If David Lynch stole christmas he'd be David Grinch

If David Lynch read your comment he would be David Cringe

If David Lynch was a pervert he'd be David Pinch

If David Lynch was a ruler he'd be David Inch

If David Lynch was a shitty boxer he'd be David Clinch

if David Lynch had a vase on top of him he'd be David Plinth.

If David Lynch actually physically recoiled from that comment he'd be David Flinch

If David Lynch rewatched Twin Peaks in one sitting he'd be David Binge

If David Lynch directed Fight Club he'd be David Finch...er.

If David Lynch was a God of changes he'd be David Tzeentch

If David Lynch was a flexible device that allows turning or pivotinghe'd be David Hinge

lol

If David Lynch got fat he'd be David pounds per square inch

if David Lynch was a hack he'd be D&D

fuck

If David Lynch was a woman's vulva he'd be David Minge

If David Lynch fucked pirates he'd be David Wench

If David Lynch has an easy time of doing things he’d be David Cinch.

If David Lynch was easily startled he'd be David Flinch

If David Lynch was a soldier in WW1 he'd be David Trench

If David Lynch was from Paris he'd be David French

If David Lynch did heroin he'd be David Syringe

If David Lynch couldn't stop ejaculating he'd be David Drench

If David Lynch was a long wooden chair he'd be David Bench

If David Lynch was from the Black Lodge he'd be DAVE