Holy shit.
That was awful
Holy shit
legitimately forgot that movie existed
I liked it, the WWII/Nuclear Armageddon spin was fun
Remember, there’s 3 more of these set to come out
>Hits the skull hooka
>Sees muggles do more damage with one bomb then wizards can with a spell
DUDE
>Miscegenation between magic and muggle is forbidden in America
Based
I was scrolling through catalog and thought this was the Matrix poster. Fuck is this shit
I want to see where the series is going.
I've always wondered how the Harry Potter series would read if you replaced every instance of "muggle" with "nigger" to see how racist Harry Potter and his pals really are.
>make your entire franchise for kids
>let's make Dumbledore gay
No it wasn't. It's better than any Marvel movie made the last 8 years.
>for kids
But it isn't and never was, you're either underaged or a retard.
Nagini and Credence a cute
I actually liked the first one. Is this a kind of bad where you still just tolerate it to make sure you are primed for the third, or the kind of bad that makes you stop caring about the series altogether?
You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity.
Are you still so ass backwards you think a gay person existing and kids literally can't coexist?
> Is this a kind of bad where you still just tolerate it to make sure you are primed for the third, or the kind of bad that makes you stop caring about the series altogether?
It depends if you liked the first one honestly.
It was disappointing for sure but also interesting because you want to see what happens next.
the former
Dude the books and the first movies were straight up kids bullshit
Then that bitch got all horny and shit with the money
Now she's trying to sell some gay fiction to the manchilds who liked the same crap that my 9yo cousin read
And he likes to act like dumbledore
I can't tell him that he's gay
literally filler: the movie. I don't get how they spend hundreds of millions on this shit
Stop trying to act tough faggot, the movie are for all ages and two of them were cut from R ratings
You post on a fucking marvel sponsored board you dumb zooger shithead
>cuaron
>kids bullshit
Never post again. The first HP movie is also better directed than 95% of blockbusters have been since, god forbid anything is wholesome and for all ages, then edgy kids like you hate on it.
Did anyone else not give a crap about all the wizard drama about Credence? All I wanted to see was Newts adventure in finding all the creatures in the comfy setting of 20s New York. I watched the original movies so long ago that I don't even remember any lore.
that´s just what that kid likes
you can argue whatever you want and be butthurt about it i don't care
kids enjoy it alot
Only the first two are "kid like" because the main characters are kids. What a thought. They are for all ages and grow up.
I absolutely hate Johnny Depp. Was fun seeing him play Jack Sparrow, until he did it for every other movie that followed.
Also, WHY...
>can Grindlewald make blue fire that kills anything it touches? A simple unspoken spell to take out all of Paris
>would he make something that's worse then an atom bomb. Thought he was against such mindless destruction
>was Lestrange killed off like she was. They could have all apparated away anyway
>do Aurors kill instead of using expelliarmus or stupify. We already showed it's used in that period because, wait..
>did expelliarmus make a gate instead of flicking their wands away
>where there about a 5% ratio of spells said to spells done
>does the ministry use muggle-robotic looking magic devices when they could just have floating brooms
>is the american authority of magic a ministry if they have a president. Shouldn't it have been an agency of magic.
>did they not keep grindlewald in azkeban from the get-go
>do they not background check aurors. Really treats the audience like a 6 year old when the auror goes "I guess that means I got the job *evil tone* *interviewers groan*"
>are magical people not racist for the time period. They can't be that detached from reality to allow a person of color as president of the ministry.
>does no one care when black sheets go over every building. People walking and talking like this is an everyday occurrence
>did they fucking think this movie was a good idea?
>Did I even watch this shitty movie
Funnily enough I thought Depp was extremely good.
manchild
>DUDE, THE RAPE BABY YOU WERE TRYING TO MURDER ACTUALLY DROWNED IN THE TITANIC AFTER HIS BROTHER SWITCHED BABIES LMAO
What did JJ Rowling mean by this?
Fuck man. How far we have fallen.
he was cryinng too loudly. Better switch it with the neighbors model, lol
>also, why was dumbledores family traveling by ship. They were supposed to be pretty powerful magic users and would have been able to fucking apparate
I can understand the lestrange girls family since they were trying to stay undetected and everything.
>he says on a marvel board
Have sex and watch more films, you can't detect honest and good directing if your life depended on it
Still better than the 3-4 MCU movies a year, or the 10 total superhero movies a year.
Very true. Can't argue with that. FUCK capeshit straight to hell.
Is wizardshit really much better though?
>everything is shit mommy!
The Harry Potter movies are great
Fantastic Beasts? Fuck no. A select few of the original HP films are kino, but some are also just as bad. But the market is absolutely saturated with capeshit to the point of cancer. Fuck that shit. God damn.
Lmao faggot
None of them are bad, literally the worst one is still pretty damn good. Half are kino at least desu.
First 3 are ultrakino. But you know what's just as good? All 7 books.
5 and 6 and 7.1 are more kino than 1 and 2. Of course 1 and 2 are great though and matched the books, but the latter ones are really nice too. All of them are good. They are too underrated at this point.
The chosen people, goyim!
t. woman
>t. literal capeshitter who memes like a bitch
Have sex. Stop thinking you have taste when you watch B movies and capeshit.
Is every person born after 2000 this pleb when it comes to good movies?
i got roped into watching this in the cinema
on the way out everybody was talking about how they actually fell asleep
You guaranteed like movies hundreds and hundreds of times worse
>if you dont like what i like your taste is shit
clearly you like harry potter
>can Grindlewald make blue fire that kills anything it touches? A simple unspoken spell to take out all of Paris
I wonder if it's a custom spell made by Grindelwald for himself or a widely known one, because in the second case this shit makes Avada Kedavra look like a fucking joke, and yet you can go to jail for saying it.
You post on a game of thrones capeshit board, your opinion means nothing, whatever you don't like is actually good.
if so
what are you even doing here?
To call out the bs, which works since most people here unironically watch and like MCU
sounds like a hard labour specially when its all bullshit
got,dc,marvel,hp
Hp is actually good, now like I said, stop commenting on the medium of film, you stick out as being someone who has seen 50 movies or something and plays video games and watches youtube content more than films. Three of those are shit and one is good.
weird how you get piss off over calling hp bullshit
Nice english, I rest my case
I really wonder what they're trying to achieve with this series. I watched this movie but honestly I dont remember anything other than nothing happening and some truly terrible Nazi allegories. The first movie I was just incredibly annoyed at the pacing and length of the whole thing.
I just want to know what theyre doing. They greenlit an entire series of movies that nobody likes. How worse can these flicks get?
is not my native lenguage
at least you can try to increase your taste in movies/boks and not get mad when someone insults what you like
if you try you can grow up buddy
I was grown up and watching these movies in theaters, stop posting
>make a movie aimed to mix the Dr. Who and Harry Potter crowds
>just becomes capeshit-lite that rips its premise straight from Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo
Harry Potter is for fucking fags and you're a moron with a superiority complex
>Harry Potter is for fucking fags
>consumes youtubeshit and movies that are thousands of times worse multiple times a year
>pays for video gameshit
Just stop
I'm just in it for the worldbuilding at this point since the story is a mess. But Rowling is notoriously bad at decent worldbuilding and not looking at the bigger picture so visiting other magical cultures like Africa and Japan could be very cringe from her perspective.
It's a fun little world she's made but the more she's added, the more inconsistent it's become, even bizarre with the wizard toilet shit. That said I kind of want to see the world explored more and see what she does with it for shits and giggles at least. As long as it's just small spin-offs and not anything like that garbage cursed child sequel.