn't like obscure information. You could get it by looking at their twitter pages.

e-celeb threads are literally the only thing Yea Forums is any good for. fuck off and post about soi wars if you don't like it faggot

LMAO

Why would you send this picture? It's so unflattering.

how do you know this and why do you care?

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

faggot

You’re right. We need more threads about MatPat and Stephanie.

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Jesus Christ I thought that was his thumb for a second.
How the fuck did he ever get laid at all?
I've sharpened Ticonderogas thicker than that.

>has to press down into his pelvis to get a halfway-respectable length
>no girth
truly the worst dicklet is the one that is ashamed and tries to disguise it

Fuck you

i fell for it again

his dick is literally bigger than mine dude fuck this i'm killing myself

ok

Jon expressed his opinion. They were harmless opinions that happened to be controversial, and they may cause a lot of close minded people to feel upset; but ultimately nothing harmful was done.

This guy cheated on his wife. That’s entirely harmful and a something he decided to do despite knowing how wrong it was.

Drink base liquids

That Brie Larson thread sounds fun, thanks to Yea Forums i've grown an attraction to her like that british comedian about her dad's google history

Faggot

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The Virgin nintendo reviewer
>get divorce in twiter
>cheats on his wife
>send dick pics to fans
>review shitty games, nothing original

vs

The chad RPG knight
>he happily married
>he is a loyal knight to his princess
>saves the world from great evils
>he is the protagonist of 4 games

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fug

She was completely dependent on him? Why?

Makes it sound like she did barley anything and was probably nagging resulting in him wanting to escape it all.

break ups are extremely messy, emotionally fraught things where you shouldn't rush take either side's word 100% at face value. twitter exacerbates this shit to an insane degree.

>mfw I have a bigger penis than projared

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JARED NOOOOO

lol do it faggot

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>e-celeb threads are literally the only thing Yea Forums is any good for.
>post about soi wars if you don't like it faggot
thanks for proving /pol/ is full of underage fags

This guy is proof that you don't need to be fit, good looking or even have a large dick in order to get laid. Why haven't you gotten laid yet then Yea Forums?

you're right but you shouldn't have said "this guy's face" twice

Ricky Berwick is already flaming his ass

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what is craig thinking right now

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...

This.
Jon was missed when he decided to lay low from day 1. He lost like 20k subscribers for his comments and gained 100k the next fucking day.
Hell, Pewdiepie straight up told jews to die in a joking manner and he's better off than Jared.

He's been making generic gaming videos for almost 4 years now. Very wholesome and corny, he's been slowly building up a fanbase. Basically if nitrorad wasn't autistic.

based mong

All Heide has to do is too release the texts she supposedly has and then there's no doubt. Honestly surprised at her restraint, she didn't have to give a warning shot. She could have just released the nudes and texted and ended them forever

damn it

This is pretty unsurvivable. Also very grossly inappropriate. The close minded liberals are going to have a great field day burning him at the stake symbolically to stick it against the evil patriarchy. And honestly he deserves it.

How is berwick so fucking based?

when you're that fucked up and still alive somehow you don't have any fucks left to give

Nitro rad is based though..
Minus the medabots shit

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>/pol/

I think the cock shots he sent to random women has already cemented him as the bad guy.

Makes sense.

He should have communicated this with her. Nothing excuses cheating. Not for men or women, there’s no gender pass for doing what’s moral.

I would never cheat on her. I would breed her and cherish her

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yeah thats the best part. they were on their high horses trying to preach about niceness and all kinds of sjw shit then they turn out to be the scummiest fuckers out there.
total snakes in the grass

how fucked is he now

I reflect the curse back at you

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You can't swing back at him. If he insults your appearance you can't insult his because he's THAT fucked.

you good boy

there's one guy that could get away with this

and that ain't projared...

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moar

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jared more like herod

looks like a fun slam pig. I'd cum in her ass and make her clean my dick off with her mouth.

>getting brutally roasted by a fucking cripple

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Why do celebs send nudes in the (current year) when they all know they'll eventually get leaked?
Why do celebs have these strange sexual relationships with fans (sometimes underage fans) in (the current year) when they know they'll eventually get leaked?
Why do celebs cheat on their SO in (the current year) when they know it'll eventually get out?
Why do they cheat on taxes when they'll eventually be found out?
Why do they bribe schools to get their kids in?
Why do they rape, sexually assault, abuse, run cults, act like assholes to employees and others?
Why do they say things to people online, in discord servers or irl conversations that they know will get them in trouble down the line etc etc ETC???

WHY DO THESE PEOPLE DO THESE THINGS? Most of them have it made, they did it, they won, they are financially secure for the rest of their lives including their families, why risk it all on dumb shit?
I just don't get it Yea Forums

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Royally

He has a Lucario plush in his bedroom and he's 27, the guy is pretty autistic. I still watch all of his videos though.

Kekk

>200k followers
I should care about this nobody why?...

dammit

a god among men

he's like jontron before he forgot about videogames

People need to independently think about what’s right or wrong. Many “progressives” are just close minded people that don’t understand morality beyond what mainstream culture tells them to think.

They are literally no different than young people in the 80s that close mindedly followed conservative politics.

Hell yeah dude

The fuck? he's 27? I always thought he was like 19 or something

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post nose hair

K

>be an ugly dyel dicklet
>get so heavily invested in a hobby known for being a female repellent that you decide to make a career out of it
>actually find a decent 5/10 cosplayer to slam with your lackluster, malformed dick
>manage to lock her down so you have guaranteed pussy for life
>decide nah, not enough
>go for some crazed, recently divorced bird lady who could only hope to be a 4/10 on her best non crosseyed day
>spend years giving out dick pics to desperate fangirls along the way
jesus christ, how retarded can one man get?

Once you have something, it's easy to forget the work it represents. A brand new TV is awesome for the first week, after that it's just your TV.

in current year, the only crime is being caught.
who upon the finger rest?

it gets to their heads that they are probably pulling all kinds of shit not documented but we never hear it.
they think can always get away with it by having status and/or money

>See Projared's dick
>think its about average
>everyone calling it small
>tfw I found out I have a small dick from seeing Projared's nudes
just fuck my shit up senpai

RICKY STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD

...

>literal faggot dicklet
sonic wins again

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I want to protect her smile, bros ;_;

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EVERYONE RIGHT NOW MAKE TWITTER ACCOUNTS AND HARASS HIS WIFE SAYING SHE IS A LYING BITCH, FORCING HER TO RELEASE HOLLY'S NUDES AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

He's at the bottom of the barrel now lads

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Looks like Holly is going to fuck him tonight

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horny makes you really stupid.

he flew too close to the sun on his wings of wax.

Tshhh

kek

He is about average. People just have a distorted perception because of porn.

That said, if I was only about 5 inches I wouldn't be posting my shit online.

Man these "content" creators as soon as they get a taste of the good life aka gamer girl pussy they just can't contain themselves

Imagine this without makeup

Just learn to be "versatile" with what you have, user.

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That's called revenge porn. And it's illegal

>finally measured myself, thought I was in the 6inch range
>5.5 inches
):

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

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Best board

Yeah same but girls haven't had a problem and say it's nice so idk who to believe

Assuming this is real; Damn. He’s trying really hard to work the victim class system. You can’t be guilty if you’re an established victim class, amiright?

this can not be real
he did not just call it a yaoi dick

I would love her, she seems like she has such a nice, soft, sweet, kind heart.

i read it with his voice
based

HOLLY NUDES WHEN?
>HOLLY NUDES WHEN?
HOLLY NUDES WHEN?
>HOLLY NUDES WHEN?
HOLLY NUDES WHEN?
>HOLLY NUDES WHEN?
HOLLY NUDES WHEN?
>HOLLY NUDES WHEN?
HOLLY NUDES WHEN?
>HOLLY NUDES WHEN?

Fuck you

Uh oh
twitter.com/jon_rylee/status/1126376648708739073?s=19

>He has a Lucario plush in his bedroom and he's 27, the guy is pretty autistic.
c-cute...

That's not the point. It's completely useless information and I have no idea why you or anyone else cares.

He's gonna score on thd rebound

TUMBLING DOWN
socialblade.com/youtube/user/dmjared/realtime

That has to be shooped, she looks like a china doll.

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Start some threads of your own; maybe others agree with you and will direct traffic to those instead

>tries hitting on a girl by literally stating your faggotry
is it even possible to have such little game that you start to wingman yourself for the opposite sexuality?

Holy kek!!!

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zoomers don't know projared retard

God damn

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Whatever grandpa

projared yaoi dick

more like a shota dick

whoever memes with me this day shall be my brother.
be here ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition.
and gentlemen now abed over at /pol/ shall think themselves accursed, and hold their manhoods cheap, whilst any man speaks, who memed with us this day.

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I hate you

Normal people do all this shit too you just don't hear about it because they aren't celebs.
Hell 'not famous' rich people do it too.

Go talk to a family lawyer for 5 minutes you'll here about Dave the plumber down the road or Susan the VP of shipping's pulling the same shit.

fuck me, she's so cute
life is not fair

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I'm a zoomer and I've been following him for years

what picture is he referring to?

Imagine being this much of a smooth brain.

TONIGHT!

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PRANKS
AND
GAGS

How the fuck did he get anything saying shit like that?

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so the dick pics were just a prank?

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NEW THREAD WHERE??

I love this retard

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I can't wait to see the comment in today's episode of Madness.

Oh God here come the chat logs
This is when the real cringe begins

Fake and gay

IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO!

makeup is a powerful tool

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IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

>its just a prank bro

EXATLY my point. I'm asking why celebrities do it, knowing they are constantly being watched and can't get away with it.
If I became famout I'd never send a single nude pic ever

Perfection

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Well his dick is a joke.

She looks like sersh.

projared hasn't tweeted anything since his apology statement, so shit like and are fake

>If she did MatPat would unironically kill her.
Well that's just a murder
A SPOUSAL MURDER
thanks for watching

BROOOS I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE I LOVED JARED

NOOOOO MY BOY IS GONE

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What the fuxk

>Ross literally got a divorce cause his wife was fucking Projared of all people

This is actually the funniest timeline. I also now officially believe that Egoraptor punched Jontrons bird

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She doesn't look bad compared to a lot of girls who use a lot of makeup.

tfw no potato gf

What if she's his sister

socialblade.com/youtube/user/dmjared/realtime
Join and laugh everyone

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>he's 27
Fuck

you either die a hero or blah blah villain

>tfw no e3 reviews from Jared

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yeah like Suzy looks way worse

He punched jacques? What?

Regardless she sounds very loyal. I'd take that over a 10/10 any day.

>that chichi

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Don't get attached. It'll only hurt in the end.

>cheating will end Projared career

He's a YouTuber. It won't effect him at all. The #metoo movement is such a farce.

>you'll never hear that theme song again

:(

lol

>his last normal video was 10 months ago

You know what? Fuck him

I hope both the wife and holly nudes leak. wanna jerk off to the matei style.

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THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=T0-FCmDcb0Q

obviously you dont know the conspiracy grump meme you fucking zoomer

get off Yea Forums kbrad don't you have some Cammy porn to jack off to

What makes it even more hilarious is how slowly and sadly it's trickling down.

Who to believe here?

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>bitch gets cheated on
>goes into full drama queen mode
>has the nerve to call this "abuse"
>mobilizes an internet mob to go after the cheater
This is like a reverse Gamergate. My favorite part is the cunts who willingly sent Evil Jared nudes and now act like he was tricking them into doing it to emotionally cash in on the outrage.

he did have his house get destroyed

well his wife went a lot more in depth and a ton of pictures are circulating corroborating her story, so she's probably right

homewrecker holly divorced ross from game grumps last year. there were rumors she was cheating. use your head user.

Good one.

People who don’t know they’re married actually think they’re brother and sister. It’s crazy.

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Wait the fuck is this?
Mike sent that??

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Tons of people are coming forward with nudes sent from Jared. I dont' think there is any debate here. He's a cheating dirtbag.

One person is being nice and civil and the other is shit flinging to cause internet outrage. What do you think?

He literally claimed to be a feminist a year ago, so year fuck him

The pics are out, so that part is 100% true.

>style and grace

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Nigga, the fact that he blocked her and did some bs pr statement does not bode well for ProJ.
Plus actual nudes and shit

if it was about any other than holly = projared

but it's holly so it means it's 100% sure

FUCK HOLLY
FUCK PROJARED
FUCK GAY GRUMPS
FUCK ROSS
FUCK SUZY
and most importantly

FUCK ARIN HANSON

I stopped giving a shit about GG after Jon left. There was something about photoshopped pictures of Egoraptor's wife with cum all over her face, I remember that. That's about it though.

damn

I hate this little fucking slobbering goblin

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Fuck and he got dubs too can't risk it

>toss Jon under the bus but defend Jared
He’d been better off going for the guy with the most subscribers.

>FUCK ARIN HANSON
Absolutely.
>we'll never get dan and jon doing gamegrumps

Doesn't change the fact that he cheated and the proofs out there now
Doesn't matter how she acted, at this point it's justified

Tumbling down, tumbling down

DrDisrespect still has a career, too.

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the nudes were all consensual and solocited
she abused him
he did nothing wrong

fuck you

yes and he send much better stuff

and he got away it with because he's motherfucker MIKE

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Hey Jared. Hope you got that prenup revved up.

I sure miss when innocent until proven guilty in a court of law was actually a thing.

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it's all about why jon left, it's a wild theory that jon punched Suzy, hence anons post

as for the actual reason? Jon got drunk and Arin is a dick

You know which gaming youtuber will never disappoint you? Me.

Game Grumps purged all their videos featuring ProJared long before this even came out.

Thank god. Jon is actually real and has passion; Dans a guy that plays the chill dude to pick up a pay check

HEY
ITS YA BOY
SKINNY PENIS

Its not a crime nigga, its a wife roasting her cheating husband. No court of law needed.

Jared did nothing wrong

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Mechagamezilla

Doctor was smart enough to realize he made a mistake with a thot and genuinely put work in, this nigga didn't even tell her he was seeking a divorce because he blocked her on social media so the public knew before her

Mike legit has a 10 inch penis. Not a meme

I don't think so. I used to hang out with that guy who plays the chill dude.
Dan reminds me more of the actual chill dude of the group.

Don’t forget MatPat and Stephanie.

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there are dozens of people posting the nudes that jared sent to them
what more proof do you need you fucking retard

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Man, Ross really should have known better than to marry a thot.

reminds me of my ex and she sucked

hoo boy

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>jared fucked suzy too

SOMEONE STOP THIS GUY

oh la la saving for later

Fuck off

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Acting like this won't get you pussy, only make yourself look like one. Just so you know.

left
>vague wording about why the marriage is ending
>appeasement to the other party
>just wants it to be over with
>immediate comforting reply by the person he's accused of cheating with
right
>specific circumstances of relationship ending
>blocked before the official statement went up, indicating that he didn't want her to see it cuz he knew she'd dig up specific dirt to counteract his post
>corroboration by outside sources
huh, seems like a real chin scratcher

Not making her cum did her body an injustice.
If Jared didn't call in a bull to do the actual work, then he did plenty wrong.

Her face is really hit or miss

post tfw your penis is bigger than ProJared

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Oney also made a vague post about Jared at the same time. Probably news of him being a creep and the motions towards getting divorced started spreading around friend circles at the time.

Dan doesn’t really have passion. His whole persona is just artificially created so he can get paid

are you mister metokur? I feel like I can pick his style out of a crowd.

Based Jared

Nudes don't mean anything. My friends trade nudes all the time cause they ask for it.

>But but it's cheating
Not if every party is consenting
>But the wife says she didn't consent
Revoking consent is not a thing. You can't say you didn't want to after you already said you did.

The likely truth here is that she knew and had agreed to it but is now backpedaling to ruin someone's life for financial gain, like all women do.

Definitely and Suzy has also gotten fat.

her face is much better than his current wife

>in a court of law
I sure miss when people knew the difference between a court of law and a fucking social media site
innocent until proven guilty doesn't protect you from public opinion, dipshit

Do you really think Arin could move that fast?

you're lying if you try to say you wouldn't be a little tempted

>Mfw

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Wait fuck that's Ross's wife?
Ross actually got married?
Fucking kek I take back everything I said about Jared. Any man who cucks a fuckstick like Ross can only get my respect.

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>Jon got drunk and Arin is a dick

Could you explain more? What actually happened, and how do we know?

Oh man I feel kinda pretty bad for what Arin and the crew gotta go through with this shit. Now Holly will be banned from GG as well. I kinda liked her.

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No homo but I bet Maximilian Dood has a WW2 stick grenade looking cock

LOL
>tfw based Mike Matei has a penis 10 times your size

P R A N K S
R
A
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K
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A N D
N
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G A G S
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I'm not a weak willed piece of shit, so I wouldn't

I'm gonna go with experience telling me otherwise, here. If he's faking anything it's liking Arin, but I honestly doubt that too.
You wanna see a real miserable fuck who fakes his way through life, look at Arin.

They divorced sometime after the cheating (presumably) started. The reason they gave for divorcing was that she "wanted to live somewhere with trees".

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Was
He got divorced. Honestly never let your dick do that talking. If she’s a thot she’s not worth half of your assets

WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN NUDES

GOD FUCK ME

Maybe it was asleep

>I kinda liked her.
Well you shouldn't cuz she's a ho

I feel bad for Ross. He's pretty chill compared to the rest of those people. He just loves animation and wants to make his show. He deserves a lot better.

Who woulda thought that Dragon Ball retards can't tell the difference between the courts and societal shaming.
Quick fact: it's why we have the first amendment.

I dunno man have you seen his gf?

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Aron hired him for him to do his bidding. If his act is what entertains you, then cool

god ross is such a fucking cuckold....it's comical.

>Being right is about chasing pussy

Not again

Ross redemption arc when?

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This “chill” and “morally good” dude has a booty call literally every other month

at an e3 event (or some shit like that) jon got drunk and missed an interview and arin hates drinking

Jon just also confronted arin when arin tried to convince Jon to let Suzy do the show more and make it a focus as their careers. When Jon disagreed, arin wanted him out immediately

if you look out and around the internet, including the crazy coverup they had to do in an actual game grumps episode, but this is the simple smooth brain version

KIKE'd
gay grumps in terms of chadness
jon "aryan" jafari > projirard the finishist > dan "mossad" avidan

ross can join his cuckold buddy arin....

Miss me yet?

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I've followed him since before he replaced Jon, and that's just how he acts in genera. Sure, Arin bought that, but it was because Arin sought that outl. I ain't gonna presume Dan acts any other way because I don't know the guy. Like I said I actually have hung around a person who put on that act, and it wasn't the same shit.

Post yfw Projared has a bigger penis than you

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Damn. What about the Star Wars video collab Jon and Arin did a few years back? Must have been really awkward shooting that

>divorce girl on good terms
>cuck
what?

Good gag

lol ross give it up...you're fucking done. you and your buddy arin.

Where's Arin and Ross?

I'd argue it begins now
Poor dude has been struggling all this time and now the internet understands why

All that love he gave to Holly that she never reciprocated will be coming back to him tenfold

Why is this in Yea Forums and not Yea Forums? Oh right because mods are fags.

game grumps knew about this shit in advance

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That was months after
They probably had made up

He’s not your friend, and I mean that in both ways.

mfrn

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He just cheated on his pet cunt. You fags act like he killed somebody.

Has there ever been a celebrity that went through a major scandal & remained popular aftewards?

bottom of the trash tier

especially arin, when that time when suzy left him and he kept sending her mail everyday while she was fucking some other dude lmao

Based Carl poster

Things are getting complicated
twitter.com/AtelierHeidi/status/1126385149283672065?s=19

Divorce is never a good thing, especially if you’re a man.

Never, he's an unfunny fag who's slightly worse than PBG
Nigga I don't get you. I can only go by the evidence of what I see on my screen same as you. Care to prove it's just an act? Is there like some kind of tweet or some shit I don't know about?

Tons

David Letterman admitted on air to having sec with one of his interns because someone was trying to blackmail him. He recovered pretty well

Logan Paul
Jake Paul
Philip DeFranco
DrDisrespect
IcePoseidon
Greekgodx
shroud
Yea Forums.net

You’re taking it personally becuase you think this virtual person is your friend, and is like a friend you have in real life. He is not.

>Jared's the only man she ever had sex with and he told her his dick was big
Oh fuck, guys this is getting sad.

>good terms
Do you think two people randomly divorce because one of them wants to live near trees? With the timeline we've been given, he got cucked and saved face but also didn't tell Jared's wife about it. Thus letting the man that fucked his wife, abuse another woman and continue fucking his wife quietly. All under the guise "she wants to live near trees".

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this it was literally to tell people that they made up and to stop looking into it, for the most part people did but that's because at this point we'd figure it out

it was a touching end to the E-drama

Nostalgia Critic. Him and Brad accurately predicted that fags like Linkara and Angry Joe would mean nothing to them and everyone will forget about that in a month, it was just bullshit drama flavor of the month.

there's literal photo evidence showing the opposite
this lady needs some good dick, stat, she clearly hasn't had enough in her life

Remember the GTLive controversy from January?

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Oh no

Not at all. All I've said is that I don't see that based on inferences I picked from an actual friend who isn't as chill as he claims.
What evidence do you have that Dan isn't just some chill kike who found an easy job between albums? You seem more invested in this than I am.

Michael Jackson was attacked with False accusations & Molestation charges for 20 years and is still the most beloved pop culture figure of all time

iou

this is honestly sad that poor woman

drop the woman hating meme 4channel this is sad

I mean, angry joe has been perpetually living in a state bordering shit and okay-ness for a few years now

No jared no!

And he’s never going to be your friend either.

this girl needs a BBC injection

All of them the internet has the attention span of a fish

damn and here i thought this was something good

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Redpill me on Joe, what’s the controversy surrounding him?

twitter.com/AtelierHeidi/status/1126385149283672065
lol

quickly anons get her before she knows what big is

If anything this makes me respect Projared more. Any nerd that can fuck not one but 4 bitches at the same time deserves props.

socialblade.com/youtube/user/dmjared
socialblade.com/youtube/user/peanutbuttergamer

You're not good at this. Last (You), out of pity.

fuck u

Meanwhile...

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the abuse goes deeper than we thought

>owns castles and plantations all across latin america
>the locals refer to him only as el blanco piccallo
>supplies angry joes cocaine
>hoarding gold bullion, battletoads, and Ukrainian Polybius
>Awaiting the next cycle of the vernal equinox

Did the Nerd win?

NIGGER DAGGER

depends on the girl. for some 5.5 inches is plenty big

Well, there's really not much to say. He argues on the side of the feminists in pretty much everything, and people don't really like that he moved away from doing silly game reviews to boring movie reviews.

I wanna know too. Has there ever been any actual dirt on Dan?

You certainty sound very rational over your boy crush with an opportunistic fake persona

Yes.

That's impressive considering he manages that with only 7 dollars

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With an ugly fuckin kid like that?
Nope.

He tends to virtue signal a lot, has a different girl friend every month that he pumps and dumps, and overall just plays it “safe”. His e-friends are always triggered when this is pointed out lol

unless this grown woman has the vaginal shape of an 8-year-old, there's no way in hell that is considered "big"

You faggots told me white girls weren't loyal

Pewdiepie's only gotten more popular since the antisemitic scandal.

Wow your parents must not love you

Jared just got her before she had the opportunity.

Nigga has 1 million subs on YouTube
Or at least he did

redpill me

Sounds like a chad to me. Bettin he fucked Susie. Were you one of those gfs?

no. he just has very limited knowledge of video games, sleeps around a lot and has been caught making up a few stories. otherwise he seems like a nice guy

>almost 600 posts
kek

It feels like something is gonna happen with Dan at some point. I remember him acting really weird about the feet website thing.

Jared managed to convince her his dick was big. That's all it takes. You do that you're good.

>also this guy: “he’s a chill sweet soul”
At least be consistent, and same fagging over your fake boy friend is weak

finally the perfect phone background

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>titty drops

Remember when Projared said he was a feminist?

No what happened?

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Dumb bitch is part of the reason he's going through this
Dumb slut should have waited to fuck him until he was divorces or separated
She's complicit in this

kuh

FIRST DUNKEY IS LETTING HIS WIFE GET FUCKED BY BLACK MEN NOW PROJARED IS FUCKING HOLLY

WHAT THE FUCK TIMELINE IS THIS

kek you really are one of those gfs
Heard he's a furry or some shit, too.

Wasn’t that proven false?

Guys, I am serious when I say that I would consider fucking Brie Larson over these two women.

>FIRST DUNKEY IS LETTING HIS WIFE GET FUCKED BY BLACK MEN
Hold the fuck up.
I need a rundown before this thread dies.

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Based Chadred, go git dat pussy!

Link or pics to the Dunkey thing?
Or is the source your ass?

KEEP

SAYING

IT

Here's confirmation that Holly definitely cheated on Ross. Jared ruined his and their marriage.

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Sure, and you’re one of his e friends too who need to defend fake people to feel something lmao

>FIRST DUNKEY IS LETTING HIS WIFE GET FUCKED BY BLACK MEN

What?

Keep saying it.

immunity cat

KEEP

SAYING

IT

>being this mad
bruh calm down this is a jared thread

>I think what's more important is quality over quantity
Dude that's a nice way of her saying she thinks your dick is small

What role does PeanutButterGamer play in all this?

Dunkey is literally untouchable I'll need a source

Ross deserved better

I’m sorry, I don’t know what it’s like to have fake friends; so you’ll have to excuse me

Stay kike'd roastie

Uh, why is this bitch going through his personal messages? Privacy much?