Bf wants to watch a movie with me

Women unironically have such shit taste.
even the most patrician girl i know who likes Dubsman The Movie and jap cinema and shit still loves capeshit and netshit
There is not one single woman who has fully unmarred good taste

>Put on Once Upon a Time in China
>She says she's bored
>Falls asleep half hour in

Why do women have to be 100% interested in a movie to keep from falling asleep?

>Harry Potter
OH NO NONONONO LOOK AT THIS BITCH
>Frozen
HAHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER INTERSTS HAHAHAH
>Wonder Woman
BRUH SHE DUMB HAAHHAHAHAHA

>Pretends to be woman
>Doesn't know that they don't give a shit what the man puts on as long as they get sex
DILATE

By this logic Pirates of the Caribbean is the most bisexual movie of all time.

take note bros as women literally have no taste in cinema
look at the ratings of fag back mountain vs the thing
all you need for them is a shitty story about teens fighting off evil or a stupid romance plot that feeds into their fantasies and you got their favorite movies where as men need more than that

>have gf
>she asks me to put my favourite film on
>it's Apocalypse Now but i decide that i will pick a more accessible one because i know she's a stacey and will get bored
>put on Battle Royale, my second favourite, which is much more action packed and brisker paced
>she starts seething because asian girls and accuses me of having yellow fever (i do but she didn't know this and couldn't have picked it up from the movie)
>angrily storms out of my home
the fact that my only girlfriend had BPD has put me off having a girlfriend forever

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A movie including cowboys, British soldiers, Roman senators and sailing boats sounds pretty fun, though.

similar shit happened to my brother when he watched the great escape with his girlfriend she hated it because "muh no romance muh boring war movie"

Women don't talk like that

>you will never have a gf who enjoys movies about cowboys, british soldiers, romans, or boats
Why are women such trash?

shouldve said i have {her name} fever

they are forever children when it comes to things like taste in music or movies

have sex

Fuck off to discord you fat tranny

My gf loves watching old Kurosawa movies with me but I'm worried she's only lusting over the main character of them each time.

sweetie transitioning doesn't make you a girl. You're still a boy and always will be. Please look to kino movies like Silence of the Lambs to learn how mentally fucked up you are

MIFUNE'D

This. My mom and sister do this every single time with any movie they've seen before, or any movie they are even just slightly uninterested in. You'd have to start watching it at like 3PM, and MAYBE they'd stay awake.

t. capeshit enthusiast

buffalo bill sums up trannys so well shame they sorta try to cuck out on that bit in the movie

>ordering results by largest margin
I'd rather see how men and women rank the actual top 20 for each gender

no boys allowed

lmao my girlfriend broke up with me because I wanted to watch Cool Hand Luke and wouldn't change it to fucking British Bake Off

Women love capeshit though

>trannies want to skin people
Brutal

lmao

Damn, us men have such great taste in films. I'm proud of my gender

Nice try tranny now shut the fuck up go 40% yourself

nig capeshit is supported by women (and subhumans)
give me anything but snarky characters makeing jokes non fucking stop ruining any sense of tension while lens flares and retarded explosions go off in the background
for fucks sake ive seen better Michael Bay movies then capeshit

>Harry Potter
What the shit

they do though but mostly figuratively alot of trannies want a woman they can't get so they figuratively skin them and wear them

Not all of them

I thought chicks loved the Rome series. And I Claudius. Not sure about Spartacus but I'd heard they liked Gladiator.
And what about Cleopatra?

OP tranny confirmed

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shitty larper gtfo

British Bake Off is kino and you've probably seen that movie a few times. You fucked up dude.

she has a point you know. you guys are seriously missing out if that's all you watch when it comes to classic cinema. leaves out almost the whole filmographies of billy wilder, ernst lubitsch, frank capra, etc. a lot of the greats had no real interest in working outside of the studio setting. then again she's a pleb too for not appreciating those types of movies for their own aesthetic and thematic value, so i guess you're a perfect brainlet pair

everyone getting baited here is a newfag for not getting the BOATS meme

RICED

>women hate das boot
I will never not be mad

Were watching The Good the Bad and the Ugly and were gonna smoke weed every time Clint does.

>Harry Potter

Imagine being such a faggotry franchise that men actually prefer subjecting themselves to Frozen, Tangled, and the fucking Hunger Games over you.

Nothing is more disgusting than a weed lmao relationship
my ex started getting into being a stoner and it ended up we were just always sitting on her crumb-covered bed with no bedsheet stoned watching some gay sitcom

Sounds like you forgot to have sex with her

Apart from the Sound of Music, not a single movie on that list before 1990, for women.

>italian schlock westerns
>"muh deconstruction" western
>scorcese
>the one of david lean's worst movies is the highest ranked from him
>paths of glory somehow memed into being kubrick's most important work
>rocky?
>fucking blade runner 49
the rest i'm ok with but it's a pretty low-test and low-class list. reeks of pseud. almost respect the female one more for honest childlike lack of any pretensions to taste whatsoever

Sleeping with me was your fuckin decision user.

t. homosexual

go back to watching harry potter you slut. how can you call yourself a man and not enjoy those movies. Rocky is literally the most SOULful movie ever made

>Brokeback Mountain
lol

t. hasn't seen a single John Ford film

misunderstanding the picture/intentionally trolling but i'll reply:

these are the ones with the biggest ratings DIFFERENCES you fuckwit. so the top is essentially "movies men will never understand" which is all complete garbage made for children, and the bottom is "movies women will never understand" which is, for the most part, contemplative art that they can't wrap their tiny brains around because it's not about 3 hours of preening before they go out and face the world on quadriplegic game journalist mode

reading the picture wrong retard

>gf loves action movies like Predator
>dont know if its because she watched these movies with her older brother all the time or because she is lusting after buff dudes

>ask girlfriend to watch movie
>she says ok
>watch movie
>she enjoys it or, at worst, will watch it and do stuff on her phone during boring parts
Feels pretty good.

or frank capra for that matter if you want soul. there's an italian i like

>letting her browse her phone
>not ripping it out of her hands, screaming that you hope she gets raped by a pack of niggers, then smashing it
Soiboi

Why do girls like Harry Potter so much? It doesn't even have a female lead

Me and my ex used to watch Hornblower together. And she actually enjoyed it which made me happy, until I realized she just had the hots for Ioan Gruffudd.

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i was reading the picture wrong but the roasties are right about some of those regardless

kek
Imagine being the one guy on earth cucked by Ioan Gruffudd

pls be my gf

i thought about that, but in that way you can see actually what kind of movies men like and what kind of movies women like and then the actual top 20 could be similar since, since both genders get served or not and the films are just good movies for everyone. Notice how no Star Wars for example or Titanic. This way, you distill the gender difference.

Based movie taste user, Apocalypse now is my favorite. You hype for the final cut?

>she starts seething because asian girls and accuses me of having yellow fever (i do but she didn't know this and couldn't have picked it up from the movie)
>angrily storms out of my home
she's pretty based if you ask me

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>Redux with all the cool shit with Willard stealing the surfboard and bonding with the lads
>cuts out the boring bunnies scene
it will be the definitive version if he also takes out the dumb scene where you see Kurtz in daylight which ruins the mystique

>watching Infinity War with gf
>Heimdall dies
>she comments that she's sad because he's so handsome
>mfw the Idris Elba meme is real

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>put up with gf calling famous men good looking because you can understand it, with you finding famous women good looking
>innocuously mention a female celebrity
>gf seethes
Why is this allowed?

>Why is their taste in movies so bland and depressing?
could literally say the exact same thing about women only bland and overly emotional, shit chicks pick always makes me snooze

I wish someone would make a graph version of this. Have "highly preferred by women" on the other side, men on the other. And overlapping movies in the middle.

>tfw no bf :(

I realised my ex-girlfriend had a thing for black guys after she commented a little too fervently on Elba’s appearance and dumped her days after. She cried and begged me to stay, and I said no. Felt good!

>At least it's a little original.
>posts the same pic that everyone here has seen a dozen times but still respond to
kys

>Why is this allowed?
It isn't. Don't put up with that shit. My girlfriend also seethes when I call famous women good looking but she's not as hypocritical as to call men good looking. At worst she'll agree if I'm the one who calls a man good looking. No homo though

diluded witchcraft themes have always atracted females

There's not a chance that list for men is correct and representative. The majority of men doesn't have taste that good.

based and redpilled

>I'm proud of my gender
hate speech detected, units dispatched to your location

If she liked bbc you might be angry too

>tfw no guy in my general area who meets my unrealistically high standards

The reason women have such shit taste in films is because they're told to have it. But not in a particularly interesting way. After all, men have all these other kinds of "it stuff": sex, romance, violence (not to mention racism), the occasional woman being killed, etc. Women can't tell you how good it is to have sex with someone other than your wife/girlfriend, so unless her family decides she should be raped and murdered to prove how awesome it is (which has never been seen), there isn't a lot of incentive for women to put her needs over theirs as a couple.

Have sex.

>bf agrees to watch Bridget Jones's Diaryfor a third time

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We're going to need more zyklon B

Once Upon a Time in China is boring though. The only good part is the fight at the fire at night. Jet Li has next to zero charisma compared to Bruce or Jackie

>Make my girlfriend watch The Wire
>She can't pay attention to it because there's no relationship drama or music in the background
>"They're just mad all the time, I don't like it"

Women are unironically complete retards but that's part of the charm I guess

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Women are unironically like retarded children and it's not charming, it's annoying.
I almost wish sometimes that i was gay.

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I wish someone would make a graph version of this. Have "highly preferred by women" on the other side, men on the other. And overlapping movies in the middle.

Why did roy save deckard?

I mean who wouldn't want to get barebacked raw by Toshiro-san. Can't blame the poor girl if you're gonna prime her with that.

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I mostly watch horror or scifi with my gf.
Or anime.
Those are our only matchpoints in movie genres.
I don't do romcoms and she doesn't like action so we watch those seperately.

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