>"There's a scene in this film where audiences will feel like they've been punched in the face. Even filming it, I remember walking out and then watching it again on the monitors and asking Jon, 'Are you sure that's okay?' And he's like, 'No, it's not. People are going to hate this scene.'
But it really, phew, God, it's pretty crazy and it's very similar in the way that it's very tense and it whips the rug from underneath your feet. It's pretty awesome."
What's it gonna be?
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>What's it gonna be?
Rammi came in as a guest director.
Mysterio is set up to be a good guy but anyone with a half a brain knows who he really is. That or MJ is Fury's daughter.
Every scene
It's gonna be me putting my balls on your chin when you watch this movie
Lol this, are normies really this retarded though? I have ZERO interest in comic books and have pretty much always known, since I was a child that mysterio is a villain.
They introduce a new Gwen Stacy and then kill her.
SHOCKING!
Jake Gyllenhaal kills a kid I bet
One of the minor characters will die or maybe even Happy
Nick Fury BLACKS Aunt May and forces Peter to watch.
Peter gets the "They Live" glasses and realizes the entire movie has been an illusion.
mysterio rapes peter
i think may will die
if hes talking to jon, im assuming jon favrau
because we dont have uncle ben, perhaps its gonna be may that they kill towards the end
Seems like MJ might die.
oh yeh, could kill gwen
leaks didnt talk about gwen, just that peter and mj start dating at the end of the movie
or they kill mj
Captain Marvel shows up towards the end
Nick Fury reads racial crime statistics and then winks at the camera.
Jakey is future Peter
Jon Watts, the director
Fury is gonna be the chameleon at some point
Who would hate that? I think the general consensus is she's pretty unlikable
Oh, THAT'S good. In another timeline May got snapped, but not Peter, and he goes evil.
BASED Raimi coming in clutch
>or they kill mj
No, they said people would hate this scene.
In the trailer it makes it seem like their romance is going to be a plot line. But yes, the studio talked about replacing her. This is the perfect way to do both.
>Peter! It’s me you’re good ol’ uncle Ben! I stole some p-Pym particles from the AntMan in my dimension Peter! Real high quality stuff! In my dimension, Peter, you died and I lived! I came to say I love you Peter and I’m so proud of you! The only problem is the mechanics of my *uurrrp!* dimension hopping device, Peter! The thing can only return me to my dimension if you lick my balls, Peter! You know I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t *BURP* very important! The dimensional rift is putting my i-i-in constant pain, Pete! You gotta lick my balls to return me to my sweet May, Peter! It’s the only way!
evil-Mysterio from our world killed good-Mysterio from other world, and pretented to be him for half of the movie.
Spider Man gets gang raped.
I'd laugh if Peter gets a third black girlfriend.
>guys guys we're not pushing an agenda Peter just happens to only date black chicks
hot
>But yes, the studio talked about replacing her.
Seriously? This is good news after having just watched her be unpleasant in every scene in Homecoming.
Spiderman is caught on camera having a heated gaming moment and has to publicly apologize and might get dropped from Avengers
When did the studio talk about replacing her
Was he talking about the girl power scene in Endgame?
>Actually Peter, in my reality we don't have any niggers. There's almost no rape, very little violent crime, most nations are wealthy due to welfare programs needing only minimal federal investment.
>Wow, that sounds like paradise. And all that just from never having black people...
>Oh, no, Peter. No, no. We did HAVE them.
Jesus CHRIST, Raimi
Too soon.
By who?
Or vice versa.
In the MCU, Mysterio is this guy
>Hoelland
>being able to be dominant
Nice joke.
didn't they saw they were gonna make some mcu character gay?
maybe he falls for mysterio or something
go back to star trek
New europeans.
I can picture Jake actually saying these lines with his usual stone face.
Doc
Gay sex. Full penetration.
Hopefully they will bring Peter's canon waifu AKA Felicia Hardy to the table.
A white haired tall big-titted one, not mutts allowed.
Is it the part where Peter has to accept that MJ is now some ugly mutt?
>"rape" victim
Please no.
Parker walks into a camp of African migrants and tells them what his Uncle Ben used to tell him
>decide to be a superhero
>dress like Thor AND Iron Man
>yeah, that'll be badass
Mysterio confirmed for best guy
Better question why did they hire an actress who looks like MJ to play aunt May?
>I lost someone in my world too, and he never came back. He was a lot like your Uncle Ben. I mean, I didn't know him *personally* but I felt like, every time I read his words, he was speaking to me
>*Mysterio snaps to a sieg heil when Nick Fury has his back turned*
>Don't trust that one, Peter. Make sure you keep your wallet on a chain around him
Sasuga, Raimi-sama
>Peter, I'm you from an alternate dimension where I only dated white chicks.
>That's not possible. I'm all ebony all the time. No me would ever go for a white bitch.
>No, Peter, every you except this one grew up to have a beautiful white family. Something strange is going on in your reality. They've created an illusion in your mind making you want to betray your race.
The filmed the real body of Stan Lee for the sake of a cameo.
Favreau hired her, it's why Happy Hogan is dating Aunt May in Far From Home
OMG I CAN NOT BELIEVE HERO #6848 AND VILLAIN #8974 ARE GOING AT IT! HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY END?!?
He's so fucking hot I wanna pound that bubble butt
"put it in the stinky end"?
Mj dies. Peter ends his ebony phase and this tragedy makes him grow up into the ironspyder the world needs.
Gwen Stacy, hopefully a blonde bombshell, shows up.
Peter no longer into mommies and aunts (Marisa and toe fungus).
I get the feeling that Peter is going to be a passive-aggressive asshole towards Mysterio.
Have you ever been to space? Oh well I HAVE
Have you ever fought the most powerful creature in the universe? Oh well I HAVE. TWICE.
Were you at the kickass giant battle in upstate new york against an alien army? Oh well I WAS.
GTFO scrub. Mysterio, more like FAGsterio lmao, karen activate auto-dabbing mode
Realistically speaking they'll kill either May or MJ to set up black Spiderman (not venom, just him turning into an edgy fag and wearing the black suit).
May and MJ both survive, he's talking about the scene when Mysterio, who is set up by Fury as a fellow superhero, betrays Peter
Why would that make people angry? Everyone knows Mysterio is a villain
kek
Friendly reminder that Spider-UK is in the film. Also high chance Fury is Chameleon.
They're building up the lore of Peter wanting to fuck Aunt May
>Nice costume, did your boyfriend make it?
Mysterio interrupts Peter and MJ's school trip romance to share some statistical evidence with them
>Actually he did, Peter. We lost him right after that.
Really awkward scene.
Peter's gonna break Mysterio's neck
>or they kill mj
>sjw marvel killing a brown woman
yeah right
The holiest number, you are blessed my child!
>No, it's not. People are going to hate this scene.
What is with directors and this mentality?
that fat guy dies, you know the body guard of tony stark which makes peter finally realize that if he doesn´t mature and become the next iron man then only more people will die
Mysterio BAD. Supporting character is kill. Plot twist GOOD.
>now listen you little shit, peter.
>you take me to your timeline at once! I want a piece of your aunt may!
bafed
>Spider-Man gets his hopes up that tony is alive in another multiverse
>based Jake goes no lol I’m a liar
>Spider-Man cries, tony is kill
How is everyone in this movie the same age after the 5 year timeskip?
subvert my expectations daddy yaasssss
Raimi being based as usual.
mysterio is good guy see bad thing happen become sad and bad guy at end
just like black man in doctor magic
Tony Stark is actually Uncle Ben using time travel from another dimension. He’s also responsible for creating and planting the spider which bites Peter.
Probably something really stupid that doesn't mean what you think it means
>Mysterio: In my world, the president is fucking shameless, Peter, openly racist, locks children in cages, manipulated by foreign governments, cash in hand, you know? And he's a seedy rapist pervert, probably a pedophile.
>Peter: Yeah, sorry man, that's one thing that's no different here. Trump's a horrible person
>Mysterio: T-Trump? Donald Trump's the president here? I was talking about President Benjamin Parker
Tony was the Ben of the MCU
It's probably this.
he fucks his aunt
who is the guy on the right?
No, this is a Far From Home scene
Quentin Beck.
>dealing with Endgame aftermath
>introducing the concept of multiverse and a shit ton of new characters
>add Nick Fury's spy bullshit
>takes places all over Europe
>all in 2 hours
This movie is going to be such a goddamn senseless clusterfuck, isn't it?
Tom's ass made me cum buckets
Idris Elba
Yeah, just like all the previous ones...
Was Benny the Ton of UCM?
Why is Jake Gyllenhaal demeaning himself with that goofy fucken outfit?
My prediction
>Mysterio is a good guy. Not what we are used to in the comics.
>Those no name elementals are the only villains in the movie.
>an actor gets to have fun in the most highly profitable and popular movie series of all time
>"demeaning"
user...
Because Aunt may looking like the personification of death doesn't make sense when you stop and think.
They are treated as if they were cryogenically frozen similar to cap
Jake and Tom go full brokeback
Full penetration. We're talking graphic scenes of Jake really going to town on this hot young twink, from behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl reverse cow girl, all the big ones
I get it, the MCU is popular and profitable and dick swinging.
BUT did they really have to put that clown suit on him?
It's fucking cool though.
Who shits on whose chest though?
He looks like he's from Asgard. Maybe there's a good story explanation.
They've struggled for a while, really. Endgame was supposed to be the reset button. Instead, they just keep upping the stakes to no limit. Well, I'm not going to see this, anyway.
>They've struggled for a while
Nigga what?
Happy Hogans bangs aunt May and get into a relationship then Peter starts calling him uncle happy. Later in the movie Mysterio kills happy and he dies in Peters arms. And then its revealed though close of the grave stone his real name was Ben "happy" Hogan, basically making him uncle ben.
But what happened to Crusher Hogan?
With writing good stories you dumb Nigger.
CW, IW and Endgame already had way too much shit going on, and the package was starting to come undone by the seams. People are willing to overlook a lot of problems in these movies, but it's not going to last.
>Happy Hails Hydra
>nobody remembers this
Oh you were a Snyderfag all along.
happy and crusher are the same person
What if its that the whole multiverse thing is just Mysterio fooling everyone, and its all a fake? It would fit Mysterio's actual character
What exactly am I looking at here?
peter gets raped by Mysterio and is forced to watch nick fury fuck mj and aunt may
If he says "people are gonna hate it" during a press interview, he really means they're gonna love it. Marketing. How people fall for this stupid inverse psychology is beyond me.
Multiverse is real
what if jake and peter go back to jakes dimension at the end? iron man is still alive in his world
>"we could have used someone like you on my world"
It when mysterio reveals he cucked Peter by fucking both Mj and May and then lynches MJ in front of him.
AU Iron Man shows up played by a different actor.
Tony and Scarjo are alive and kicking
Disney needs to milk them for another 10 years
In the AU Justin Hammer (Sam Rockwell) is Ironman
He murdered tony stark and Thor in his world and took their tech. But it’s okay because they were ebil in his universe
Tony Stark is evil in the main universe.
fat asian friend turns out to be the chamillion.
peter stumbles onto his aged 5 years to adulthood friend in a hidden location tied ot a chair
No but uncharismatic evil. You know played by a kang
Peter comes out as gay, it was foreshadowed since the first movie
>What's it gonna be?
Jake goes brokeback mountain on cute spiderass
>spend entire movie suspicious of Mysterio, waiting for the turn
>never comes
>post-credit sequence, the real evil Mysterio appears, brutally murders the good one and takes his place without Peter knowing
Mysterio:
>Peter, I'm your uncle
>Peter, I'm YOU
Take your pick
That’s actually genius.
I know it WON’T be this, because it would be too clever and amazing. It’s not that I doubt they could come up with it, it’s that I doubt they respect the intelligence of the audience enough to do it.
I know Mysterio will kevin owens him eventually but I bet the multiverse shit is all bullshit too, they won;t introduce that so soon after Thanos.
His suit is a symbiote. *dabs on Sony*
kino
Mysterio turns out to be some special effects guy who got alien technology from that other guy and started to create threats to portray himself as the hero because he's a thor stalker.
based
would you guys lick tom's balls in a non-homo manner?
Excuse me sir, but bubble boy is certified kino.
He was real by the way. He died when he was 12 and growing up in isolation turned him weird, it's pretty sad. de.wikipedia.org
>Mysterio is just Vulture
>He survived the Snap and spent the last 5 years gathering alien tech to change his appearance and give him powers
They already did that with "mj" in the first one.
If Fury winks does he close his eye or keep it open?
he needs the money like the whore he is
you can't buy a mansion acting for indie movies
> Avengers
They disbanded.
Plot twist: Mysterio is actually Loki
Loki stole the cube teleport thing and he can change appereance
Kek.
I think Peter parker is killed but gets replaced by another peter parker from another universe.
cast her
keep in mind she's white, slim and has pretty big tits
Who is black.
I wonder if the cgi good guy will defeat the cgi bad guy for the 23rd time
Nice expectations, it would be a shame if someone subverted them.
This but white
Daisy Ridley.
He ends up with a white girlfriend.
I really hope the big twist with Mysterio doesn't just end up having him be a secret villain. Make him be a sympathetic anti-hero. That's fine. But if it's just gonna be "I was secretly working with Nick Fury so that I can get my plans for power without him noticing!" bullshit, then it's gonna suck.
this is extremely based and underrated
capeshit should have its own board
The Sinister Six.
I don't think I have to worry about that
Why would you post this
The problem isn't that she's hispanic/brown/mulatto/whatever the fuck her proper race name is, the problem was her being a vehicle for normalizing SJW ideas.
That's the whole reason she's in the movie. She keeps spouting SJW lines, but the movie tries to treat it like a half-joke to not make the movie seem too political, but eventually there will come a time when her type of character becomes normal in movies, and sooner or later we'll always have a trope character who spouts SJW lines and people will accept it as normal the way they accept the "nerd sidekick" character as normal.
He's not just a villian, he is a con man who uses illusions to make situations where he comes in and heroically solves them for fame and money
Theres plenty of opportunity for complexity there. Could be He wants people to like and admire him, but knows he's a fake, and is kind of believing his own BS.
>At the end of the movie, Spidey stoles the spotlight by defeating him and destroying his charades.
>Becomes obsessed with Peter/Spidey in prison and starts to plan "scripts" to overpass the last plan.
The scene where he goes to pick up his date and Micheal Keaton answers the door was kind of a shock in the previous one, but nobody hated that.
He's been a villain since he was introduced like a year after Spidey was new in the early '60s.
Felicia? Please be Felicia.
Impossible. There is no actress out there who is both:
1. Anywhere even near as beautiful and physically perfect as she is in the comics
2. Someone who can actually act.
In Spider Man 3, they got Bryce Dallas Howard to play Felicia Hardy. While pretty and capable of acting, she is nowhere near as physically fit as Black Cat is. So even she doesn't actually fulfill all the right criteria. But even on the off-chance that they actually do find someone who fits the criteria, I doubt they will give her the skin-tight catsuit with exposed cleavage. They'll give her a military sneaking suit.
Daizy Cooper
Underrated
The fat asian friend accidentally stumbles onto Mysterio being evil/fake, and Mysterio just instantly murders him without even knowing his connection to Peter, or caring.
Maybe they aren't.
They're going to make Peter gay.
Probably this. Mysterio says Tony is alive in his universe, and getting to see him again is what keeps Peter going. Then he finds out it's bullshit.
That's actually kind of hot. I could get with that idea.
MY OWN CLONE
I want to live in that world.
Why on earth would Peter be gay when he's surrounded by so much prime qt pusy?
Because he has taste and individuality, not to mention an aversion to psychotics that are only pretending to be human?
BDH played Gwen in SM3, dummy. Then Jyn Erso played a glorified extra named Felicia in one of the Andrew Garfield ones.
do blacks even like spiderman?
>Introducing a 'multi-verse'
How many more Spider-Man movies before they do an "animated" segment where Tom Holland gets digitized Into The Spider-verse style and makes PG 4th wall breaking jokes?
Holy shit
Based Spider-Man
>So many minorities in this country are on welfare, Peter. If I could just get the last of these stones, with just a snap of my fingers I could make them all get jobs.
>vaginal
it's not that clever